I believe it was Peter Hedges, author of the wonderful book What’s Eating Gilbert Grape (the book is much better than the movie, I mean, come on, Juliette Lewis?!!?) who was the first to describe the asinine activities of teenagers by using the phrase “braiding each other’s pubic hair.” He might not have been the actual first person to say that, but it was the first time I had ever read or heard that phrase, and I always associate it with that book. Whenever I write or read about Sparkles and Kristen Stewart, I think about that phrase. They seem like the type to sit around, braiding each other’s… well, you get it. They just seem devoid of adult sexuality – Kristen especially.
Anyway, Sparkles and K-Stew seem to have been separated (in distance) for a few weeks running. I know because I read Hollywood Life, and it seemed like every day that site had yet another report about Kristen and Robert being in different cities, partying without each other, and generally not being the perfect, magical, stuck-up-each-other’s-asses couple. I didn’t think much of it, mostly because I’m rooting for the breakup by the end of the year, but it hasn’t happened YET. Meanwhile, stories like this make me wonder:
Robert Patttinson is making sure that he’s always close to girlfriend Kristen Stewart’s heart. How? By giving her a $40,000 antique gold and platinum locket with photos of them inside and a personalized lovey-dovey inscription.
According to Star magazine, the inscription is in Latin, and says “Even if you can’t see me, my love for you is always there.”
Needless to say, Kristen was bowled over by the gift. “She was really touched—it was so incredibly sweet,” a source told Star.
Rob got Kristen the locket so she feels close to him at all times. The source tells Star, “She’s been in tears, saying she can’t face being away from Rob for too long and that it physically hurts her.”
[From Hollywood Life]
I’ve always believed the relationship dynamic of Sparkles being the one who loves too much, and Kristen being the one uncomfortable, in her immature, lip-biting way, with any sign that they are a couple. Do girls like Kristen like jewelry, tokens of love from their lovers? Or did she just roll her eyes and roll another blunt? Do you think Sparkles is boyfriend-y enough to buy Kristen love tokens? I’m not sure about any of this.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
This story really reminds me of the one wear he bought her an antique ring. In both cases I can’t see it happening. They just don’t fit that type of couple niche.
This relationship is such a publicity stunt it makes me want to puke. There is no way, and like in her movies, her acting is just so bad she can’t even pretend to be appreciateive of this fake gift.
Who told her wearing see through shirts over black bras(funny that she wears one since she’s flat chested)will make her sexy? She looks dirty and high.
If he did get her jewelry, I believe they both would be into antique/vintage pieces. They are often spotted shopping at vintage shops together and separately.
That said, I could never see him giving her a photo of them in a locket with that cheesy inscription. No way! This sounds made up by a Rob-Kristen fanclub member.
I remember reading he bought her thousands of dollars of shit at a salvation army type store once during one of the movie shoots. They interviewed the girl who sold them the stuff, and they said Rob was acting like a big pimp, telling her to get whatever she wanted. lol
THAT I buy, them buying a bunch of ugly old concert tshirts together. I don’t seem them exchanging jewelry at all.
I’ve always wondered why you think rob is the one who loves too much, kaiser. I was into the twilight filming initially(until the movie came out and it sucked) and back then kristen was pretty girly and cute and saying her favorite movie was jungle book. And it’s like ever since she’s gotten with sparkles, she did a 180, started dressing like him, hanging with his friends, talking about french movies that he previously name checked, citing authors/books/music that Rob’s a known fan of.
If anything kristen seems to be the one who’s whipped, despite all the eye rolly antic. And since she’s a good deal younger than him, I bet she’s whipped big time. Don’t let sparkles tea pouring hands fool you!
ha-that first picture is funny. rob’s face is all “cute jaibait booooooooooobies.”
mia girl:interesting the only ones who “see” them shopping together are editors of tabloids.
lol at the kristen haters. The same names always appear. HE’S BUYING 40K NECKLACES FOR HER NOT YOU. lol!
Hmm, haters? How old are you? 12?
Where is the proof for any of this?
hey hey-that’s not true. they’ve been photo’d shopping together in vintage stores, cause fans have taken pictures with them. I mean, does every little detail about them have to involve a conspiracy?
i like her and i don’t have an opinion when will they break up;
on the other side, Kaiser, your tone suggests you don’t care about the two of them, but you’re rooting for the split by the end of the year?
that sounds like twi-mom in action (just warning you, in case you start getting some strange mails;)
i don’t buy any story about them written in this lovesick-puppy style.
i do buy that they are in love.
the only story i’ve heard about him spending money on her gift wise was from people magazine where they said he’d bought her something beatles related collectible for her b-day. I could see that.
Sparkles seems really generous though, I saw kristen say once before twilight coming out that he bought her a really nice guitar for her b-day, and that’s when they were just costars.
Maybe after working closely together for a few years they actually do care for one another?! Why is that so hard to believe?
To M: I don’t like Bieber, I MUST be jealous of him!
“I bet she’s whipped big time. Don’t let sparkles tea pouring hands fool you!”
LOL! +1000
@hey hey
I read a story recently based on facebook posts from the staff of a vintage store they visited together in la.
Their next twitard movie is about to be shown this November (the 2nd to the last one so thanks be to God at that!); so no wonder that there’s a lot of sugary-coated tales about them these days. Its a no-brainer actually.
That sounds like fanfiction, but I do think they are dating and that he probably spoils her. He seems like a spoiling type.
that sounds like a nicholas sparks plotpoint, foreshadowing a death. lol
That said, i don’t know why everyone has a hard time thinking they might be dating. There are a lot of showmances, but there are just as many set hookups.
It sounds like fan-fic, especially the part about how it physically pains her to be away from him.
Just like Bella and Edward! **eyeroll**
bet the story is made up, it’s from a tabloid.I bet he buys her pretty shiny things though, if she likes that sort of thing.
Kaiser rooting for the break up? That tells me all I need to know about Kaiser.
What a cute fanfic.
Sweet jesus. Who knows if this is true or not? Doubt it. If I had a dollar for every time a damn blog predicted or rooted for the end of this relationship well, you know. Surely, with all the crap relationships in crazy town there are better gossipy stories than these two who continually stay together despite every blog predicting the end coming soon. dude, give it up! Mocking Sparkles and KStew is played out! Jesus.
If this story turns out to be completely true, including Stewart’s alleged response to receiving such a fanfictionesque token gift, then I will forever look at a picture of the two of them and ask myself, “Which one is the pussy and which one is the douche?”
These two just seem shy. I don’t understand why people think they can judge someone they don’t know. No one here knows what Rob and Kristin’s relationship is like behind closed doors. You know as much as they are willing to give you. Which isn’t much. Imagine if your own relationship was on display…and broadcast every time you interacted together. How would you act? and what kind of show would u put on? or would you hide? it’s easier to judge someone in public and assume that is their natural light then to admit really that we all know jack about these two.
Reading these comments was totally funny. And some have there points but over all who cares who’s right and who’s wrong about how there like in real life.
There not your typical hollywood celeb’s they do there own thing they have there own style they seem really down to earth like people you can just hang out with. They remind me of me, and my friends as far as age, looks, and interest go. So if you love them or hate them it’s your opinion and your entitled to your opinion
As far as me i think it’s refreshing to see these new kind of celeb’s who are not all caught up in glamour or that are always watching what they say or do. There kind of unique in hollywood
And i’m glad they’ve made it so big i love sparkles and his beard..
This story is so fake.
I appreciate that you have taken the word out of your article, but not sure why you haven’t published my earlier comment, maybe with an apology comment of your own for those that noticed but didn’t comment? You don’t let those that you gossip about off the hook so easily…
Ever since I had to take my online foot out of its deep-throating position in my mouth etc. because I figured out these yobbos are For Real, nothing like this has surprised me or made me eye-rolly. Yes, Sparkles is boyfriendy enough to do that; and Bitlips is an intense person. She likes intense, honest, true things that can mess you up in your heart and guts. I find the story entirely plausible, up to and including her tears over their apartness and her extreme acceptance of the gift.