Harry Morton’s breakup comments translated


Harry Morton seems to regret his summer fling with Lindsay Lohan, and has confirmed that he’s broken up with her. He tells the show “Extra” that they’re taking a break and is careful to make it seem like it’s mutual. It’s clear he wants to stop the madness and get on with his life. Here is what Harry said and what I think he actually means:

“We’re just sort of taking a little breather right now and slowing things down,” the restaurateur, 25, tells TV’s Extra in an interview set to air Thursday night. “A lot of people started saying we’re engaged. It put a lot of pressure on things. … We need a little space.”

The sex was amazing, but no sex could be good enough to justify the stress and constant drama of dealing with Lindsay. The girl called me 10 times a day and acted crazy whenever I talked to another women. I had to get the hell away from her before she sucked me completely into her vortex of constant partying with breaks for shopping.

Morton also said he’d had a hard time dealing with being in such a high-profile relationship. “The media getting involved always makes it more difficult,” he tells Extra. “I’m a very private person. I’m sure she has dealt with it for years, (but it) puts a lot of pressure on me.”

She loves the attention of the paparrazi and I can’t stand it. I tried to play along with it, but it only made things much worse. She puts her dirty life under a microscope and expects me to crawl into that tiny, confining space with her. I was totally smothered and I couldn’t stand it.

Nevertheless, Morton says of Lohan, “I have nothing but the utmost respect for her.”

Get her the hell away from me so I can breathe again. Please let her move on quickly so I can get on with my life.

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  1. ER says:
    September 28, 2006 at 4:25 am

    Obviously his standards are severely low for him to have the “utmost respect” for LiLo.

  2. Fleegle says:
    September 28, 2006 at 12:06 pm

    eh, he already knew what he was letting himself in for. He just wanted a piece of the action for a minute, and now he’s just saying, don’t go away mad, just please go away. Another user man.

  3. agent bedhead says:
    September 28, 2006 at 2:48 pm

    I love how celebrity breakup statements always end with the cordiality that Harry displays. He does gets credit from departing from the general statement of, “We remain the best of friends.”

  4. Poor Boopie says:
    September 28, 2006 at 11:58 pm

    Harry may have wanted a piece of action for a minute, however, Lindsay Lohan seems to be getting more ass than a toilet seat lately. He best get himself to the nearst VD clinic and get swabbed after dating her!