These are some new photos of Kim Kardashian in NYC yesterday, walking to Vera Wang for yet another wedding gown fitting. At first I thought Kim was just wearing a circa-1992 flannel shirt as a dress. But this is actually a dress. Like, someone sat down and consciously decided to make this hideous thing. The only thing I like are the sunglasses. I really want them.
You know what I love? I love how all of you continue to comment about how Kim actually seems to be gaining weight before her wedding. Vera Wang probably has to take out that SIZE 4 wedding gown until it’s… oh, maybe a 12 or 14? Kim is supposed to be doing the Tracy Anderson Method before the wedding – meaning, like, 1000 calories and a 3-hour-workout – A DAY. So it’s weird that Kim is gaining weight, right? And when I say “weird” I mean “hilarious”. She’s trying to out-do Kate Middleton’s wedding, after all. Kate starved herself into a wasp-waist, and that McQueen gown was probably a size 00.
By the way, Kim did confirm Vera Wang as her designer on her blog. Kim wrote, “Vera has been a close family friend for a long time and we had talked about this moment for years. When it came to picking my wedding dress designer she was the first person I thought of. No one designs gowns the way she does! I know that Vera can make my dream come true, and create the most perfect gown for my special day.” Once again, poor Vera. Vera and her team are going to spend hours on a gown that will be seen on a four-hour special and then forgotten immediately once the ink is dry on the divorce (six months, maybe?).
Last thing: Kim is releasing a new perfume called “Love” which will be the official scent of her wedding day. For real. I guess you can bottle the scent of Botox that has turned, Armenian farts, and Scott Disick’s Drakkar Noir mingled with cheap booze.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
It looks dangerously like a bathrobe made from a blanket.
And an incredibly stupid thing to wear in a NY summer.
Looks more like a baja hippy hoodie flannel ; not the fun check pattern 80’s long shirt flannel. It also looks like an old couch cushion or part of a robe for a man. Just awful cut. Hideous.
Would be cute as a shirt with black leggings, but it looks awful as a dress.
It’s hideous. Neither short skirts nor tweed print are your friend Kim. Now, stick her in a floor lenght curve-hugger and she looks amaaayzing!
1. She looks just like get mom her
2. It must be a pre requisite to wear ugly flannel to get your vera gown since her sister did too
glasses OK, dress doesn’t flatter her…btw, what happened to the BG5 girl band that mama Kris was ‘managing’??
“I guess you can bottle the scent of Botox that has turned, Armenian farts, and Scott Disick’s Drakkar Noir mingled with cheap booze.”
HAHAHAHAHA!!! That’s priceless!
And that “dress” is hideous.
This looks really hot and and sweaty. Not a good look for the summer.
I own a flannel shirt like that. It used to belong to my dad, and now it helps me get the chores done like getting rid of cobwebs in the attic or painting the garage walls.
Not the thing I’d consider wearing for an afternoon out in NYC.
To be fair, this dress only *looks* like a blanket, I don’t think it’s actually flannel. This isn’t how flannel would look around the wrists here.
@The truth fairy, that is the same thing I thought when I looked at it.
I love the glasses and the shoes.Isn’t it hot in New York these days?I guess she’s botoxed everywhere so she won’t sweat.
and/or is it exactly!!!! the hell is that?
I did notice that she’s getting thicker. Also, she really wants to be JLo doesn’t she. That’s her idol.
Pregnant?
That first photo is great you can compare her to regular people in the background and see how much work she has done with her face. She looks like an alien.
Reminds me of winter, not cute for summer in New York. And surprising she looks alone not with her usual entourage of creepy Jonathan and Joyce.
How can one woman with so much money and resources continue to choose the most hideious outfits? I would worry less about getting an ass xray and more about hiring a stylist – or getting a new one. Half of my wardrobe is “George” for WalMart and looks better than anything I’ve seen her wear in months.
That outfit confuses me….it’s not very flattering either.
Vera Wang is an old family friend?! LOL-right.
The girl is on antidepressants.
The only setting that calls for that outfit to be worn in summer is if you lived in Scotland.
This dress screams: It’s that time of the month.
Her head looks great the rest is a “I dressed in the dark this morning”
This makes me think of Mean Girls near the end when she says “This is all that fits me right now!”
Kim might be wearing a flannel bathrobe because she’s gotten too big for the rest of her clothes…
fug. and that nude lip gloss is making her lips look like greasy little sausages.
To me this looks like a fashiony version of a 1993 outfit you’d wear to a Pearl Jam or Phish concert. Her face is even getting rounder. Please if you are 5 nuthin, do not wear shoes like this unless you would like shorter and stumpier legs.
FUG!
Looks like PapPaws old bath robe.
He always scared me when he sat down in that thing. Granma finally gave it to the dog.
Well written post.
all her money and she dresses horribly 9/10. fug dress. fug shoes.
for her weight – agreed — she does seem to be adding extra lbs to her frame before the wedding.
I like flannel, but not in summer; this would be great with leggings in fall. Kim is a big girl, so she will never get to kate’s size for her wedding; so she better cut out the ridiculous dieting shit. She looks like she is at least a size 10, which is absolutely fine.
I would have rocked that dress with my Doc Martens in 1992. 🙂
Looks like an old bath rode.
She is getting bigger by the day? I thought she was trying to lose weight for her wedding?
This family is a total famewhore. Look at this video of Kris trying her signing career. LOL. So horrible!! And look OJ Simpson at the end of the video after 3.25 (of course a family friend).
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/kris-kardashians-i-love-my-friends-music-video
Not just gaining pounds, but she appears bloated and swollen. Like side effects from medications or symptoms of early pregnancy. Her swelling thighs and face really give it away, just not sure what “it” is yet.
Hey, if she’s not starving herself for her first wedding, and not following that twit Tracy Anderson’s daft regimen, so much the better. We should applaud her.
I ditto @Denise on cute dress, but better for fall. She probably just got it out of the new fall lines and couldn’t wait to wear it.
I totally thought BELTED BATHROBE when I saw this.
How ugly. Why do wealthy celebs wear such ugly ugly ugly clothes?
I have an oversized shirt like that I stole from my brother a long time ago I wear when I’m alone at home with no pants to relax. You wouldn’t catch me going to Wallmart with the thing so I find it hilarious from her million outfits and the fact her family owns a fucking fashion store she would chose to go out looking like that.
Also if you’re gonna go casual on top with that kind of dress I dunno if bondage shoes are the way I’d go on bottom.
@Sohpie – I just saw a bit of that on The Soup! Wonder who kris was married to at the time, I thought she was ‘singing’ how she just turned 30 or something, so maybe she was still with Kardashian? since he was a lawyer for a music label or something?