– Anna Nicole Smith and her shady lawyer, Howard K. Stern, got married in the Bahamas this morning. That means she married him before her son’s funeral [DListed]
– A doctor’s explanation of the lethal drug combination that killed Daniel Smith [US Weekly]
– Natalie Portman nipple slip [Mollygood]
– Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson: Together at Last [Egotastic]
– Owen Wilson serenaded Kate Hudson by pulling up on her lawn with a boom box and singing Elvis [CityRag]
– Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman almost called off their wedding [Socialite’s Life]
– Pregnant Jennie Garth and her daughter [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Nicole Richie says there’s a snowball’s chance in hell that she’ll make up with Paris Hilton [Bricks and Stones]
– Now that Jared Leto said he hates bloggers, we’re going to go after him mercilessly [Best Week Ever]
– What’s up with Victoria Beckham’s giant pants? [Agent Bedhead]
– What the hell is Mena Suvari wearing and why does it make her look like she gained 20 pounds? [Haute Gossip]
– A translation of Michael Lohan’s letter to his daughter, Lindsay [Celebritology]
– Britney Spears fires her publicist [Hot Momma Drama]
– Who has more hair on their face, Matthew McConaughey or his dog? [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Janet Jackson in another half-naked magazine spread [ICYDK]
– New York City’s Mayor Bloomberg might ban trans-fat [QuizLaw]
– Hefty dressed Kate Beckinsale [yeeeah]
– Leonardo DiCaprio at the Departed premiere [Bastardly]
– Jenny McCarthy says the sex with Jim Carrey is “beautiful” [Junkiness]
– Sarah Silverman loves her ass [Metadish]