That server migration is turning out to be a royal, confusing pain in the ass. I was focusing on that and didn’t have much time left for the gossip today. Here are today’s links. Tomorrow I’ll just focus on the gossip and get the damn server sorted out later.

– Lindsay Lohan made out with Stavros Niarchos at a club, which means Harry probably did dump her [The Dark Hat]
– Scarlet Johansson wants to bring Hammer pants back [Mollygood]
– It’s really funny to watch the Jackass 2 crew sublimate their urge to screw each other [Pajiba]
– Winona Ryder believes dead family members guide her career [ICYDK]
– Is celebrity stylist Rachel Zoe really a glorified drug dealer? [The Trixie]
– Jessica Simpson’s Allure spread makes her look even more vacant than usual [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Why is Jessica Simpson making that face? [Gabsmash]
– No one wanted to pay $25g to hang out with Paula Abdul when they can just volunteer at the local old folks home to get a taste of crazy [Haute Gossip]
– Fergie can’t remember if she’s had a meth-fueled orgie or not [yeeeah]
– First Jared Leto makes fun of bloggers, then he dresses like a complete idiot psuedo-revolutionary and justs asks for us to rip him a new one [Best Week Ever]
– Paris Hilton at Oktoberfest [Hot Momma Drama]
– When celebrities were young and carefree [CityRag]
– Orlando Bloom wanted his co-star in “Haven,” Zoe Saldana to take her tongue out of his mouth [Socialite’s Life]
– Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes at yet another sporting event [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Do Madonna and Guy want to adopt African twins? [Glitterati]
– The Bastardly has a lady of the day again. Go make fun of her [Bastardly]
– Christopher Walken in drag [Agent Bedhead]
– Candids of the Beckham Family [