Lea Michele in a fluttery Valentino: surprisingly great, or kind of meh?

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Yesterday, there was a luncheon for the Hollywood Foreign Press, which is the organization that puts on the annual Golden Globes Awards show. The luncheon usually gets some good people too – celebrities who want to kiss ass amongst the foreign press, promote their work, glad-hand, swing their dick around. So, there were lots of dudes there, which I’ll get to in a second. Lea Michele was one of the few ladies there – others included newcomers Jessica Chastain and Elisabeth Olsen, but I’m not even going to do their fashion. So let’s start Lea, in this fluttery little Valentino. I actually love this on Lea. It’s age-appropriate, occasion appropriate, and very flattering. Lea gets an A-plus.

Next up: my lover Gerard Butler, looking thin and tired. I will say it again: I miss the moobs. I miss when Gerry was carrying a little extra weight. There was more of him to love! And now that he’s lost all of that weight, he just looks tired and drawn all of the time. He’s still deliciously dirty, though. I bet he hit on Lea.

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Here’s Gabriel Macht. You might know him from that USA show, Suits. His hair should be lighter, I hate to say.

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Hugh Dancy. Too pretty. Prettier than Lea.

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Jim Sturgess. PILLOW WEEPER! Also – look at his itty-bitty bangs trauma! That’s so gross.

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THE BACON. He has fabulous hair.

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Mark Wahlberg needs to shave.

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Photos courtesy of WENN.

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  1. gee says:

    Marky Mark FOR THE WIN. And Gerry, get fat again so I can go back to loving your sleazy-ass self.

  2. Goofpuff says:

    Oh gerard…I don’t like him this thin. He looks strange and aloof. he was more approachable with more weight on him, cuddly and hot.

  3. bros says:

    hahaah great write up. I think gerard has never looked better! he is much handsomer now. wahlberg is looking like a gross strip club owner. he needs a trim and a shave.

  4. INeedANap says:

    OMG Gerard Butler needs to eat some pasta…you’re right Kaiser, his bone structure is too strong to not have some padding in his face.

    Come on over to my love den Gerry, I’ll feed you right! 😀

  5. brin says:

    Love that dress on Lea, she looks great.
    Our Gerry is showing his “dirty sexy” smirk in the first pic.

  6. Sumodo1 says:

    Lea Michele’s “Valentino” is not the Valentino of old. The designer is in his dotage, as if he’s creating a juniors line for Rampage.

  7. Kaboom says:

    Gerry looks like Aunt Mildred with that hair.

  8. Pyewacket says:

    AHAHAHAHAHA! OMG! That first picture of Butler is hysterical! He looks like some skeevy molester type!

    WTH happened to The Baconator? He looks like he is melting.

  9. lucy2 says:

    Lea’s dress is pretty and cute, good for summer.
    Gerard looks weird, almost unrecognizable.

  10. Mikayla says:

    Lea looks cute. Girl knows her fashion and how to dress for any event.

    Hugh Dancy, get in my pants. That is all.

  11. dread pirate cuervo says:

    I hearts the Pillow Weeper. Even with the tiny bangs trauma.

  12. NancyMan says:

    If I were these guy’s publicist, I would sue the photographer who took these pictures. These usually attractive men all look awful.

  13. Lindy says:

    I think that may be the best I’ve ever seen Lea look–much, much softer and more toned down, less garish, less Broadway. Everything–dress, sideswept bangs, summery makeup–is light and pretty and soft. She needs more of this, otherwise she looks harsh and tranny.

    I have no clue why you don’t want to jump into bed with Hugh Dancy. I don’t even know who he is and have never heard of him, but he is my kind of hot! 🙂

  14. MJ says:

    Bacon looks great.

  15. Nance says:

    I like a thin-faced Gerry. That being said his body can use some cupcakes but not too much. Goregeous man he is.

  16. ladybert62 says:

    Gerard Butler looks awful – is he sick?

  17. EbonyShiksa says:

    LOVE Gabriel Macht! I think he’s so beautiful. And I’m really getting into Suits. Kinda formulaic, but still entertaining.

  18. Truthful says:

    Gerard looks delicious and devilish.

    Marky Mark looks like an old mafia dude, and he needs to shave, yuck.
    the Bacon is serving up poses, fierce…and Lea does looks very appropriate, love the dress on her.
    (and she’s not my fav person)

    heeey Mr. Butler (wigglewiggle)

  19. Melissa says:

    Gb does look ill. Those karazies over at JJ are having a freak out about it. The comments over there are mind-numbing. But it’s like a train-wreck, sometimes you can’t look away. LOL

  20. mary simon says:

    the dress is lovely and simple. the payless flesh colored shoes with the prefectly varnished toe popping out are a disaster. I will never understand this trend with these hideous shoes.

  21. Nicole says:

    Lea Michele looks surprisingly awesome. That dress is so cute it almost made me forget what a vile human being she is.

    NO GERARD!!! He’s too thin, and now looks like Gerard Butler’s less attractive older brother. Clearly the man is sick. Say the word, Gerry, I would stay by your side and nurse you back to health.

  22. Ro says:

    I like the fabric, I like the top, but I think the design of the bottom/the hem is what ruins it.

  23. Nikki Girl says:

    Lea’s dress is really outdated looking. Gerry looks sexy to me though he could stand to gain a bit of weight back. I think Hugh Dancy is hot. Usually think Mark Wahlberg is hot as hell but I agree, he is looking a little sleazy here.

  24. Kim says:

    I think she looks pretty. I love the dress and give her props for not wearing Herve Leger or some other skin tight or to revealing clothes some stars her age shove themselves into.

  25. Liamarie says:

    Gerard’s not sick. He’s prepping for “Mavericks” which is slated to shoot in October. He plays Rick Hesson, a surfer. Hence the hair and the slimmed down bod and all the shots of him surfing recently.

  26. Sinder says:

    Dang! Butler looks disturbingly like Billy Bob Thorton…. NOT attractive!

  27. Jon says:

    What Lea Michele wore was actually ok!

  28. ed says:

    Kelly Osbourne don`t have much room to talk about any one .She lost weight and it maked her body look good ,but it never changed her face.To say things like she did about Duchess , is just a boiled brat that can`t have her way.Kate can wear anythings she wants and still look like a princess . Most of the women are jealous , and Kelly Osbourne , the super model , is just one.