Princess Charlene in black strapless in Monte Carlo: lovely or druggy?

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Prince Albert and Princess Charlene made another public appearance in Monte Carlo this weekend, this time for the 100th anniversary of the Monte Carlo Golf Club. Is Monte Carlo big enough, acreage-wise, to have a golf club? Charlene wore this simple black strapless dress and black shoes, and I can’t find the designer ID on either. I do like her in black – she can pull it off without looking like “The Widow Grimaldi” OR like she’s some washed-out goth chick. She just looks simple and chic. So… she’s got that, at least. I tend to think Charlene is still learning about fashion, but unlike some women in similar positions, Charlene began her princess-hood with a good eye for design and tailoring and what looks great on her figure.

Is it just me or does Charlene look thinner, though? I think she’s lost weight since the wedding and honeymoon. Come on, Charlene! The weight loss is giving her a drawn look… or maybe it’s the drugs? Or the brainwashing? Whatever it is, Charlene is giving Albert a look like, “Wait, what happened? I was about to leave you and then… something happened. Why can’t I remember the last month?” Poor girl. You think she’s even trying to produce an heir so she can get the hell out, or can she not even stand to be touched by him?

By the way, I still haven’t heard anything about: 1) the lawsuit against that French newspaper or 2) the paternity suit.

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  1. brin says:

    She looks like she’s trying to find the nearest exit.

  2. lisa says:

    She is very pretty.. Simple elegance.

    I thought the were getting married again when I saw the picture.

  3. Rita says:

    Her constant expression of, “Would someone please beat me with a sock full of quarters or a big bag of oranges?” is just strange.

  4. Abby says:

    Drugged. Look at those dead eyes. Totally drugged.

  5. e.non says:

    ugh, that side-eye he’s giving her in the 3rd picture — i bet he’s one condescending bitch. not to mention pig. she’s gonna spiral downward into drugs and/or booze haze if she remains in that family. just like her sisters-in-law.

  6. Megan says:

    I wonder if they’ve even consummated their marriage… it is so horribly arranged. She looks like she wants to die all the time.

  7. irene says:

    Why is she ALWAYS holding flowers is what I would like to know 😐
    & yes monaco has a golf club ,I’ve seen it 🙂

  8. the original bellaluna says:

    Kaiser – Prince Pigbert fathered his third child, an infant, with the same stewardess as kiddo number two. It was contained within the quoted story on the “Princess Charlene Lays Down the Law: No More Contact with Baby Mamas” thread. Apparently, I was the only who caught it, as I was the only one to comment on that specific quote. (I’ll go back and get the quote after this comment.)

    irene – She’s a “royal.” I’m sure people are always giving her things like flowers and little tokens. Remember Princess Diana? (Also, in the previous Princess in a Pretty Dress thread, there is a little girl in a red bathing suit courtsey-ing to Charlene, and it appears she’s the one who handed her the flowers in that pic.)

  9. OriginalGracie says:

    @ e.non: my thoughts exactly.

  10. the original bellaluna says:

    Kaiser, this is the quote from said story: “Under his new strict instructions, the famously wayward 53-year-old will not be allowed to contact Nicole Coste, the Togo air hostess who fathered Albert’s third lovechild during his engagement to Charlene.”

    Now, no one else glommed in on that part of the article, as far as I know. But what that said to me at the time, was that I was 100% correct when I suspected that the results were already in hand at the time of the wedding and/or honeymoon. They simply chose not to reveal them “officially” until after said wedding and BOTH honeymoons.

    Or they chose not to release them to the public at all. It seems to me they were “uncovered” by The Mail and published in their story.

    And I think Charlene looks lovely, if not a bit glassy-eyed.

  11. Stoned says:

    What kind of drugs is she on? She always looks so stoned out. I’m sure he’s paid off the baby mamas to keep quiet unti she pops an heir.

    You see they can’t stand to be near each other. I wish they would just admit this was a business deal- she wanted money and a tiara- and I needed an heir- but it all went arry.

    Enough already with trying to convince people this is any kind of real relationship. Waste of time.

  12. neff says:

    I think that she looks lovely and only slightly terrified. I, however, must be completely drugged to even glance at that barebacking creepster standing next to her.

  13. Hautie says:

    I notice that Albert does not wear a wedding ring. Not surprised.

    Charlene looks lovely. I like the dress and shoes.

    Yet, I am not remotely surprise. At all. That one of his previous jump-off’s, whom he would not marry, decided to get pregnant. Just to screw with Charlene. The one that was “good enough” to marry.

    If I was the new wife. I would run her ass off too. He can have all the contact he wants with the baby. But that woman would be banned from ever getting in my house.

  14. Charlotte says:

    I just can’t trust a man who wears white shoes.

  15. Gina says:

    Just looking at her makes me depressed. No little girl would ever want to end up like her.

    Good message to young gold diggers everywhere- its not always worth it- event with all the money, best plastic surgery, cars, jewels. Look what your end result could be.

    You never want to end up like Princess Charlene.

  16. Anyone home? says:

    Dress is nice but what’s up with Charlene’s never ending vacant look and dead eyes? Like she’s not even present. Totally lifeless. Same as her wedding day. Very strange.

  17. M.K. says:

    @ Megan
    They’ve been together for five years or more and my understanding is that she went after him so it seems logical that the sex part has been worked out.

  18. Lady D says:

    Irene I was wondering the same thing. Maybe it’s a law in Monaco that you can’t be seen in public without a bouquet.

  19. Diane says:

    Poor, poor woman. So-not-Duchess Kate.

  20. Lady D says:

    Okay, I just read Original B’s response to Irene. I feel kinda dumb now. I’m just going to go sit at the bar in the pool and enjoy what is promising to be a super-hot day, Yes! summer is here.

  21. the original bellaluna says:

    Lady D – You’re not dumb. And it IS already warm here, so join me at the bar. (It’s Sunday, right? So it’s socially acceptable to be drinking at 9:15 in the morning!) 😉

  22. Reseacher says:

    Its well documented in European Magazines that Charlene has been on Prince Albert’s payroll for 5-6 years as an “official companion” It beleive its a German magazine that quotes store owners in Monaco who say she was getting $40,000 per month to be his “companion” He needed a white, blonde, blue eyed woman who would show up at his side for public events and photo ops and she would understand and accept that he can do whatever he wants with other women. He needed to show he was settling down.

    She is bought and paid for and now regrets it- but she cannot do anything about it because they have to much on her. She took the money now she has to play the part until she produces a legitimate kid.

    My guess the depressed, vacant look is drugs that help her get through this.

    I know she is no innocent victim in this- she went after this job hard. But I still can’t help but feel very sorry for her. She looks ready to cry all the time. Its such a sad story and I don’t see it ending well for anyone involved.

  23. John Wayne Lives says:

    “Lovely or druggy?” Lol

  24. Katie says:

    Diane I was thinking the same thing. Dutchess Kate is so happy. Her prince and love story is a real fairytale. Victoria & Daniel of Sweden too. So happy and now expecting a baby.

    But poor Charlene is so unhappy and sad. A nightmare not a fairytale. Such a shame. But Monaco is so shady and isn’t there a curse on Albert’s family? So it does make sense I guess

  25. Ell says:

    She’s pretty but always looks so vacant. I don’t get this situation, she’s a grown woman, maybe she wanted to be a princess so badly she was willing to give up her freedom and marry a creepy man.

  26. DSK-not says:

    did anyone notice her dark roots? Me thinks she is preggers already!

  27. Lady D says:

    Curse? What’s this about a curse? Please, more info Katie.

  28. gab says:

    She’s a real mouth-breather. He gives out such a creepy vibe I can feel it. Sure hope these two don’t spawn!

  29. the original bellaluna says:

    Here’s a link, Lady D:

    http://abcnews.go.com/International/story?id=668475&page=1

    I’ll let you form your own conclusions.

  30. dd says:

    wow!she looks amazing here,abselutly love it.
    she is so pretty,
    looking a bit like olivia palermo and charliz theron.

  31. bettyrose says:

    She is stunning. I can’t believe there are no non-royal jet-setting billionaires willing to air lift her out of there (and/or pay down whatever debt she owes the royals).

  32. the original bellaluna says:

    Katie, it seems like Charlene’s got the “other side of the mirror” or “alternate universe” version of the fairy tale.

  33. Cirque28 says:

    The color black is really flattering on Charlene. It also suits her “in mourning for my lost innocence, not to mention freedom” demeanor.

  34. nesrin savaş says:

    Princess Charlene Wittstock Grimaldi seems happy pretty and comfortable now.

    I liked the simple black strapless dress on her. Very nice. Hair and make-up as well.

    Albert must wear the wedding ring. That’s not nice!

    Anyway: Happy life to them forever.

    Nesrin Savaş

  35. Truthful says:

    she looks pretty, perfect dress for her wedding, I think.

    lord, he is a egghead douche, looks like his palms are sweaty and chubby.

  36. jen says:

    Princess Xanax.

  37. lrm says:

    she’s beautiful he’s a dufus and a dick.
    i cannot believve he looks at her so condescendingly-
    it must be compensation for being an insecure pr*ck…
    he’s not handsome, and seems like a spoiled loser….
    i dont know why, i viscerally can’t stand him….

  38. Brent says:

    The color black is appropriate for her in mournng – zombie look. What’s her deal anyways? She looks pretty but very plastic and very zoned out 99% of the time.

    Instead of sulking all the time Charlene – suck it up and start the reality show “Housewives of Monaco” Imagine the ratings. LOL

  39. S says:

    ok the both of them officially just kill any sort of idea of a marriage full of love. only see i disgust in every pic on both of their faces. creepy.

  40. Brent says:

    Hey maybe Albert Stepford wived her ass and this is really a robot of Charlene in these photos. She definitely looks robot like.

    Question is then- is her real body somewhere in the dungeon of the palace?
    LOL

  41. Gina says:

    re: ok the both of them officially just kill any sort of idea of a marriage full of love. only see i disgust in every pic on both of their faces. creepy.

    I agree S. – everything about this twisted story of this couple is creepy

  42. your mama says:

    @Kaiser, for some reason I don’t think we will be hearing about item #1 or #2 above. No test results, no nothing~ b/c maybe people were paid and/or threatened to shut up. Wouldn’t put it past this Royal Pervert.

  43. tracking says:

    @ jen

    That sounds about right.

  44. Amy says:

    This may seem random but is the reason Prince Albert never openly dated the Togolese flight attendant because she was black? If he had another kid with her, the guy obviously must be in love with her/at least care for her more than he does for Charlene. Is skin color really that important in royal circles in this day and age?

  45. LeeLoo says:

    I don’t know why people are surprised that this is not a love relationship. Does no one remember Grace Kelly? There was no love between her and Prince Rainier either. She just wanted a comfortable lifestyle and she got it. I’m not trying to excuse Albert for being a total douche but you got to remember the types of examples he had growing up. However, I’m sure like Princess Grace, Albert could have found a more willing participant in his quest to have an heir to the throne.

  46. Cloud9 says:

    That dress is all wrong…her shoulder are very broad and manly looking. She looks sweaty and oily. Not impressed this time, sorry.

  47. Lushus L. says:

    This is dumb but I wonder if the Eagles played their hit song “Lyin’Eyes” at the wedding after- party. Can you imagine? It was probably nixed from the playlist.

  48. Suzie says:

    I must say she is very photogenic. She still looks a bit like a rabbit caught in the headlights. Obviously being constantly photographed must take some getting used to, all those flashbulbs etc. Wonder what Albert has done with the wedding ring Charlene put on his finger at the wedding ceremony?

  49. jane16 says:

    Love the dress and shoes. She looks very pretty; albiet, completely sedated. I can’t believe how much she looks like my oldest sis, especially with her hair like that. My sis is small though, doesn’t have those big shoulders. Anyway, hope she finds happiness soon.

  50. Ashley says:

    Considering all the money she’s traded her life in for, you’d think the girl could have a decent hair stylist.

    Her hair looks like hell in that second pic…lank, stringy pieces falling haphazardly, and just generally bedraggled. That’s what my hair looks like as I’m leaving the gym. And as a salon blonde myself, those roots of hers just scream ‘unkempt’.

  51. Lesley Young says:

    I think Kate went after her prince just as hard as Charlene. Just waiting to see how long Kate lasts as well before the novelty wears off.

    I think Charlene is just not an expressive person. If she wanted to get out of a situation I’m sure she could. Not sure why people are trying to say she’s trapped.

    Charlene has impeccable style, unlike Kate and her attempts at fashion.

  52. eternalcanadian says:

    So Albert is pulling a William by refusing to wear a wedding ring. Classy, not! 😐

    Looking at those pictures it does seem like Charlene is fuzzy. Like she’s not quite there, almost in a daze or something. And what’s up with her hair? It’s like she just threw it together. I think she could have done better with the dress too. I don’t know what it is, but she does not look happy. At all. 🙁

  53. really says:

    Love CHARLENE, she always looks so elegant classy and beautiful! Can’t wait until she is pregnant! She will be a beuatiful mother!!!!!!!

  54. coconut says:

    with all his $$$ and reported interest in sports, can’t fathom why he doesn’t get a trainer + nutritionist and lose that paunch.

  55. foozy says:

    “the widow Grimaldi” lol x 20

  56. P.J. says:

    Not everybody enjoys being in the limelight, and if this is the case for Charlene, she may never be able to really enjoy her new role. Too bad, she looks beautiful but so tense and uncomfortable!

    Kate, by contrast, looks much more extraverted–a little nervous but really enjoying the whole experience, having fun chatting to people, meet-and-greet, etc.

  57. danielle says:

    Beautiful, the best I’ve seen her look.

  58. jemshoes says:

    Charlene still looks medicated and out of it, like she’s not really there / with it.

  59. Caroline says:

    Is it wrong to wear black during the summer months? I’m not talking about eveing gowns. In France and Monaco ladies wear black all year long for evenign gowns. I don’t usually see women wear black during the day. It’s August!