Kat Von D designs her wedding dress to Jesse James on L.A. Ink

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I know it’s mean to laugh and point when someone breaks up right before their wedding, but in some cases it’s really hard not to. Here we have tattoo queen Kat Von D, who very publicly took up with Jesse James after his massive cheating scandal, and mutually proclaimed her love for him.

Well as we’ve heard James probably cheated on Kat too (very predictably) and they broke up before their wedding could happen. On Kat’s show L.A. Ink, filmed before the split, she got a tattoo of James’ childhood face on her ribcage. That was shown on the debut episode this season. When a reporter made it clear that Kat would be asked about the split in an interview, she walked off the set before the interview could happen. So she’s clearly very sensitive about the breakup and not ready to deal with it publicly.

Here’s yet another episode of L.A. Ink in which Kat plans her wedding to Jesse, which of course will never happen. TLC is probably loving this, because it’s the best promotion for the show they could ask for. There’s video below of Kat in an upcoming episode, which airs tonight, talking to her potential wedding dress designers about how she wants “a dress that’s special” and a wedding that trumps her elopement to her first husband.

Kat narrates off camera “Jessie and I, this is perfect. I’ve never felt this profound love for somebody else.” She shows the designers wedding dresses on her computer, and the two designers seem put out because they’re so busy. I hope they didn’t get started on it at all. It would have been hard to figure out what the hell she wanted anyway. Kat first showed them an intricate lace number and then a print by Mucha with a dress that was nothing like the first. She’s ridiculous.

Why the hell is Kat wearing two different colors of eye shadow? She looks ridiculous and like she’s got a bruise on one eye. She also comes across as dumb and naive. I guess you’d have to be to hook up with that guy at this point.

Kat is shown out on 7/29 and on 7/30. She’s with her dad. I hate those white pants, those leggings with the faux lace print and those clunky shoes!

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35 Responses to “Kat Von D designs her wedding dress to Jesse James on L.A. Ink”

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  1. brin says:

    “Dumb, naive”…and covered in tatoos. That’s Jesse’s dream girl. Wonder why they broke up.

  2. ladybert62 says:

    I cant get past those “boots in a shoe with peep toes” things on her feet!

  3. cringer says:

    How you get them is how you loose them

    Think shes great though

  4. Bubbling says:

    I pretty much love ink, myself…but girl overdone it. Is it to distract us from her cat face?

  5. Darlene says:

    I’m not sure they are broken up. A similar “split” happened before the premiere of her last season, didn’t it??

  6. Jingo Jango says:

    I think she should move on to Marilyn Manson.

  7. Leigh says:

    I wrote her off as a dummy when she started dating JJ. No wonder she doesn’t want to talk about it – with all this content in her show she looks foolish..

  8. girl says:

    Kat von D: (paraphrasing) This is me and Jesse. This is perfect.

    Umm, yes it is. Moving on.

    With the eyeshadow thing, either she got lazy or she is trying to start a “thing”. Which I wouldn’t doubt since she has/had her own make up line.

  9. gee says:

    But he’ll never cheat on me, right?

  10. Kelly says:

    @Jingo Jango, LOL.

    Those sunglasses! Those pants! Holy crow. That’s a whole lotta “non bene,” as I always say. The pants are so bad – and so TMI – that I’m wishing for the return of the muu-muu. And she truly has the worst taste in sunglasses.

  11. crtb says:

    I feel sorry for her. I think she was really in love and really believed he was in love with her. She is in a lot of pain now and I find nothing funny about that.

  12. operagirl says:

    I can’t. Her voice . . . I just can’t!

  13. womanfromthenorth says:

    She’s a dumbass and again karma wins!

  14. The Truth Fairy says:

    WHY IS SHE WEARING A DIFFERENT EYE SHADOW COLOR ON EACH EYE?!?!

  15. original kate says:

    awkward.

  16. k says:

    The headline of this article is so … grammatically … messed up.

  17. John Wayne Lives says:

    lol those designers are so not into her and her wedding dress.
    awkward is right!
    “I thought you’d be happier than this!” bahahah!

  18. teehee says:

    I’ve hated that general trend/style of shoe ever since it started abotu 2 years ago– they are just so &*(&$^*# UGLY!! UGLY!!!! STUPID LOOKING!!!

    Ok thanks Ive been holding that in for about 2 years now. 😛

  19. Kelly says:

    @teehee, tell us how you REALLY feel, LOL.

  20. ZenB!tch says:

    WTH happened to her face? It’s worse than the last time I saw it. She was kind of pretty once.

  21. fizXgirl314 says:

    I wonder if it was a business move. I think her make up line might not have been doing so well after her involvement with James. I noticed her stuff was on sale at Sephora. I was wondering whether they might be phasing it out of their stores. She probably noticed the drop in sales and decided to drop his has instead.

  22. Onyx XV says:

    I should be kind like crtb (#11), but I can’t help it, sometimes it feels so good to be wrong, I just don’t wanna be right. I find this whole turn of events riotously comical. Karma is indeed a b*tch!

  23. Jo 'Mama' Besser says:

    The boot trend is strange. I remember reading in a fashion column of the paper a couple of winters ago, a cry out to the nation to explain the use and popularity of these boots. To the columnist’s mind the only way that they could look reasonable was when worn in winter and with the full accompanying regalia. Though noticeably warmer than the place where I grew up, Toronto’s still not what you would call ‘Vancouver’, unless you want to snap toes off your feet through the holes and slits. I saw a lot of dumb girls walking about in that on -30 nights. Dumb. He said he look dumb with dresses, but that’s only because it’s true but here they are. I don’t get it. Half the time it looks like there’s some foreskin at the ankle trying to free itself.

  24. LBeees says:

    Is your crotch hungry, girl?

    ’cause it’s eating your pants.

  25. Eryn says:

    Did anyone else watch that clip and think “what the hell” about the designers’ comments? If I showed a fashion designer my ideas for a wedding dress, and her immediate response was hesitation about how much work it was going to require… I’d find a new designer.

  26. Magna says:

    I Think You Guys Should Back Off, Any Break Up Hurts Alot, And It Sucks Because She Was So In Love And He Really Wasn’t ):

  27. crtb says:

    Onyx – Why the bad karma?
    She didn’t break up Sandra and Jesse’s marriage. They were over and done before Kat hooked up with Jesse. So why should Kat get the bad karma?

  28. Sue says:

    crtb@ Because Kat cheated on her husband.

  29. Charlotte says:

    I started watching the video, then stopped and picked up a pen and paper to re-watch and count how many times a grown woman said “like” in her conversation. I counted 15. I’m thinking new drinking game…

  30. Meadowlark says:

    @ Charlotte Unless you limited it to one drink every 15 likes, you would die of alcohol poisoning.

    Aso, how does this man keep getting women to sleep with him, let alone fall in love with him? Did Sandra really have zero dignity like these tattooed girls?

  31. AcesHigh says:

    Ehh, I don’t think she’s dumb and naive. She just acts like a goofy, love-struck teenager. The eye shadow was horrid though. I actually cringed.

  32. Melancholy says:

    Moose knuckle.

  33. Wil in Minneapolis says:

    Gah – that voice! And I am sorry to the young folks out there who like this “inking” deal .. but who the hell finds that attractive?? I mean .. her arms! My God! That is just gross and I cannot help but wonder what the hell that I gonna look like at about age 55. Yikes!

  34. margaritachum says:

    why do some people think that leggins are jeans? WHY? it’s just makes me wonder if people walk around on their stockings.

  35. Ginn says:

    # Comment 6 Huhuuuu yes she and Marilyn Manson would b a great match.