Yesterday, the video of Linnocent and her crack friends buying a bag of white powder made headlines. Linnocent’s publicist mastermind (Crackavelli) was really quick on the draw, managing to stutter out a denial that involved the words “rose quartz” and “sea jasper”. We can disagree about certain things in the video – like, did Linnocent know she was on camera, and how dumb is it to buy drugs on the street – but I think we all know that the bag was NOT full of sea jasper, quartz and a meteor.
Anyway, these are new, post-drug-deal photos of Linnocent, going braless in a see-through tank. Her crack nipples were exposed, so CB blurred them out, because although we’ve all seen it before, we don’t want to see it again. I guess Linnocent just wanted some attention after all. Poor crack baby! Everybody was focused on other things so she had to call the paps on her drug deal and then waltz around without a bra.
Oh, and she denied the drug deal story on her Twitter too:
[From Linnocent’s Twitter]
“Absurd and gross”? What kind of dumbass denial is that? What’s so “absurd” about a video of a drug deal that pretty much speaks for itself? Her crack brain really is fried, right? But you know what’s worse? All of the people commenting on that tweet, writing stuff like “dumb bitches shouldn’t open their mouths, I will always admire and look up to you no matter what anyone says! Xo” and “I’m crying for rumors the paparazzi invent about you:( Please keep going and stay strong, I can not lose! I trust you!!” Surely those are a joke, right?
Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News.
“absurd and Gross” would be more appropriate in reference to her nipples showing all the time
What she meant to say was that she is absurd and gross.
Everything about Linnocent is absurd and gross.
She truly is the gift that keeps giving, isn’t she?
Madisyn, I wrote on the other thread a description of Sea Jasper for you. My comment is #105, I think?
And of course its not true because Linnocent said so!!!!
& I should add that Linnocent looking skinny recently is due to her vigourous work ethic travelling from 1 movie set to the other and nothing whatsoever to do with bags of quartz crystals
Also Linnocent’s nips aren’t on display…its the invasive camera equipment that the paps use…
Honestly people Linnocent is innocent through and through!!
*waving* at all the ladies 😀
The thing is, she listens to and lives for the cracked out tweets that are in response to her cracked out lifestyle. Was Tatum O’Neal even this f-ed up and cracked out? And what happened to her career and life?
Not as “absurd and gross” as that top she’s wearing. Or that crack-blonde hair. Or her cracked-out face. Or her duck lips of doom.
*waving* at the ladies, too!
What Linnocent doesn’t get is that, even if she isn’t being drug tested and VOPed, her career is colder than a pitcher of frozen cracktinis. The coffin lid is now being nailed shut.
I actually hope Ali gets a decent modeling career, makes money, and moves to London or something, away from her family. She’s almost 18 and hasn’t been arrested yet, or photographed doing lines in a men’s room, so that’s something.
@Curleque —
No, Tatum was never this cracked out and nuts, even when she was cracked out and effed up and lost her kids to McEnroe. She’s also been able to hold onto some type of career over the years, even if it’s only a few TV episodes a year. She’s also had a bestseller autobio, and another one will come out soon.
She has fans?
That’s the best denial she can come up with? What’s absurd and gross is her hair color. Poor crack baby, she looks like she might start crying in those pics!
Hilarity! I just looked up images for rose quartz and sea jasper. One is always and clearly ROSE colored, the other GREEN. Meteors are not white and powdery.
This makes me laugh so hard if I was an old lady, I’d have wet depends!
“…their false stories are absurd and gross…”
Yes, crackie, but what about their TRUE stories? Your crack buy is legit and it’s on freaking tape! I only wish they would have staked the place out longer and caught her doing several buys. Wonder how her gem and crystal dealer feels about being caught on tape? Might need to find another source for your stones, crackie.
Your right…it would be absurd and gross for anyone else. But for Lohan it’s just another day.
What is absurd and gross is that outfit she is wearing – she has a see through top and no bra – we are talking tacky, tacky, tacky and absurd and gross.
Open letter to
Linnocent:
Oh, gross Lindsay, it’s absurd you think we are dumb enough to believe your cracked out lies. Bitch you need to put on a bra, take that 10 pounds of busted weave out, and go do your community service. But that’s okay you just keep on rollin while we all watch you screw up and get closer and closer to the jail time you should already be serving.
She can’t even use the excuse that she was filming a scene because she has no career left.
*gives tray of frozen cracktinis to seal team 6 to pass around *
I really like her pants. This upsets me greatly.
Also(!!!) – it looks like her hair is super thin at the roots.
Mornin Ladies
Thanks Miss Diagnosed, I’ll go back and reread and then post over here.
She absolutely KNOWS she’s wearing a see-through top, talk about ‘gross’ and ‘absurd’.
My first thought, just when I saw the picture of her braless was ‘Oh my, are we actually going to CS? Then I realized we DON’T wear bras and we don’t DO CS. EVER!
Gosh I hope this twit didn’t sign up for therapy today. I kind of think she did but I can dream can’t I. I’m kinda ‘jonsing’ for a crack tailgate. In the mood for my Seven Layer Lohan Dip with crack corn chips.
I just love that her Rep is clearly on a electronic communications only plan. Obviously she did not sit down and watch the video herself. (I love the hispanic guys yelling out “cocaína!”)
I love that her Rep obviously has no clue what the minerals, rocks, and crystals she named look like.
Side note: Crystal meth can be a crushed white substance, so maybe she was just misunderstanding what Dina told her was actually IN the bag.
The Lohans are so f-in budget it’s really unbelievable.
Coldplay hasn’t denied the rumor about LiLo and Berryman yet. God help us of it turns out to be true. He’ll give her a shred of credibility.
Apparently E!News is going with the story that LiLo really did buy actual crystals and not drugs. Are people really that naive.
why is she shielding her eyes from the paps? she should be shielding her nips from the world. ugh. why isn’t this hot mess in jail again?
Ruby Red
“I should add that Linnocent looking skinny recently is due to her vigourous work ethic travelling from 1 movie set to the other and nothing whatsoever to do with bags of quartz crystals”.
And all that time consuming and physically draining CS she’s been doing. NOT!
Seal Team, Ali will PROBABLY NOT have a successful modeling career and WILL NEVER get away from that mother and her sister. EVER!
“Her career is colder than a pitcher of frozen cracktini’s” BRAVO!
that’s almost a great outfit, if it was a white tee instead of a see through tank, it would be awesome
25 She is only 25!!!!!! Still cannot believe it. SHe is a walking anti-drug poster.
Oh and love this comment, you guys ar ethe best! ANd Ruby Red you are so right about the skinny thing and we all know how she achieves that.
“Her career is colder than a pitcher of frozen cracktini’s”
B*** is wearing my bracelet! LOL i really like this thing too. damn it! she ruins everything.
You know, exactly what I thought, too. She saw people were actually looking at her sister so she HAD to get the attention back to herself with the crack-buying thing; ’cause it has to be “ME,ALWAYS,FOREVER” with her. It must be exhausting being around her. Poor Ali.
Trashy nip shirt? Check. Necklace to highlight nips? Check.
White ankles where I neglected to self tan? Check.
White weave? Check.
Horrific trashy lipcolor? Check.
Hands on/near face or fingers in mouth? Check.
Cold, dead eyes of a lying shitbag shark? Checkmate.
*passing around cracktinis after first drinking one*
Ok.. I’ve been a fan of this site for a long time and the latest crackhead news has inspired me to make my first post.
Why don’t you take off your sunglasses Lindsay? We’d all love to see the size of your pupils 😉
Honestly, whether or not this was a publicity stunt or if it is for real… it doesn’t even matter. She’s an attention whore – crystals or meth regardless!
@RocketMary ME,ALWAYS,FOREVER you’re SO right
@mags….you mean you still have it? I thought bitch stole your bracelet…lol!
@seal team 6….of course….cheers!
I’ve never seen her hair so thin. I think she’s sporting this fake white weave atrocity because if she used a darker shade her white scalp would show through. She looks damn near bald.
How did I miss this yesterday!?!?
Didn’t Lindsay have some kind of exclusive deal with x17 a year or so ago? It’s been a long time since I’ve gone to that website, but I could swear they had several videos that consisted of Lindsay giving her side of whatever scandal she was going through at the time (and not, like, paparazzi caught her walking down the street and threw several random questions at her). Maybe I’m making that up, or I took someone’s sarcasm for legit information.
Especially since she was so high she doesn’t remember doing it.
Well at least she got her face and name in the news for another few days. That is what she was going for.
Absurd and gross…describes her life style to a T.
p.s. you are now going bald Lindsay.
Crystal or Crack…Tomatoes or TomAHToes, whatever! Like we believe what she says!! She honestly thinks that Hollywood executives are still into hiring her for anything??? Her brain is fried and has been served on a plate of delusional with a side order of crazy and f’ed up.
And her hair?!!! I don’t even think Anna Nicole looked this awful with that white hair with the extension tracks exposed as Lilo does!!
*takes pitcher of cracktinis from brin (thanks!), adds vodka melon balls, helps self, passes on*
Seal Team, I’m hoping something along those same lines for Ali, except I’d like her to go to Paris. I don’t think Lohanese (spoken fluently by both parents & Linnocent) translates well in French.
She is so nasty. That hair color looks dreadful on her, not to mention forcing her tots on the innocent public. I feel bad for the community of Venice.
@ Curleque:
I don’t know much about Tatum O’Neal but I do know that she was (still is?) on Rescue Me, which is an AWESOME show. Her character is an alcoholic, and she does a great job playing her (irony?).
I don’t think Tatum was nearly as screwed up as Lindsay, but maybe that’s because I don’t remember the headlines.
No matter what though, Lindsay is absolutely unapologetic about her cracknannigans and obviously has no intention of turning things around. Has the DA seen this video yet?
Oh, and can someone here weigh in on those extensions? Don’t they damage hair, thus kind of continuing the need to have them?
Even X17 is now saying that Crackie was purchasing “sea jasper” in their latest post about her.
What pisses me off is she totally gets off on the attention she receives in the wake of yet another cracked out scandal – to her it’s rock solid proof she’s a big star and not just a pathetic hasbeen object of curiosity. Love how she shields her eyes from paps in broad daylight because bitch just wants to be left alone… all the while flaunting her floppy funbags for all to see. As for all the comments from her “supportive fans”? I am convinced they are coming from her, her family or the parasites she surrounds herself with. Nobody with half a brain is buying any of this “innocent” bullshit anymore. Watched the vid… most definately something shady going down.
I thought Lindsay was “broke”? Where does the endless supply of spending cash come from? How does an unemployed actress have all the time and money in the world to hang out, party and constantly buy things for herself? Is Lindsay paying her taxes or is she “off the books”? Is this “income” licit or illicit?
Oh yay!!! You guys are so nice to invite everyone to your crack tailgate parties. I missed yesterday’s, BUT I did harvest some fresh crackonuts so the chocolate cake with crackonut sprinkles is on the buffet! It’s fab with the shots of delusion!!
Speaking of which, Lindsay must be buying it from Original Bellaluna . . . her delusion factor is almost stratospheric these days. I cannot for the life of me fathom why she’s got such a death wish. Is it attention for attention’s sake no matter what she has to do to get it?
Oh yeah, I brought some of my brother in law’s suicider (it’s killer hard cider and excellent with the vodka melon balls).
Ladies, ladies LADIES its all good…I had her head out and grab the goods for our next cracktail-gater!!! Those cracktinins don’t make themselves ya know! ;D
Anyone for a Champagne cracktail?
Oh, Linnocent: absurd means inconsistent with reason or logic or common sense or so unreasonable as to invite derision (via Princeton WordNet). Would that be adequite for you?
Until Lohan decides to go back to auburn hair, she is not remotely trying to clean up her act.
That blown out white hair is just tragic. And highlights how badly she has aged in the last 5 years.
It is stunning to me that she does not see that she looks 40. While only being 25.
And if Lohan is really selling ass for cash… why not make the move to Vegas and get the big $$$ why she can.
Wow. I just watched the video. She’s a total mess. I don’t even have it in me to make fun of her because she’s just pathetic. The sketchy people she hangs out with, the constant partying, shopping with god knows what money, the denial, the whole sordid mess. We’re all watching a slow suicide. I’ll reserve my scorn for that piece of shit “mother” who set her on this path and has pushed poor Ali out there too.
You ladies are in top form this morning and you have given me some serious chuckles sitting her at my desk pretending to work and yes I would love another melon ball to suck on with the crackerjack popcorn I am eating – would anyone like some? Help yourselves ladies – tres delicious (or some such spelling!)
Are you purposely photoshopping her pictures or does she really look twice her age? Isn’t she only 24 years old? I guess the blond hair, buckets of bronzer, and chain smoking doesn’t help. Crack is wack!
@Eileen….yay, thanks for thinking ahead to our next cracktailgate (which will be soon, I’m sure)!
@Bess — X17 is just legally CYAing. they never really said it was a drug purchase I think.
@ Orig B — But her name translates so well into French: L’Innocent.
Lindsay you got some ‘splainin’ to do!
Seriously, people, where else is she going to buy her rose quartz and sea jasper? Some hippie dippie store with fancy packaging? She’s too smart for that.
@Cidu: I NEVER thought to look @ the pupils and the sunglasses correlation!
People, people, bottom line:
If theres shady, suspicious dudes standing around, surveilling the scene. . .if theres money and ziplocs with white powder in it exchanged. . . and if theres a ‘Lohan’ in the vicinity. . . ITS A DRUG DEAL!
brin, Seal Team, bellaluna, you keep passing the tray right by me. Everytime I go for one, they’re gone. I keep reaching out, but you guys are hogging all the booze.
Penguen, you didn’t hear the headlines because there were not alot of them. I believe Tatum kept the ‘crazy’ and the drugs INDOORS. The only time you heard about her at that time was when she was arrested or because of her divorce with McEnroe and him wanting custody of their children. She didn’t go out to score her drugs and call the paps. Tatum had better sense than that. Of course, if were talking about stupid, idiotic behavior, were talking about Blohan.
Eileen, long time, no post. I purposely went out yesterday to get my Seven Layer Lohan Dip ready just in case for tomorrow. If she fails to fax her therapy confirmation, we may just have a tailgate tomorrow or soon thereafter, whenever this twit of judge decides to hall her ass back into court.
*hands Madisyn some cracktinis with melon balls* Enjoy, sweetie! 🙂
bluhare, I cannot confirm or deny that (alleged) rumour! 😉
ladybert62, sounds delish – please pass it on!
Yeah, X17 is CYA’ing in a major way. And I do believe a previous poster is correct, that X17 used to be one of Linnocent’s go-to agencies. I seem to recall some interviews of hers with them.
(I knew Linnocent wouldn’t disappoint! As soon as I saw those “Ali gets a modeling contract” stories, I knew Blohan would be front and center with the cracknanigans!)
Gross looks like a 50 yr old prozzie. WTF it is up with that double chin?, that’s not normal on a skinny 25 yr old.
So funny that she chooses the words “absurd” and “gross”…yes Lindsay, you are. It’s embarrassing that her rep even said it was quartz, I mean really? C’mon, that’s a joke, if you can’t come up with a believable lie, maybe just keep quiet about it.
I just had a cookie, Crackridge Farms Milano. It’s my favorite cookie, anyone want one?
She looks like a 46 year old hooker doing the walk of shame. No exaggeration.
Damn, she is really going bald, isn’t she? Redheads tend to have the fewest hairs per square inch of scalp, so when it gets bleached relentlessly and falls out/breaks off, it’s really noticeable.
I really don’t know why she didn’t put some cones across the street so the paps couldn’t camp out there and film her.
uh, what’s the point of slathering on tanner if you’re wearing capris… if you insist, don’t stop at your ankle.
also, too, she’s gonna be bald by the time she’s 30.
Hey ladies 🙂
Just googled images of Linnocent (obv coz I’ve nothing better to do today) & she is unrecognizable from even a few years ago! Its shocking how much her face has changed & def not in a good way!! its truely sad to look at her then and now!
@ Kaiser/CB – someone asked a while ago if u could do a time line of linnocent through her career via photos – so can u pls do one? I know most ladies here would love to see it…pretty please. Anyone else like to see crackie from fresh faced beauty to cracked out hooker????
If her face is anything to go by then ‘innocent linnocents’ internal organs must be on their 9th life!
Why is your skin darker than your hair, LiLo? Your ravaged body looks as old as your lies. And your crackface.
I feel bad about it, but I’m so far past sympathy. You’re meant to snap out of it when you’ve been caught. Time. And. Time. Again. I actually have a parent with addiction problems, and I can honestly say I’d never trade the (extensive, too young) shit I went through for whatever it is Lindsanity puts her little sister through.
Not on your side any more, honey. We’ll talk when the entitled asshole has been slapped out of you.
@Firecracker —
OMG! Crackridge Farms Milano cookies are my FAVORITE!
Pengin —
Her double chin is from “coke bloat.” For real. The drainage often does this.
Let’s make believe she really is buying “crystals” here (hahahahaha). WTF isn’t she at CS??? Or at least just staying at home and being a Crackie in private, like self-respecting addicts do (see posts upthread viz Tatum O’Neal).
Her face is absurd and gross.
And for the record, I have enough faith in Lindsay’s massive ego to believe she felt untouchable buying drugs on the street.
I don’t think she actively intended to get caught. That is to say, I don’t think this was a planned photo-op, because I’m sure she’s been warned by her team that buying suspicious looking “crystals” on the street would be a bad idea for her parole. (I’m also sure Ali’s newfound modeling career is specifically to finance Shawn Chapman Holley.)
I think it’s just good ol’fashioned poor impulse control combined with an acute narcissism. I’m sure she realized the risk involved, but chose to do it anyway. After all, part of the fun of taking candy from strangers is the element of danger. Otherwise you just refill a few prescriptions and hunker down until one of your regular dealers is flush again, non?
Exhibit A: http://blindgossip.com/?p=15625
“Absurd and gross” – that we have to see your droppy ass tatas one to many times; listen to your lame ass excuses and not see you ever get jail time or just due for all the Linnocent crackhead behaviour.
Her vocabulary is still stuck back in the pre teen years when she was a bankable actress. Just like her addiction. You have to go back to the original starting point, and that is where the addicts mentality is. So she apparently started using at about 10 or 11. I so want to hate on her but now I am just sad. All the missed opportunities she has had, and screwed up for herself. She is so desperate to have attention of any kind. Thanks Michael and Dina for creating that mess.
Missy A —
If that Blind Item is true (and, it is definitely about Linnocent and Ali), then Lindsay is effing EVIL. I mean that. Pure sociopath.
And, I still do not know how Dina hasn’t been dragged into court by CPS for allowing Ali to live with a career criminal sibling 2,500 miles away from home.
@e.non: I would be very surprised if she lived to see 30.
At some point, Linnocent needs to realize most people are not nearly as stupid as she is.
Absurd + gross = LINNOCENT
I can´t stand this fugly bitch! She is a total loser
E! is reporting that A) she did file the paperwork and has signed up for therapy, and B) she flew to New York! Get this–for a “business” meeting and to “visit family.”
Sounds like she’s going to blow some businessman for the weekend for coke and cash. We shall see.
MissyAggravation, great post. Here, here!
The only part of the ‘blind item’ I think may be an exageration is the ‘mall bathrooms’. With every person in the mall with a cellphone, no one has a picture of the two of them in the mall? Everything else rings so true, it truly disgusts and sickens me. That would also explain why Ali is and has been living with Blohan for months now.
These clubs need the ABC (Alcoholic Beverage Control) to fine or shut down these clubs that admit and serve minors. No ifs, ands, or freckly ass butts about it.
This blind rings so true, I was going to post about Blohan and her gross, filthy, nasty ass fingers, and. . .nevermind, even I can’t go there.
bellaluna, Ruby Red, check out Miss A’s post #72 and the blind item and tell me thats not Blohan & Ali.
Who knew, we all thought Dina would be ‘pimping’ Ali out for money and/or attention for herself not Blohan ‘pimping’ her out merely for her own amusement and lack of friends. Blech! I’m so disgusted I got to take a break, I’ll be back later after I wash the crack stank of myself.
*raises hand, volunteers* Ben, I will gladly slap the entitlement right out of her. Is it okay if I use a broom? I really don’t want to get that close to her nasty little self.
Firecracker, I would LOVE a Crackridge Farms Milano – they go so well with shots of delusion and cracktinis! 😉
Missa A, yes, I totally believe that and have for quite some time now.
Boo, we all know Lindsanity Blohan does high dollar hooking to support her *ahem* lifestyle. What I want to know is who would pay high dollar for THAT?
Madisyn, Linnocent is beyond nasty. I have no doubt she uses Ali mercilessly, just as White Oprah (and Michael the Blowhard – he’s complicent in this mess too) mercilessly used her.
What disgusts me to know end is Linnocent learned how to exploit her little sister from her parents. And now Ali is being exploited by White Oprah & Lindsanity.
‘Scuze me, I’m going to take a Silkwood shower now (with my Crackridge Milano). I’ll check in a little later.
Yah Lindsey you bought a baggy full of sea jasper, quartz and im the Queen of F*cken England!!
Seriously all i can think about when i see photos of her is, is there any hair left under the 6 rows of busted weave she always wears? and whats underneath.
@ Seal Team,
I can’t believe Dina hasn’t been hauled in before CPS either. Who in their right mind would allow their minor daughter live with a known addict.
Update:
The Crackie express is allegedly heading to NY for business meetings & family visits. We should get some good headlines out of this.
Bess, Boo touched on it, I’ll elaborate.
“Business meetings” equals hooking with her johns for money, drugs, and whoever will fly her and her entourage(Ali and Eleanor) to NY, first class.
“Family visits” equals stumbling, falling down drunk outside of bars at all hours with Ali in tow.
Reasons LL makes the news:
1) Breaking the law and doing drugs.
2) Saying she didn’t break the law and do drugs.
Nothing wrong here at all.
@ Madisyn, yes have seen that blind previously 🙂 there was also 1 on the same site about 2 sisters who got pregnant by the same guy…widely believed to also be Linnocent and Ali. Obv must have gotten rid of the babies…sickening! Would make perfect sense after the @ Miss A’s blind above… poor Ali 🙁
@ Madisyn, can I add that ‘family visits’ also include doing lines off the toilet seat and necking back shots of vodka with mummy dearest Dina!
@MissyAggravation – spot on. I don’t believe it was an intentional photo op I think she’s just plain ol’ arrogant/delusional enough to believe she can buy illegal drugs (it looked like crack in that baggie to me)in broad daylight in front of a busy restaurant and not get caught. And also she’s pompous enough to believe that the “common people” are really going to swallow her stupid rose quartz and sea jasper excuse. I think the only thing that’s going to stop her at this point is if she gets caught doing some super serious crime like say drug dealing or a big jewel heist and has to pay the consequences, OJ Simpson style.
And oh yeah, wow, she is TOTALLY going bald.
‘absurd’ is what David Beckham said when that Rebecca Loos story came out, it’s a wordy way of not denying it – ie the story was true.
LiLo ‘absurd and gross’ is an accurate statement, is is absurd and gross that she still does drugs, I read that as a confirmation 😉
I’m going to hide my face but hey! Here’s my nipples!
@Madisyn,
I totally believe that Lohan is severely disturbed, a thief and a drug addict, but I have a problem believing Lohan has fallen so far that she’s actually prostituting herself for drugs, money and travel.
She hasn’t acted much over the past 4 years, but she had her clothing line, that tanning spray product, photo shoots and residuals from her earlier films. The income from those ventures should give her more than enough to live on without turning tricks.
Bess,
What do you think a photoshoot pays? We know from the Miami Plum magazine photoshoot in Florida, she was ‘paid’ in airfaire for herself, her extended family and entourage, accomadations in a very expensive hotel, again for herself and extended hangers-on, meals, liquor, basically a five day vacation with two simple requests: A photoshoot which she somehow did and an interview, which she said ‘f*ck you’ to and blew them off.
Addressing the ‘residuals’. How much do you think she makes from them. How often are they on tv and cable? She hasn’t made a decent movie in SEVERAL years. Her last film, Machete was 2 years ago and merely a cameo and more importantly, AGAIN playing herself. (A little selfish, entitled little twit who thinks the world owes her and will do anything to get it. Forget the mother/daughter sex scene with a stranger for internet fame, sound familiar?) Prior to that film, the movie Labor Pains went straight to DVD, the one before that was that stinker “I Know Who Killed Me”. How many times can they show her 2 decent films, Parent Trap and Mean Girls?
Now on to the leggings and tanning line. How much revenue do you think they generate. Leggings are long since over, fashion wise, and even if they weren’t, how many are scrambling to get to ‘Lindsay Lohan’s Leggings’? As for the tanning line, please. With the vast number of tanning sprays on the market, I have to ask, who is knocking people over to get her tanning product?
Tally all this money up. Now deduct that $7,000 a month apartment, constant shopping, (when not stealing) endless supply of drugs and alcohol, (one of her most expensive habits) her normal everyday expenses, (that phone bill, calling all those paps alone. . . ) supporting her entire family and all that that entails, flights to Chicago and now NY, just to name a couple in the last 2 weeks.
Now tell me where those instances you listed outweigh mine?
@Madisyn and Bess: I Googled her clothing line awhile ago to see what people thought about it. I found a gal’s blog that said she liked one of the dresses and bought it and a friend of hers wore one out on a double date they had. Unfortunately even though they were cute Linnocent cut them way too short for the average girl to wear out comfortably. Not everybody is into letting everything hang out.
Regarding her residuals from past films I recently read somewhere (a comment on TMZ maybe) that she signed them over to her biz manager Lou Taylor. Probably to pay her back for all the bail bondsmen she’s needed the last year or so. I don’t think she sees that money anymore.
She’s not focused on her clothing line or anything else it appears right now except for going to concerts and hanging out on the street. Good luck with that. I don’t think it pays that well.
OhMyMy,
I forgot about the residuals/Lou Taylor stuff. I haven’t even heard Blohan mention her tanning line in years and the only person I know of who mentions her ‘leggings’ line is Mother Crackhead Superior. She is only interested in getting drunk, high, and papp’d. (Probably in that order) Laying low, doing her therapy, completing her CS be DAMNED!
GET ME A CRACKTINI, I’M MADISYN!
@Madisyn —
As several Crackgate posters have mentioned before, word is her residuals go straight to Lou Taylor for bail money, etc. It’s also possible some of them go to Holley and other creditors.
Madisyn, Seal Team & OhMyMy,
Not trying to pick a fight at all.
I just find it really hard to believe that LL has fallen that FAR DOWN and is so strapped for cash that she’d have to prostitute herself.. Think about it- she goes from co-starring with Meryl Streep & Jane Fonda to performing sex acts for money. Thats quite a jump.
I had read somewhere that the residuals from Mean Girls, Freaky Friday and Parent Trap netted LL something in the 6 figures per year. Maybe all of it is used up by creditors, lawyers, bail, Mother Crackhead and her daily expenses, I don’t know.
I also think Lohan gets a cut of many of her pap photos and still commands a decent fee for the photo shoots b/c of the publicity she generates.
Also, I’m kind of surprised Coldplay hasn’t denied the LL rumor and that there doesn;t seem to have been any legal consequences to LL’s little street transaction. WOuldn’t you think probation would be all over it???
Seal Team, my point was regardless of whether they go to Lou Taylor, Shawn Holley, or herself, it would NOT be enough to finance such a high falutin lifestyle. OhMyMy’s and your comments only further my point.
Bess, darling, no fight. Don’t ever take it that way. I would never fight with you, disagree maybe, but never ‘fight’. I’ve disagreed with alot of my ‘friends’ on here, many times. Sometimes I just have a differing opinion than the masses.
As for her hooking, its not just my opinion either. Many posters have drawn a similar conclusion. As for the ‘six figure residuals’, again either Seal Team and OhMyMy are correct and she gets nothing or she herself receives that money, it still is not enough to support herself the way she lives.
I too, think she gets a cut, especially as she is the one calling them, but again, not enough. Plus her ‘cut’ is not what it used to be.
As for Coldplay, ignoring the problem is their best solution. No one else is talking about it and thats the way, I assume, Coldplay wants it.
As for her little drug buy, theres not enough proof. We can all speculate but the camera didn’t pan in enough and even then it could have been anything. Its just that its Blohan, so we know what it was.
@Madisyn:
I wonder how Dina has convinced Lindsay that she still needs to financially support the family. Dina & ML Jr. are adults Ali wil be 18 in a few months and will apparently be modeling. The only true minor is Cody and he’s 15 or 16.
Ladies, let us not forget that she was sued for *ahem* “borrowing” another person’s tanning formula for her self-tanning line. So, there’s probably not that much money coming in from that either, if it even still exists.
I don’t know many people who say “Yes, that healthy orange crack-headed glow is the look for me!” 8)
Somehow, I cannot imagine many people want to look like Linnocent these days. She just isn’t the embodiment of good health she used to be.
Bess, she ‘convinces’ Blohan by enabling, molly coddeling, and blowing smoke up her ass. Telling her EXACTLY not only what she WANTS to hear but NEEDS to hear to placate her. Dina is also, according to legend, taking 15% of every nickle (or should a say ‘dime bag’) Blohan makes.
As far as the others in the household, Mike Jr., as far as I know, has no job. We’ll see how Ali’s ‘modeling’ pans out. And God help poor Cody.
Mornin bellaluna, today is Friday, so its definetly a cracktini kind of day. As for that idiots tanning line, yeah, “borrowing”. There’s THAT word again.
When you think of Blohan’s tanning line it’s NOT, “I gotta get me some of that” Um, NO! Just NO.
Madisyn, yes let us imbibe. It’s 5 o’clock somewhere! 😀
bellaluna, its time girl, belly up to OUR Treehouse Bar & Grille, where there’s a fresh pitcher of frozen cracktini’s. I made the cracktini’s, did you bring the melon balls? And since its ‘our’ bar, we get to drink for free. Yeah!
For all ‘Lohan’s’, drinks are NOT on the house.
I know a few posters mentioned she flew off on her broom to NYC but I haven’t seen anything other than the E! story. Anymore confirmation. Airport pap shots? Falling down in front of a bar? Anything?
@madisyn,
Do you think LL will be in the Gotti movie or was that just a ploy to get attention?
Bess, darling, NO! In my opinion, Blohan certainly wanted to be in the Gotti movie, but I believe she was ‘told’ she’d be in it, but all along the producers had ABSOLUTELY NO intention of ever letting her play the part. For openers, she can’t get insured, not even for a CAMEO role. Two, I don’t know what ‘Kim Gotti’ looks like, but its safe to assume, she’s an Italian American woman. Blohan may be of Italian decent, but she looks as Italian as Heather Locklear. No way in SamRo Hell was she ever going to play the role.
Yes, it was all an attempt for media attention, much in the same vein as the Linda Lovelace movie “Inferno” was merely a ploy for publicity.
Now I’ve answered your question, answer mine. What are your thoughts on the subject?
Why are you not with bellaluna and I drinking cracktini’s at the Treehouse Bar & Grille? How old are you, for real? Just curious.
For 5 points, “Absurd is…”:
A. “…seeing a known drug addict paying for a baggie of white powder on the street and concluding that she may likely be buying drugs.”
B. “…a known drug addict and her publicist outraged at the possibility that it might cross the mind of anyone that seeing her buy of a baggie of white powder might possibly be a drug deal.”
Choose one.
Seriously, I’m not shocked she’d make up some BS, but why, exactly, does she have a publicist who would even bother to tarnish his own reputation by coming up with such an, um, absurd defense?
@Madisyn:
When it was first announced, I thought that Lohan had finally gotten herself another acting job. Then after the rumbling started with the new director and now LL’s rep said that they’re still negotiating, I don’t think it’s going to happen. It seemed a like either a total scam or Dina Lohan managed to screw up yet another opportunity for her daughter.
One more LL related thought… I do think that Samantha Ronson was the one person in Lohan’s life who really did care about her as a person and not a celebrity. They seemed to have a genuine love for each other, but I think LL’s legal troubles and mood swings were too much for Ronson to deal with.
As for my age, I am 41, but very young at heart.
Here is a link to some photos of LiLo in Soho. The same shady looking guy with the camera & baseball cap is still with her. I think his name is Gavin Doyle.
http://www.gossipcenter.com/lindsay-lohan/lindsay-lohan-hits-nyc-rep-denies-drug-deal-claims-533977
Bess, go to her IMDb page, she is no longer listed as ‘Kim Gotti’. IMHO, it was a publicity stunt from the get go, just without Blohan knowing it.
Actually its a bit of a shame because these assholes are using her for blow jobs and publicity and she gets nothing but humiliation. In some respects, well deserved, in others, not so much.
Now I’m starting to feel sorry for this twit, STOP IT! Its 8pm So Cal time, its time for another cracktini before by best friend of 25 years picks me up at 11 for cocktails out on the town.
I checked out the website and I see were completely cracked out, no bra in sight. Normal.
@madisyn,
Oh no… no pity for the Lohan allowed. (j/k).
I do find myself feeling sorry for her, but then again she’s had chance after chance to turn it around and has managed to waste each and every one of them.
What do you think about my SamRo theory???
Where is BELLALUNA! I need help! There’s a bunch of lunatics on the very first post on the Alex Skarsgard post, MY future husband. People thinking he’s a pedophile, thinking his name is strange. HELP!
I need the voice of reason!
I know there are alot of them out there and they don’t post on any Blohan or Rimes posts because, quite frankly, theres just too many of us but when they pick on MY future husband, thats it!
Madisyn Skarsgard, doesn’t it have a lovely ring to it. If you don’t think so, I’ll cut a bitch! Try me.
Bess, i know you didn’t ask me but i agree with your SamRo theory.
Simply because… after all the SH!T that blohan put Sam thru… broken windows, doorstep meltdowns, wild twitter accusations, throwing drinks at Sam’s head, blohan throwing cigs at Sam’s head…sending paps to follow Sam around…
Samantha still has not given her side of the story.
She still hasn’t given up the details of what dating blohan was like.
She has not made the daytime talkshow rounds.
instead she actually visited blohan in rehab and jail… I think the breaking point was a combination of alcohol and when the necklace video was released.. as if Sam finally said “she’s never going to change, is she?” and left.
@skeptical:
I totally agree with all of your examples. Given the fact that LL’s own parents have blabbed about her to the media for money and Samantha hasn’t, says a lot to me about her character.
Also, while SamRo & LL came out as a couple in 2008, there were rumors of them being a couple on the sly as early as late 2006. I think SR visited LL in 3 rehabs in 2007.
Bess, yes I agree with you and Skeptical, especially the FACT that both her parents, her OWN PARENTS have sold her out. Literally and figurativly.
Sad isn’t it?
Madisyn & Skepical,
It is sad that her own parents have sold her out for so many years. I could see how that could really screw a person up.
Why don’t you think LiLo realizes that her mother is selling her out and has pimped her out her entire life??? I don’t believe that the LiLo / Dina relatioship is as lovey dovey as they both claim.
Bess
“I don’t believe that the LiLo / Dina relatioship is as lovey dovey as they both claim”.
Oh, I disagree. You have to remember Dina has had 25 years to ‘program’ her daughter. I’m sure Dina loves her daughter, the problem is she sells her out to the press for money. I personally think the relationship is so co-dependent at this point, its beyond skewed.
My mother, who I’m so close to, even when I’m with a man I love, my mother would still come first. I mean that in the way that if, hypothecically, someone held a gun to head of the man I loved or my mother, I’d choose to save my mother. Anywho, we’ve talked about this and let me just say, if I committed murder, my mother would say she did it, so I wouldn’t go to jail. Another example, if my mother was Bin Laden, I would NOT have turned her in for 25 million dollar bounty on his head.
Do you think Dina would have turned Blohan in for 25 million? I do.
Oh, White Oprah would definitely turn her in for a bounty of $25 mill. No question.
Which is effing sickening.
Seal Team,
My point, thank you.
Seal Team,
Although I wouldn’t turn my mother in for any amount of money, I think Blohan and Dina would both turn each other in for a whole lot less than 25 mil. Sad, isn’t it?
I think either one of them would turn on each other for a mere 1 million.
Yes, with $25 million, White Oprah wouldn’t need to worry about keeping the family bread winner happy.
I’d love to know where Dina Lohan got the idea that she’s too good to get a normal job and support herself and her two minor children financially.
I may only be an academic historian, thus the name Gatekeeper (if we don’t warn all the folks out there about what we see repeating itself in some fashion, who will? Exactly…), but I also did some geology classes as an undergraduate and she would have been much better off saying that she was purchasing calcite, which the substance in the baggie handed over by Julio, the guy who walks his dog to cover his drug deals, and perused by a her fellow ‘crystal admirer’, as calcite looks remarkably like the substance in the baggie.
Of course, so does large rocks of either pure cocaine or crystal methamphetamine.
But here, judge for yourselves: http://geology.com/minerals/calcite.shtml
I’m fairly certain she could have gotten away with this had someone done a bit of homework…
My apologies. It should have said ‘so DO large rocks…’
I also wanted to add that there is no going back now. She had to get cracking on a good denial and so we’ve been told…what again? Sea Jasper, Rose Quartz and something else?
Nary a mention of calcite.
(I was attempting to type this as quickly as possible as my flatmate was calling me to dinner. The Sunday night fare here is rather nice so best to get it while it’s hot…but we save the ‘crackers’ for Christmas here in Scotland.)
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