Surprisingly, Jennifer Aniston and her ongoing boyfriend situation only took ONE tabloid cover this week. In Touch Weekly, of course. ITW’s editor is super-worried that Justin Theroux is just too “bad” for their “good girl”. Because she’s a naïve, 15-year-old virgin who doesn’t know any better, I guess. The tabloid claims to have an interview (or just quotes) from Justin’s ex, Heidi Bivens, but from what I’m seeing, Heidi in no way talked to the tabloid. ITW gets away with it, I guess, by quoting a friend of Heidi’s who tells the tabloid what Heidi thinks. Who knows?

After a whirlwind romance and various displays of public affection, Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux appear very much in love. But their blooming relationship may not be all that it appears to be, with friends of the stars believing that Jen, 42, might have jumped in too quickly.

‘Justin will never marry her,’ a close friend told InTouch Weekly Magazine. ‘He’s not the marrying type – as you can see from the 14-year relationship he was in that didn’t end in marriage.’

But it isn’t just their career paths and ambitions that differ – they work in completely different social circles as well.

‘He is not the kind of guy to be owned.’

But more worryingly, it seems as if the idea that Justin, 40, was still very much involved with his former girlfriend when he met Jen, could have more truth to it than initially thought.

‘He totally lied to Heidi and broke her heart,’ Craig Wedren, Wanderlust composer and friend of the pair told the magazine of Justin’s ex Heidi Bivens claiming that when he ‘met and fell in love’ with Jen he was still ‘very taken.’

Heidi Bivens, the woman Justin Theroux dated for 14 years and possibly dumped for Jen, thinks their relationship won’t work.

With insiders claiming that the relationship may not last, the differences between the clean-cut actress and the bad-boy screenplay writer have already begun to show.

‘Jen is the complete opposite of Justin,’ said a friend. ‘She’s all about Malibu and shopping and trying to stay young while Justin is about being an artist.’

Justin even turned down the chance to star in Friends, the show which made Jen a millionaire and a household name, claiming that he would ‘hang himself’ if he got tied into a seven year TV contract.

‘The last place Jen would want to go in New York would be a dive bar,’ said the friend claiming that Justin, however, is a regular fixture in certain dive bars in the city. Jen meanwhile is known for her love of a swanky wine bar, and is regularly seen at LA’s plush Tower Bar in The Sunset Towers Hotel.

Theroux was also arrested for vandalism when he was 12 and Jen finds his early adolescent life of crime ‘totally foreign and a little scary.’ Plus, Theroux likes to go on “long motorcycle trips alone.”

But despite the obvious differences, Jen and Justin have been inseparable in recent months with rumours swirling of a possible pregnancy and wedding.

‘This is the guy she wants to grow old with,’ said the friend. ‘She is head over heels in love with him.’

[From The Daily Mail & Jezebel’s Midweek Madness]

I’ll say it again: I think Justin is in the game, and I think he went into this relationship with his eyes wide open, knowing what an association with Jennifer could conceivably do to his career, especially now that he’s joined CAA and will likely be fielding even more acting and writing offers. Plus, I think he actually likes Jennifer. Is it love? I don’t know. Sometimes I think she might be getting played, sometimes I think Justin is as into this as she is.

Meanwhile, the other tabloids did include stories about JustJen’s alleged wedding plans. Star Mag claims “Jennifer Aniston has reportedly asked friends to block out on their calendars for a very special party she’s having in December, and her pals see right through her vague invitation. Friends assume it’s code for a hush-hush wedding [with Justin Theroux]. Everyone knows what Jen is up to, but no one is calling her on it.” Probably because they’re too busy rolling their eyes? Because Jennifer calls and says, “OMG, you have to keep December 17th open! YOU HAVE TO. I need you there! WINK. It’s just a party, I swear. WINK. Isn’t that funny?”

Allegedly, Justin & Jen plan to marry in Hawaii, says OK! Magazine. “She wants it to be an intimate, romantic beach ceremony, as opposed to her wedding to Brad Pitt, which was this huge, splashy, almost impersonal affair.” Us Weekly says they’re already acting like an old married couple, because they sleep in and relax (I’m an old married couple with my dog). Of course, Us Weekly also claims that Justin and Angelina Jolie are separated at birth – mostly because they both have ink, they both wear gun pendant necklaces, and they both wear a lot of black and a lot of leather. OMG, Jennifer totally wishes she could homewreck Angelina Jolie. Wait, what?

Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News, Fame.