Benedict Cumberbatch is surprisingly heterosexual & he wants Cumberbabies

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These photos from the Toronto Film Festival premiere of Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy are several days old. I was going to write about them before, but I got busy and I kind of thought that no one would really care. Instead of leading with Colin Firth, who I love, let’s talk about my boy Benedict Cumberbatch, who is 35 years old and terribly English (“terribly” used in the British sense, meaning “very”). In the past, when I’ve included photos of Benedict in other posts, the Cumberbitches have come out to lust over their man. So here’s a post full of Cumber-goodness. To me… well, I like him a great deal, I think he’s a hell of an actor, but I don’t get all hot for him like he’s a Fassbender. I just enjoy The Cumberbatch. He’s silly and funny and rather cool.

Did you know that Benedict is heterosexual too? That really surprised me! I thought for sure he was gay, but according to reports, Benedict just recently split from his girlfriend of 10 years, Olivia Poulet. He’s already moved on too, with a girl named Anna Jones. A source says, “It’s a very new relationship but it seems to be serious. Anna really enjoys Benedict’s company and they had a lovely time in Venice. Benedict has invited her to the London premiere of his new film. While he’s quite private about his relationships, he is very happy with Anna. They are looking forward to spending more time together.” Benedict also confirmed the split in a Guardian interview, when he acknowledged that he hadn’t been single since he was at university: “When I was last single I wasn’t the same person, I was desperately backwards in coming forwards. But now I quite enjoy it. Naturally, I miss the proximity of a partnership with someone I know and love – and I still love Olivia to bits – but being single’s fun.”

Oh, he also wants kids! He tells The Guardian that he’s been broody “for ever” and that he wants kids soon: “Yeah, I’m a bit behind on that. Maybe it’s because I was an only child, but I’ve always wanted kids. I’ve realised now that the reality of children is you have to be in the right place with the right person.” Here are some more highlights and quotes from various interviews:

Benedict on punching Tom Hardy in ‘Tinker’: “It was very enjoyable. He wanted me to hit him harder and I had to point out that I needed my hands for the rest of the day. Because he can take a bit of punishing Tom. And it’s probably, let’s face it, the only time I’m going to get to really have a proper pop at him, in his current form. So it was good fun.”

On the 1970s costumes for ‘Tinker’: Cumberbatch is buttoned into sharp three-pieces. “Tom [Hardy] did Starsky and Hutch via The Sweeney and I got the suits,” he grins. “F–k me, those suits…” If there’s plenty of competition for the best acting performance in Tinker, Tailor, Cumberbatch wins most-dapper-dressed with ease: one dark grey number with powder-blue tie and matching kerchief practically demands its own agent. “I’m hoping maybe the film’s going to bring that kind of 70s suit back, you know?” he says, putting on an exaggeratedly hopeful face. “Like Keira was supposed to do for one-piece swimwear in Atonement…”

Benedict on the London riots: Sherlock was shooting night scenes in north London during the August riots. Fortunately for Cumberbatch, his scenes had already wrapped, but Mark Gatiss and Martin Freeman were among those evacuated from the location shoot when gangs bore down on the set, stealing scaffold poles and smashing trucks. Cumberbatch admits, with humour and considerable passion, that the riots were a nasty challenge to his natural liberal principles. “I’m a Prince of Wales Trust ambassador, so I’m all about giving youth an education, a voice and a chance to not take the wrong road,” he says. “But those eejits saying they’re doing it for socio-political reasons? F–k off, no you’re not, you’re on a jolly and you’re getting away with it. It makes me want to belt them, make them lame for a bit so they’re dependent on other people’s mercy… It’s very hard for me to talk about it,” he continues, “because I came from an incredibly privileged bubble so the minute I open my mouth I can sense the comeback of, ‘What the f–k do you know?’ And that’s fair. But my sympathy is with the people who do know what they’re talking about, who have been brought up on estates and live morally decent, contributing lives and who have seen opportunists destroying all their work.”

[From HuffPo and The Guardian]

He’s a Prince of Wales Trust ambassador! His last relationship lasted ten years! He’s a dandy! He’s posh! Okay, now I’m a little bit Cumber-loonie. LOVE HIM. Love all gingers, especially when they’re posh.

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  1. sassenach says:

    He needs to get back to dark hair and film season two of Sherlock Holmes stat!

  2. Mika says:

    I want to say he’s cute, but I keep thinking of his creepy role in Atonement.

    I’m also worried about this version of Tinker, Tailor…. it’s just… seems a bit too “cool”. John Le Carre is supposed to be grim, and George Smiley is supposed to be anything but “cool”.

  3. RobN says:

    I love him, but I think it’s interesting how he was born looking like he’d already had his eyes done. Kinda weird.

  4. Jenni says:

    He looks like one of the aliens from Ben10.

  5. Cleo says:

    so freaky and authentic – I love thinking about the United Kingdom’s rightful residents as they looked before they mixed with the outside world.

  6. Cleo says:

    In the last picture, he has the same glare that Thomas Gibson does.

  7. Cleo says:

    Night Elves come in Ginger too!

  8. jc126 says:

    “Benedict Cumberbatch”? What an unfortunate name; it sounds like a character in a Harry Potter book.
    Those photos are not flattering.

  9. brin says:

    Awww..Cumberbatch kids!

  10. Jaded says:

    There’s something a bit ‘young-Hugh-Laurie-ish’ about him, which is why I think he’s bloody mahvelous!

  11. Murrie says:

    Mmmm… I’d hit that with the fist of an angry god. Rawr.

  12. podzol says:

    I love Cumberbatch, and he usually looks quite dapper but erm…. the cakey foundation on his forehead was pretty evident in photos of the TTSS premiere (you don’t quite see it in these pictures though). Poor guy, I hope he didn’t have bad rashes or whatnot.

  13. birdie says:

    Benedict is beyond sweet and polite! That is very rare in this time. I love that you dedicated a whole post just to him! And yup, I am a proud Cumberbitch.

    @ Jaded: Young Hugh Laurie and young Bendedict together: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByvAgVwOt9Q

  14. loveyourwork says:

    he is super unattractive! WOW. Horrible. where is his chin?

    He looks like an alien – like the husband of Dren from Splice (that movie with Adrien Brody and Sarah Polley).

    and what the eff kind of name?! I don’t mind Benedict, but “Cumberbatch” sounds like cucumber jizz.

    however, I suppose it’s a memorable stage name – Shakespearean drama-ish

  15. TQB says:

    It’s about freakin’ time you got with the Cumberprogram, Kaiser. My mom and I just drooled all over this post. He’s cross-generational hotness!

  16. birdie says:

    It is his real name

  17. Jenny says:

    I love his name–very British, but I think he looks odd. His face is very long, chin too prominent and his eyes look alien.

  18. guilty pleasures says:

    I am sooo naming my next cat Benedict Cumberbatch!!

  19. kopoushka says:

    @Kaiser
    Correction – that’s him in London, during the UK premiere of TTSS.
    And yeah, I’m smitten

  20. Rachel says:

    He looks blond in those photos, not ginger. Which is it?

  21. Jaded says:

    @Birdie – you made my day!!!!

  22. Katy says:

    He is one FINE Shurlick…oops, Freudian slip there ; )

  23. Chereth Cutestory says:

    He has one of the oddest and most compelling faces I’ve ever seen. I don’t think he’s ugly, and his charisma makes him very appealing. He’s just very… non-standard.

  24. Goofpuff says:

    I’m usually very picky about my Sherlocks but omigod I LOVED HIM. He’s amazing 🙂 I like him better with dark hair.

  25. Chereth Cutestory says:

    @loveyourwork – I think we can all agree with your insightful sentiments. If only all actors had plastic surgery so they looked like Ben Affleck and changed their names to “Boring McBland” then we wouldn’t be subjected to these offensively original and interesting people. Heaven forbid anyone should look unconventional and actually use their own name.

    Ragging on someone for two things they shouldn’t have to change – their face and their name – is about as petty and shallow as it gets.

    I’d be willing to bet that you consider Heidi Montag the pinnacle of female beauty. Mmm… plasticky generic artificial goodness.

  26. Lady Lupton says:

    Yay, so glad you’ve joined us on the Cumberside. Love him!

  27. jover says:

    Jc126 only the english would come up with an original name like that; but forget harry potter – that name has a Charles Dickens character written all over it – maybe a miserly banker from the Pickwick papers something of the sort.

  28. akl says:

    Not certain why you should be surprised he’s heterosexual …

  29. JaneWonderfalls says:

    I love an English Bloke!

  30. grabbyhands says:

    I’m glad to see that the ranks of those that have been Cumberbatched is growing.

  31. Ro says:

    This article just made my day. Forget the Lohans and Kardashians – this is who you should be featuring more often!

  32. michkabibbles says:

    agree with akl-not sure what makes any of this surprising. it’s not like he’s been photographed with dudes all over the place. posts like this make the whole idea of ‘gaydar’, especially regarding people you don’t actually know or have met, insulting.

  33. MorticiaDear says:

    He’s an amazing actor, a real chameleon with his roles. The new gf is a casual thing though according to folks in the theatre community who know him. Rebound city. But he’s happy, he’s working and he’s hot so…more power to him lol.

  34. Miss masseuse says:

    @Chereth Cutestory, first of all I want to congratulate you on your choice of name, I too am a huge Arrested Development fan and will always love Jason Bateman 🙂
    Secondly, thank you for sticking up for the beautiful Benedict. I was vaguely aware of his work and found his looks quirky and ethereal. Very recently I had the pleasure of meeting him and got to spend an hour in his company and fell for him completely. He is the most charming, intelligent and articulate man and much sexier in the flesh. Also his voice is gorgeous and hypnotic with it’s rich barritone. As you can tell I’ve now become a huge fan!!

    Thank you sooooo much Kaiser for dedicating a post to him, but I’d like you to now consider him for a future HGF, pretty please?

  35. Perry R. says:

    I’m still adjusting to blonde-ish Benedict Cumberbatch. So used to his mop of dark curls in Sherlock.

  36. jen says:

    Benedict WOO-HOO!

    Now you just need to get on the Rupert Graves bandwagon, Kaiser! 🙂

  37. FingerBinger says:

    I love this dude. I’m just ready to see him as Sherlock Holmes again.

  38. NaomiCampbellsPhone says:

    Wow I’m not on the same page as a lot of you ladies here, this guy is on my “I have no idea why people think he’s hot” shelf, along with that Dr Who guy who looks like he doesn’t have eyebrows.

  39. Mairead says:

    “Cumberbitches” – heh, I like it :mrgreen:

    I would say something about you muscling in on Benedict after trying to co-opt The Fassbender, but since it means more Benedict I’ll let it slide 😉

    Now, for a real treat you should watch “Creation”, the biopic of Charles Darwin starring His Corpsey Hotness Paul Bettany and featuring our Cumberbatch.

    I must say that interview made me squee a bit – I would pay very very good money to hear him say the word “eejit” 😀
    And when he was talking about Tom Hardy’s get-ups, did anyone else have the mental image of Bill Bailey in “Black Books” after he got a birthday present of a box set of The Sweeney and an espresso machine? 😆

  40. ViktoryGin says:

    @ Mika,

    I second that. He played that character a little too well 🙁

  41. holly says:

    Cumberbatch is an incredible actor with buckets of charisma. I hoep the Marvle rumours are true and he’ll be Dr Strange.

  42. jess says:

    I think Benedict is hot and would love him to be Bond. Fassbender gives me the creeps.

  43. janey says:

    I just saw this article on tumblr. Women adore Cumberbatch and he’s uber popular on Tumblr. He is a very sexy guy on screen and someone I know who met him said he’s got a definite presence. You do turn and look at him when he comes in. He’s a very alpha male.

  44. Andie B says:

    Murrie: Ha ha ha ha! I just snorted tea through my nose reading that.

  45. Isla says:

    Cumberbatch fans, please read, since this is going on in some big sites lately and it’s quite concerning:

    Why is it that when someone finds him unattractive or makes a jest at his name, then a fan of his replies to that person, bitching about how their opinion is wrong and/or saying something along the lines of, “well since you don’t like him then you OBVIOUSLY must prefer bland faces with boring names!” What? The person said no such thing. Just because they don’t find him attractive does not mean that they prefer dull people. I mean, really. Please stop this, ladies. The ‘Cumberbitches’ get a bad rep at times because of rabid fangirl protection. Just be cool and support him in a non-teenage swooning, biting-anyone-who-dares-mock-his-beauty, pathetic manner. People can make fun of him and call him alien-looking and weird, but that doesn’t make their opinion wrong. We can worship him as an Adonis, but that doesn’t make our opinion wrong. An opinion is neither right nor wrong, it is an opinion. We’re all commenting on an open forum — a post about Benedict Cumberbatch on any site is open not only to his fans but also his critics, fairly so — just be cool and acknowledge that not everyone will share your view instead of replying to them why they’re wrong. We can be far more mature and lovely than this. Be BETTER than attacking other people’s unpopular or nasty opinions about him. It’s petty. Instead, write how lovely you think he is on your own instead of trying to convert people who dislike him. Just be better. Be as graceful and reasonable as the very man we support!

    That being said, his role in this film is incredible. Go, Cumberbatch! Love this man. Also, I suppose the person who made this post refers to him ‘surprisingly heterosexual’ because he plays gay in this movie and the homoerotic undertones we all lulz over in Sherlock? Either way, more Benedict — yes please!!!!!

  46. betsy says:

    This actor is brilliant. One of the best actors in the world. Very entertaining guy and I love the impersonations he does. The one of Rickman is fantastic. Ive loved all the work I’ve seen and its very varied. He’s amazing at comedy and drama. he’s got a great physique which I dont think people release. Very toned body. His voice is to die for.

  47. china says:

    I;d hit that in a moment as would half of the people on tumblr. He’s got a huge fanbase now.

  48. Helen says:

    I spend so much of my day drooling over Cumberbatch photos and videos that its got well out of hand. He’s my new and huge crush. Infact I dont think any actor has got to me like Benedict.

  49. lila says:

    Wow, he’s yummy. Stole my heart as Sherlock, but is equally as adorable in real life. Love that he actually admits to being broody.

  50. hoypolloy says:

    Stolen my heart is a good way to explain how I feel about him. I’m crazy about him. He’s the best actor Ive ever seen and I saw him on stage in Frankenstein (Danny Boyles National Theatre production). He was so viral and manly on stage. Not like Hollywood pampered poodles. He oozed virility and danger. Youve not lived unless youve seen this actor on stage. Orgasmic.

  51. giftbox says:

    *swoons*
    He’s gorgeous in these pics (and pretty much all the time) isnt he? Very unconventional yet so alluring. Glad you like him too!

  52. fan says:

    He rocks my world.

  53. olson says:

    What the… made you think Benedict was gay? Because he’s posh? Good lord…

  54. Trashaddict says:

    He’s emblematic of British actors and what’s wrong with American actors. British actors and actresses have different noses, different mouths, different faces (The Inspector Lewis series had one with an actual large mole on her face, can you even imagine that on American TV unless it was a disease of the week movie?) I can no longer tell US actors apart because they’ve all been to the same dentist and plastic surgeon and hairdresser.
    Thank God for some variety!

  55. Annie_Grey says:

    Looks like an alien hybrid, but it’s cool. Olivia Wilde and Benedict need to procreate.

    I bet he’s got nobility in his ancestry.

  56. waq says:

    Is it possible to send all the American actors to Europe so they too can learn to be as appealing and sexy as European actors? I don’t think I’ve found an American actor appealing in a long time but all the Scots, Brits, Irish and German actors are so sexy. What is it about them?

    • porkpie says:

      Kyle Chandler. He’s appealing enough of an American actor to rival any British/Irish/Scot/German actor, any day. And that’s saying something, because I agree with your enthusiasm for European actors. But Kyle Chandler… YUM. Cumberbatch is right up there with him.

  57. UKHels says:

    great actor but ick ick ick

  58. manny says:

    Benedict is gorgeous. Fancy the pants off him. Best UK actor working today. Awesome from start to finish.

  59. manny says:

    Actually Olivia Wilde and Cumberbatch in a film together would be as sexy as hell.

  60. savvy says:

    I find him extremely sexy. Nothing turns me off more than the overworked Hollywood men. Cumberbatch is what women of today want to see on screen. Hot, all man and super talented. he’s also quite an action man in real life (far more so than fake US types).

  61. savvy says:

    Hope he’s being considered for Marvel’s Dr Strange. Someone just posted this image which is very much like how I expected to see Strange look. http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/813/arsonistsbackgroundpack.jpg/

  62. gobo says:

    He has the most beautiful eye colour.

  63. Alarmjaguar says:

    Amen, sassenach!

  64. Katie says:

    He has such an odd face. I can’t get over it.

  65. Victoria says:

    @cleo, The English have been mixing it up since before their immigration stampede, unless you aren’t including other white ethnic groups.

    All I’m saying is if are non mixing produces results such as this Cumberbutt fellow, then thank God the British family is really German.

  66. Victoria says:

    @cleo, The English have been mixing it up since before their immigration stampede, unless you aren’t including other white ethnic groups.

    All I’m saying is if are non mixing produces results such as this Cumberbutt fellow, then thank God the British Royal family is really German.

  67. Anna says:

    He is just brilliant! when he is on screen, he becomes very attractive.

  68. JFJ says:

    I think Benedict is a great actor but whenever i see his pic’s they make me laugh, i wish he would just stick to one hairstyle as well, an’t wait till sherlock series 3

  69. Mel says:

    His intelligence and overwhelming charisma is what makes him so attractive. And his voice… oh god.

    I’m proud to say that he’s my number one man who doesn’t know I exist!