– Jude Law’s mediocre movie career is not 2 be, but he’ll continue to draw laughs by appearing naked on the stage [Grumpy Old Indian Man]
– You can see the little grains of uh, acne medicine, up Kate Moss’ nose [Mollygood]
– The only religion we follow: Celebritology [Celebritology]
– A pop culture movie mix tape with the best of your favorite songs [Pajiba]
– It’s clear who’s hogging the treadmill at the Cruise-Holmes estate [I’m Not Obsessed]
– PETA crashes the Robert Cavalli fashion show [Gabsmash]
– The Claymates really are sheeple [ICYDK]
– All the toddler parents are going to be fighting over Tickle Me Elmo Extreme this holiday season [Metadish]
– Jessica Simpson’s e-mail to creepy papa Joe [The Chic Mommy]
– Joe Simpson wants to beat up Bam Margera [Pop on the Pop]
– Kate Beckinsale in a bikini [Wampoon]
– What the hell is Gwen Stefani wearing? [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Martha Stewart wants to cook with Eminem [Glamour]
– Anna Nicole’s ex, Larry Birkhead says “bring on the DNA test, bitches!” [US Weekly]
– Christina Ricci’s titty tattoo [yeeeah]
– Paris is officially charged with DUI [PopSugar]
– RUN DMC rapper Joseph Simmons and his wife lost their newborn tragically while MTV was filming their reality series [Bricks and Stones]
– Fugly fashion trends [CityRag]
– Chris Klein says Suri Cruise really does look like her cuckolded father [Socialite’s Life]
– High res photos of Jessica Biel kissing a girl in the bushes. [IDLYITW]
– Avril Lavigne hawks a loogie at the paparrazi [TMZ]
– Is Kelly Ripa a MILF or is she a little scary? [Bastardly]
– The president of Kazakhstan is spending $40 million to make a movie countering Borat’s stereotype of the country [Best Week Ever]
– Steve Irwin’s widow Terri will never show the footage of his untimely death [Celebrific]
– Blame Rachel Zoe for all those anorexic poorly-dressed starlets [LA.com]