You know what I love? I love getting requests from people who feel they need MORE coverage of Liz Hurley and her cat-faced gentlemen walker/former sleazy horndog Shane Warne. I already promised that I would write about them whenever we got new photos, but it’s just not enough for some devoted members of the Liz ‘n Shane Fan Club. I love them too, so I can’t complain. They’re so awesome, in a completely wrong, kitschy and cheesy way. I love that Liz is trying to remake a bloated womanizer into a plucked, sucked and tucked metrosexual who wears his new, dapper clothes with a whiff of homoeroticism. I love that Liz appears to have remade her lover into a “walker” (a gay dude who escorts famous older ladies to events). Just for fun, here’s what Shane looked like before Liz got her hands on him:

And here he is yesterday:

In these new photos of Shane, he’s seeing entering and leaving Liz’s house. Why no Liz? Because she simply asked her walker to house-sit for her while she was out of town. Ha! But if she’s out of town, why didn’t she take her cat-faced lover with her? Because she’s sick of his Botoxed face, according to reports:

WHEN “bloke’s bloke” Shane Warne became a well-groomed metrosexual, many fans blamed girlfriend Liz Hurley for the ­sudden change of image. But it seems Aussie cricket star Shane’s new-found passion for botox, moisturisers and juice diets is all his own doing – and stunning Liz is getting fed-up with it.

Model and actress Liz, 46, has told friends how he pesters her for beauty tips and she fears his dalliance with his feminine side is out of control.

A pal revealed: “It’s not Elizabeth who has been telling him to diet and look after himself more – it’s all down to Shane. Shane’s been asking Liz about age-defying procedures like fillers and botox and she’s found it all rather bizarre. She loves the fact he’s dropped some pounds but now it’s all getting a little crazy and she’s wondering what he’s going to do next. He’s taking advice on moisturisers and skin peels and researching juicing diets.”

“Liz doesn’t want to lose the man she’s fallen in love with but all the girly chat is getting a little tiresome. Her friends are finding it all highly amusing.”

Former international spin-bowler Shane, who retired from cricket in 2008, was for years known for his manly temper, boozy nights out and stodgy diet.

But since Liz and Shane, 41, got together last year he has shed more than two stone with the help of an organic weight-loss drink and a strict training programme.

In a series of Twitter messages he revealed his devotion to healthy eating. First, he wrote: “Feel like a hot pie with copious amounts of sauce with crinkle cut chips!! What the best pie?” But minutes later he said: “NO Shane!! 78kg is target currently 82.5. Settle on a protein shake with an apple and banana – sob.”

Friends say Shane’s dramatic image change has not affected his relationship with Liz so far. The source added: “Liz is still head over heels about Shane. She just wants him to calm down a little.”

[From The Mirror]

I tend to doubt that Liz is fed up with the girl talk from Shane. My guess is that she encourages it. Doesn’t she seem like the kind of woman who simply wants to have a boyfriend who shares her interests? Liz’s interests being grooming, dieting, ‘Toxing and anything superficial.

By the way, there was a recent rumor that Liz and Shane had gotten engaged, but Liz denied it on Twitter. They won’t get married until Liz decides it’s the right time and she orders Shane to produce a ring. And he will too.

Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News, WENN.