I find it surprising that Christina Aguilera is still with her jumpoff lover/enabler Matt Rutler. He was the production assistant that she met on Burlesque, presumably had an affair with, and then became her official boyfriend once she split from her now ex-husband. They even got arrested together! I thought Matt would get dumped after that, but Christina has kept him around. She must like the way he pours. And she must like his moves, because let’s face it, Christina is not one of those divas who doesn’t need to have drunken, crazy sex. She totally needs it. Poor Matt Rutler. Anyway, Star Magazine has a story this week about how Matt and Christina are planning on getting “secretly married”:
“The ink is barely dry on her four-month-old divorce, but Christina Aguilera is already planning to secretly marry her boyfriend, production assistant Matt Rutler,” begins a piece from the latest issue of Star magazine.
A so-called “friend” of the singer reveals, “Christina is telling us that she’d love to marry Matt. She’s absolutely consumed with him and can’t stand to be apart for even a minute.”
“She began talking about marriage within months of splitting with [ex-husband] Jordan [Bratman],” notes the alleged “source.”
The mag also says Aguilera and Rutler’s wedding will be “hush-hush and low key – the exact opposite of the million-dollar extravaganza she put on for her first wedding in 2005.”
However, this may be a bad move because some suspect that Rutler is shopping 109 scandalous photos of Xtina to various media outlets. (Actually they’re mostly silly bachelorette party photos of Christina mimicking sex acts on lollipops.) Star has seen all the pics and wonders, “Who’s selling Xtina’s saucy photos?”
[From Jezebel and Gossip Cop]
Unfortunately for lovers of seeing brides in clown makeup, a “source close to Aguilera” told Gossip Cop, “The story is entirely false… the couple is happy, neither has plans to marry.” So, it’s a battle of the unnamed sources, because Gossip Cop didn’t even get a denial from Christina’s rep, which makes me suspicious. However, I don’t think Christina is going to end up marrying Matt… yet. She just got out of her first marriage, I can’t see her jumping into another one right away. All of that time planning a wedding could be used for getting hammered.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
I kind of like that everyone on the cover of Star is fat for a change.
What does he do now? He’s like the young things that have a small career and give it up and travel with their older rich celeb. I hate a guy that’s not driven.
I generally try not to snark on womens’ bodies, but Jessica Simpson’s dress on that cover is not doing her any favours. Yikes.
Who’s the baby, Kris Humphries? lol.
HAHAHAHA@upupupandaway! That made my day!
@upupandaway
Wow…you think those women are fat? Yeah, they’re big for Hollywood, but they’re not actually fat. None of them.
@brin, Love it!
Xtina looks so incredibly bad and tacky. Giving LL a run for her money. How many makeup removing wipes you think it takes for her to get that inch of pancake and Ronald McDonald lips off. Or you think she just sleeps in that shit after she gets wasted? Imagine the pillowcases!
Hadn’t seen his mug in months. I thought she’d dumped him. She will dump him. That’s inevitable.
Christina seems to pick guys that know how to keep their mouth shut and not looking to make establish ‘careers’ off the names of their significant others. Bratman and this dude. That is my good deed for the day, now I can get back to the snarky bitch that I am ;).
I actually really like that white and silver dress Christina is wearing on the cover… is something wrong with me? Of course her makeup is still ridiculous, but I think it’s the best she has looked in a while.
Good lord Christina get some help already!
Her drunkass will do/say anything to get on a magazine cover and have free flowing wine and champagne won’t she?
@MK
Haha, I like it too. It’s one of the few things I’ve ever seen her in that I liked. She needs to lay off the bronzer and lipstick though. Even just a bit would make a difference.
nothing would surprise me at this moment w/cracked out and pompous celebs.
I remember when I was a really young teen and I used to really like and idolize her and the comparisons to her and Britney Spears were without grounds cause this one is actually talented….simpler times.
And also – -TOO MUCH MAKEUP. STILL.
Christina was a great singer but Britney was an amazing entertainer, one without comparison. That said, I can’t stand the sight of Christina. She has this endless victim complex and she’s over 30 years old. Sorry your home life sucked when you were a kid, but that doesn’t excuse you being a alcoholic, immature, non-present mess of a mother. She is photographed with this man-child she cheated on her husband with nonstop and *never* with her son, unless she is staging something because the bad press is out of control. She is rude, nasty and entitled, with no clue of how little she is thought of at this point. Extra weight is fine, she’s not that bad, but the yarn-weave and loads of makeup are just ridiculous and look horrible. You can see where her priorities lie. She should be on her knees thanking God for her ex-husband, who truly loved her and supported her and is essentially a single parent- and a great one- to their son.
Bozo called he wants his makeup kit back!!!
I don’t understand why she cakes the makeup on. It’s like she’s trying to hide her latin roots. She needs to go au naturale.
Wait, didn’t Crusty Hag divorce from her LAST husband because she “needed more spontaneity in her life”? You don’t string someone along who’s expecting a lifelong commitment, if you know it’s not going to last because you get bored with marriage.
Yeah, this isn’t a publicity stunt.
Also, LOL at how bad she looks now. I used to be so jealous of her, but now she’s totally channeling Elphaba or Baby Jane. How the mighty have fallen!
Christina has packed on some weight…it’s easy to do…not so easy to do the opposite. One thing that bothered me during the first season of The Voice, was her seemingly neverendng
sexual inuendos aimed at contestants…and Adam Levine at times, well, I might have tossed a couple at Adam myself…BUT it seemed inappropriate to me…does anybody else agree or notice? AND…it seems like she doesn’t think she’s gained weight, based on the clothes she wears…maybe she has a vision problem??
Does anyone remember Hatchetface from the movie “Crybaby”?
Just sayin’
Christina, girl, just say “No” and step away from the leggings, i’m begging you!
i think christina looks great and yeah her make up dosent look perfect but at least she looks better then most of you clowns comenting.So before you coment take a look in the miror and think about how shitty you look cause all thoose crappy coments are from people who are just jelous of christina, kim, and jessica!