Trace Cryus’s baby-mama isn’t pregnant, and maybe she never was?

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This is one of the weirder stories of the day. A few weeks ago, Celebuzz and Just Jared both got “confirmations” that Trace Cyrus had impregnated his girlfriend, Brenda Song. The confirmations didn’t come from Brenda or Trace, that I could tell, nor did it come from their reps. Still, everybody ran with Celebuzz’s story and neither Brenda nor Trace said anything about it publicly. Now Radar has an interview with Brenda’s mom, and mom says that Brenda does NOT have a gut full of goat-boy.

Hang on Miley Cyrus; you’re not going to be an aunt — at least not just yet.

Despite rumors to the contrary, the Disney star’s older brother, Trace, 22, and his longtime girlfriend Brenda Song are not expecting their first child together, her mother exclusively told Star magazine.

“She’s actually not pregnant,” Mai Song said about her 23-year-old daughter, despite the reports that The Suite Life of Zack & Cody actress was having a baby.

“It’s very upsetting to our family because of what I’m going through and it’s not how we raised her,” her mother said, revealing that she has been undergoing cancer treatment.

Brenda Song recently appeared in the Oscar winning film The Social Network.

According to her mother: “She’s very upset.”

[From Radar]

WTF? I mean, I understand how a 23-year-old girl might get “upset” if she’s falsely accused of being knocked up by Goat-Boy/Joey Ramone-esque Trace Cyrus. But you know what you do if that happens? You issue a public denial. A simple “No, I’m not pregnant” to People Magazine will suffice. You don’t wait three weeks and get your mom to patronizingly declare that you “weren’t raised that way”. Raised what way? She was raised to never get knocked up out of wedlock by a member of the Cyrus family? Are people still slut-shaming about that?

Of course, there’s totally another option. Brenda could have been pregnant and she just got it taken care of. I’m just saying… if I was 23 and knocked up by Trace Cryus, I would be considering an abortion too.

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  1. Delta Juliet says:

    That is one fugly dude

  2. bite me says:

    is that right

  3. Mouse says:

    WOW, 23? 33 would have been my first guess.

  4. brin says:

    Strange story, but we should all be thankful that she’s not pregnant with goat boy’s kid.

  5. VintageBum says:

    Trace is such a creeper, trolling around the Disney show sets looking for fresh meat!

    I figured that Brenda would be safer than that, so I would not be surprised if it were never true

  6. jc126 says:

    I don’t necessarily believe Radar stories, but the mom’s comment is bizarre. Maybe she means the girl lied about a pregnancy, not that she terminated it. Why would she announce it if she were going to terminate?

  7. Courtney says:

    idiots there’s been pictures showing Brenda with a belly that deffinately looks pregnant so are you saying the pics are doctored. usually it would be the other way around photoshopped to cover up a pregnancy not to make someone that isn’t look pregnant

  8. tiki says:

    not looking to bring a firestorm down on my head, but really uncomfortable with the flippant attitude toward abortion. the article stands on its own without including abortion as a throwaway line. just saying.

  9. ManicPixieDreamGirl says:

    Ok, who the hell tattoos a coffin with wings on their neck? WHO?

  10. Erinn says:

    Weird story.

    The mother makes it seem like it’s insane that her daughter would ever get knocked up out of wedlock. She has no problem bumping uglies with goat boy, and mistakes do happen, regardless of how you’re raised.

    I don’t think they’d been dating long at all before the rumor/news came out, so maybe that’s what the mother meant- we raised her to not fool around without protection so early in a relationship.

    Who knows. Maybe she lost the baby. Maybe she had it aborted.

  11. 4Real says:

    I read it to mean she didn’t “raise her to be” with somebody like this jerkoff nor have premarital sex and get knocked up out of wedlock. He is just disgusting…

    And I totally agree with Tiki #8. THATS A F*CKNG BIG DEAL not like getting botox.

  12. Kaiser says:

    I wasn’t being “flippant” about abortion. I was being honest. Abortion is a legal choice that many American women consider, and if I was in Brenda’s alleged position (being knocked up by Trace Cyrus), it would be an option I would consider.

  13. gee says:

    I bet she lied to her mother and had it taken care of. Whole situation must suck.

  14. serena says:

    This is really weird..umm.

  15. oh my! says:

    These people are super ugly!

  16. ShanKat says:

    Preach, Kaiser.

    That is the ugliest turtleneck ever. It’s the Turtleneck of Terror.

  17. Quest says:

    This should actually be a blessing in disguise for her…eh…not interested in carrying the offspring of Trace Cyrus..yuck

  18. Truthful says:

    SHE lied, look out, its coming.

    she enjoyed the attention.

  19. Mandy says:

    A few years ago, I was watching Lockup with my brother, and we agreed that anyone with facial tattoos is most likely crazy or inbred. I stand by that assessment.

  20. SRM says:

    Maybe she had a miscarriage. That is not something you want to announce to world either.

    But yeah, he is fug. They look too much like their mom.

  21. Bopa says:

    Even her moms comments aren’t a confirmation either way. The mother is the one saying she’s upset not Brenda. She may very well still be pregnant and just told her mother no to calm her down to get through her cancer treatment. Until Brenda says publicly yes or no or if no baby shows up about 7-9 months from now then we’ll know.

  22. Jen34 says:

    She could have miscarried. It’s never wise to announce a pregnancy too soon.

  23. Rhiley says:

    He does look like some mythical Narnia creature. I wish Trace Cyrus and Nic Cage’s crazy son would become lovers. They would be my favorite couple of all time.

  24. Kelly says:

    It’s not a turtleneck – it’s a TATTOO DICKEY! That’s very convenient for wearing v-necks. I had one when I was 8, but it was made of acrylic.

    Goat-boy… Michael K at Dlisted seems to think he’s more horselike. He called the purported impregnation “Emo bestiality shit.” Which is one of the funniest lines ever.

  25. Javagirl1 says:

    “If I was 23 and knocked up by Trace Cyrus, I would be considering an abortion too.”
    Amen to that.
    What he’s done to his body is repulsive. The kid’s got issues…

  26. Tierra says:

    I’m probably the only one that didnt even know Miley had a brother. Never heard of this guy.

  27. Ben says:

    She could do so much better. I remember watching the Social Network and wondering who that crazy gorgeous girl was.

  28. lilyx says:

    The most I got out of this whole story is that Trace has some of the fugliest tattoos ever and he is a serious Disney creeper. Groce.

  29. tanya says:

    @Rhiley: OMG, FPMSL!!! That made my morning after one hellacious week! Thank you. Wow. I agree – but alas, I feel that specific coupling could only exist somewhere far, far away in the ether…in the place where our most utopian dreams are woven from nothing the purest of unicorn hairs.

  30. Rio says:

    Can you be a creeper when your boy/girlfriend is older than you? How the Hell does THAT work?

    His sister, who isn’t much younger than him, has been working for Disney for years. He probably met this chick at an industry party or something. Why is it gross he’s dating somebody from the same insular world he’s been around?

  31. Reece says:

    Two things.

    1. “What year were you born Trace?”
    “Duhhh cant u read!?” smh
    2. *cough*abortion*cough* & then told her tiger mom she was never preggs.

    Because if she “wasn’t raised that way” then mom would’ve lost her shit from not just getting knocked up & unmarried but also by THAT THING.

  32. Karen says:

    Kaiser’s abortion comment wasn’t flippant because she *would* have had an abortion. Honey, I would be waiting right behind you at the registration desk because the only way I would find myself knocked up by Trace Cyrus is if I was high on E, insatiable as all get out, brought him home to my stable…BEDROOM, and the condom broke or slipped off *and* I was too busy trying to forget what I just did to run down to the pharmacy to pick me up some morning-after pills as a just-in-case.

    I stand by your comment, Kaiser!!

  33. ANGEL says:

    MAYBE SHES JUST KEEPING IT A SECRET FROM HER MOM!!! USUALLY THE TABLOIDS KNOW A LIL SOMETHING BUT USUALLY THE TRUTH COMES OUT MONTHS LATER… RIGHT JLO? ALL THROUGH AMERICAN IDOL TABS WERE SAYING IT WAS OVER AND JLO & MARC DENIED, DENIED, DENIED BUT WHAT DO YOU KNOW MONTHS LATER THE TRUTH COMES OUT THAT THEY HAD BEEN SEPERATED!! WILL & JADA NEED TO ADMIT THE TRUTH! IM JUST SAYING! IF ITS NOT TRUE SUE! IF IT IS WAIT IT OUT!

  34. Amanda says:

    It makes me sad that he is only 22 and he has all of those awful tattoos. Now, I like tattoos. I have some. I think they are sexy on guys. But, his are awful. And he is way too young to have committed to face tattoos.

    Who cares if the girl lost the baby, had an abortion, whatever.

  35. gg says:

    HOley guacamole! the tatts! I thought that was a shirt at first. People, please don’t tatt your face at least – it looks very tragic.

  36. Hannah says:

    I don’t get all the tattoo hate. Sure it’s a douchey move for him to wear a leather jacket and almost nothing else, but if he didn’t have any tattoos he’d look just as douchey to me. But I’m of the opinion that the more tattoos the better, so…

  37. Mommaq says:

    Pretty sure we could have done without your pro abortion stance.

  38. Jilly Bean says:

    when i first saw this headline – i thought – weird that Palin’s kid has so many tatoos….. but he is billy ray’s… same difference

  39. BeckyR says:

    Holy Cow this kid looks like spawn of the devil…ugly mix of the gene pool and the tattoos are redic!

  40. Calli Pygian says:

    Oh. My. God.

  41. Katija says:

    This is DEFINITELY an abortion story. It’s the Twitter era. Had she been not pregnant, she would have issued a denial the very second it popped up on Perez. She was probably happy about it, overwhelmed and bragging to her friends, and then her parents and management stepped in and convinced her that this would be a career-ender. Good for her, I say.

  42. Catherine says:

    The mom is obviously stating that Brenda wasn’t raised to be one of those girls getting pregnant out of wedlock and that the family is embarrassed by all of the attention. Maybe she lost it if she was pregnant and really, it is no one’s business so her making a statement isn’t necessary.
    With that said, why in the holy hell would she date that freak? Not only is he covered in cheap looking tattoos but he is plain ugly.

  43. teehee says:

    Sparing someone an unfit life is better than giving them an unfit life, IMO. Its more caring and wise. Have a kid when youre truly ready and capable of giving them teh best you possibly can– which is usually not when your young, not in some young relatiosnhip, and not on the verge of starting a career.

  44. It is ME!! says:

    If this story is true- NOW IS YOUR CHANCE, BRENDA! RUN AWAY! RUN AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

  45. Bodhi says:

    1) There is no “pro-abortion” slant the the story, there is merely a pro-choice statement.

    2) This idiot is lucky that he will never have to get a real job. Neck, face & hand tattoos are generally no-nos if you want a job outside the body-modification industry (Bombshit McGee, notwithstanding). He also clearly has no idea what most of those tattoos really mean or the history behind them. I love tattoos (my husband has 25+) & really, more power to him, but to have that many at 22… doesn’t bode well for his long-term planning abilities…

  46. VintageBum says:

    @Rio yeah its possible to be a creeper and be the younger one! lol Totally, he dated Demi as well..

  47. Thea says:

    He looks like a cross between the night stalker and Mr. Ed. Honestly, will some women screw anybody. This thing is disgusting.

  48. Stacy says:

    I went on her official website about a week and the story of her pregnancy was on it

  49. Emily says:

    Yeah, I reckon she got an abortion too. Like Katija said earlier, if she wasn’t pregnant she would’ve denied it on Twitter in five minutes.

    My take on what the mum said is that she’s saying she raised her daughter to use protection when having sex so shit like this doesn’t happen. Or maybe I’m just being hopeful.

  50. Nikki Girl says:

    This Cyrus kid is just putrid, just like the rest of his family. I don’t even care about his tattoos- it’s the disgusting look on his face, his ugly face in general, and his MULLET. How is it that nobody else has mentioned his mullet? I literally get nauseous when I look at his face.

  51. Kloops says:

    Only half way through the comments, but had to stop and thank @Rhiley for that comment. Pure gold. Still laughing…

    Edit: and @Thea. Awesome. So glad I opened this thread.

  52. DethHammer says:

    So I guess I’m the only one here who thinks Goat Boy is cute? That’s ok; more Goatyness for me! 😀

  53. Courtney says:

    has it ever occoured to some of you that Brenda may have been pregnant and had a miscarriage which about 11 million pregnancies annually end in miscarriage 4.3 million in live birth 1,000,000 in abortion and 330,000 in still birth. and maybe the experience was so traumatic for her and Trace that her mom is saying she was bever pregnant as a cover to give them privacy to grieve

  54. Blithe says:

    He is a total creepstache. It’s not the jewelry or the tats. Or even the hair. He’s just got some kind of vibe that scares the hell outta me.

  55. Wembley says:

    ‘Not raised that way’?

    You let your kid be a child actor for Disney. How can you say ‘not raised that way’ with a straight face?

  56. malachais says:

    @rhiley lmfao.

    I think Brenda got an abortion or perhaps had a miscarriage. Either way it is a bizarre situation. Disney is doing everything they can to cover it up, I’m sure.

  57. Marianne says:

    Or it’s possible she suffered a miscarriage and rather admit to that, came up with the “I was never pregnant” story.

  58. Erinn says:

    @Mommaq:
    Pretty sure we could have done without your anti-abortion stance, too, couldn’t we?

  59. Chrissy says:

    If the thought of having a baby with a certain man disgusts you so much you’d want to abort the baby, maybe you shouldn’t have sex with him! DUH