Kim Kardashian & the fug, stripper-wear, animal-print buffet: tacky hot mess?

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Last night, the Jenner-Kardashian family came out for the “launch” of the Kardashian Kollection, and to say that it was an insane buffet of tacky stripperwear in assorted animal prints would be too kind. I even had to ask CB to help me identify some of the animal prints, but we’re both at a loss for some of them. The print must be from the ever-elusive famewhore animal, who wears his spotted coat in the form of the most hideous jumpsuit you’ve ever seen. Suffice to say, I’m pretty sure that all of the Kardash-Jenner ladies were wearing their own designs. Sad.

I’m tempted to just begin and END with Kim, because I don’t even want to start with the other ladies, but seriously, they all look bad. I mean, Kris Jenner looked terrible in an ill-fitting leopard-print dress, Kourtney just looks like awful these days, and Khloe… well, Khloe just looked budget – but I think her face and hair were the best out of the bunch. And I guess Kylie and Kendell Jenner looked okay too, although there’s some Ali Lohan happening with those girls, and it’s sad.

As for Kim… her jacked face doesn’t look quite so jarring when her hair is down and loose, thank God. But Kim’s outfit was by far the worst. I’m referring to her outfit as a jumpsuit, but the animal print is plaguing me. I think it’s more jaguar-print than leopard-print. Ugh. I once confessed to CB that I wasn’t opposed to the odd-animal print, in home décor or fashion, but I think this Kardashian Karpet was just a famewhore too far for me. Why do they all look like strippers who just managed to find the easiest, tackiest things to use as cover-ups?

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  1. Liz says:

    These people are so cheap. What ever happened to real Hollywood celebrities – like Harlow…?

  2. bagladey says:

    Well ALL of the Kardashians managed to look downright awful on the same night.

  3. brin says:

    Kudos, Kardashians….your Kollection is Krap!

  4. sarahtyler says:

    Perhaps Kim is wearing an ocelot print romper?

  5. the original bellaluna says:

    Wow. They all look like shit. And cheap shit at that.

  6. tiki says:

    either the parted lips in every photo is kim’s signature look or she’s a mouth-breather. either way, please stop.

  7. lucy2 says:

    Look at all those size 2s parading around! (yeah right)

  8. Roma says:

    Oh mama Kardashian. That is just… really, really awful.

  9. jesikabelcher says:

    Does anyone know how Kim is treating her leg condition?

  10. Cherry Rose says:

    Blech.

  11. NeNe says:

    Nothing but PURE TRASH. I thought that Kim the hefer, was supposed to lose weight for her weddding. What happened?

  12. Tierra says:

    Those have to be the least flattering outfits for ppl with large bottoms.
    Not sure if its the pics or the outfits but both Kim and Kris look really large in the romp in them.

  13. kittywithawhip says:

    At least Kylie and the other Kendall look cute and modern, but I guess that won’t last too much longer, since they’ve hit puberty. ugh.

  14. Sam says:

    Kim K looks huge to me! Brides usually go on a diet before the big day!

  15. Sarah says:

    This family is ghastly

  16. Luise says:

    These people are the most arrogant and nastiest cretins I have ever seen. I wish they would just go away.

  17. LIVEALOT says:

    THE ONLY THING CUTE IS THEIR LOGO

  18. gee says:

    So now we know the Kollection is not flattering.

  19. Sigh. says:

    Something nice. Something nice…
    Wasn’t Lamar’s daughter just a pretty little piece of work a few days/weeks ago?

    OH! Something nice about THEM…
    The one in the ill-fitting, slouchy solid black number didn’t make me LOL as much as the others.

    There. My good deed for the day. No, for the week. Whew!

  20. fabchick says:

    Those outfits are horrible.

  21. hottathanholywatta says:

    wow I thought these people could at least afford a stylist, ugh no wonder their tacky, cheap, zeller knock-offs are being peddled by sears, seriously who else would endorse that crap???

  22. Lizzard says:

    Ummm, you know it’s a sad day in the land of Kardashian when Khloe is the best looking of the bunch. Yes her dress as well as all of the other outfits are budget, but she managed to be the prettiest there… BRAVO KHLOE!!!

    Kim looks HUGE!!!! Seriously that outfit is horrid and her ass looks like it’s 10x bigger… Whatever site I read yesterday claiming it seems she’s lost weight has lost their shit because she looks like a sausage!

    Also, it should be a crime for children/ little girls to be parading around looking twice their age or older. Neither of the younger girls look age apprortiate whatsoever.

  23. dorothy says:

    So unflattering. Just horrid. Just goes to show you that even starlets shop at K-Mart.

  24. whybenice says:

    This proves yet again the only reason to shop at Sears is for Craftsman tools.

  25. Kloops says:

    They look hilarious! Raaaaaooorrr!

  26. maggie says:

    All their designs look cheap and the fabric, ugh. I hope nobody buys this crap.

  27. andrea says:

    OMG!!!!!!!! That mother! I am at a loss for words….
    Is she trying to age backwards or something? I am just floored by how bad that looks….lady you are not 21 anymore!

  28. Deven says:

    What cheap schlock, and the clothes are horrible too! I still can’t tell these hooter-babes apart.

  29. palermo says:

    When will Pimp Mama Kris stop trying to dress like she’s 20, it just makes her look older.

  30. Jackson says:

    I look at these pictures and can only point, laugh, and reiterate that money cannot buy style, class, or beauty. What a joke that anyone looks up to this collective heap of garbage.

  31. TG says:

    I know I am in the minority here, but I like Kourtney’s outfit and the older Jenner girls outift is kind of cute for a 15 year old at least the sleeves are. I agree Kim looks terrible and so does her mom and Khloe. In general this family is all kinds of tacky though. Kim and her marriage has desperation written all over it. Their mom will stop at nothing to make a penny.

  32. Original Tiffany says:

    Khole looks the best, but man oh man. Kim and her mom! They look like they are both going to hook right after the photo op. Who shops for clothes at Sears? Anyone? Yeah, I thought not.

    Maybe Kim will break her neck kissing her bag of rocks and then we will be rid of her and her giant fake ass.

  33. ladybert62 says:

    My oh my – let the migraine begin!

    I was ok until I saw Kat-Face sticking her butt out and admiring it herself and then when I hit Mamma-Kat, I almost threw up.

  34. Nanea says:

    How pathetik they all look.

    Are those kostumes or klothes that they are wearing?

    I seriously wrote whoring but then I read it again before hitting the button

    Kan the KardJenns only afford one bottle of nail polish among them?

  35. Usedtoitall says:

    Why is kourtney dressed so conservative but the rest are dressed cheap? What is going on? Why does Kim always posed with her mouth open? Seriously

  36. Quest says:

    Fashion line my ass…stupid looking, tacky outfits. I feel an animal print migrane coming on.

  37. 4Real says:

    This “collection” should be located in the hardware dpt next to the trash cans and camping gear. Just hideous!

  38. AB says:

    whatsup with mama Kris’s legs? are those bruises? and Kim, just NO with that baked, overdone face (she was once beautiful) and unflattering outfit.

  39. itstrue says:

    Kim needs to quit trying to make the jump suit happen. I’ve seen her in several and it is possibly the least flattering thing she could put on her body.

  40. Firecracker says:

    Whywhywhy do their outfits always have to match or coordinate?? Every time there’s a big family pic, their clothes always match. It’s just so revolting.

  41. Blu says:

    Huge ” krap kollection” by the huge asses of the kartrashians…

  42. serena says:

    Oh well I like Khloe’s dress and all, she looks fine even if I’m not an animal print fan. I like as well Kourtney dress but her face is looking horrible…what’s happening to her seriously??

    As for Kim and her mother…the ugliness tourned me speechless.

  43. Happy21 says:

    LMFAO! I love the posts about this. Couldn’t say any of it better myself. I don’t give a crap about body size or ass size at all but Kim is wearing a horrible outfit for her body type and I agree with the person saying she needs to stop trying to make jumpsuits happen! I think she wants to have credit for starting a fad. I think that people should be able to be who they are without worrying about what people say about their body but come on – no matter your size you should always dress for what is flattering for YOU. Unless you are unhealthily skinny which is what I think is starting to happen to Kourtney. He looks stiff and skinny and always has this huge fake smile plastered on her face these days.

  44. anne says:

    That is the most unflattering thing I have ever seen that bubble butt wear. And Momma – you just look fat – extremely unflattering to you all.

  45. the original bellaluna says:

    bee – They’re trying to prove that no matter what size you are in reality, you too can be a size 2 (or 4) in H-Weird. (You just have to pay somebody to remove the actual size tag and replace it with a “Size 2 or 4” tag.)

  46. sluggo says:

    In that klose-up of the Kardashian krap that Kim’s wearing, she seriously looks like she’s at Kurl Up ‘n Dye, getting her hair did. Why is it that all these klothes look like smocks at a cheap hair salon? (And Mom K looks like she works there.) The black and white non-animal print in #4 is kind of kute, though. Which it should be, since it’s a black/white copy of dresses we’ve been seeing all over the place.

    And I’m guessing Kim’s mouth-breather routine isn’t just because she thinks it’s blow-job sexy. Could be she can’t breathe out of her nose any more. Doesn’t that happen sometimes when you’ve had too much work done? Maybe it’s so pinched she can’t get any air through her nostrils.

  47. Annie says:

    Kim and Mama Pimp look like stuffed sausages oh my! I’m embarrased to admit that I actually like what the other 4 girls have on.

  48. Kathy says:

    Who will ever buy any of this crap???

  49. Judy says:

    I think the Mom is the trashiest one of all. Bruce Jenner is WAY TOO GOOD FOR HER. Act your age, Kris…you are THEIR MOTHER, not their SISTER. Kris looks totally frumpy, and what in the hell is Kim wearing…OMG!!!

  50. mims says:

    I dont and wot “Shop” for clothes at SEARS, but my God, that sh*t is hideous!! Khloe and the 2 small girls look fine but the other three look ridiculous, and the mom is the worst!!! What the hell didshe do to her face?

  51. *bRaZiLiAn* says:

    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! THESE WOMEN ARE RIDICULOUS!

  52. mary simon says:

    Kim’s cat suit goes well with her jacked cat-face. She’s going to look like the wildenstien cat lady by the time she is 40. Khloe is scary and one in the middle is kind of cute.

  53. cmc says:

    I don’t think Kendall and Kylie’s dresses are *that* bad (especially compared to the rest of them!), so there… something nice 🙂

  54. the original bellaluna says:

    The only things I’ve ever bought at Sears were tires, blanket sleepers (they used to have the thickest, most durable, most comfortable blanket sleepers EVER!), and toddler/little boys clothes.

    Sears had this great little policy: if your kid WORE OUT the clothes before he/she GREW OUT of the clothes, they replaced the clothes (same size) for free! Hmmm…wonder if that’s still in place?

  55. Denise says:

    Jesikabelcher; Apparently she is using calamine lotion and something that is put in bathwater.

  56. buckley says:

    I’m quite sure that not even big cats want to be associated with this Klan.
    Yea, trashbags, the leopards called and want their outfits back.

  57. 4Real says:

    For some crazy reason my cat keeps hissing at the screen…so odd.

  58. VeneficA Delirium says:

    Her lips are so ugly. They look just like Roger Ebert’s after he had that tumor.

    That outfit does a fine job at spotting all of her problem areas. Normally, I’m sensitive to commenting on weight but because for whatever reason the media and fanboys turn a blind eye to her doughy physique, she’s just dumpy and her ass was never nice. Part of me thinks it’s too unattractive that someone would actually pay for it to look like that, but then again, look at her face.

    She gets to believe she looks good, and the rest of us get to laugh at her. She must be on that same “all carb diet” for her wedding day that Regina George from Mean Girls was on.

    And she’s the “hot” Kardashian? Both of her sisters are prettier.

  59. Aurelia says:

    Khloe always looks the best. Love her shoes and kourtneys. Kim looks like a florida retiree. Old slapper.

  60. corey says:

    I think Kaiser hit the nail on the head with the comment about Kim’s face in relation to her hair, those up do’s do absolutely nothing for her, up DON’T Kim, up DON’T. I hate all talentless famewhores like the Kardashians and can’t believe I’m actually saying this(sigh), but I LOVE Kim and Kourtney’s outfits(!!!) and think they look adorable!

  61. palermo says:

    To the person who said they liked Kourtney’s outfit, I read elsewhere that it is NOT from their Sears collection. So that explains it LOL

  62. Kim says:

    1 fugly family.

  63. Skinnybetch says:

    Ugh, I’m never reading this website again. Sears and the Kardashians? I have to draw the line somewhere.

  64. Lucy says:

    She couldn’t cover that ass with 10 size 2’s…

  65. Miranda says:

    What is wrong with this family!?! It’s as if they had some kind of disability where they can’t see how ridiculous they are and behave. It blows my mind how stomach turning they are and yet people still watch them. And, why will her wedding be televised? Please God, I hope no one watches and she’s a laughing stock. Then maybe they’ll go away.

  66. lexirei says:

    Yeah, I always wondered when she’s going to break her neck for kissing her Sling Blade….ooops future husband. They look so odd together.

  67. Anoni Mus says:

    Kim has the mouth of a goldfish puckering up for air.

    These people are making such fools of themselves, and laughing all the way to the bank. Disgusting and disgraceful.

  68. Jonathan says:

    Beyond hideous — but I have to give props to the old lady for selling this crap to Sear’s. Of course, their pathetic, little tweenie followers will purchase this crap and it will fall apart after one washing. This is the Kardashian way — they promote a disposable lifestyle!

  69. RuddyZooKeeper says:

    What is Kim’s jumpsuit doing to her crotch? The whole pattern and cut of the fabric are screaming, “Look at me!”

  70. geekychic says:

    i find animal print tacky in every way, shape or form. i’d rather die than use it in home-decorating!!!
    oh, and the Trashians? khloe is the only one i can stand, but not for long periods of time.
    kim is just awful.

  71. Victoria says:

    Hmmmm Dallas or Dynasty… um so where’s the shoulder pads?.. Hmmm..

  72. Usedtoitall says:

    She used to be beautiful but she looks like plastic surg. has ruin all that.. CATFACE.. reality..folks.

  73. Elizabeth says:

    The whole family looks dreadful. The two youngest look more bearable. Seriously, the whole thing has a “jumped the shark” look about it. I.e. they are selling tacky, ugly clothes at a department store.

    And Kris, I hate to say it with her daughter’s wedding coming up but she looks ….. heavy. As in, try to find something “loose” to wear to the wedding, dear, and don’t squeeze yourself into another sleezy looking, too small outfit like you’re wearing here.

  74. Alicia says:

    The whole family looks like a Zoo the two youngest know how to dress at least!