LeAnn Rimes got a temporary tattoo at Lollapalooza featuring a verse from her wedding vows to Eddie Cibrian. (Photos are here.) A paparazzo just happened to be there at the moment the tattoo was completed to get a very clear close-up photos of LeAnn showing it off. Then People Magazine, and various outlets ran stories on the tattoo, with Radar claiming that LeAnn was considering having the ink made permanent. Only LeAnn then had the gall to claim that her tattoo-lite wasn’t “news” and that a random photographer just happened to have caught photos of the entire session. She’s ridiculous. Here’s the story from People:
Just months after she married Eddie Cibrian in April, LeAnn Rimes revisits her wedding day with some new body art.
The country crooner displayed a temporary tattoo inspired by the promises her husband made to her on their big day while attending the Lollapalooza music festival this past weekend in Chicago – where Cibrian is also filming The Playboy Club.
“You gave me the courage to be truthful,” the ink, etched on her ribcage, reads. “I promise to give you the comfort to be trustful.”
Rimes says she’s “just trying something, playing” for now – although it may be more permanent than she originally intended.
“Too funny!” she Tweeted. “I can’t get it off. In search of rubbing alcohol I think!”
[From People]
What’s the hold up on a real tattoo? Is she waiting for Brandi to get one first so she can copy it?
Isn’t that vow and tattoo ironic considering how LeAnn got together with Eddie? He convinced her to be truthful, because she was sneaking around with him behind both their then-spouses backs, and now it’s hard for her to trust the guy, because just like her he’s a conniving cheat.
LeAnn subsequently tweeted, “Too funny! I got a stencil not a tattoo! Its not “news”… however, I can’t get it off. In search if rubbing alcohol I think!” Then she tweeted, with no sense of irony “I asked them not to take pics, but I guess someone snapped some while hiding….sucks nothing is private.” It “sucks nothing is private,” says the woman who tweets her every move and is telling us all about the very tattoo she was hoping to keep “private.” If LeAnn Rimes loses 40 pounds in the forest and no one is there to witness it, will she just fade away, or will she get a boob job or a tattoo, desperately pleading for our validation while claiming not to care?
LeAnn Rimes is shown on 7/7/11 (short shorts, credit: Pacific Coast News) and on 7/11/11. (Dress, credit: WENN.com
Wasn’t she a country singer?
Can she just go back to singing and be quiet when she’s not crooning?
Ha…that’s the ironically absurd world of Leann Rimes. Good thing it’s a temporary tattoo just like her marriage.
@madpoe: Exactly. She had actual talent in a sea of autotuned wannabes and she’s wasting her career. Country music fans forgive you everything (except criticising George W. Bush!) so step away from the Twitter and get back in the studio girl!
Is trustful a word? Doesn’t sound right to be. Should it not be trusting?
Temporary tattoo for a temporary marriage. It’s fitting.
No poorly phrased platitudes will make Cibrian a faithful man. Just like no amount of immoral behavior will make Rimes ashamed of herself.
They are a perfect pair.
Yeah, and the paps tracked her down all the way to Chicago. Because she’s THAT important, people! Indeed, she’s wasting her career away on trying to be a celebrity…
LeAnn,
If things are so perfect and fairy-tale-like then let time and the relationship speak for itself. If it’s not all that, than writing that it is on your body, on twitter, on decortative pillows, and on jewelery,etc. isn’t going to make it so. In fact, the opposite will happen due to overdependence,smothering, and a sense of desperation. Your insistance on shoving it down people’s throat will make them suspicious of this “love.” Your doing it all wrong. Too bad no one cares enough about you to tell you.
It’ll be interesting in about 10-15 years when, and if, she grows up and looks back on how stupidly she has acted since hooking up with an unfaithful kinda guy with kids and mistreating a good ex-husband. LR is a major two-faced hypocrite.
Temporary marriage? No marriage!
I understood that quote was something Eddie wrote for Leann and spoken in his vow to her.
Is Rita out of town?
She is a perfect example of “you can’t make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear”.
Oh, LeAnn, LeAnn. She is just the gift that keeps on giving. Am I right, Celebitches?
LeAnn Rimes and Tori Spelling have kind of merged in my mind. Both ugly ducklings who had to grow up in a world of beautiful, superficial swans. I feel bad about that. But then there is their narcissism: look, look at me! I am skinny and blonde and have big boobs. I’m PRETTY! Love ME! I’m such a vixen that I seduced a man away from his wife, and don’t you forget it! He loves ME! And he loves/will love our babies! I WON! ME!
Poor Leann Rimes, the has-been country singer who is trying so hard to remain revelant. Leann will forever be known as a cheater, married to a cheater. There is absolute nothing she can do to change that status.
@fabgrrl
I like your thinking, you are absolutely right on target about LeAnn Rimes & Torri spelling. Two ugly ducklings that cheated, manipulted & chased married men.
Trustful????! LOL!! She’s an idiot!
@Celebitchy
Great write-up. You hit all the points. Incredible that LeAnn is almost 30 and pushes this adolescent behavior every chance she gets. It’s just one continuous lie after another with her. I’ve no doubt Eddie took the picture and LeAnn sent it in…gosh, nothing is private. I understand Eddie wanted LeAnn to get the following tattooed across her butt:
“You get the gold mine as long as I get your shaft”
@Nancyman-Thanks for caring!!
*waving to my fellow BB’s*
Yeah, fabgrrl, I think you’ve got it nailed. I cannot stand either one of them; they are b-e-y-o-n-d irritating and are the living definition of “over-exposed narcissists.” (Kartrashian Klan included.)
Also agree about the “shoving her relationship down our throats” thing. If your love is real, if your love is strong, it will be evident. If not, STFU please. We don’t care to know.
Twitter is one of the worst things to happen to celebutards. Hell, people in general. (Other than it’s usefulness in letting loved ones know you’re still alive after a natural disaster, that is.)
AH HA HA I love your ‘if a tree falls in the forest’ analogy.
*waving at bellaluna & Rita (and all)*
I agree, this is a great write up on the cra cra that is Leann.
“I’m such a vixen that I seduced a man away from his wife, and don’t you forget it! He loves ME! ”
I was thinking about HGF earlier today and your comment got me thinking about a skank edition. Probably never run out of material. New entries every week. We could have Honourary Lifetime members, choose a skank of the week, vote on the worst taste in men, do side-by-sides with the wife and mistress and have fans choose their favorite, instead of an HBIC (with apologies to Helena Bonham Carter) we could have a HCIC, gag-me fashion contests, the possibilities are endless. Might have a slight problem with audience attendance or, be overwhelmed by the amount of posts.
Kaiser has mentioned the amount of work that goes into HGF, (most appreciated) and CB mentioned it once when she took over one Friday, but I think it would be a lot easier to pick entries for this one. It’s tough have to choose between all those gorgeous men while accommodating the tastes of others. Skanks however pop out of the woodwork constantly.
I have another thought. Advertising pays the bills, in a newspaper it pays for ALL the bills. So, what kind of advertising could CB use for Slut Saturday? Any suggestions anybody? Um, let’s see… Probably shoe and clothing ads. Would rehabs advertise on that kind of story? Maybe. Travel agencies for the ‘discreet get-aways’
Sucks nothing is private BECAUSE I TWEET EVERY DETAIL OF MY LIFE 24/7/365. She really is a sad, pathetic attention ho.
Lady D – Here’s some:
No-Tell Motels.com.
Car rental agencies (so no one recognises your ride).
CFM Heels.com.
“How to Wreck a Home in 5 Easy Steps.”
“Navigating the Waters of Your New Relationship: How to Build a Solid Foundation When Your Relationship is Based on Lies and Deceit.”
“A Gold-digger’s Guide to Hollywood.”
“From Obscurity to Notoriety: How to Get Yours!”
And, of course, Twitter; without twitiots, we wouldn’t have even a quarter of the raw materials!
Is it bad I’m hoping that cheap Mad Men knock off of a show tanks?
I know these two idiots caused terrible pain to their ex-spouses, but I have to say that it seems that Dean and Brandi escaped with their sanity intact. Can’t figure Eddie out, but this nearly 30 year old attention whore who will buy a husband just because he’s kind of pretty and gets her off is pathetic. I never cared one way or the other about LeAnn, but surely it must bother her that she annoys people so much? Or maybe she likes it? What the hell does Eddie see in her? It’s not just that she’s not attractive, but that she’s stalking his ex-wife and is obsessed with him. Doesn’t that get irritating? Does he know that she paps herself, them and his kids? Doesn’t he want her to stop tweeting and taking kissing pictures of them like she’s sixteen? If you look at her tweets, she can barely spell properly. Please, PLEASE let her tattoo a nonexistent word like ‘trustful’ on herself. Does she really think people BELIEVE her “oh, paps follow me everywhere” BS?
I would be thrilled to tattoo “you must STFU” about 100 times on her a$$. Course, I’d have to write real small.
Maybe she should tattoo “if you can read this, my husband is cheating on me” across Eddie’s wiener.
Ignorant white trash ho bag
Original Bellaluna, good thinking. The only other thing I thought of was that Ashley Madison site for cheaters.
She is Sickening. I bet she is all over him like white on rice. I can see her following him to the toilet she is so disgusting.
@Jenn…ITA, good post.
@Darla…LMAO!!
Lady D – I haven’t seen that one…is it really a cheaters’ site? Like, people who cheat or cheaters who tell people how to cheat? Here’s one more:
“How to SWF Your Spouse’s Ex.”
These two don’t even realize that telling the truth and being faithful are supposed to be the bare minimum for marriage.
What did LeAnn’s vows say? I promise not to poison your food. Really! I won’t! Pinky swear!!”
The idea of that tattoo reeks of acute insecurity to me. If I was her I’d want everyone (myself included) to forget the whole cheating business and not etch a permanent reminder into my skin.
In regards to her typical behavior, how does she not ‘get’ it yet? She strikes me as the type of person who compulsively Googles herself and keeps track of every blog post. Wouldn’t she eventually start to feel awkward?
Embarrased that I used to like her. She isn’t pretty and that emphasized that fact that she had a very obvious talent-she didn’t where she “was” by looking good. Now, please, what a waste. Can she even sing anymore? And does it even matter? I live in one of the biggest country music radio markets in the US and you NEVER hear any of her music. If anything its just making fun of her. Where the hell is her publicist? If I never see another word about her it will be too damn soon. Ok done. ) :
“You get the gold mine as long as I get your shaft”
Rita, I need your address so I can send you Valentines and fan letters. I love your wicked wit and humor.
Another day, another desperate fame-whore move by Leann.
She looks just like Caesar from Planet of the Apes, minus the healthy ape body
I feel sorry for her.
I bet he married Brandi. Because he loved her.
I bet he married Leanne because he got bitter and calculated what she could / and has done for him.
I do, I feel sad for her to be used like thiscand be so dumb witted about it.
What I find so funny about her “nothing is private” comment is that the media outlet who first posted the tattoo photos was RADARONLINE, yeap the very same RADARONLINE who posted that article from STAR mag about BG getting revenge against EC and LR. Is that a coincidence? That the media outlet that just so happened to get the FIRST photos of LR getting her vows fitted on her ribs was the very same media outlet that went after BG just a week ago? How interesting that this very same RADARONLINE just did a couples hot body list and they placed EC and LR on it, which is odd because these days LR is only making the worse body lists. It looks like LR has now hired Radaronline to her collection of mouthpieces.
I also saw that someone from x17 tweeted LR and asked her to tweet a photo of the tattoo. Why would someone from x17 feel that comfortable tweeting that to LR, unless of course LR has a running relationship with x17 and that person from that site where LR tells them where and when they can find her and EC and his kids.
The more attention the media pays to Kim K and her wedding, the more and more LR is going to do to draw attention to her wedding to EC. Wouldn’t the time to be fitted for her vows have been all those numerous times LR visited the tattoo shop with her friends? I heard that Kim K is going to have a fragrance made to honor her wedding, how long before LR tweets about her and EC doing the same thing and then tips off the paps so that they can see her doing this?
And it gets even better…
Someone said that Access HW showed LR at the shop and that LR couldn’t even remember the words to their vows and had to ask EC. And instead of being a good paid gigolo and reciting his vows off the top of his head, EC pulled out a paper with the words on it.
First of all, if EC pulled out the paper with the words on them, then that means that they didn’t just stumble upon the tattoo shop like LR wants everyone to believe and thus it further supports that LR invited Radaronline to the shop with her and EC.
Secondly, LR keeps depicting her marriage as the greatest love story in the world, yet neither her nor EC could remember the words to their vows? Well according to LR fluff piece from People mag, EC was drunk before the wedding even started.
Amazing post, love the “LeAnn losing weight in a forest” bit.
@Darla: BRILLIANT about the tattoo on Eddie’s wiener, that is probably the funniest thing I’ve heard all year!
Their vows are absolutely ridiculous and embarrassingly ironic considering how they got started. And LeAnn is seriously going off the deep end with this kind of sh*t. How scared do you think Eddie is getting at this point?
@geeli: “minus the healthy ape body” made me burst out laughing!
I wonder if someday she’ll get it? MANY people will be charming while they spend your money. The Eddies of this world are not in short supply!
If LR is upset because she can’t get any privacy, then can someone please explain why she invited HGTV/JP to film an episode of JP in her Chicago “lovE nest”, the same Chicago apartment that LR and EC will be sharing with EC kids when they go to Chicago to “visit”(ie-LR and EC have something very important to promote so they will be using those kids to promote whatever it is they have scheduled). Oh wait, I bet her excuse will be that HGTV and JP asked her to do it and because they asked her, then it makes it okay.
It’s kinda of silly for LR to whine about not having privacy when she, EC, his parents, EC kids, and HER HOME are going to be featured on a REALITY TV show.
If LR thought the backlash from the ABC interview was bad, just wait until HGTV airs that episode of her and EC lovEnest.
Doesn’t LR have several tattoos? So she should already be familiar with how to take off the ink from the temp tattoo. I’m sure that the person who did her “Still I Rise” tattoo didn’t get the placement right on the first try.
Mornin Peeps!
@Nikki Girl…He probably can’t wait to get to the Playboy set every day just to get away from the loon.
@ Malo, @ 4Real, @ Jenn – U call LeAnn an idiot for coming up with a non-existant word like “trustful”. Is English ur first language? Check a dictionary, “trustful” is a word. Now who is the idiot, biatchs.
For LeAnn haters, if u can’t even figure out whether a word is actually a proper word how is it that u can spew ur hateful comments about LR and EC with such authority?
LOL!
Vesper = Leann Rimes
LOL!
Hey, you moron! People don’t hate her because she seems to be dumb, but mainly for her being an immoral bitch. 😉