Honestly, I never saw what the big deal was with Pippa Middleton’s ass (of lies). Worst case scenario, she has a flat bum that she padded for her sister’s wedding. Best case scenario, she barely has much of an ass, and everyone just got hysterical over how nice she looked in a really beautifully tailored maid of honor gown, a gown that would make anyone’s ass look cute. Basically, I estimated Pippa’s figure to be slender and athletic, not particularly curvy, and nothing all that amazing. Now, that was before I saw Pippa in this low-cut Alice Temberley gown over the weekend.
Pippa and her boyfriend Alex Loudon went to a charity event called the “Boodles Boxing Ball” – it was a big event that brought out a mix of new and old money. Pippa decided to sex it up and instead of showing her famous bottom in a tight, cinched dress, Pippa decided to show off her rack. Um… she has a really nice bust, right? Why were we talking about her ass when her boobs are so nice?
So… I do like Pippa in this dress, although I think the orange-red would have looked better on her if Pippa wasn’t so obsessed with fake-baking. She’s too orange-brown – she needs to go lighter. Other than the skin issue, though, I do think Pippa looks really good here, and it’s nice to see her dressed like a single, 28-year-old young woman who doesn’t need to dress so conservatively all the time.
Did you know Pippa and Alex have been together 3 years? That’s what the Mail claims, although I suspect that there have been some breakups along the way. Anyway, everybody is claiming that Alex and Pippa are totally for real now and they’re quietly planning on getting married, and Pippa will definitely wear Temperley for her wedding dress. I’m still doubting the whole thing, though. Little Uptradey thinks she can do better than Alex. And she’s probably right.
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Ouch, Lollipop head syndrome…
She looks great, that’s an amazing dress.
She looks lovely. I feel sorry for her in a way because her privacy is gone and all because her sister married a Prince. People write appalling things about her. Jesus she doesn’t court fame, she just happens to be trailed by the paparazzi.
That dress is not doing anything for her boobies at all. The padding isn’t right too.
It’s the same with that hideous green dress she wore after the wedding.
Glad I wasn’t the only one to notice this. Her boobs are hanging way too low, and you can clearly see there is padding below the line of her boobs. All in all, it makes for a distorted look. With a proper bra, boobs should be halfway between the shoulder and elbow. Hers are hanging down almost to her elbows!
Maybe it’s the combination of the low-cut, the color, the shine of the fabric and the huge flower in the chest area, but I thought it was French Connection or high street wear. She still looks lovely, I just don’t like the dress.
I think she looks good, needs to lighten up on the tan, and not crazy about the gold shoes. I think the real story is how good Chelsy Davy looked at this event – maybe Harry and all that partying wasn’t good for her, because she’s been looking WAY better than she did at the end of her relationship with Harry.
Trashy and her boobs are almost touching her waist – plus, I hate the color and it is too long.
Hope she and this Alex won’t have such a creepy, 1950’s style marriage as her sister.
The color needed to be truer to red. Coupled with that stupid flower and I don’t like it. Jecca Craig and Geri Halliwell’s low cut v-neck red dresses were better than hers (though Jecca needed hers ironed, and Geri’s had that stupid u-bar).
No ass shots? Surely it would have ended the debate seeing as how that fabric could not have hidden much. Plus the red would have showed shadows better (where as white doesn’t).
I think she’s going to settle with this guy. It’s been enough months for her to uptrade and she hasn’t so it’s probably not going to happen. I guess Waity’s marriage wasn’t enough to open the doors for the Middletons to the upper classes. Plus Pippa’s not hot enough for the upper crusts to overlook her family’s obvious social climbing ways.
Yeah I was gonna say it before, but I didnt fell like being mean this morning, then changed my mind.
Her boobs, for being small and young, sit pretty low on her body. Not saying they are saggy, just that they are situated low and I think it’s unsexy.
But boo to the dress haters – that dress is the bomb!
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02015/Pippa-Boodles_2015311c.jpg
Holy Stark she looks like a drag queen here.
why does everyone equate sexiness with exposing their breasts? this dress looks ill-fitting and she looks embarrassed. did she forget her wrap? kate has it all over her for dressing appropriately. i can’t imagine the queen would approve this display!
At least she isn’t skin and bones emaciated like Kate.
Girlfriend needs to get her eyebrows shaped and ditch the 80’s flipped fringe
Still don’t see what the big deal is and I hate that dress. And her eyebrows are strange. Aside from all that negative stuff, she is a pretty girl with a nice figure.
Do you think Pippa needs to OK it with the palace if she wants to get engaged/married/knocked up?
Imagine if Pips got preggo out of wedlock. And imagine it was before a royal heir was born! The Queen would be hollering from the rooftops. Kate would SHANK her sister.
Maybe it’s just the angle of the photo or the cut of her dress but her breasts look like they start slightly above her navel. Perky, but waaaay too low. She looks like she’s in a time warp with the flip bangs and eyeliner and I am so over the orange skin. Enough already. Can’t we just enjoy our natural melatonin levels? No one needs to be an Oompa Loompa.
The pleats at the bottom of her boobs are empty and gives the impression that her boobs are lower than they are. But I like that his eyes match her dress in the second picture.
that gown looks like a prom dress.
is she wearing ballet flats with it???
Wow – why such antipathy? She’s a normal person – not a movie star – and I think she’s really cute.
And her figure IS awesome . . . she’s a runner and super toned. No the “girls” aren’t low, it’s the cut of the dress.
I think she looks better in some of the pictures than others (of the same dress – e.g., I think the second-to-last pic is great except her eyes are closed). And re: “a gown that would make anyone’s ass look cute” oh if only that were true. I’d buy the dress just to wear around the house.
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I don’t find this dress particularly flattering, either. And is it me, or does she look waaaay older than 28?
The dress looks okay; but she still has the budget issue. Also, what is up w/her boobs? What is wrong with Loudon? He is a decent catch; he is old family and related to the Dutch royals. She better be careful about looking to trade up…..she may end up with no one.
Looking at her eyes and facial expressions in all these pics….all I see is unabashed, naked ambition.
I like Pippa’s seemingly unintentional coyness or is it assuming? She plays that very well. Eventually, she’ll have to do something about her jowls…lift and tuck a bit but I think she looks good.
her boobs look low and hangy in that dress – not a flattering look at all.
Ok, basically this woman is becoming the British version of Paris Hilton imho, although I do enjoy news of her a lot more.
I mean, she’s a European socialite who’s only famous because her sister married a prince. BUT she does have a great body and I love that dress.
I think here in the US people are so accustomed to seeing fake boobs that start one inch under the collarbone that normal boobs seems too low. That dress doesn’t have much support, but she looks great.
Bizarre fit on the top of the dress. Makes her look matronly. She is just OK in the face, but has a great body.
old man face is at it again! nope, the dress is nothing extraordinary it’s just a bold low cut but she needs to stop. it’s getting embarrassing
Sorry, but that dress is TACKY. Giant flowers on a red dress just screams Chiquita banana. I think Pippa is beautiful though.
The dress is just okay, but it does make her chest look low and saggy…not flattering on her at all. Unfortuantely, this girl really doesn’t have the grace or style of her sister.
In Hollyweird 99% of the women have fake boobs so this is why it’s so hard for us to recognize and appreciate real boobs and those are some nice looking boobs. She has a great figure, I won’t comment on the fake bake that makes her look 40. I would like to see more women be natural, toned and healthy looking like her. Just for that I give her a thumbs up.
That dress just looks cheap to me. And yes her girls hang WAY low, she needs a bra at all times for sure.
Her hair and make-up look like she’s on her way to the supermarket, not a formal event.
@28 Palermo and @#33 Monette:
I agree that everyone is so used to seeing silicone or whatever it is that they don’t recognize normal breasts anymore.
Just think one day, people will comment that you’re old and saggy somewhere without botox, fillers, injections, fake tits, veneers/whitening, lipo…the list is endless! Maybe one day, people without the cat eye look will be assumed to be lazy and old. It’s the evolution of mankind (with a alot of help from the surgeons).
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Meh on the dress.
Hate the shoes.
Hair is so healthy!
No woman should wear this sytle top. It is so unflattering. It presses down on the chest creating sagging boobs! If you had big boobs it would look even worse. Not a good look on anyone.
Real boobs come in all shapes, sizes, and elevations. A 30-something close friend has a petite pair so high they’re just about right under her neck. I’m middle-aged, and mine are about midway between the neck and waist. Pippa’s are surprisingly low-hung for someone so young and thin and never pregnant.
The word is a common girl There are tons of cutter girls everywhere you look. Somehow no matter how much this family tries to look effortless classy and stylish they end up just looking like they are heading out for a highschool prom. That’s what she looks like. It is her hair, OMG, you are not going to a mall to shop it’s a fancy event. Put it up, wax your eyebrows and ask a makeup artist how to soften your face. Common!
ewwwww…she needs to wax her upperlip too!!!!
She looks nice. Her boyfriend however…hot damn.
38. Diana –
You think her dress is for a highschool prom? You should see Kate’s
http://tinyurl.com/5w4x8bb
http://tinyurl.com/6eeaj35
Cyan is incredibly hard to pull off and Kate wasn’t successful here. Also that ribbon – that dress is something that only a teenager would wear. Even Beatrice and Eugenie managed to dress better than these two.
I guess their nouveau riche money can never buy them class.
I guess if you’re going to marry a man you don’t love, it might as well be the richer man with the fancier title. But it really must just blow to have to see someone you don’t love naked and unshowered – growing older and saggier – every. single. day. of your life. It’s in the icky moments that love comes to the rescue.
I live in NYC. Slender and boyish is the sough-after look (at least in my demographic). Fake boobs are not popular here at all, but going braless is (unfortunately). Even on the playground, braless tank-topped moms of 2 or 3 little ones don’t have boobs so low. It’s not that everyone’s paradigm has shifted from seeing too many fakes, it’s that Pippa’s boobs are ridin’ low, plain and simple.
@41 Thank you for the links. Meh….all around the world. I just don’t seem to get it tough! Why aren’t these 3 rich women finding a decent stylist that listens to what they like to wear, but also advice them on: how to combine materials, what goes well with what, what doesn’t look good in a photo, and mostly….they need a good make-up artist. This way they won’t be looking like they just came out of the afternoon shift and slapped some cheap makeup on, in their car, on the way to the event. You know what is really bad…that both sisters like to shop and like fashion. And pretty much this is what Kate has been doing for the last 10 years. There are TONS of girls who are as young, have one or two jobs, one or two kids and modest budgets, but look a LOT better than these two. I swear to God to me Pippa looks like a man with a wig. She also seem to not be comfortable being in the center of the attention and have her pics taken. And where the heck is everyone around them? Didn’t anyone told them: “hey btw that dress make you look like you are 50”. many of my gf have stuff to say to me when I go offroad with an outfit. It’s a simple as that: yes I do believe Kate you did your own make up for your big day. it looks like that. And why in the earth you would do that? Hm…your dress was extremely expensive!!!
Her chi-chis sit kinda low for a young girl Maybe she jogs commando and braless. Gorgeous scarlet dress though and I like her fashion style.
Why does her head look so huge? I’ve never thought that before.
pippa looks amazing, she looks so normal and her boyfriend looks like he’s so in love with her like he can’t wait to get it on with her. I love her figure ‘coz it’s so rare to see someone today who isn’t anorexic.