16 year-old bride Courtney Stodden’s mom admires Dina Lohan, Kris Jenner

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Radar keeps running interview excerpts with 16 year-old bride Courtney Stodden’s mom, who is arguably a worse mom than Dina Lohan or that woman who gives her eight year old Botox and Brazilians. (That story may have been fabricated by that woman for money, but either way this mom is worse.)

The last we reported on Courtney’s mom, she was letting us know that her daughter was on birth control so that she wouldn’t get pregnant by the 51 year-old man she was so thrilled her daughter married. Then yesterday she talked yet again about how great her new son-in-law is and how he’s not creepy like every single one of the characters he’s played. Radar also had the elder Stodden weigh in on the 10 year-old French model controversy, in case you were interested. She basically said French culture is different and then asserted that her daughter doesn’t have any nude photos out, as if that excuses buying her new tits and letting her marry a dude older than her dad.

In this latest interview, Courtney’s mom lets us know that she’s now her daughter’s “mom-ager” (her term) like Kris Kardashian and Dina Lohan before her. Courtney’s husband, Duch Hutchison, has stepped down as her manager now that he’s screwing her. Courtney’s mom also recently moved right next door to her daughter and her new husband in L.A. She had some very nice and very misguided praise for Dina Lohan:

“I am her mom-ager now,” Krista Stodden told RadarOnline.com. She has moved to L.A. to live near her daughter (next door in fact!) and juggle all of the offers that are pouring in from around the industry.

“Doug was managing Courtney’s career, but he has so many things coming his way that he just can’t handle it all,” she said. “It will be better for Courtney with me managing her.”

A singer and perhaps future reality star, her bombshell daughter has worked with her mother for years Krista said. “I used to produce her TV show, and she respects me and I respect her.”

Krista said she looks up to other mothers in Hollywood who manage their kids and she is confident that she will make the right business decisions for her daughter.

“Dina Lohan, she’s a beautiful lady, and I’m sure she loves her daughter, and she’s tried just as much as any other mother to make the right choices for her kids,” she said about the controversial matriarch of the Lohan family and often party pal of her daughter Lindsay.

The top mom on the block though? Kris Jenner who manages the Kardashian kids’ multiple careers. “Kris Jenner is a real business person who has her family’s best interests at heart.”

But when it comes down to it, there is really only one reason why Krista is working for her youngest child. “I love my daughter, and I’ve been a good parent.”

[From Radar]

Well the good news is that there’s nothing that will doom a marriage faster than having to live right next to a mother-in-law. Courtney will hopefully get out by the time she’s 20, when she might be able to figure out who she is and what she wants out of life. I’m thinking she’ll need some kind of deprogramming, like a cult victim, to successfully re-enter society. I know that sounds flippant, but I don’t mean it that way. She may be seriously brainwashed by her mom and now this older dude. She’s a victim who doesn’t understand she has other options, and is grateful for the meager ones she’s been given, like someone with Stockholm Syndrome.

Courtney and her mom. Her mom is in the back with the giant chin implant.

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  1. Hollowdoll says:

    I find the whole thing depressing.

  2. skilo says:

    Of course she does.

  3. brin says:

    “Mom-ager” is too kind…she’s a pimp.

  4. DSMR says:

    There are so many underlying issues here…. Things are not what they seem…. they are worse.

  5. cmc says:

    @Hollowdoll

    I agree. That poor girl makes me so sad… she has no idea what life is like outside of her hypersexualized, fame-seeking current bubble. CB, you’re totally right- brainwashed.

  6. Laura says:

    Oh god, why????

  7. Rhiley says:

    Yeah, if you want people to think that you are a delusional, stupid piece of white trash, say sentences like, “Dina Lohan, she’s a beautiful lady.”

  8. seal team 6 says:

    Child sex trafficking made legal.

  9. Madisyn says:

    RADAR posted an article before this one came out and the title was: 16 yr. old bride Courtney Stodden’s mom is her manager. And my first thought was of course she is, she went to the ‘White Oprah School of Pimping Out Your Children”.

    “Dina 2.0”

    I knew it wouldn’t take long before this woman, who so obviously is a famewhore, would hop on the back of her daughter and new son-in-laws spotlight. (if you can call it that) I’m sorry, I can’t believe I’M at a loss for words what I think of this ‘mother’. I wish there was something law enforcement could do about this ‘woman’.

    To think this woman married off her teen daughter to a man older than herself, just to live vicarouly through her daughter, get a little camera time, and make money is DISGUSTING.

  10. ladybert62 says:

    Strange family – obviously the goal in all this is money, money, money and the mom-ager will do (or have her daughter) do whatever is necessary to achieve that goal.

    Still dont feel sorry for the daughter.

  11. serena says:

    I would have guessed the mother was on the right side of the photo, and the daughter on the left.
    Oh wait, it’s the opposite.

    CREEPY!

  12. carrie says:

    does any one remember the affair then the marriage between Bill Wyman one of Rolling Stone guys and a teen Mandy Smith? they start to date when she was 13

  13. Calli Pygian says:

    Not 16. No way. Ever. Yuck.

  14. Praise St. Angie! says:

    carrie, I remember that. I think they wound up getting married when she turned 18, and were divorced less than a year later.

    I guess he didn’t realize that it’s fun to have a teen as a girlfriend but it ISN’T so fun when she’s your wife, around all the time, and preventing you from your “extra-curricular activities” of other women.

    and didn’t his son marry the young woman’s mother, or something like that?

  15. Jezi says:

    This woman should be arrested!!! This girl is a child. What mother would want their 16 year old dating a person who is twich their age, even three times their age? As a parent you want what’s best for your child, and you do your best to protect them. Not hand them over to sick twisted molester and expose them to an unhealthy lifestyle. This is sickening.

  16. Ellie says:

    These people are filthy and disgusting. She obviously has no talent. She’s famous for marrying a pedophile. And, it’s ridiculous for them to think she is going to have a career. Radar needs to stop.

  17. Relli says:

    I kept wondering if you were going to post anythign on this. i kept seeing the headlines pop on the Radar feed below and all i could think was, good god another hungry for fame mom looking for her own 15 minutes. Seriously the press conference of “we are so in love” was bad enough but their constant insistence on making it an issue (I think everyone is more grossed out) is WEIRD and stink to high heaven. This actor dude is getting PLAYED, HARD by these hillbillies who basically threw their teenage daughter at him for their own personal gain. Because honestly if was just for “LOVE” the initial press release would have been enough BUT now its all about getting quotes and taking interviews and weighing in on things like the 10 year old french model, (Jezebel had a great piece the other day on the topic)… like they are someone who matters. WHO IS SEEKING THEIR OPINION EXACTLY!?!?!?! NO ONE that is who. I hoped the old dude made her sign a pre-nup cause i see this ending a few ways; she stay with him long enough to cash out, he has to have made some money becuase he is a regularly employed character actor in Hollywood. Or she does end getting her own reality show, on an episode of snapped! Girlfriend doesn’t look come off all that stable.

  18. cmc says:

    Ya know, *technically* he’s attracted to a woman who looks like she’s in her 30s…he may TECHNICALLY be a pedofile, but it’s not like she looks her age.

    At the risk of sounding like Donald Trump- I want to see the birth certificate.

  19. Truthful says:

    um, so now I know where we are going with this…gotcha..

    To the highest bidder, freakishly older looking son/daughter to the highest bidder–reality show/record deal???

    these folks disgust me, and normally those pushy momagers–wheel and deal on kids that have NO talent and that are annoying.

  20. WTF? says:

    I couldn’t tell which one is the mother.

  21. djork says:

    All things being relative, Dina Lohan IS a beautiful lady…compared to this pathetic disaster.

  22. lucy2 says:

    Everyone involved in this is just the worst.

    The other day some site had a photo of this girl from maybe 2 or 3 years ago, before all the surgery. She was cute. Now she looks like a freak. Her parents are disgusting.

  23. Joe Johnson says:

    Keep ((( Courtney Stodden ))) in the news. I love her: More More More.

    The cute trip is that we can laugh at her, and she can laugh at us.

    Make some money Baby!!! Let them laugh.

  24. anne says:

    That girl just looks constantly drugged and her mouth is weird. The whole thing makes me want to vomit

  25. the original bellaluna says:

    Well, that certainly explains a lot.

    These women she cited (herself included) remind of parents in third world countries who sell their daughters to the highest bidder because they’re so impoverished.

    But without the excuse of poverty. DISGUSTING!

  26. Chickie Baby says:

    What is this about “all the offers they are getting from the industry”? I want PROOF that someone is actually trying to give these two legitimate work. What. A. Crock. Unless it’s porn–that makes sense if it’s the porn industry going after them.

    I don’t know a single person who isn’t grossed out by this mess, or who would waste their time (or money) on anything that might feature either of these two (oops, THREE) publicity whores.

    And I can’t imagine there would be any audience, anywhere, for this crew. Please, people, if Courtney or Doug get any career mileage from this, DO NOT buy into it. Avoid at all costs so they will go away.

  27. the other mel says:

    These parents are criminal and they basically prostituted their daughter to a pedophile who is hardly any different than that Warren Jeffs cretin. They all disgust me.

  28. mags says:

    wow, i wonder if this kind of stuff is going to bring about some new laws in california about reality tv. this girl could very well end up on a reality show, comepleted screwed up and when she’s 30 turn around and sue the media corporation responsible for doing this. not to mention her parents for, as someone said earlier legal child trafficking. b/c that basically is what it is. it really just seems like this should not be legal. but i’m sure it’s no different that the stagemom’s of old.

  29. little girl lost says:

    is there any info on how they met and how long their ‘courtship’ *shudder* lasted. curious.

  30. brin says:

    @little girl lost…I think he was giving “acting lessons” and she signed up for them (with mommy dearest’s approval).

  31. Firecracker says:

    “offers pouring in”…porn offers??

  32. Buffy Wilson says:

    Molly Shannon can play this woman in the Lifetime movie.

  33. ladybert62 says:

    Who does her mother look like in that picture – it is driving me crazy – is it Bonnie Rait? (No offense meant to Ms. Rait!)

  34. Pyewacket says:

    NATURALLY!

  35. lucy2 says:

    ladybert62 – I thought of another Bonnie – Bonnie Bedelia, back in her Die Hard days maybe?

  36. Emily says:

    Wait, wait, WAIT – ‘youngest’ child?? So there are more of them out there? I would really love to know how her other children have turned out if she does indeed have more. And what they think of all this.

  37. The Original Ashley says:

    I don’t believe Courtney is the victim. I think the victim might actually be old man Doug who thought he hit the jackpot and all he got was a famewhore and her mother.

    The sad thing is, it’s the worse way to go about becoming a Kardashian (you know since porn tapes are so 2006). No one will take her seriously, she might get a small, teeny tiny percentage of women feeling sympathetic but for how long, and no man will want her (like the ex girlfriends of Hefner always complain about men finding them gross).

    Maybe if he had been a hot 51 year old, instead of creepy Tooms, people might kind of understand, but she’s weird, he’s weird, there’s no likability. Most people are just horrified.

  38. The Original Ashley says:

    @little girl lost – I think it was 4 months? that they talked over the internet. How that turned in to marriage boggles my mind.

  39. Diane says:

    CREEPY – What was the TV show she used to do? (3rd paragraph?

  40. bluhare says:

    I’m in the “he’s being played” camp. She was the daughter’s manager before she met the old dude, then he took over because of all his “connections”, and now they’ve fired him and mommy is now momaging? And living next door?

    If we have a pool on how long the marriage is going to last, can I sign up for done before the end of the year?

  41. honestiago says:

    @ladybert62 She reminded me a little of Jewel Staite.

  42. This just doesn’t suprise me at all,disgusting as it is.

  43. Joe Johnson says:

    I don’t think she is a victim. I think they are right for each other. Futher, I don’t thing he is taking advantage of her.

    She chose this life for herself. She has to get this hollywood fixation out of her system doesn’t she?

    What plans do the rest of you have for her?

  44. Rose says:

    No Joe Johnson, she doesn’t have to get this hollywood thing out of her system. She a kid, she’s 16 years old,and hasn’t a clue about life. But then why should she at this age, this is the role her parents ought to be occupying. She’s been thrown under the bus big time- to a pervert- by the people who should be looking out for her most. The whole situation is beyond disgusting.

  45. Joe Johnson says:

    So, what are your practical plans for her. College – mother and homemaker – office work. or do you think she should be satisfied working in a beauty shop or restaurant?

    What I like about her is that she is new and different.

    She is just 16 but in this case I choose to respect the choices she has made

  46. the other mel says:

    Joe Johnson?? Are you sure you aren’t Courtney herself? OR the dude she married???

    Yeah, college is a pretty crummy option isn’t it?

  47. Firecracker says:

    Or, other mel, her mom!

  48. the other mel says:

    Right on, Firecracker!

  49. seal team 6 says:

    A 16-year-old can’t: drive in most states, join the military, drop out of school without parental consent, sign a contract, adopt a pet, get a tattoo, vote, buy Playboy, buy cigarettes, get a credit card…

    Why the Hell should they be able to get married to someone who isn’t covered under the Romeo and Juliet Laws?

  50. Swanson Jakka says:

    Who are these awful, awful people and why does anyone care?

  51. Phoenix says:

    Ugh, was that last picture necessary? Barf! Also, people shouldn’t call what this guy is doing paedophilla. A paedophile is someone who is “interested” in pre-pubescent children. There is nothing pre-pubescent about this girl.

  52. Gemma says:

    I’m a bit confused by this. So because she is 16 she is still a minor, therefore her parents need to sign documents, make decisions on her behalf, including medical issues, ect. But now that she’s married, does doug become her next of kin, and take over those responsibilities?

  53. seal team 6 says:

    @Gemma — legally, yes, it’s now her spouse. In some states, minors who are married become emancipated, can sue for emancipation, or can legally do SOME things (ie medical issues, buy porn).

  54. Rio says:

    I gotta say I fall into the “she knows exactly what she’s doing” camp. When I was 16, living in Hollywood, half my female classmates WERE THIS GIRL– implants, slut-hair, the works. They wanted to be rich and/or famous and they knew exactly the path to take. I knew most of their parents and they were in no way “molding” the kids to act and dress the way they did– mostly they were supportive in that vapid “follow your dreams, honey!” way.
    Heck, I went to high school in 20*mumble* before Paris Hilton was a “thing” and getting peed on in a sex tape was something shocking.

    Is the whole thing still gross? Sure, but I don’t think she’s some babe-in-the-woods (more like “Babe in the ‘Wood”, amiright folks? Ok,ok, I’ll hit myself for that one…)

  55. Anastasia says:

    I think a 16 year old should be fresh-faced. They should look 16. If I saw this girl coming up to a club, I wouldn’t even card her. That’s SAD.

  56. nik says:

    she looks like a child tring hard to be sexy she just looks drugged out and sad

  57. Nikki Girl says:

    This entire situations is pretty horrifying. Not to mention disgusting. And on a mean note, I still can’t get over how nasty her daughter looks, that’s the oldest, roughest looking 16 I’ve ever seen. In fact mom looks younger than her daughter. (Shudders) And there’s no way this chick is ever going anywhere in Hollywood. Now the porn world? I’m sure there’s opportunities in droves for this kid in porn, or at least soft porn/Skinemax-type crap. (Shudders again) Like I said, all very sad and disgusting.

  58. Nikki Girl says:

    I am just still not convinced this chick is 16…are we absolutely positive she’s not 40, 45? Maybe she is and the whole thing is a scam to try to get publicity and money? She is just so unbelievably gnarly and old-looking. I’m 30 years old and I look so, so, SO much younger than her.

  59. Quest says:

    That’s all we need another Mama Lohan or Pimping Kris, but then again it explains alot.

  60. Hakura says:

    Quote“Krista said she looks up to other mothers in Hollywood who manage their kids and she is confident that she will make the right business decisions for her daughter.”

    She’s doing a bang up job so far, isn’t she? But if she’s comparing herself to such icons as Dina Lohan & Kris Karashian-Jenner… Then I guess she *is* doing ‘great’.

    It gets worse & worse… She should be committed for praising Dina Lohan in any capacity, let alone saying she’s “lovely“. W-Oprah will be dancing to see someone actually compliment her after all this time complimenting herself. Lord knows Courtney is probably giving Lindsay ideas, once this ‘drunk off her ass’ thing starts to bore everyone.

  61. Kelly says:

    I’m calling for MORE coverage of these famewhoring clowns! Some of the “celebrities” on this site are boring as hell (Jennifer Aniston touches her boyfriend!) but this bunch is a trainwreck that’s fun to watch.

    I also read about their asking for $3M for a radio interview. The reporter thinks it was Courtney responding to his e-mails, because she’s such an immature dumb-ass.

    What these people don’t realize is that Courtney is not going to be legit famous, like someone with talent (trying to think of a double-threat singer/actress, but I’m blanking). She’s going to be Lohan-famous, except that Lohan once actually acted.

    I think she should seriously consider “leaking” a sex tape in which she’s peed on (excuse the pun).

  62. Ruffian9 says:

    ‘”Mom-ager” is too kind…she’s a pimp.’

    Touche, Brin. You got it in one.

  63. Maritza says:

    I can see the mother wanting to be a Dina Lohan but her father too is into this craziness?

  64. Seal Team 6 says:

    She can’t do porn until she’s 18.

    I wondre if she’s still covered under Federal Child Labor Laws, too?

  65. dorothy says:

    Trashy, trashy, trashy.

  66. Belle Epoch says:

    Here are some “before” pictures – you can see the morphing beginning…

    http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/

  67. JaneWonderfalls says:

    I know this is going to sound lame, but I actually like commenting and reading this blog site, It’s one of the funniest, sarcastic and funny sites, plus I love reading the comments from most of the people on here, everyone seems really level headed and my cup of tea! Now with that out of the way, Is it wrong that I find Courtney just as creepy as the old guy?

  68. I have to say, that is the oldest looking 16 year old I’ve ever seen and I don’t mean in a mature way. I know Courtney has a ton of makeup on, but she looks like a fast aging 25 year old marinating in desperation.

    She has a hard edge to her but she’s just another blonde with fake boobs, her roots showing and too much lip liner. There’s nothing flattering about her, and she’s always going to look older than her age – not a good thing when you want to be in the public eye.

  69. echolocate says:

    If this woman is so willing to talk, I wish someone would ask her what’s up with the weird faces her daughter makes.

    These folks are grifters.

  70. galaxy.girl says:

    Are there any photos without the side tilt & wagging tongue?

  71. RuddyZooKeeper says:

    Seeing pictures of these two sets off my gag reflex.

  72. Jaariel says:

    Mmmmmkay, just watched the E! interview of these 2, and I just realized that Doug is a big ole queen! This makes everything make a lot more sense– he’s gay so he doesn’t care how repulsive she is– he aint hittin it! He’s using this “marriage” sham to give his flagging career a jump start, and she’s a washed-up 45 yr old stripper who needs coke money! Mystery solved.

  73. Kasey says:

    I don’t know who or IF anyone is playing WHOM. All I know is I can’t jump on the ‘he’s a pedophile’ bandwagon because she looks like she is in her 40s and he didn’t know she was a child at first. I don’t think this man has a history of dating/being attracted to children/teens.

    Teens can do some dumb and cruel things. They are younger and still maturing. Legally, NO, she’s not an adult but I do believe she may be at a point where she is willing to play along (or convince herself) in love to get where she thinks this will get her. Also with reality tv now I’m sure in her mind (childish or adult) this seems like it’d be profitable.

    HE is a he. Men, unfortunately, don’t always think straight when “love/an attractive woman” is involved. Considering she’s “16” I don’t find her attractive b/c that old face is a ruiner. But truth be told she’s got a great body and if I saw a 51 year old with a woman in here 40s it wouldn’t bug me. Sorry guys I don’t feel comfortable putting this on him. LOTS of men are dating younger. He just happens to be dating someone younger who looks like shes already pushing the expiration date AND is into him. I feel like he got the raw end of the deal though. Based on interviews, that chick is ANNOYING-I’d run. But like I said, Men and their women. ‘Tis a mystery.

  74. Kasey says:

    I foresee a future job for LiLo. SHE can play this chick in the Lifetime movie!

    @Jaariel-LOL! Now THAT I could buy! I could totally see all of them in on this elaborate ruse. They’re both acting in the biggest roles of their lives!

  75. Cirque28 says:

    He is creepy and narcissistic. In that interview of them weirdly stroking the lap dog, they talk all about HIS inner life? “MY world turned upside down, I felt, I thought…” But she’s either The Sex Object or is parroting a bunch of stoned nonsense about the beauty of their love.

    Poor kid. I hope she gets herself right side up again someday.

    I’m also worried about the dog.

  76. Venefica Delirium says:

    She’s loving this shit.

    Those are the eyes of a corpse. I know this sounds horribly mean, but I don’t feel sorry for her because she seems cold. I don’t think they’re doing anything, even though it seems that Bitchface here is throwing herself at him all over interviews moreso than the mister is trying to convince the world that their love is pure. She knows what she’s doing. Sterilize her and the entire family she comes from, now.

  77. coucou says:

    Enough about her, she’s so blasé to me, i can’t even try to care – but what what about that 10 year old fashion model? I’m having Brooke Shields Pretty Baby flashbacks…how and why does anyone think this is OK?

  78. gigohead says:

    I have a feeling this is all a sham and it’s all meant to feed a PR machine to get this gal’s music career off the ground. The guy is only a pawn in the game concocted by the mom and the gal to get herself a TV show like Kim Kardashian. It’s all making sense to me. Some agent at Ryan Seacrest’s office said to the mom, to go get some real controversy going on and then this is what they came up with. Poor Doug. He’s a good actor but he’s not really convining as the new husband.

  79. Courtney says:

    Famewhores at noon Dina Lohan & Kris Jenner aren’t worth looking up to their kids are spoiled brats. this woman should be looking upto the likes of actual star moms like Vanessa Redgrave & Sophia Loren

  80. girl says:

    The people she chooses to admire really speak volumes about how much she actually values her daughter.

    The only thing her daughter looks to have a promising career in is porn. That is prett sad.

  81. LittleDeadGirl says:

    My guess would be that the offers are from the porn industry and the girl doesn’t need reprogramming, she needs rehab, I’d bet every dollar I have in the bank she is doing some serious drugs. Her facial expressions and lack of coherence had to be drug based. I’d put money on pain killers and alcohol too.

  82. Meanchick says:

    What’s that noise I hear? The Porn industry is calling you Courtney!

  83. Shy says:

    I don’t really understand why gossip sites give so much time to these two idiots. I don’t care about any of them. I don’t care why that happened and I don’t care about their problems.

    Same with Pippa Middleton. Why our gossip sites, the one’s where we come to read gossip about celebrities are turning into sites about some non-celebrity people we don’t care about?

    I remember that was the main reason why I stopped visiting PerezHilton site few years ago. Every second post was about some D-lister I don’t even know. And now I can’t even go to TMZ anymore. There will be one post about celebrity and then another ten posts about some random people I never heard of. Some NFL players, some who knows who. And now even Radar is turning into that site about random people.

  84. Eleonor says:

    I haven’t read about this story, this is the first time I do, I saw a bit of an interview linked in awfulplasticsurgery. When a girl of 16 looks like a stripper in her middle 30’s her parents should be locked on a desert island. And Courtney looks high totally.

  85. Str8Shooter says:

    “Dina Lohan, she’s a beautiful lady, and I’m sure she loves her daughter, and she’s tried just as much as any other mother to make the right choices for her kids,”

    Right. And Joan Crawford was so good to her…coat hangers.

  86. John Wayne Lives says:

    That pic of them about to kiss and she’s sitting on his lap without a shit is child pornography. She is 16 people! This is very not right.

  87. Heavenbound says:

    This mother has deliberatly handed her daughter over to a pedophile! How many countless people dedicate their lives to fight against sex trafficking. And here we have Hollywood makes it legal. This is truly disturbing. This man is clearly using this low IQ’d teen and greedy mother for his advantage.

  88. John Wayne Lives says:

    Lol I meant to say “without a SHIRT”, but the typo seems fitting.

  89. Marianne says:

    I love how she’s all “I wouldn’t let my daughter pose topless”, but it’s ok for her to dress and pose like a porn star. And not just in pictures, but like in her interviews, she incapable of not making porn faces.

  90. fabgrrl says:

    Okay, I’m not a creepy, 50-something guy interested in *VERY* young girls, so maybe I just don’t get it. But I would think that the attraction of a 16 year old would be that she actually looks 16 years old – fresh, nubile, etc. This girl looks 40. Doug, if you wanted to do a “teenager” there are plenty of women in their early twenties who look more 16 than this girl. Hell, I’ve seen thirty year olds that look more girlish than this.

  91. Venefica Delirium says:

    Her mother doesn’t want her to pose topless, but I’ve seen her damned near close to it. *That’s* involuntarily. Personally, I’m too disgusted by what pictures I’ve seen of her on here to look her up on Google.

    I honestly feel like I need vaccinated every time I look at this skank. Not only does she dress like trash, but her body language disgusts me. I think she’s as much a “victim” as much as he is, because she appears to be enjoying the attention way too much and is *all over* this old man.

    She doesn’t seem like a victim to me. She seems manipulative, and her face/s really annoy me. She looks smug, mean, stupid, and high all at the same time. “Skank” is the nicest word I can think of to describe her actions and her appearance. If it looks, walks, and sounds like a duck…

  92. Venefica Delirium says:

    I don’t think anyone here is the victim. Her mother is a scumbag for creating another monster and pimping out her daughter.

    Courtney Stodden seems far too into the public displays of affection/touching/gesturing/posturing for him *not* to be her sugardaddy, let alone not obtain some kind of satisfaction from the media fanfare, perhaps to accomodate her “entertainment career”.

    He married a 16 year old, apparently because he’s a creep with a mid-life crisis or is vain enough to marry a sixteen year old because no-one in their *early twenties*, let alone in their fifties would be able to relate to a 16 year old on any other level than physical.

    What’s sad is I’d have more respect for this couple if it *was* a sham. This relationship is just three people taking advantage of each other, and each of them too concerned with how they’d benefit from the other to even realize or care that they’re being played, three fame hungry media hounds with tunnel vision.

  93. Mr.Smurf says:

    I really had to comment, because I’m the same age as her. I’m all for age gaps…since I have huge crushes on actors 20 to 30 years older, but that’s what they are crushes. No matter how gorgeous or talented he is, how funny, charming, smart, I would never get married at sixteen, let alone eighteen to someone older than my dad. I also wonder what in the world they did to her face, because she looks jacked up…….older than my mom and my mom’s almost fifty. I would lose a lot of self respect for a 50 year old man who can’t at least wait a few years…….if he felt she was his “soulmate”. I’m not even surprised at her mom for condoning it….now that I’ve read about her.

  94. TheEndIsHere says:

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    LOL — a blind man can see right through that girl’s phony behavior..

    She’s such an awful actress … that she actually practices … during her interviews … in front of her husband (and the world) … how she will ‘FAKE her ORGASMS’ for later..

    She is the WORST ‘beard’ (ooops .. no wait … I meant … ‘bride’ … yeah .. that’s what I meant … ‘bride’ … lol) EVER.

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    Also … does anyone else wonder if Courtney Stodden may secretly be … the ‘prom-nigh­t bathroom-stall’ baby of … late televangel­ist ‘Tammy Faye Baker’?.

    Come on … just admit it … they both look a lot alike –- especiall­y ‘around the eyes’. LOL.
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