Who doesn’t like Sofia Vergara? She’s gorgeous, funny, and altogether humble. While I still don’t understand why she appeared in The Smurfs, I can overlook such trivial mistakes if she stays fabulous. If her interview with The Advocate is any indication, Sofia demonstrates absolutely no problems in the fabulosity department. Unfortunately, there is no accompanying photoshoot, so you’ll have to make do with some candid shots from the last month or so of paparazzi rounds. Meanwhile, Sofia discusses some all-important matters such as gay rights, her gay following, and the semi-controversial matter of hoping that she doesn’t have any gay children. As to that last declaration, it’s better than it sounds, really:

On Her Gay Following: I’ve always had plenty of gay fans, even back in Colombia, probably because I’m voluptuous and a little over the top. Gay men always tell me how fabulous I am. I think they want to be Gloria. It’s great. But it’s a reality that more and more people are coming out, so I think it’s important to return their support. Oh, there aren’t that many [lesbian admirers], are there? That’s flattering. All my fans must be very respectful, because I’ve never had a guy or a girl come up and grab my ass.

On Why She Shot Her GLADD PSA In Spanish: Well, imagine how hard it is for Latin guys and Latin kids to be gay. Most of us are raised very Catholic, and the macho figure is very strong in our culture, so it’s still more taboo and a million times more dramatic to come out. Many gay friends have told me how hard it was for them to be open in the Latin community. Nothing’s going to change from one day to the other, so it’s a matter of doing things little by little. That’s why I love the gay couple in “Modern Family.” People always tell me, “We’ve never seen a normal, loving gay couple before!” They think gay people are just running around naked, partying in nightclubs. So it’s good for older people, especially those who aren’t exposed to a lot of gays like we are in the big cities, to see gay people portrayed in a beautiful way.

On Growing Up Catholic: I had the opportunity to be educated and to travel around the world with my family, and those things help. The more that you’re exposed to different things, you stop seeing them as weird. Besides, my family never had a bad experience with gays, because the gay people we knew were amazing, hardworking, and professional. The only thing is that, when I was younger, I remember thinking, I hope my son or daughter isn’t gay. Not because it’s a bad thing but because I knew how hard it is in the Latin culture to be gay. Life is already difficult, and it’s hard enough to find someone and be happy, so I thought that being gay would just triplicate the trouble.

On Her Gay Role: I did a movie called Grilled with Ray Romano and Kevin James that went straight to video. I played a transsexual, a guy who had gone all the way with the operation to become a woman. I had a great time playing that character. I look like a transsexual anyway. I’m a woman, but I’m super-exaggerated with my boobs, my ass, my makeup, and my accent. When I get ready for an event, I always look at myself in the mirror and say, “I look like a transvestite!” I love it.

On Friendship With Jane Lynch: It’s great. When we see each other, we kiss and hug each other. I really admire her. Her role on “Glee” is amazing, and you know what? She deserved to win. I love her. But yes, the media does seem to want us to have this funny rivalry, and I don’t mind.

On Her Girl Crush: I have many, but I love Halle Berry. She’s perfection. Every time I see her, I want to give her a standing ovation because she’s so flawless.

[From The Advocate]

While some reactionists will take offense to Sofia saying that she grew up not wanting a gay child, I see what Sofia is saying in this interview. Of course, any sound bite would make it sound awful, but let’s just not go there, shall we? She meant no offense, but some people might still take it that way. As for Sofia’s quasi-lesbian tantasy, it’s interesting to see that she goes for the crazy ladies, which is the only natural conclusion to draw if she truly thinks Halle Berry is “perfection.” Physically yes, Halle is pretty close to perfect. Inside, not so much. However, let’s not get entirely hung up on that throwaway question and, instead, just take a peek at Sofia’s GLAAD public service announcement, which is uttered in that sumptuous accent:

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