VINCENT!! Here’s my French lover Vincent Cassel in Venice today. I don’t really have much to say about him other than…he looks hot. He looks like a dirty bastard, in a completely great way. And his wife says that we can bang him too.
Vincent is in Venice to promote A Dangerous Method, which stars… (oooh, biscuit tinge) Michael Fassbender and Viggo Mortensen. The big photo call and premiere for the film is tomorrow, so you know I’m going to be at DefCon 1 waiting for Fassbender photos. There was a newly released trailer for the film yesterday, but it’s very similar to the old trailer. The only real difference I can see is that they took out the violent spanking. BOOOOOO. However, A Dangerous Method is up for competition at Venice, and odds-makers say that it’s probably going to win best picture (the Golden Lion).
Going back to Vincent, he’s got another new film coming out soon – a French film called Our Day Will Come. It’s about two misfit Frenchmen who go to Ireland and do crazy things, I think. Here’s the trailer for that:
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Not hot
He’s totally hot forever. I hope he and Monica never break up, they’re the perfect couple.
Super hot.
And I love that he’s working again with David Cronenberg and Viggo Mortensen (I love both for their talent, and they’re both on my list of all time crushes).
P.S.: Found out just recently that he’s in a Brazilian movie and can speak Brazilian Portuguese quite well!!!
I don’t think they will ever break up, they’re like the European Brangelina, more an interprise than a couple.
Both beautiful people, but let’s be honest, Cassel isn’t really aging well, is he? What’s with the undereye bags? Couldn’t he go to bed on time on the night before his big day at Venice?
Tres cute! Fassbender, Mortensen & Cassel….that’s the menage a trois of biscuit tinge!
There’s just something about him….so sexy.
hot in that ugly way that french men do so well (also see Jean Reno)
you’re going to wet your pants when you see the Fassdong doing Mr Rochester
i hate his hair, but he does make me tingly…
dirty hot and not cookie cutter. aging well. although he might be short.
@ Janie:
He’s almost 6’2″ (1,87 m).
WAY hot.
Fassie over Cassel any day. He’s got quite the gerbil face you despise, Kaiser. Or is it only the Reynolds gerbil face that gets your goat? 🙂
Ewwww Cherry no, while as sexy as Vincent and his wife are they nothing like Angie and Brad. I don’t know how you can have an open relationship and still love the other person. I seriously got pissed when my boyfriend would look at another bitch (I have grown past that, I wouldn’t even get mad if he talked to other woman now, you know like saying hello and stuff), I would never be ok with my husband or boyfriend sleeping around. I strongly disagree with the notion that Brad or Angelina would do it either.
Well, he looks like he is comfortable, anyway. Too rodent looking for my tastes.
Cassel is a pure biscuit tingler. And I laughed at your “BOO” and “Def con” comments-it reminds me why I come to this site- I’m always laughing at the funny in the articles! 🙂
Oh no! He may make me cheat on George! I just noticed how Hugh Laurie-esque he looks.
Both (and Geo) very attractive men!!!
Hotsville, man. Just hotsville.
It’s sacreligious to put “Vincent Cassel” and the word “meh” in the same sentence.
He’s definitely hot!!
He is soooooo HOTTTT!!! I used to be like “what they hey does Monica see in him?” Then I watched Black Swan….he makes me swoon!!!
The only movie I’ve seen Vincent in is, “Elizabeth” with Cate Blanchett. Completely picturing a big dress and wig on the guy. “Jouer jouer jouer!”
Thank you Kaiser
I just saw the picture of them wrapped together in twine. I dont have the words.
@Arvedia – ditto lol
However I wish he would dye his hair he looks like an albino
I used to live near him in the Belleville quarter in Paris. I’d see him looking all grungy skateboarding in front of his building. (Yes, I’m post-bragging.)
Sorry ladies, I’m going to have to vote Meh on this one
he suffers from the light bulb head condition like tom felton. he acted in two movies i really like and married the most beautiful woman in the world so i find him admirable tbh
Dapper.
Kaiser, Fassbender should be on the Sala Grande red-carpet for “A Dangerous Method” tomorrow evening Venezia time. Get ready for some real hotness!
@normades: surprised to hear he lives in Belleville. Chinese food fanatic maybe?
“oooh, biscuit tinge” lol love that!
he’s very hot with cool blue eyes!
@ Canuck: Actually he lives on blvd de Menilmontant between Belleville and Pere Lachaise. He owns a building which you wouldn’t notice if you walked by, but I’m sure it’s amazing inside.
i’ve always told the hubby ol’ vinny boy is on “my list.” so glad, ms belucci was taught to share 🙂
Dapper to the nth degree!!!
French, stylish, famous, movie star. Ticks all the boxes.
@ eve, i stand corrected!! triple hot then.
just a bad pic.