Olivia Wilde’s bump-it & side-boob in Gucci: lovely, dated or tragic?

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BUMP-IT. That’s all I could think about when I looked through these photos of the London Cowboys and Aliens premiere. Olivia Wilde is bumping it. Look at her hair! Her hair is not her best asset, but surely, she can come up with better options than either bangs trauma or bump-its.

Once I got past the hair, I did notice her dress, and yes, I can see the side-boob. Olivia wants us to look at the side-boob, which is weird, because she doesn’t have much to look at. I applaud her for being natural and proud, but seeing girls walk a red carpet braless, or without anything containing their puppies, it just makes me angry-jealous. Because I never could do that. The dress is Gucci, by the way. And I dislike it, mostly because I remember this style growing up. Back in the 1980s, every adult woman working in any kind of business setting had a blouse exactly like the top part of this dress. Something semi-sheer, with a gigantic bow/ruffle/faux-scarf thing that just added absurd extra weight to a woman’s neck and chest. Go back and watch 9 to 5 – every woman had this blouse. As a modern look… eh. It’s not right for a summer premiere, but seasonal issues aside, it’s still a pretty fug dress. I’m not a polka dot person, though, so this whole thing is just a flurry of 80s fugness, polka dot fugness, and bump-its.

I will give Olivia credit for two things though – the girl looks great with red lips, and she has a gorgeous profile.

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More photos – Daniel Craig looks hot, and Harrison Ford is two seconds away from yelling at everybody.

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Photos courtesy of WENN.

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36 Responses to “Olivia Wilde’s bump-it & side-boob in Gucci: lovely, dated or tragic?”

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  1. the original bellaluna says:

    Tragically fug. Do. Not. Want. Don’t care for her, don’t get her appeal, don’t care to, thanks.

  2. lisa says:

    I don’t like it. I think it would be fine for a photoshoot but not this kind of premier.

    I don’t like sounding like a prude, but that side boob is inappropriate to me for some reason.

    I guess she was going for this “mullet look”.. you know office and party as the same time.

  3. tapioca says:

    Very Angelina Jolie, the “deathly-pallor-eat-a-sandwich” years, ie. now.

    She’s what, 25?

  4. Eleonor says:

    Tragic.

  5. tiny teacher says:

    I don’t care for this woman but I have to say I like the dress, the lipstick, etc… The whole outfit has an updated Morticia Addams feel to it, which I dig.

    Had Olivia Wilde been rocking black hair though, it would have been overkill.

  6. Tazina says:

    Not much appeal here. She was moderately attractive on House but whatever that was is gone.

  7. Cherry says:

    Strange. I find her strikingly beautiful in ‘House’, but in real life, it almost seems she purposely dresses and applies make-up as to look as unattractive as possible.

  8. Cirque28 says:

    Daniel Craig is saying: “Your nipple is on me AGAIN.”

  9. She in Chi says:

    Nah, bitch looks hawt.

  10. aenflex says:

    I cannot stand this girl. Yech. Yech all around.

  11. dd says:

    the reason she is putting ugly stuff is because she is trying to hide her weight gain.

    i think she is very pretty,and that i could hide the weight with better clothes for her

  12. corey says:

    looks like Lauren Conrad

  13. mew says:

    In a way pretty but comes off smug and is definitely boringly over-exposed. All I can say to seeing her pic “yeah, so what” and move on to something far more interesting.

  14. Quest says:

    Me no likey this look…her features look harsher with that hair do

  15. weetiger3 says:

    Olivia Wilde looks like the aftermath of a Joan Crawford and Doris Day catfight. Daniel Craig looks edible.

  16. Micah says:

    Love the dress…hate the styling.

    She’s….whatever…..

  17. Pyewacket says:

    IMO, Daniel Craig looks every bit as old as Harrison Ford.

  18. ladybert62 says:

    Dont like the hair.
    Dont like the dress.
    Dont like the red lips.
    Dont like the deathly pallor.
    Dont like her boney/angular face.

    Dont like the casual attitude of Ford/Craig – what, they dont own a tie?

  19. kaybee says:

    Daniel Craig’s lifts are 2.5 inches visible with another inch inside the shoe. LOL

  20. Cherry says:

    @19. kaybee hahaha you’re right, he’s wearing high heels! Very observant 😉

  21. Turtle Dove says:

    Her profile IS very nice… then she gives you the full frontal and the man jaw, which is more prominent that Daniel’s, is back.

    She actively chose this “Little House on the Prairie meets Sunset Boulevard” dress to promote her movie. So not only does she not have any style, she’s got no common sense to understand that this fuggery will not put asses in seats.

  22. bros says:

    dd-took the words out of my mouth. she is looking like the gained some weight recently, which is fine, but she should not be wearing these icky morticia outfits all the time. they are so gloomy and not summery. like what she wore to comic con? eeew. I dont think she is attractive at all, but she usually picks cool clothes, and she has been looking terrible this summer.

    and I agree with the other posters! daniel craig is a lawn gnome who needs lifts. 😛

  23. Psyren says:

    I’m far more concerned about Harrison Ford’s hair. O_o

  24. junk573r says:

    I can sort of see it when you guys scream “LIFTS!” with Tommygurl (especially his super thick running shoes, lol) but not with Daniel Craig. Those look like dress shoes with a slight heel. Don’t most men’s dress shoes have a slight heel to them? Btw, I don’t get his appeal at all. His eyes are very blue but they always look bloodshot or something to me.

  25. The Truth Fairy says:

    BIGGEST JAW I’VE EVER SEEN ON A WOMAN.

  26. KLO says:

    I love her face. But her clothes mostly suck. She should wear more color.
    The profile shot is stunning, she looks like a gorgeous alien.

  27. taxi says:

    Profile is good because it hides her freaky ugly jaw. The side boob in this dress makes her look like a Granny who forgot her undies.

    She does look like Joan Crawford.

  28. Denise says:

    They all look like they would rather be somewhere else. I cannot stand the Cockburn, but I totally like the way she looks in these photos.

  29. Kim says:

    She looks like Morticia from Adams family. Hideous and she is wearing way to much makeup.

  30. Truthful says:

    dreadful

    wow, Daniel Craig is tiny, nooooo thank you.

  31. Blue says:

    On House i thought she was so pretty, but here, she looks awful and scary. She can’t pull off pulled back hair. She has such strong features she needs the hair around her face.

  32. Madison says:

    Tragic, awful dress.

  33. gg says:

    Don’t like bump-its – they have a telltale flat shape.

  34. kaybee says:

    Daniel is definitely wearing lifts. I don’t believe his feet are that long, but if the shoes were shorter, it would be more obvious that he is wearing heels. But even if the length of the shoe does fit, his heels are still higher than normal. He is not comfortable with his small stature.

  35. summer says:

    She’s gorgeous but she’s ageing too quickly for Hollywood to keep casting her as the hot new young thing.She’s a natural 28yr old at this point, but in hollywood a natural 28yr old looks haggard compared to 30yr olds in Hollywood getting a few things smoothed out. Olivia needs to get some rest and a new beauty regime. She needs to learn to sleep on those private jets to her movie premieres and she should call Rachel Zoe to help style her outfits for the redcarpet.

  36. Tami says:

    Her choices in wardrobe these days are hidious. All black, like she raided Elvira’s closet. Maybe she is trying to downplay “sexy” these days. If she is, it’s working.