These are new photos of Linnocent in Paris last night, leaving the club Raspoutine. She looks rough. But not as rough as she looked in NYC. As I’ve long said, Paris is where Linnocent gets the good sh-t. Whenever she goes to Paris, it’s always an epic party for her, so just give her another day and she’ll look blitzed out of her skull. According to WENN, The Mail & OK Mag UK, Linnocent left the club with the owner, Andre Saraiva (the dude in the leather jacket who looks like a reject from Grease), and half of the club followed Linnocent out. Some are saying that Linnocent and Andre went back to his place. Sure. Why not? It’s not like she hasn’t just spent the last week in Italy, boning her new boss. Just another day in the exciting, jet-set life of Linnocent, International Call Girl. I had to look up this Andre guy, and he sounds… unusual. And interesting – and legit. The NYT refers to him as a “graffitist and night-life entrepreneur”. He’s big in the art world, and he runs several successful clubs around the world. Here’s his mini-bio:
Enfant terrible Andre Saraiva is many things to many people. To the Parisian police, he’s Mr. A, a legendary graffiti artist so recognizable he’s no longer able to work in his hometown. To the international art circuit, he’s the guy throwing the grittiest art fair parties. To fashion followers, he’s the Purple cover boy with the signature paint-splattered jeans and dark sunglasses. To the shiny young things in New York, Paris, and Tokyo, he’s the impresario behind the nightclubs Paris Paris, Le Montana, Le Baron, and Beatrice, from whose sub-basement den you might, on any given night, catch our current cover girl surfacing.
With his recent clothing line “Black Block” making waves, Beatrice Inn co-owner Mr Saraiva is also a partner in the Hôtel Amour with Thierry Costes, of the Costes hotel and restaurant family; the Beatrice Inn in New York; and, with the industrial designer Marc Newson, a branch of Le Baron in Tokyo. He was born in Sweden but was brought up in Paris, and as a teenager began tagging the streets with his trademark “Mr. A,” a stick figure with a winking eye and a top hat.
[From 60 by 80]
WTF? What is a legit businessman and artist doing with Linnocent? Why is he bringing a crackhead back to his place? Wait, is this some kind of “art project”? Something James Franco-esque? Yes, Linnocent is a cracked-out muse to many “artists”. And I’m sure her “muse” fees are astronomical.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Nasty
This girl is beyond redemption. I seriously doubt she will live to see 30. Lindsay already looks like a 45 year old riden hard and hung out to dry.
Why isn’t she back in the US doing her 8 bajillion hours of community service? Oh, right, the court system is ridiculous and lets her get away with everything. Ugh.
I’m getting some pretty strong ‘sexy elf’ vibes from her outfit. She should’ve saved that one for the holidays =)
Gross… she’s a walking STD.
I’m really happy for her that she is taking her community service so seriously. I can see her turning over a new leaf. One of a responsible contributing memeber of society. hahahahahaha I’m still hung over I think! Let her stay in Paris and they can deal with the fall out when they find her dead cold body still clutching that pipe!
She’s a walking petrie dish yuck! She still just looks nasty…..
Linnocent is now predictably upping “the sleaze factor,” by being seen in the wee hours w/Eurotrash types. A muse my ass.
So now she’s getting her blow and hanging w/’dude in the leather jacket who looks like a reject from Grease.’ I’m LOVING that description. Might I also add…since that dude has a “Greek-looking vibe,” the dude in the leather jacket who looks like a reject from Greece…which is the way I initially misread that description…but upon re-read, saw it said, “Grease.” Nonetheless, either apt description is working for me.
He’s interesting and nice looking.
Is she really an ‘escort/prostitute’ to all these wealthy men or do they just drink and do drugs together?
I really would like to know just to understand how low she has sunk.
Well she does look the a 2nd string call girl, after he let’s just say expressed his gratification on her face (I said it nicely) he probably threw 1000 bucks at her and told her to leave. Lindsay was thrilled as hell, she had cash to buy drugs instead of well you know, giving her dealer oral stimulation.
Personally if I were a man I would rather shut my penis in a car door than stick it any where near Lindsay.
She is obviously a paid escort to these guys. I have a feeling her STDs are going to start a world wide epidemic. Can you imagine all the STDs she’s carrying and passing along across countries?
Obviously she can’t afford her court ordered psychiatric counseling or community service. She’s too busy providing “services” for these men. Wow, mom must be so proud.
well seems like some men have no pride about where they get their thrills from –
He will have to see an exterminator and have a bleach bath to remove the lyndsey detritus from his body
and if he has a girlfriend or wife, they should dump him!
Oh, thank god! I knew we would get a good Lohan story today.
That top pic is fabulous, she looks like she’s trying to walk on ice skates. LOL @DesertRose!
And her face really does morph from day to day. Yesterday it was like a blowfish (minus the spikes) and today it’s just misshapen (i.e. 3rd pic).
She definitely does look like an escort. I wonder if it is that or that she is an excellent moocher.
“Ugh, I’ve got the Lilo and it itches like hell” – international skeezeballs
Andre is dating Annabelle Dexter-Jones, Charlotte Ronson’s half sister….. *whistling* Small world, huh?
She’s probably incubating a new type of antibiotic-resistant STD that will infect the world – gonosyphaherpelees!
André is very famous in France but also in New York, I doubt that she went back to his place for ‘romantical’ purpose, his place is always crowded with hipsters and partygoers, it’s allways allnight after parties between his hotel, his place and the couple of clubs he own in the same borrough… how do I know? I happen to live unfortunatly in that exact borrough I sam many of famous hipsters totally plastered ( hello chloé sevivigny and Peaches Geldof..)
And last but not least: he is in a committed relashionship with annabelle dexter-jones… the sister of sam ronson!!
yeaah I should run my own blog about the gossips around my block 😉
Is anyone else taking note of the attractive man in the 3rd & 5th photos? Maybe it is the obvious shame/desire to not be in the Lohan photo that I find appealing.
I’m particularly grooving on the blonde girl behind her in pic #1 with the teddy bear shirt and black rose satin pants on. Is that club wear in Paris now? Fetching.
Seriously…she’s been passed on already. That’s 3 guys (not to mention her Mom) in like 3 weeks?
Just have to say what in the hell is that woman behind Linnocent wearing in the top picture? I thought Parisans were supposed to be fashionable. Ugh.
in the first pic the guy in the yelllow jacket looks like Perez Hilton!
@ Dorothy: “Wow, mom must be so proud.”
You do know her mum is Dina Lohan right?!! 🙂 She’s been pimping her daughter since the day she fell out of her, only now that word is uncomfortably literal.
I found a picture of Lindsay with Annabelle Dexter-Jones, the alleged girlfriend of Andre Saraive.
http://ca.askmen.com/galleries/annabelle-dexter-jones/picture-2.html
So other plausibe theory: these two are previous aquintances and buddies and are just hanging out doing buddy things. It’s just a theory.
@cherryberry: Oooh snap! Great minds think alike.
I’m wondering when she is going to change her hair color, this blonde hair is starting to irk me. I would give her a more dirty blonde with her red highlights. BTW Why is CB always trying to make Linnocent a prostitute? LOL
she is a freaking pass around.
If she had as many pricks coming out of her as going in she would be a porcupine
Why, why, why must she and other Hollywood types wear those stupid booties with a dress??? It. Looks. Stupid.
what is she doing with squigie from the “lavern and shelie” show?
oh yea euro fashion so up to date..
lets see, the guy she is with is dressed like he walked off the set of “grease”.
the girl is waring a “greatfull dead”. all the guys in the back ground have “members only” jackets on… I am now waiting for the parachute pants and ponys or converse sneakers…maybe later on they can go break dancing while ABBA plays in the back ground…
smack smack smack
Good – can she just stay there? Please!!
I am getting tired of gasping about how bad she looks physically so I will rag on her ‘fashion’ instead: Gosh, those booties are ugly.
She is coated in a crust of skank that will never wash off.
So now she is a prostitute. These dudes pay her way, give her the good shit, f*ck her brains out and pass her around to their friends, and then dump her when they tire of her. And that probably happens pretty fast because you know Linnocent is a snotty, entitled little b*tch when she doesn’t get her way.
I was thinking with the last Linnocent post about all the dudes she has hooked up with over the years. What do you think her tally is by now? In the hundreds?
And I am not ragging on a woman’s right to f*ck whomever and however many dudes that she wants. But our dear sweet Linny is doing it for money, clothes, drugs, and to validate her very existance. Not for pleasure or empowerment.
I lay odds that she does not finish her court mandated hours.
@Camikastar
Yep that’s what i think and Lindsay seems to be a regular guest at the Paul & Andre nightclub.
I don’t think she’s hooking in the obvious, literal sense — i.e., “I’ll perform X services for Y amount of cash.” I think she’s working a sort of tit-for-tat thing: goods, services and the occasional wad of cash for her in exchange for notoriety, press coverage and an easy lay for him. I can’t see her succumbing to as blunt a ploy as, “Hang out with me in front of the paparazzi and have sex with me, and I’ll pay you.” I’m sure it’s more like, say, “Lindsay! You’re so freaking beautiful! Come model for my line/promote my disco/hang out with me at all the hot bars and restaurants!” And if, during that time that they’re hanging out, he should pass a wad of cash her way, well, it’s only because she doesn’t live in this country and she doesn’t carry the local currency. And if she should get some new clothes out of the deal, well, you want the model to promote the line, don’t you? And if the dude should provide transportation and lodging, well, he’s doing a friend a solid, right? And if she and her new friend should engage in a little affectionate kissing and petting, and it turns into something more, well, that’s just being friendly, isn’t it?
I can’t wait! I’m due back in LA the day before our little Cracken is due in court.
Except…now I have to be careful on the roads out there at night. I could get Lohaned! I’ll be locking up my kids, and locking up my house.
Just think of all the tax-free money she makes. She will never clean up her life. Funny thing is she thinks she has everyone fooled, including herself.
dress stolen from the austin powers set
I blame this site for my new (lol/sneer) fascination with this train wreck. She’s like a car crash. You don’t want to look, but instinctively slow your car down to gawk.
Can someone explain to me how this mess can jet-set and receive this and that free, and I work my ass off and I’m not in Paris…. on a Thursday?
Is “muse” the new term for prostitute?
Watch her end up MARRYING some real, legit guy like this. (That, and her actually getting sober, and actually completing her CS are the ONLY THINGS she could do to surprise me at this point.)
Linds used to throw piles of cash out the window of her stretch-Escalade at the little people when she was gacked on coke. Now she leans IN car windows to MAKE cash. DUIna must be so proud.
sillyone – Too funny, girlfriend!!! You made me spit out my tea! 😀
Camikastar – Or she’s getting paid extra for a threesome.
JaneWonderfalls – Because she is. She has no VERIFIABLE, LEGAL source of income; no way to pay for $5K worth of clothes at Marc Jacobs (or wherever); yet she manages to jet all over the world, get into famous clubs, and stay in fabulous hotels; and she never seems to run out of substances to abuse.
*waves at All the Usual Suspects, raises cracktini*
Well, well, well. Looks like we have a strong contender in the Miss International CokeHooker 2011 contest. Three (at least ) dudes in 3 different major cities in less than three weeks. Who could possibly outrun this horse, ladies? The only person I can think of is that repulsive Prince Albert of Monaco…but I’m not sure he does the coke, so he might be disqualified. That would be a shame, but rules *are* rules.
Does anyone know if Judge Steph can do anything to her because she has not been in LA for –what, about 3 weeks, and thus, she MUST be violating the mandate about court ordered therapy? I mean, could Steph do anything other than pucker up her lips and smooch Lindsay’s ass, the way she usually does?
This guy is no fool. He is using her just to get exposure for his clubs and his name in every rag paper.. a brilliant business move that clearly is working. Now he will become a boldface name, overnight, at her expense… and then move on. I wonder if it EVER occurs to her that the whole world uses her to get THEIR photos and names in print.. and that virtually no one appreciates her for “who she is”.
Boo – I think the judge COULD, but I don’t think she WILL. It just fits with the non-compliance-slap-on-the-wrist-stern-lecture pattern we’ve seen so far.
idk.
i never said anything nice about lindsay, but I get the feeling if we automatically assume and call her out for effing all these guys and being an escort, we might end up ridiculing ourselves.
she might be boning all these guys but if she doesnt than she has her point in the bad bad gossip media world that is treating her so UNFAIR.
The truth (of what we know) is just as funny (seriously, how many dirty man have been inside of her?)
Let me start with saying something positive; I like her dress. So, white Oprah’s plan is to build and international client base for the Craken? This seems to be the plan, a John in every port.
Well the Ronson / Dexter-Jone’s family allegedly LOATHES Linnocent. Wonder what they think of Annabelle’s bf possibly boning the Cracken???
I’m w/ Jackson – those booties look like hoofs. What’s up w/ the acid wash hair, it clashes w/ her freckles – she was cute as a redhead
Dirty Little Duck Troll
It’s incredibly telling that Linds is knowingly and willingly surrounding herself with people whose only interest is to use her name to gain notoriety.
She does it because she is deluded enough to think that she has the upperhand in these co-dependent relationships.
But if those clothes/shoes are any indication of the power dynamic, she’s totally getting shafted! (Take that any way you like. 🙂 )
I’m betting he sees her as a “performance art” piece.
That’s more his line than an opportunistic move on a crack whore.
read a comment elsewhere that he’s into s&m..
@Boo
No she can’t as Lindsay just needs to show regular participation in therapy. Plus Lindsay knows the therapy place well and they wouldn’t give her a bad report.
Innocent, would you please post the link to the place where her court-ordered schedule of regular participation is stated? Normally, regular participation in court-ordered therapy means at least once a week…and I don’t think this particular court just stated that she should go whenever the fuck she feels like it and call it
“regular.” I’d love to know why you believe that being away from her “therapist” for (at least) 3 weeks equals compliance. Are you suggesting that her therapist is a dishonest health care provider who would lie to protect Lindsay? If the judge has dated photos of her in NYC, MIlan, and Paris and the therapist states she was in CA doing her therapy, don’t you think *just maybe* Judge Steph will catch on that someone’s lying? One might suspect that since Lyndzey did not comply with the order to register for therapy on time for the last court date, that again, *just maybe* Judge Steph will be paying close attention to how that therapy is being conducted.
I also have my suspicions that Lyndzey did not get permission to leave the country…especially for this length of time, considering her court-ordered obligations that require her to be in CA. Just sayin’.
Boo Are you a lawyer? You should be…
Nicole thinks everyone should cover up and protect lindsay from her obligation…
she believes it is right to pay people off.
Nicole lives in england and I guess it is alright there… But i do not believe thats a good practice …and if the DWC or Therapy is taking a bribe then they should be in trouble too…
Lindsay has already paid “Tons” of people off not to talk…
Boo – I sure hope you’re right! It’d be so nice to see Crackhead McCracken get something other than a whack on her crack-collapsing nose with a rolled-up tabloid.
No, I’m not a lawyer. I’m a college professor, actually. But if I were a lawyer, I’d be a shark prosecutor.
the reason she is with this guy is cos they’ve known each other for ages and she’s always at his clubs. he’s actually the boyfriend of sam ronsons little sister the last i heard,so there’s that
I’m still laughing at “dirty little duck troll”. So succinct, @Micah!
Looks like whatever she did to correct her nose is starting to wear off or fail. It’s getting that bump again.
Say something nice…her extensions look a little better.
I can’t wait for her court hearing. And Boo is right. Court ordered therapy usually means every week, not whenever the hell you feel like it. And I highly doubt that office will lie to cover for Lindsay. There’s too many photos of Lindsay in New York and now Europe for them to try to lie and say she was at therapy. Why would they want to get in trouble on account of her?
And I’m waiting to hear how much of community service she really has completed. You know she’s going to sob about having to “work”.
No ‘reputable’ therapist is going to put their license on the line for this slag. The judge, with what was televised, was never clear EXACTLY what she ordered Blohan to do in terms of ‘therapy’. Innocent always makes these vague declarations, like she knows something, then when questioned, disappears. Typical.
Just heard, Patrick is her therapist.
If she gets back from europe on the third.
and you take away weekends. she could put 9 days in.
thats only if she did CS the next day after arrival and 1 day before court.
now if she has 60 hours done (like rumors have it) she will have to do 19 hours a week to finish on time. with out missing any..
Because it is only 4 hours a day of work.
4 days a week = 16 hours (not enough)…
Now if she waits until feb. then it becomes impossible to finish…
now there are holidays,outings, small jobs,therapy,and hangovers.that will get in the way.
Hope she doesnt get hurt, or something serious happens out of LA..then she is really going to be screwed.
do the math Nicole
This probation progress hearing is going to be very interesting. I hope Judge Stephanie doesn’t fall for the BS that Linnocen’t lawyer is sure to use- She was “working” in NY, Milan and Paris. She did 1 day of photo shoot, 1 press conference and attended 1 show in Milan. She attended one show in NY. Has she attended a show in Paris. In the two weeks, she’s done about 12 hours (max) of actual honest “work” in the two weeks. I don’t believe the other “services” Linnocent provided during that time will figure into the judges calculation.
As for the therapy, as much as I would like to think most healthcare providers taking patients that are in therapy as part of probation would practice ethical behavior and not lie about attendance, Linnocent & Co has been able to bribe many people. Knowing her, she probably sought out a therapist who was very willing to lie for her.
Hmm, her hair looks better, I don’t think she looks that bad. She appears happier than normal. The last time she went jet setting to Europe didn’t go so well, so if history repeats itself… she’s in a world of hurt when she gets back to Venice for her court dates. She just needs to get her shit done and stop screwing around. Take a year off from your crazy life and get it together!
Andy…you are saying she has to work every day? Just like…well, like everyone else? It’ll NEVER happen. She’s WAY too special for that.
I can definitely see her paying a “therapist” off. But if she is supposed to see this therapist in person in CA once a week–and her passport shows her whereabouts as NOT in LA for at least 3 weeks, well, then…you know. Does she get vacation from therapy? Skypetherapy? What?
How come in all the pictures Lindsay is looking down? Usually our crackie likes to look straight at the cameras. Hm…
Sometimes I wonder if Lindsay does realize how shitty her life truly is and that her career is pretty much over and people pretty much use her for whatever she can bring them (publicity, sex, etc).
But that moment of clarity is soon erased by whatever drug she chooses to do. In a way, it’s sad. Maybe if she didn’t act the way she did, more people would feel sorry for her, instead of looking at her with contempt.
BOO yea she pretty much has to work everyday…
Nicole told me at the last failed hearing that “she didnt do 4 days,she did 8 days..Because she can only do a 4 hour shift”
If that is true she is screwed..
wait into oct 17th then we will see the hours and know for sure.
right now she is just in a little trouble over it. if she hasnt completed 150 hours by jan. get ready for more punishment.
and she still has to register for the morgue. you just cant show up..so there will be a gap between both gigs
The Girlfriend Experience
It’s about time she get’s married. What else is she going to do? At least she’s going for men who will be able to pay for her lifestyle . She has some serious daddy issues, so older and wealthy is a much better fit than the whole samantha ronson fiasco.
Andy
The judge was CRYSTAL CLEAR about completing the 360 hours at the Womens Center BEFORE doing the 120 at the Morgue. She better get ‘crackin’. (pun intended)
wtf is Andre doing with that STD crackpot?
He better behave himself! No catching something he could pass to little Annabelle!
Ofc if he’s just using blohan for one of his stranger photography projects and it doesn’t require him risking his health.. then have fun 🙂
that’s the attention blohan likes most anyway. She’s made that clear.
@ Booboocita, do u remember a while back there was a sketchy story from some guy (photographer or designer) who said Linnocent promised him s*x if he did something 4 him (cant remember the exact details) & he got all p’d coz she didnt f*ck him??
Point being she prob used to promise s*x in rtn for ‘favours’ but now has worked out that she fares much better if she does do the dirty & def f*cks 4 drugs, cash, clothes etc….oh with Dina taking a 15% cut!!!
Also Linnocent’s career has worked with people like signorny weaver and jane fonda – now she sleeps with guys for drugs… Sad and a waste and why cant she see this!?
*waves* to all ladies, I’m making crackmopolitans if anyone fancies one??? 😉
these links are kinda outdated since crackie has since gone to paris but… here’s the “press conference” with the cracken and the german designer, for anyone interested. when these were sent to me pt 1 had 923 views and pt 2 had 758 views. does that seem low?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWP6_-Ex264
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-h1jpXXCaQQ
and here’s a quickie from the cynthia rowley show… and had 963 views when it was shoved in my face with “omg is her face acting weird to you” comment.
so i’m sharing the smiles 🙂
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bu3G5UT3bR4
WTF is everyone wearing? LOL It’s like Andy Warhol barfed on everybody.
Thats andre, french graffitti artist and legendary club owner. He lives in nyc with annabelle dexter- jones who is samantha ronsons sister. They are obviously have known each other for years because he is dating linnocents ex girlfriend., you can find many pictures of them together and linnocent with annabelle ( who’s incredibly pretty by the way).
she looks ugly as ever and look at her double chin and that witch nose of hers.. bad bad plastic surgery and too much snorting the coke!!! ugh so gross. she looks like a 40 year old lady!!!