Enquirer: Stacy Keibler is only bangin’ George Clooney to get to Brad Pitt

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Stacy Keibler is back in LA, and I think Clooney is around town too, although there haven’t been many recent photos of him. Stacy, on the other hand, has been getting pap’d with more frequency. She really wants this, I think. Maybe she’s kind of meh on Clooney in particular, but she definitely wants to be seen as the kind of woman that Clooney would date, and she’s hoping to get some work out of it too. Maybe Clooney will pull some more strings and get Stacy a gig on Leverage too (haha). Anyway, The Enquirer has a funny/dumb story about how Stacy is only using Clooney to get to his BFF Brad Pitt. Dumb girl.

George Clooney‘s girlfriend has the hots for Brad Pitt! Former wrestler and Dancing with the Stars contestant Stacy Keibler fancies the actor’s longtime BFF, who raises six kids with partner Angelina Jolie.

“George is gorgeous, but I think Stacy thinks Brad is even better,” a source said. “She’s even day­dreamed on Twitter, posting: ‘Brad Pitt wouldn’t be bad to look at every day!’”

Stacy is best known for her gorgeous legs, and she desperately wants to be a big star, but her career has been at a standstill since her 2006 appearance on DWTS.

“She thinks her next career move should be getting an acting gig in an A-list movie. So she was quick to answer a call from old pal George Clooney when he broke up with his long-term girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis early in the summer.”

Stacy flew out to George’s Lake Como villa in mid-July, and then Stacy and Clooney jetted off to London before finally returning to LA.

“Stacy likes George, but friends won­der if she’s just hang­ing with him to get to meet his buddy Brad Pitt,” divulged the source. “She’s always daydreamed about Brad and has joked to friends, ‘Brad and Angelina won’t last forever. One day I’ll get my shot with Brad.’ She’s even made it known she’d like to meet him.”

[From The National Enquirer, print and online editions]

Yeah, I think she just has a crush on Brad, right? It would be like… say, when Michael Fassbender and I are dating, and you guys start selling your stories about my Gerard Butler crush to the press. Stories will come out, “Kaiser is only hitting the Irish dong to get to the Scottish dong.” Which isn’t true! You can have a crush on someone and it doesn’t mean you are just using your current dong as stop-gap dong.

Plus, once I get near the Fassdong, I’m tattooing my name on it. I’ll chain that Irishman up if I have to. I love The Butler and everything, but Jesus, it’s Fassbender.

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  1. serena says:

    Angelina would cut a bitch if that happenend. lol
    Such a dumb insignificant girl.

  2. Rita says:

    I really enjoy her mint cream cookies. Maybe George and Brad would like to share a box.

  3. brin says:

    How did a story about Clooney & Pitt end up being about Fassbender & Butler?

    Since we are indulging your fantasies, Kaiser, how about a letter from the desk of Clive Owen?

  4. Well,at least the girl has a plan.

  5. ds says:

    Kaiser, this is offtopic, but Fass was at Sarajevo film fest and there are some funny photos of him singing karaoke and posing on his bike. Can send them to you once i get back from vacation. Wanna? Btw…had few interesting lines about the kravitz kid you might like.

  6. Goofpuff says:

    She’s got amazing legs.

  7. *bRaZiLiAn* says:

    SURE SHE IS! PPL BELIEVE EVERYTHING THEY HEAR…ITS NO WONDER AMERICA IS WHERE IT IS NOW!

  8. Maritza says:

    So I guess after that article Clooney is out of the picture too.

  9. mln76 says:

    It’s like an SAT question Clooney is to Pitt what Fassbender is to Butler LMAO…..

  10. Feebee says:

    ha ha ha ha, yeah cos Brad Pitt’s so available. what a laughably made up story.

  11. Rita says:

    “Stop-gap dong”? Can you say that on the internet?

  12. Sloane Wyatt says:

    Please. George Clooney is today’s Rock Hudson.

  13. Firecracker says:

    I just saw George in The American, and I have to say he was hot! I’ve been kinda whatever about him lately but now he’s back on my hottie list.

    I wish this Stacey person would just go away.

  14. Katherine says:

    Who could blame her? And if she gets to stay at fabulous accommodations on Lake Como in the process, well more power to her. LOL!

  15. C.Lynn says:

    Clooney is at his place in Como, Italy. He’s been there for a few days, I think. He’s been seen boating and dining out with friends. Stacy is still in LA. He didn’t bring her.

  16. Joanna says:

    A girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do! wink, wink

  17. Megs says:

    Meh, who cares. It’s not like Brad hasn’t cheated in the past. I can’t say I would be surprised to read if he cheats again in the future.

  18. J says:

    Brad Pitt makes me wet …..until reality sinks in and you think about Angie and the 6 children . I’ve seen both of them in person . I love Brad’s vibe . He seems like a cool person . I also think that he’s handsome too ! I doubt she’ll hang on to GC . Maybe old Brad will stop by her house for some Keibler cookies when George dumps her . Lmao . As if any of this even matters . GO FOR IT STACY !

  19. Susan O. says:

    Magnificent legs!

  20. Praise St. Angie! says:

    “Stop-gap dong”

    LMAO! It’s things like that that keep me coming back to this site.

    Bravo.

  21. Laura says:

    Who wouldn’t?

  22. Cherry Rose says:

    This girl is really trying hard to become Clooney’s next girlfriend. She seems even more famewhorish than the others.

  23. taxi says:

    She has great legs & a standard generic plastic-surgified nose. Don’t think she’ll be long-term with GC & why would Daddy Pitt give 2 hoots?

  24. The Original Ashley says:

    Eh I don’t think, er I hope she’s not that stupid. Doesn’t guy code usually dictate you don’t go after your bro’s ex? And Stacy’s not hot enough for Clooney and Pitt to go all awkward over.

    Plus Pitt’s with Angelina until she dumps his ass. He’s not going anywhere.

  25. danielle says:

    not believing this story, its a bit silly…

  26. BrandyMc says:

    Honestly, who wants Brad Pitt anymore. He has a total ew factor now.

  27. 4Real says:

    Honestly, I HATE THOSE SHORTS WITH A PASSION!

  28. Kaiser says:

    ds – I welcome any and all Fassbender tips (and shafts), photos, gossip, whatever you’ve got. Bring it on!

    My email:
    kaiser@celebitchy.com

  29. sandy#1 says:

    i believe it, who wouldn’t?

  30. Chris says:

    The best thing she could do for her career is dump George before he dumps her. Then she’d be known as the woman who dumped Cloons.

  31. palermo says:

    When will George get tired of all these beards and just admit who he is. What a farce in 2011.

  32. Cheyenne says:

    Stacy who?

  33. Camille says:

    Good grief 🙄

  34. mimi says:

    re: “Please. George Clooney is today’s Rock Hudson.”

    I thought Matt Damon is today’s Rock Husdon.

  35. Cinderella says:

    Agreed, Palermo. With every passing girlfriend, it becomes more obvious.

  36. LucyOriginal says:

    @ cherry rose: “This girl is really trying hard to become Clooney’s next girlfriend. She seems even more famewhorish than the others.” Couldn’t agree more!

  37. observer says:

    Keibler isn’t doing anything with George. This entire bogus story started with a press release that Keibler’s publicist sent to Life & Style. There are no photos of George with Keibler, because he hasn’t been seeing her. They haven’t even been in the same cities at the same time. This is all just a p.r. stunt by Keibler’s publicist. I smell a famewhore.

  38. Lucy says:

    @BrandyMc…..I DO…I DO!!!!

  39. april says:

    Last week’s People magazine had an article on these two.

  40. Birdy says:

    Clooney has been back in Italy for the past week.

  41. Deltona lakes says:

    This stupid story came from an interview she did 5 years ago that some entertainment show just aired recently. She talk about how sexy brad Pitt is and how she would love to work with him

  42. Thea says:

    Angelina would cut this chick in half a second if she even breathed near Brad. And she has a better chance at banging Elisabetta than George Clooney. Can you say beard?

  43. Eve says:

    Stacy Keibler is bangin’ George Clooney just to get to Brad Pitt.

    Meanwhile, I’d be bangin’ Brad Pitt just to get to The Jolie.

    Stop-gag dong.

    LMAO!

  44. Addie says:

    If true…

    Has this girl forgotten the small little factor called ANGIE & 6 KIDS.

    Brad know he struck a gold mine with Angie and the kids.
    He won’t mess it up.

  45. Exoticarr says:

    Brad was a cheater in the past, yes. Cheat on Jolie for this horse-looking chick? no effin way i don;t think so. At least he upgraded from Jen to Jolie

  46. cindigirl says:

    In the first pic she looks soooooooo much like Sarah Larson. If she had darker hair she could be her. IMO

  47. Aqua says:

    I wish George would take me to Italy with him. I don’t have a twitter account and I promise to leave my bags packed and ready by the front door for when the time comes he decides to snap his finger and yells NEXT…..