YAY!!!!!! As I’ve been discussing for more than a month now, Shane Warne and Liz Hurley are absolutely perfect for each other, and they have decided to make each other the happiest cat-faces in the world! Liz tweeted the above photo, of Liz being lit from the dazzling glare coming off of Shane’s new teeth, with the message, “Thanks for all your congratulations.” What were people congratulating her about? Well, it seems that Friday night, Shane proposed to Liz in St. Andrews, Scotland, where they went on a golfing holiday. Huzzah! Liz and Shane have been together at least ten months (that we know of), including the time they spent having an affair whil Liz was still married to Arun Nayar. Sometimes, when two cat-faces click, they just click:
Happy news for Elizabeth Hurley! The Gossip Girl actress and model, 46, is engaged to her boyfriend of 10 months, Australian cricketer Shane Warne.
Reportedly getting down on bended knee at the Old Course Hotel in Scotland Friday, Warne, 42, is said to have proposed during dinner at the hotel’s Road Hole Restaurant.
Though a hotel source declined to comment on the couple’s dinner, a source confirmed the happy news to Us Weekly.“They are engaged!” reports the insider.
Flashing a giant sapphire and diamond engagement sparkler Saturday, Hurley Tweeted a photo of the pair prior to their dinner, along with the message “Thanks for all your congratulations.” Warne then copied the message onto his own Twitter page and circulated it to his followers.
It will be the second marriage for both Warne and Hurley, who finalized her divorce from hubby of four years Arun Nayar in June.
[From Us Weekly]
Now, will they ever end up walking down the aisle? Probably, I would think. Shane has his own money, I believe (he’s one of Australia’s most famous cricketers), and it’s not the bait-and-switch situation that Liz found herself in with Arun – where his parents were the ones with money, and Liz and Arun lived like millionaires, not billionaires. Now, will Shane and Liz last? Who knows? I’ve long suspected that Shane is Liz’s ultimate “fixer-upper” project – she’s remaking him, like she’s Prof. Higgins and Shane is Eliza Doolittle. Shane seems more than happy to oblige, and I honestly think he adores her. I don’t mean to be too naïve about the couple though – he’s a known womanizer and Liz is rather sleazy. Is it too much to think that they’ll be able to figure it out and live happily ever after?
These are photos of Liz & Shane yesterday in Scotland. What is she doing to his ass?
More photos:
Photos courtesy of Liz’s Twitter, Pacific Coast News and WENN.
He looks reddish going on purple, what’s up with that?
Looks like he is grinning and holding his breath til he turns purple, all at the same time, in that first photo.
Birdix, he’s trying to match his tie.
@Birdix LOL.
They seem to enjoy each others company.
If Liz’s face were capable of making expressions it would be emoting, “What the f**k have I gotten myself into?” The glimmer in those eyes isn’t joy is wtf-ness.
Shane on the other hand looks thrilled to be there.
I really, REALLY want to see their wedding photos.
Gah!!! He makes Snookie look pale. Also, what’s with her giving him a wedgie? I bet she spanks him when he’s naughty too.
the terror of the England batting line up reduced to THIS
Dude looks a lil’ frooty patootie!
“What is she doing to his ass?”
She is telling him that next up is a butt implant and lift.
Perfect match!
Wow, Siegfried is with Liz Hurley now? How could he do this to Roy????
Teeth can be TOO white, you know.
I want to see both of them in a remake of The Custom of the Country.
Undine finally found her Moffatt! <3
Anyone from LA think he looks just like the weatherman, Dallas Raines?
Re-making him, yes. But more like the husband in Stepford Wives than Professor Higgins.. is it actually a Shanebot?
His face freaks me out. It looks so stretched and fake.
LOL, i cant suppress my laughter everytime i see that guys joker face. And that first picture……..ROFL……..
PRICELESS COMEDY 😀
his face has the same thing going on as Joan VanArk-something seriously went awry in the facial rejuviderme dept. solid shiny puffy & purple? yechh
What… no snarky comments about her getting a sapphire engagement ring? Dang, I figure there would be a complete rant about it.
Though I still love nontraditional engagement rings. And it is a lovely ring.
But I am thrilled for this couple.
And look forward to see what new procedure’s he ends up with before the wedding pictures are done! 🙂
the best you can say about him is that he is scary
No comment on either of them but the ring is gorgeous. I love sapphires and even though I LOVE my engagement ring, I sometimes wish mine was sapphire instead of diamonds.
His skin looks like he’s having laser resurfacing. His teeth are terrible, you really can go too white.
I love the pink dress. That’s a wicked awesome pink.
I like them. I like their sleazy (good word) freak factor.
Awesome post — pure Celebitchy. Relishing the gossip, but pointing out the ridiculousness to great effect.
“…the dazzling glare coming off of Shane’s new teeth”
“…she’s remaking him, like she’s Prof. Higgins and Shane is Eliza Doolittle”
Omg, so dead on and so inspired!
These two will keep the British and Australian tabs busy for years. I also look forward to photos of them vacationing with Hugh Grant.
But seriously, this guy is now as jacked as Lindsay Lohan, in terms of looking old and wrecked for his age. Forty-two is like a peak age for men in terms of looking handsome and full of character, and instead this guy looks like a 60-year-old desperately trying to keep up with a trophy wife through spraying chemicals at his face. Just for comparison’s sake, Harrison Ford was 46 in Working Girl.
That dude is so freaking scary looking. He’s bordering on Wildestein.
Liz must have a heart in there somewhere, since it was her idea to tweak his face, she’s sticking it out with him even though he looks like a puffy corpse.
Don’t kid yourself…Warnie is loaded…thing is is that the man cannot keep it in his pants…but then again if rumor is to be believed neither can EH either. And I LOVED her ring…man has good taste…I do wish them well. In a funny way I think they are well suited…
Wish them well and they are a great freakish couple – do seem made for each other. But why the rush!?! Its like these people are so loaded and used to having whatever they want – so marriage is the only thing that spices life up.
Does Liz smoke? I see that Warnie is still holding a ciggie in one of the pics!
I don’t care what she’s doing to his ass, I want to know why he’s holding 2 cigs (1 in each hand) in the picture below the ass-pull one. WTH is that about?!
Shane’s Indian name:
Runs With 2 Butts
Is this the man she was cheating on or with? Because I notice that many people are quick to bash Ashton for his ways but not her. Could it be a double standard ladies??? But to be honest I never fancied Liz Hurley even when she was with Hugh Grant. I felt after all his flaws he was the only redeeming quality she has.
Another site said this guy is a chronic cheater. Don’t know if it’s true but chances of this lasting very long seem pretty slim.
That particular shade of tooth? Radioactive white.
Oh boy, this is going to be all kinds of fun….
He looks like a low rent gay magician on a cruiseship.
@ I want shoes…you made me cackle so loud i startled my hubby of 6years and he commented of said cackle…..”that’s the first time I’ve heard that,,”
Mucho gracias…
I wish them well. They seem like a lovely reassembled couple.
Kiki I’m in agreement they seem like they have fun together.
Congrats, Liz, now tell your to-be-pookie to ease it with the fake bake at the wedding day, so he doesn’t look so turnip-y. And what’s with his lips???
The comments made me chuckle yet I dunno why I’m rooting for this couple. He’s Tom Brady to Liz’s Giselle. Something about his funny looks that makes him endearing to me.
Well throw another shrimp on the barbie! Good old womanizing Shane is going to marry Liz. I want some form of ID to prove it’s him, as this guy in no way resembles the Shane of a year ago. I’m going to say it will not last. She has turned him into a life size replica of a Thunderbirds puppet and he’s let her do it as he’s so p*@&y whipped. When he stacks back on that 20 kg he lost, and his teeth lose their glow, and he runs out of Estee Lauder for his face, she will run for the hills. I wonder if she lets him talk at parties or whether she just sticks her hand up his arse and plays ventriloquist. She probably has him in elocution lessons so he will lose his Aussie twang. This situation will play out in an interesting way.
Yay – Barbie will marry Ken! I like these two together. I think they’ll last. They’re both evenly matched – superficial, have wandering eyes and may well be a match for each other.
Shane looks like Ken. A very ugly Ken.
But whatever, I don’t mind them at all. Good luck to them both.
Ref. his holding two ciggies. He is actually holding 2 golf tees (spike side down)
Fiona: thank you for clarifying.
Shane’s corrected Indian name:
Runs with small teetees
Omg. I love these two. They’re so awesomely insane. Ha! Good for them! (And what a beautiful ring! I love it. My engagement ring is an oval sapphire with diamonds, so I’m totally biased.)
Two nasty underhand cheats together. I am holding my breath waiting for the laughter that will come soon when they cheat on each other.
@Andie B: a Thunderbirds puppet — so true! And funny!
The other hubby was way hotter. But he must have been a shitty one for her to leave that hotness for this hot mess. So bully for Liz.
She is a very pretty lady but she just seems so damn stupid.
He looks radioactive.