Is Lady Gaga bangin’ that hottie fin-humper Taylor Kinney?

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I don’t think much of this report, but maybe that’s because I want Taylor Kinney all for myself. According to Radar, when Lady Gaga removed her bedazzled meat monocle and saw Taylor Kinney at the music video shoot for “You & I”, she liked what she saw and decided to make Taylor her lovah. I should also point out that there were similar reports about Gaga and Norman Reedus after he appeared in her video for “Judas”. I didn’t mind the Reedus reports, just because he kind of has a serial-killer face, and I wasn’t into him. But Taylor Kinney? I found him so, so hot. Still do. So this is sad if it’s true. Here’s the “You & I” video again:

I think it’s sexy when Kinney starts humping on her fins. He’s so HOT. Which makes this so sketchy.

Let’s hope this doesn’t turn into a Bad Romance! Life imitates art yet again, as RadarOnline.com can exclusively reveal that Lady Gaga has embarked on a hot new relationship with You and I video co-star, Taylor Kinney.

The two met in late July on the set of said video, and have been dating ever since.

“It was just casual at first, but things are getting pretty hot and heavy,” a source close to the situation tells RadarOnline.com.

And indeed the handsome twosome were getting steamy when they popped into beachside bar, The Sneak Joint in Mission Viejo, California on Sunday September 4 for a few shots of Johnny Walker.

“I couldn’t tell it was her at first,” a Sneak Joint patron tells RadarOnline. “It just looked like some hot couple making out, but then I realized it was Lady Gaga! Everyone went nuts! She was so sweet too — she even signed some autographs.”

Then, on Monday September 5 Gaga and Taylor were spotted walking hand in hand on Mission Viejo’s main drag, Mission Boulevard.

“Her hair was a little messy. It definitely seemed like a ‘morning after’ situation,” our eyewitness says. “They are obviously totally into each other!”

And on Tuesday September 6 they were spotted yet again — this time on the beach!

So just who is this mysterious hunk that has won the heart of pop’s reigning princess?
30-year-old Kinney is an avid surfer who starred as Mason Lockwood on the hit series The Vampire Diaries. He hails from Pennsylvania and lives in Mission Viejo, a beach community in southern Orange County, famed for its sky scraping waves.

[From Radar]

I’d be willing to bet that Gaga is still with Luc Carl, now and forever. I’d also be willing to bet that Gaga hasn’t had a man-made orgasm in years. I just don’t think she can ever stop “performing” at this point, so how could she ever cut loose and enjoy herself with a man? But if Taylor is hitting it – and there seem to be lots of “sightings”, right? – then I guess it’s good for Gaga. She needs a MAN to do things to her and get her out of her crackhead.

Oh, and Gaga was just confirmed for Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve with Ryan Seacrest 2012 – she will perform in Times Square for the 40th anniversary of the show.

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33 Responses to “Is Lady Gaga bangin’ that hottie fin-humper Taylor Kinney?”

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  1. Eve says:

    My eyes, my eyes!

  2. cmc says:

    Ew. Lady Gaga is so overtly sexual that she’s almost like…anti-sexual to me. I couldn’t imagine anyone wanting to sleep with her.

  3. saintdevil says:

    Wallflower turned total weirdo…

  4. Riana says:

    What’s up with Gaga’s cat face?

    Can we analyze that because her face looks WORKED.

  5. sassenach says:

    This dude is sexy as hell and if Gaga has a shot with him, she needs to take it!

  6. DetRiotgirl says:

    I kind of hope this is true. Lüc Carl seems like such a tool box. I hear he has a radio show on Sirius XM now. I hope he thanks Gaga once in awhile, because there’s no way this random NYC bartender would have gotten a radio show and a book deal without her.

    I’m definitely not a Gaga fan, but at least she has some real talent. What does Lüc Carl have? A famous ex-girlfriend? She may be annoying, but he is so much worse. In fact, I find him to be such an unlikable user that he actually makes her seem almost sympathetic to me in comparison.

    On another note though, what has Gaga done to her face? She’s starting to look like an alien. I know @deathhammer (I think it was @deathhammer, anyway) brought this up yesterday, and I meant to speak up agree at the time. She seriously has a new set of eyes here!

  7. gee says:

    He’s freaking gorgeous.

  8. pureviil says:

    uh…squeeze me buh….he’s really not all that…

  9. Carrie says:

    Heh he looks like my swim trainer!

  10. kdnatl says:

    Could she be any more unattractive??? Yikes!!

  11. malia says:

    bwahahah, when did she decide to sound like Faith Hill? This is like country lite.

  12. 4Real says:

    No way! He’s way too hot for her and doesn’t she prefer girls anyway? I know that Luc guy is always on her tip but I thought she likes girls that’s why they always break up. That and she’s effing insane!

  13. kiko says:

    dear god she looks like an alien in the b&w pics!

  14. Danziger says:

    Christ. Girl looks like a makeshift Asian.

    And to think she dared to preach the ills of insecurity-inducing plastic surgery. I think Gaga is insecure to the bone.
    The guy would be hot but those tiny eyes..

  15. @Kaiser- Norman Reedus, “kind of has a serial killer face?” Are you f*cking high? He’s way sexier than this pretty boy who I’ve never even heard of. Give your head a shake, girl!

    As for Lady Gag, I couldn’t watch the video to see the fin action. She bores me, and the video would just remind me of someone else’s video, so why bother?

  16. danielle says:

    Good for her. She needs a hot guy and not that yucky Jean Luc.

  17. malachais says:

    This video makes absolutely no sense. Taylor is extremely hot though, but could do better.

  18. gg says:

    ooo-wheee he is so cute! Lookit those baby blues! He reminds me of my ex.

  19. jover says:

    I agree Danziger she can’t fade into obscurity soon enough; as a poster on a Lady xerox thread said a few days ago, she’s burning through her fading “music” career, all this pr bs aside, the plain fact is gaggles’ “music” is bland, repititive, stale, awful, I’m no Madonna fan (I prefer hard rock), but Madonna’s best 80s/90s music pisses on gagges music and most of today’s dance music.

  20. Blueflie says:

    I absolutely love this video. I like Ga Ga. I don’t love her, and yes some of her material sounds “borrowed” but she gets credit from me for being a hell of an artist and performer. This video kicks ass though.

  21. mariaj says:

    That picture of Ryansd Gosling made me laugh. I mean, all serious, with that ” thoughtful ” look…a lookso serious that he semms a priest.

  22. The Original Ashley says:

    I thought she was a-sexual. Hadn’t heard of her having a relationship since that guy with the weird name (one word) years ago.

    *edit* and that douche with the whiskey diet

  23. Hootie Hoo says:

    As others have commented, I think it is mostly for show. Gaga seems really ambitious and focused on her image. I also get the vibe that she is asexual. Not that there is anything wrong with that!

  24. Cleo says:

    I totally get Lady Gaga’s hotness. Any guy looking at her in the videos can see past the outfits that that is one great looking young girl and she’d make an AWESOME girlfriend. This is the era of American chanteuses as great girlfriends – all of the music videos are promoting it from braless Rihanna, amiable Beyonce, ardent Nellie Furtado and goofy but gorgeous Lady Gaga.

    And that makeup in the first photo intentionally gives her vole eyes and the contouring makeup makes her nose more in the forefront as an Eff You to the Nazis who described Jews as rats from one Stefani Notta German of New York City! (just like Gwyneth Paltrow!!)

  25. Cleo says:

    Taylor Kinney is an archetypal Irish pretty boy and what the Nazis wished they looked like.

  26. womanfromthenorth says:

    I like the song.. the vid is stupid. A miss mash of to much going on… The dancing half dressed would have been fine and the flatness of Nebraska and blue sky. All that fish stuff and her kissing herself as a man(that I swear makes me think of Lily Tomlyn’s male alter ego side)could be left out.

  27. DetRiotgirl says:

    @Cleo *stares in confusion*

    When did nazis come into any of this? Are you being sarcastic about the girlfriend stuff? Were previous generation’s singers somehow less desirable as girlfriends than this one? What exactly makes this their era? Help me out, I’m genuinely lost here.

  28. DethHammer says:

    @Riana, DetRiotGirl and Danziger,

    Yup, there’s no doubt that Gaga has tweaked her face. Her eyes were not that slanted upwards two years ago. And if you look at older pics of her when she was 18 and 19, her nose was larger and her eyelids were not as carved out and hollow.

  29. Nikki Girl says:

    No idea who this guy is, but he’s hot! Love the gap in between his front teeth!

  30. M says:

    She looks like an alien.

  31. LittleDeadGrrl says:

    Not a bad song, finally, and she looks almost pretty in the video when she’s not made up too much at the piano. I agree, I hope she’s hitting that. She needs someone to let her get a bit loose but I doubt she ever stops performing either

  32. FINSTTL says:

    Gaga was with Tyler at his Mom’s (my neighbor) house in Lancaster, PA a couple of days ago. So it looks to be true!

  33. Henry45 says:

    Any clue what days she was in lancaster? I’m trying to catch someone in a lie. Lol