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– The more sexy and famous you are, the more likely you are to break up. Math proves it, yep. [Mollygood]
– Kate Moss is the world’s ugliest supermodel [yeeeah]
– Rosie makes Elizabeth Hasselbeck cry every day [Jossip]
– What did Madonna do to her hair? [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Lindsay Lohan wants to move to England. Good riddance. [PopSugar]
– A new Red-Bull type beverage called Cocaine. What a great idea. [Best Week Ever]
– David Beckham says that Victoria buys expensive stuff for herself and gives him cheap gifts [Haute Gossip]
– Those aren’t real crotch shots of Lindsay and Paris, they’re just wearing the latest in faux-vag couture [Gallery of the Absurd]
– Isla Fisher: hot or not? [Bastardly]
– Celebrity twins that aren’t really twins [CityRag]
– Keira Knightly and her boyfriend at a baseball game [ICYDK]
– Nicole Kidman didn’t diss Angelina Jolie’s charity work [Socialite’s Life]
– Fergie doesn’t realize how hard it is to sit behind a computer and talk shit about celebrities [DListed]
– Is Sarah Jessica Parker pregnant? [Glitterati]
– In what sounds like a punchline, cops have found pot on Willie Nelson’s tour bus [Metadish]
– Mischa Barton’s curtain dress [Celebguru]
– Today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day, but every day is “Talk Like a Pirate Day” at my house, because my two year-old just loves saying Arrrr! [Agent Bedhead]