Courtney Stodden’s evil stage mom announced that her now 17 year-old daughter and her 17 year-old daughter’s creepy pervy 51 year-old character actor husband, Doug Hutchison, just signed a deal with a production company for a reality show in which they’re ” going to be very, very open about their lives.” Wasn’t that always the end game with this stunt? Like isn’t a reality show what they were aiming for all along? The thing is, they only signed a deal with a production company, does that mean that whatever monstrosity they produce that exploits this still-not-yet-legal teen’s awkward sexuality will NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY? Someone has to buy this and put it on a network with very low rock-bottom non existent standards, right? (Did I use enough adjectives there to convey my disgust?) This is just the first step, isn’t it?
Teen bride Courtney Stodden has signed a deal with a production company to produce her reality show Radaronline.com has exclusively learned.
The 17-year-old and her Green Mile actor husband Doug Hutchison have signed a deal with Roy Bank, the president of Merv Griffin Entertainment.
“We are so excited to be working with Roy Bank, a great professional in this business,” Courtney and Doug exclusively told Radaronline.com.
“We are proud that we were able to find the perfect producer for our reality show and are thrilled to be working with this prestigious production company.”
Bank was the executive producer of reality show hits like Mark Burnett Productions’ Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?
“The reason we went with Roy is because we feel that he is the man who will be able to place Courtney’s show in front of the best network for her,” Krista Stodden, Courtney’s momager, told Radaronline.com.
The reality show will give viewers a look into the newlywed’s unconventional lifestyle and promises to be no holds barred.
“They are going to be very, very open about their lives,” Courtney’s mom said. “They want everybody to see their life. Nothing is off limits.”
Courtney Stodden will be answering questions live on RadarOnline.com’s Facebook page Thursday, September 22 at 2pm East Coast/11am west Coast
[From Radar Online]
I’m just putting this out there, and I’m not volunteering to organize it or anything since my moral compass is permanently broken, but if any network picks this up they can prepare for outrage and a boycott. People are up in arms about Chaz Bono dancing for God’s sake, I hope that some of these religious conservative groups have a problem with showcasing a girl who was married off at 16 to a 51 year-old man. I mean we know that some of them definitely don’t have a problem with that, but there have to be a few that do. Maybe they’re willing to overlook it since Courtney is Christian and was a virgin supposedly until she got married.
Here’s a blurry video that Courtney posted of herself lip syncing to Usher. She tweeted. “I find myself sweetly reminiscing this afternoon; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGnGBhJNpz0 A glistening jewel has floated straight out of my treasure-chest. 😉”
Some other selected tweets of Courtney’s:
Displaying my provocative physique around the house as it’s dazzlingly saturated in soft-ticklish boa-feathers… Mmm… MEOW! ;-x
Lickin a sucker as I boisterously bounce UP & down on the bed while drenched in a soak ‘n wet white mini-T & pink panties; Feelin Dangerous!
Dripping with dazzling diamonds — Bikini Style — as I get ready to crawl into the pool for a morning dip… Meow! 😉
If she’s really capable of tweeting like that, and I doubt she is, she could have earned a reality show on her Twitter account alone and wouldn’t have had to go through the trouble of marrying a dude older than her dad.
I will always remember that interview where she was making porn star faces at the camera.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
She is so filthy I feel like I need to shower after reading this.
I will NOT watch this show and I disown anyone I know who DOES!
There are not enough “WHY?!?!?!?!!!!”s to cover this. Good grief…smdh
Ok, forced myself to read “her” tweets. She is completely gross. And she looks like she belongs with all those catty, bitter 40-something bitches on one of those vapid “Real Housewives” shows. Ugh. She makes my skin crawl.
I am speechless. I am without speech.
EW. This is so wrong on so many levels, and it just keeps rolling on and on. Just…ew.
God, she just looks so old.
And who the hell would want to watch a 17 and her 51 year old husband live their lifes? Especially when the 17 year old looks like she should be 35?
If this isn’t the final nail in reality tv’s coffin, I don’t know what is.
Does anyone else think that Merv Griffin is rolling in his grave? Who even thinks this is in good taste? EWWW indeed.
of course she did.
Look at her picture and then Demi Lovato’s…she is two years younger than Demi….wtf?
@Dani, me, too. And after reading those tweets I can’t help but believe what she really wants is a career in porn.
@cherry rose: as a 35 year old who looks younger than Courtney, let’s increase the age that she supposedly looks like, please. 😉
When she’s legal, I bet there’ll be a “stolen sex tape”. EWWWWWW
I am more concerned how exploiting, an obvious mentally challenged girl, is consider great TV viewing. I am sorry, but she just comes off as someone with an IQ of 52.
I have yet to see a picture of her with her mouth shut. It is always hanging open… like she is just waiting to catch a passing fly.
Oh Crap! For the love of all that is sane….NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo. The should name it The Freakensteins – Courtney is so freakingly weird
Of course she did! (ha! Original Kate, I just saw your comment! Great originals think alike.)
DeeVine – And I’m willing to bet that “stolen, leaked” sex tape won’t be with her husband. Whoops! There goes that virginity claim!
I see America’s taste in television is racing to the bottom to match our taste in politicians…
Trillion – It’s a race to the death! (said in best “race announcer” voice)
duplicate – computer’s pulling a Blohan again!
Are her biological DNA donors (I won’t bother calling them “parents”) brother and sister? Her “face”/personality/speech make me think that they might be related.
Reading her tweets makes me so, so so very embarrassed for her. I think of all the horribly, cringe inducing things I said at 16. . . I would be horrified if those things were in the public sphere.
If that bitch isn’a warning to all of the Tiara & Toddler-Moms…………I dont know what else to say, it can’t get worst!
I didn’t think the idea of any reality show could make me feel dirtier than THe Bad Girls Club. That show is a soul sucking ho stroll of anti feminism and promotion of cultural ignorance. And yet this might be worse.
I cant imagine ANYONE in the world caring enough to watch this show ever.
Brrrr, I find her a little disturbing. Hahaha, this is so wrong.
I finally have a theory on these 2.
He is either gay or dying and she married him knowing there would be no sex involved so that worked for her parents and all that. She is either playing up the part of the idiotic wannabe porn star or is on drugs. Or both.
I seriously can’t believe this! Who in their right mind is going to watch this shit??!!! F**king reality shows are getting so f**king ridiculous! I’m just so mad at this.
Sorry, this will be such a trainwreck I will have no choice but to watch it.
Good lord…has our society sunk so low that someone thinks this is good television? How sad. I for one have no desire to see this farce.
It always amazes me when older folks talk about teensger.I’m 19, u guys might wanna ask who ur kids are banging cos the MO by teenage girls these days is to bleep way way older men and you’d be surprised at how easy it is to keep this activities hidden from parents.
Oy! So she had to sleep with this Roy Bank to get a reality show? I’m with CB on this. Any network willing to air this trash should expect boycotts and backlash. I for one will be first in line. What would be entertaining here? Watching this ’17’ year old do what exactly? I’m already bored.
Her mother needs smacked and her father needs a good kick. I hope to hell they never procreate again, considering they shit job they did with this girl.
@Annie – don’t delude yourself to think this younger generation is getting by with or doing more than generations before. It’s just easier to become public knowledge in this age of the internet.
First of all, those tweets cracked me right up. She’s so f’ing stupid and OBVIOUS. Second, if I were her husband, I certainly wouldn’t want my wife portraying herself as a sex-starved skank all over the internet.
she is the reason most life sustaining actions are involuntary. and even then it seems like keeping her alive is hard work. courtney passing out from holding her breath again seems like it would be a common occurrence. i just forgot yall!
also, if i have to read her husband is a “character” actor as opposed to just actor again i will scream. its not his characters that make me think he is creepy, its HIM. the more they belabor the point the more i think less of him as an actor and feel he might have just been being himself after all. terrifying.
Isn’t this like child pornography? Abuse? Wouldnt he be a sexual predator? seriously? In other instances marrying someone so young is illegal? Why in one state it’s fine and in another it’ll put you in the slammer? I don’t get it? whats the difference? Sad, wrong…she will MAYBE/MAYBE not grow up and see how stupid she acted
Good. Gawd. No.
@Lucy: Ha! Great!
“A glistening jewel has floated straight out of my treasure-chest.”
More like another ridiculous poop bubble just floated out of her mouth.
And I feel truly repulsed with myself for being as fascinated with his chick as I am. I realize I am part of the problem here. I am sincerely sorry.
Whether or not this piece of shit show ever sees the light of day, our total decline as a civilization is almost complete. Now all that needs to happens is that the ignorant, non-critical thinking majority in this country needs to elect Rick Perry as president.
@Hautie…yeah, I know..her mouth..WTF?! Every time I see her I just can’t get over her horrible forced underbite. She reminds me of something like a Pekingese/Bulldog w/that MOUTH. It’s absolutely disgusting. What makes it all grotesquely funny is that she thinks that makes her look sexy/appealing.
Edit: @Kathy…I’m in TOTAL AGREEMENT w/you! I guess I was kinda awkwardly trying to say what you just did. Ditto!
She must have a single-digit IQ, really. What w/her gross “tweets,” that video provided (I could only watch like 10 seconds of it…does she really think people find her overtly lip-synching to Usher entertaining?!), & the way she carries herself as some ridiculous sexpot, & that she is spiritual/religious…has VALUES…give me an effing break.
Geez…I need to stop myself…I just realized how much time I’ve wasted myself tearing her apart. I’ve gotta get a grip!
I can completely believe that she wrote those tweets. The writing is incredibly stilted and painful to read… it’s like she pulled out her thesaurus and went adjective wild! And I really hope that she’s taking artistic liberty with her writing, because jumping up and down with a lollipop in your mouth is just begging for it to lodge in your throat. Not that it would be a bad thing, in her case.
U know all of these reality shows are popping off because too many people like it the BS, the drama and the chaos it is offering… I mean if people are into all this and looking at what goes on in someone else life then maybe production companies wouldn’t be dropping shows like they drop their underwear-
That’s just my opinion
The religious conservative nutjobs are pretty much okay with anything that makes a white man’s penis happy, so I doubt they would protest.
This begs the obvious question.
Who is ghostwriting those tweets???
Annie writes like a 19 yo. Courtney, less educated, is writing those tweets? With the big words spelled correctly? Is it the husband? I am dying to know. More fodder for The Soup this week. “Winky Face!”
Between the interview, her looks, and the tweets, does anyone buy that any of this is real? Or totally manufactured by a few desperate and broke famewhores?
OMG! Everyone go over right now to Dlisted and read Micheal K’s hilarious interpretation of Courtney tweeting about signing the contract. I warn you now not to spit anything on your screens!
I gotta go with Hautie. This person is not operating with a full set of braincells and is being exploited to her detriment.
Not to mention, this sounds like the most boring show in history. She is too dumb to know that her premise for a show is not interesting in the least. Her mother should be charged with child abuse.
Maybe the same group protesting Ben & Jerry’s Schweddy Balls ice cream can put together a protest on this one . . . wait, we can have Courtney eating some Schweddy Balls ice cream while watching home movies of herself in kiddie pageants mumbling “I coulda been a contendah.”
Personally, I don’t think this is any worse than Toddlers and Tiaras which is sexualizing 3-7 year olds. That’s worse than this to these eyes.
Can’t someone (the one who comes up with these dumba** ideas) just buy an island somewhere and put these sluts, ho’s, canker sores, twits, trainwrecks, addicts, etcs. on it? Just let them graze in their natural habitat of makeup, spray tan, booze, drugs or what ever their choice of stupidity is. Let them fight each other for dominance.
Oh, good lord I just came up with yet another low life reality show.
Somebody better be sending me a check!
So she has been “home schooled” since the sixth grade. Another Celebitchy reader once said she was borderline retarded, or something politically incorrect along those lines. Does anybody actually know this girl from home? I’m curious what she was like before she married an old gay man and started taking weird drugs.
Has anyone seen this girl’s birth certificate? I CANNOT believe she is 17.
@Hautie, “mentally challenged,” hahahahaha!
@Original Tiffany, too late; fortunately I have a special cleaning cloth for my computer monitor.
The tweets – where to even begin… I didn’t know people actually used words like “moist” (HATE that word – it sounds disgusting. Moist.. moist… *gag*) and “sensuous.”
Unfortunately, it probably will get made and it probably will find an audience. If only for the train wreck aspect if nothing else.
I wonder though, if anybody will really freak out? The right gets pissed about Chz Bono being on TV because of being transgender. But even though this “relationship” is all kinds of weird, it is still satisfying the male+female=normal marriage equation that most of those people believe in. And sadly, I don’t think they’d even freak out that she was so much younger because they think that will be beneficial to her pushing out lots of babies.
I wouldn’t normally support this.. but she should just get into porn when she turns 18. I really think that’s her best bet. She just seems.. really porn to me. I don’t get any other vibe from her. I don’t think she could be an actress or a pop star, girl seems to only know how to fake orgasm and make fake sexy face.
Newcomer already has a reality show in the works? Lindsay Lohan must be livid.
She is a very rough looking 17 year old. They look to be about the same age. Hate to see what she will look like in 10 years. I’ve almost convinced myself that she is older than 17 and that this is some kind of publicity stunt.
If there was a big enough backlash against Sarah Palin (who has a decently large fan base) to 86 her reality show because of rating, this freak show will tank.
I also bet it will never see the light of deal. People ink TV show deals all the time (Balloon Boy Dad, American girl who sailed around the world and had to be rescued) and nothing comes of them.
I know I’m probably going to get sh*t on for this, but,
Walks like a hoe? Talks like a hoe? Probably a hoe.
She’s 5 years younger than me and if I had acted like this, I would have been smacked upside the head until I stopped. I’m not a prude by any stretch, just learned years ago to keep my junk private.
Oh but wait – us women shouldn’t be tearing each other apart. We need to support one another. So we should support Courtney.
HAHAHAHA I couldn’t even type it with a straight face!
Those tweets! OMG hilarious! I don’t even have words for this whole situation. Although I can’t help but think it’s all a sham and someday the marriage will be revealed as such. Something along the lines of, “we just wanted to see how far we could go and what kind of reaction we would get and how much attention we would receive.”
I can tell you straight off I consider myself christian(Southern Baptist non-practicing but in soul) and Im not ok with this. Geez reading that stupid declaration made me so angry! Thanks for projecting your stereotypes thinking ALL Christians are ok with this twit or underage pornography. I surprised at you CB, usually you’re better than this.
And yeah, this is gonna tank. The only reason she gets as much attention she has is because of the inappropriateness of what’s going on. I mean, really, deep down, who thinks this is ok? Thats why you give this twit the attention you do, if she was just another teenager going to school in Nowhere, USA you wouldn’t give two flips-much less one- about that twat. Which sheds light on how crappy I must be for trying to live to be a good christian OR the type of people who revel in watching crap like this and giving into the demand for it. Bah!
Those tweets–I’m just–my gawd–I can’t fathom–I mean, what?! I can’t get past the tweets, y’all! They are insane!!! Like a badly-narrated voiceover for a cheap-tastic porno.
If this is the way the world is going when we accept the production of such mind-altering crap…we are doomed as a society. No wonder the rest of the world makes fun of us.
Here are some show titles i’ve come up if they want to steal it just they way they’ve been stealin’ up spaces of my brain with their crap:
* How To Fail In Life w/o Trying
* Lyin’ Sacks of S**ts
* I’m 16 and Aliens Is 4 Realz!
* The Mr. & Mrs. WannaBe Show(offs)
* The Show Will Be Canceled After You Slip Into A Sickening Coma!
“Now all that needs to happens is that the ignorant, non-critical thinking majority in this country needs to elect Rick Perry as president.”
Bess…DON’T EVEN JOKE.
Personally I think this is all one big joke, at least I hope it is. Which is why I don’t feel too evil laughing my butt off at those tweets, and it is even better to do so on the http://twitter.com/#!/StoddenTransl8d site, where they follow each tweet with a translation.
The vomit makes its slow, sensuous journey up my glistening esophagus as I sink to my knees and press my heaving chest against the cool porcelain toilet after reading these tweets…MEOW!
Agreed, Rose!!! (#42) And anything that makes women subservient little objects without their own sexuality apart from that of their husband.
Oh dear.
This is just too much. Too too much. I can’t even begin to analyze this.
I do not understand how people have the audacity to trash a 16 year old girl (15 when they met) by calling her a whore and everything else. The fact is, she was/is an innocent child who was used by her famewhore parents and sold to a 51 year old sicko pedophile for publicity and probably money.
This whole thing is gross.
I hope this is a stunt.
Going over her old tweets, this one is my favorite: “Gripping my smooth hands sinuously around the blender as I grind together a mouth-watering masterpiece of a hardy & healthy shake! Mmmm! ;-x”
Yeah, because blending a smoothie is SO EFFING SEXY!!!
@marybeth18, that’s the funniest shit ever!!!
I just thought of the main reason I would watch the show – to read the recaps afterwards. I don’t even watch the Jersey Shore – I just read the recaps on nymag.com and imbringingbloggingback.com. They are so funny that I frequently laugh until I cry. I can’t imagine what they would do with “Moist Kitten and Daddy” (which is what I think it should be called).
@marybeth18: HA! Hilarious!
We are circling the drain, folks. Circling the drain.
That little girl needs a time out. Holy hell she makes my skin crawl.
I’m still confused as to what the premise is here. What’s the ‘hook’? The only thing that comes to mind is watching this 17 year old prance around semi-naked? I’ll pass. This sounds beyond boring and mind numbing.
And this is newsworthy why???????
@40 Rachel “And I really hope that she’s taking artistic liberty with her writing, because jumping up and down with a lollipop in your mouth is just begging for it to lodge in your throat.”
Lol
Love your snark!
marybeth18 for the comment of the day!
I can’t stop thinking about what the “glistening jewel floating straight out of [her] treasure-chest” could be. A tampon? It really makes me think of periods. ;-X (isn’t that supposed to be a puke-face emoticon? How apropos.)
marybeth18 .. that was awesome
gotta second taylor b’s StoddenTransl8d recommend on twitter- thats some funny stuff
This may be one of the first signs of the Apocalypse.
@Rose: Those were my immediate thoughts as well when I was reading whether anyone on the conservative side would protest this supposed show – believe me – they will have NO problem with it.
She’s trying too hard to imitate CoCo, next she’ll be doing thong thursdays or something equally as dumb.
Coco comes off as ditzy, but she is way, way more intelligent than this little creep. She also doesn’t take herself too seriously, while Moist Kitten definitely does. Besides their shared love of exhibitionism and hair colour, I don’t see anything in common between them.
That kid needs to escape from the crypt keeper!
@original Tiffany “Who is ghostwriting those tweets???Is it the husband?”
now that you mention it, I think it is! My theory is, he’s gay and that’s what he THINKS straight men want to hear her say. I mean, come on, jumping on my bed in a wet t-shirt and panties while “licking a sucker?” WTF.
“The vomit makes its slow, sensuous journey up my glistening esophagus as I sink to my knees and press my heaving chest against the cool porcelain toilet after reading these tweets…MEOW!”
LMFAO!!! seriously hilarious!
@mj, I think she’s trying to IMITATE Coco’s provocative Twitter persona. I don’t necessarily think they have anything in common. She tweets photos of herself imitating Pamela Anderson and Farah Faucet. She borrows heavily from women women who flaunt their sexuality because she doesn’t know what it is to BE sexy. It’s really quite pathetic. I like Coco, but I still think thong thursdays are dumb.
She’d better be careful combining lollipops with bed jumping…that’s a recipe for choking right there. She also shouldn’t run with scissors, but she hasn’t tweeted about that yet, so I think we’re safe on that count.
Finally! I can’t wait to watch this train wreck! But is it Celebrity Rehab?
@mj, thank you for helping make “Moist Kitten” happen! That’s so fetch!
even if it’s picked up by a network, i don’t think it’ll last long. most people are probably just as creeped out as we are.
I actually think it will be a hit. People love to be outraged and talk about it. She certainly gets plenty of comments on here. Sure they’re all negative but we all keep tuning in. I’m glad I can’t afford satellite. Couldn’t tune in even if my curiousity got the best of me.
I’d pay money to hear William Shatner recite her tweets.
Also, are those clear bra straps she has on? LOL!
I have faith it won’t be picked up or it will bomb; didn’t paris hilton’s show tank – and she’s Mother Theresa and Albert Einstein compared to this very sad, misused girl.
God, her face is just so BUSTED! Nasty, all of this! Those tweets are beyond absurd. She’s going to end up in porn.
So this means we’re in the End Days, right? Need me some shweddy balls.
Guys. I think that we should discuss how this old peddo is f-ing up her brain and life. How could this be legal?? Insane. Poor girl, she’s just too young…
@judyjudy
Brilliat suggestion- That should be in the reality show!
Whisper.. Is he wearing a wig>?
I actually feel sorry for her. Hell I was an idiot singing into my hairbrush in front of the mirror when I was sixteen – she just has better technology.
On the plus side I had caring parents who would’ve known how to react “Whadya mean tv show – shut up and do your homework! NO! You can’t go out with Doug – he’s older than me for chrissakes!”
When i see this photo of her on her knees, and i look at the flab flesh on her otherwise slender thighs, it doesn’t take a genius to know that these are NOT the thighs of a 16 year old. At sixteen, there is a more solid and tone texture over all.
The girl is problably 26 or so AT LEAST, and is just saying she’s this age so ten years from now, when she says she’s 30 and she’s really 40, no one will know or question it. I mean, come on, it’s a lot easier to do this now, than to fake a passport or birth certificate later. And hell, i wouldn’t put that past her either, it’s probably already been done.
Freaking ridiculous, yes. Surprising? Not in the very least.
It is now officially, apparently any a-hole can get their own reality show. Hopefully, when the authorities see it, they will finally do something about this sick union of theirs. There is something seriously wrong with her parents to have approved of this marriage. My guess is that once her parents realized how much $$$ they would make over this sick a** sh*t, they agreed to wh*re out their daughter. Then again, looking at her, I’m sure it didn’t take too much convincing, as far as the wh*r*ng goes!! I for one will not watch this show, but I can just imagine how many sickos will be watching, you know, the pervs that think there is nothing wrong with a 51 marrying a 16 y.o. If that is really even her age? If it is, poor girl looks like a washed up 16 y.o.
My 3 y/o son just pointed at the top pic & said “Look Mommy! Those two men have puppies!” I asked him, “Buddy, look again, are they both men?” He studied the pic & then said, “Why does the man with the long yellow hair have a PINK puppy?!”
All I could think of was “Dear God, don’t jump on a bed with a sucker in your mouth!”
It’s honestly like this girl types up her tweets, then finds a thesaurus app to make her words sound more ‘intelligent’. I honestly didn’t think she’d know words like boisterously and saturated when half of the other words are like “soak n’ wet”.
Also, I sense the ‘licking a sucker’ is a metaphor for the sucker she married.
Those men have puppies – haha!
Now I have William Shatner reading those tweets in my head. Fantastic.
You all crack me up.
“I do not understand how people have the audacity to trash a 16 year old girl (15 when they met) by calling her a whore and everything else. The fact is, she was/is an innocent child who was used by her famewhore parents and sold to a 51 year old sicko pedophile for publicity and probably money. ”
Have you seen her interviews? The tweets? The “music” videos? This girl is reveling in this shit. Yep, I have the audacity to trash a 16 yo HO, who has no self respect and is willing to marry a man 4 years older than her dad. She wasn’t forced! She is a disgusting piece of lying work. She is fake to the core and porn is her only job opportunity in the future. She’s MADE for it!
Winky Face!