The Family Lohan made New York Fashion Week their bitch. From your ears to God’s lips. Seriously! Linnocent and Dina Lohan were basically on a gigantic bender throughout the week, going to shows and then hustling their way into parties, where Linnocent screamed at whoever tried to take her picture, and would then throw cocktails at waitresses, and THEN she would sucker-punch bystanders, all in the name of FASHION. Or something. It was all a gigantic crack catastrophe, so it’s no surprise that one of the better-organized parties had a “Code: Blohan” crackdown when Linnocent tried to crash the party:

Bratty blonde Lindsay Lohan’s Fashion Week antics made her unfashionably unwelcome at Marc Jacobs’ after-party at the Dream Downtown hotel on Thursday night.

After throwing a drink at a photographer the previous night at the Top of the Standard during the V Magazine Black & White ball, Lohan was thrown out of Jacobs’ bash at the newly opened Gallery at the Dream Downtown.

Witnesses told us that when a friend of Lohan’s tried to approach door staff at the Jacobs party to let her inside, she was rebuffed several times.

“It’s not going to happen,” event organizers repeated.

So Lohan called on her pal, Dream owner Vikram Chatwal, who walked her into the event. She took a seat in a booth near Dakota Fanning, who stars in Jacobs’ ad campaign for his Oh, Lola! fragrance.

But moments later, spies said security approached Lohan and told her she wasn’t welcome. The starlet was then bounced from the venue while Juergen Teller, Michael Pitt, Mischa Barton and Fanning partied on.

Lohan trotted around the corner to the Electric Room, also in the Dream Downtown, where she was allowed in. There, she was spotted mingling around the small lounge but retreated to a corner booth once A-listers and fashion royalty including Mick Jagger, L’Wren Scott, Rachel Zoe, Owen Wilson, Vladimir Doronin and Courtney Love walked in.

“The second these people walked in, she kept to her table,” observed one partygoer. “She apparently realized more important people were in the room.”

Lohan’s bad behavior at Fashion Week is also said to include holding up the Indashio show for an hour because she refused to get out of her car.

A Lohan rep said he had “no knowledge of either of these incidents” and was “unable to reach Lohan for clarification” by deadline. A rep for the Dream had no comment.

[From Page Six]

I think the non-denial by Linnocent’s rep is my favorite part: the rep had “no knowledge of either of these incidents” and was “unable to reach Lohan for clarification.” Meaning that she’s on a crack bender and she wasn’t answering her phone. OR she was answering her phone but the rep knew she was lying when she screeched “IT DIDNA HAPPEN PEOPLE ARE JEALOUS SHURTUP!”

Hahahaha, nevermind… I just found her rep’s denial – Steve Honig went to Too Fab and claimed this:

“Lindsay attended Fashion Week on business to see the collections, meet with designers, stylists and retailers and fulfill a few appearance commitments. She was extremely distressed at the level of media attention her presence attracted as well all the rumors that abounded during the week. These reports were completely false and made-up by people looking to exploit her for their own benefit and self-promotion.”

[From Too Fab]

SHURTUP. IT DIDNA HAPPEN. “I’m Lindsay Lohan, move that eyewitness!” *punch*

Also – do you want to talk about THESE PHOTOS?!!? Check out Rumor Fix’s exclusive pics and then come back. Are you nauseous? To be fair to the Family Crack, if you really look at what’s happening, it’s clear that A) Dina and Linnocent’s lips aren’t touching, so there really isn’t a “makeout” happening (barf) and B) Both Dina and Linnocent are completely and utterly wasted. I think Dina looks further gone than Linnocent, but to be fair to Mother Crackhead, she was celebrating her birthday. This what Lohan birthday parties look like. Disgusting.

Photos courtesy of Fame.