Here are some more photos of Linnocent in Paris, taken by Terry Richardson. Uncle Terry photographed Linnocent extensively while they were in Paris, and LL is making her little open-mouthed beej faces in almost all of them. Because that’s the way Uncle Terry likes it. Ugh. Anyway, with all of the photos coming out of Paris, most people focused on Linnocent’s crackie face and her jacked crack lips. But it seems like Perez Hilton was looking at something else – Linnocent’s arms. Specifically, there were some weird “blemishes” on LL’s skin. Here’s a decent photo of the weirdness:
Do you see that? She has what looks like some older scars on her left arm. They look like old lines from where she used to cut herself. To me, they definitely look like OLD scars, and not something new. After all, people have been noticing Linnocent’s cutter-scars for years. Anyway, Perez Hilton ran a story called “Oh No! Is Lindsay Cutting???” – a post which said in part that he noticed a “fresh scar… We’ve seen that kind of scar before. We’ve seen that kind of scar on HER before. We have a deep, dark feeling we know exactly what is going on – and we want it to stop. Honey, what is wrong with you? Why aren’t you getting any better?” So what did Linnocent do? She issued a denial to Gossip Cop and positioned herself as the victim of bullying.
Lindsay Lohan is the latest victim of Perez Hilton’s reckless sensationalism, with the blogger desperately trying to stir controversy by suggesting that the actress is cutting herself.
Perez takes a picture of Lohan from a Paris Fashion Week event and draws an arrow pointing to what he calls a “disturbing image” of a “fresh scar” on the star’s left arm.
“We’ve seen that kind of scar before,” writes Perez. “We’ve seen that kind of scar on HER before. We have a deep, dark feeling we know exactly what is going on – and we want it to stop.”
Actually, he has NO clue what’s going on.
There’s a minor, barely visible scratch below Lohan’s elbow.
You have to work pretty hard to turn a tiny scrape that no one else even noticed into a warning sign of serious self-mutilation, and that’s exactly what Perez does, hoping to turn Lohan into a cutter.
He scolds, “Honey, what is wrong with you? Why aren’t you getting any better? Why are you still the hottest mess of the Western Hemisphere? What’s it going to take to get you back on the right track???”
Those questions, of course, are better directed at Perez himself.
Self-harm is a real and grave issue for young people everywhere.
Women like Demi Lovato speak about their experiences in the hopes that they can help others from going down a similar path.
Perez, meanwhile, trivializes cutting to take a cheap shot at Lindsay Lohan.
Lohan tells Gossip Cop the blogger is 100% wrong with his cutter allegations, saying, “That’s crazy.”
[From Gossip Cop]
I don’t understand all of it. She used to be a cutter, it’s well-documented, so I don’t see what’s so “crazy” about any allegation. But, those are not fresh cut marks on her arm, so Perez was full of it. That being said, it’s not bullying to point out someone’s scar, nor is it bullying to wonder if a former cutter is cutting herself currently. Why are people getting so sensitive and touchy about a crackheaded call girl?
Photos courtesy of WENN, Terry’s Diary.
What a trashy looking dress- why dont you buy and wear underwear linnocent?
Queen of the hookers.
Nice group…guess scum attracts scum.
Ugh, Perez is obviously making a big deal out of nothing – the scars are old. And personally, I think cutting is something you should leave alone unless you are ACTUALLY concerned, not just trying to bring more views to your page like I suspect Perez is doing. I was a cutter for a few years, so I guess it just hits closer to home for me. But if Lohan is struggling with that (on top of drug addiction), I feel for her, no matter how selfish and awful some of us may think she is.
both are ho s
If I were Lindsey Wixson’s parents all the way in Wichita, I’d be a little freaked that my daughter was hanging around Terry and Lohan.
Why would she think I would or anyone else would want to see her tatas? Cover up already.
I actually do think that it is a bit bully-ish to point out something very sensitive like self-harm, even if it is on Lindsay Lohan. She’s still a person with feelings, and self-harm can be a very personal and touchy subject, and it’s frankly no one else’s business.
I mean, this isn’t like asking if she got botox or pointing out that her hair is greasy or whatever. This is something much deeper.
WTF what is Lindsey Wixson doing there! I love her and to see her with those gross people breaks my heart! She is what, 17?
I was wondering why I didn’t see her in one of the great F/W 2011 campaigns or S/S 2011 for that matter. I hope it’s not because she’s hanging out with people like LL and TR, being all gross, druggy and sex-y.
I am so bothered by this!!!!!
If you zoom in on this photo of Lohan in Milan, you can see that there is another scar right above her wrist on the hand holding euro Phil’s hand. I don’t know enough about cutting to give an opinion as to whether this is fresh or not.
http://www.celebuzz.com/photos/lindsay-lohan-holds-hands-with-designer-philipp-plein/lindsay-lohan-holds-hands-with-designer-philipp-plein-8/
All I get from those photos is apparently her right boob is more photogenic. Poor left boob, no one wants you unless righty is in the photo, too.
“She’s still a person with feelings, and self-harm can be a very personal and touchy subject”
When she starts caring, maybe we will.
Those are probably just scars from scratching because she’s got that junkie itch.
The only thing I’m seeing is one old scar. I worked in a hospital and I’ve seen people who cut themself and it looked worst than you can imagine. Arms and upper thighs with scars next to scars and on top of that new cuts – horrible.
I don’t think she cuts herself, she has found other ways to release the pain…
Excellent crack-poses
Feel like I need a tetanus shot after viewing these photos….ewwwwww
not to jump to her defense or anything, but constantly pointing out someone’s flaws and issues – especially in public – kind of actually is the definition of bullying.
i mean, i know that she’s lindsay lohan. and i mean, i know that he’s perez hilton . and i know they’re both a little ridiculous, but i agree, an issue like self-mutilation is kind of a big deal, it’s a very personal, ugly, dark, and incredibly sad place for someone to be in – if a person is experiencing something like that in their lives, they need professional help and support and love and space and time to heal (ala demi lovato)….. NOT false, uber-b*tchy, sarcastic “honey, what is wrong with you….”
exposing someone as a cutter when they’re not ready to confront or talk about the issue is, in my eyes, about the same as publicly out-ing someone who is gay before they’re ready to confront or talk about those issues…. i personally think it’s a tacky, low-class, down right mean thing to do… but we also know he’s not above that either…. just ask lance bass.
Meh. Nobody pays attention to Perez anymore anyway do they? He got too big for his britches and jumped the shark thinking he was as big a celeb as the people he was reporting gossip bits on. Definitely overexposed himself. He took it way too far IMO when he posted the graphic photos of Dustin Lance Black who wrote Milk. Hypocrite. Now when I do bother to read a post on his website most of the commenters are calling him out for being a bullying hypocrite.
Who is the other girl with Wixson and Lohan?
All I have to say is that I hope that gorgeous looking model didn’t get too close to Linnocent!!
Linnocent is clueless, u can see she thinks she looks hot and sxy and all femme fatale where in reality she looks drugged/drunk out of her mind and is struggling to keep her eyes open rather than the sxy ‘come to bed heavy eyelids’ she thinks she is doing!!
Crackmopolitans next to the vat if anyone fancies them 🙂
The one arm looks like old bruises.. My lil sister wasn’t just a cutter, she would use flashlights or whatever was handy to beat herself w/ (Seriously). W/ lil sis was a quilt complex as she was daddy’s lil girl and never could get into trouble..while all attention at school went to me to they to help me cover more bruises and gashes from beatings I got from my fathers hands and fists. So I KNOW those scars well from how my sister looked. If the Fame whore is crazy enough at that age to do that to herself for attention… At this point let her sit in a corner and beat herself into some sense!!! She and Paris are so irrelevant…. Why can’t there be a law where all has been cokes out fame whores and has beens be sent to some third world country and be FORCED into doing good deeds and seeing what the real world is really like???? Damn I would donate to that organization just to get rid of them!!
I totally forgot she used to be a cutter. So it does make sense. Mea Culpa because I would have bought those stories myself. But then I looked online and found a ton of articles relating to her having used to cut herself.
Normally I would have empathy for someone dealing with cutting/emo issues but its clear that LL does this for attention.
I think she intentionally wears clothing to ‘show them off’ so people will give her some sympathy/pity attention.
I dont put anything past her, this girl is an attention addict along with her other addictions. Doesnt matter if its negative, positive or pure pity, she craves attention as much as her crack.
and there after saying “that’s crazy” she finished her sentence “how did he know me so well!!”
they should call these shots my right boob. kept drawing me to that half exposed boob. she’s stuff coke inside their hasn’t she. lol. sorry i’m off today.
She had a big cut/scar on her upper thigh a few weeks back when she was still in LA…it looked more like a gash. And really, her legs are covered in nasty looking bruises…if she’s not cutting, SOMETHING violent is going on there, and maybe she does need some real help, whether she’s doing it to herself or allowing others to do it to her (for money).
When all is said and done, though, it’s very hard to care for someone who cares so very little for herself.
@ Incredulous
Thanks for the laugh you made my afternoon!
the other girl with lohan and wixson is charlotte free
Ruby Red
I’m ALWAYS up for cracktails by the vat with you. Covers off, rains gone. For us in SoCal, that probably means until January if were lucky or February.
Did you read this Lindsey Wixson’s wiki page. Very accomplished for someone 17. She was/is a runway model for all the hot designers Blohan couldn’t get into see. Her agents/managers need to get her away from ‘Ebola Blohan’ STAT. The Typhoid Mary of careers are around your daughter Wixson parents. Double cracktails Ruby Red?
Boo
Those cuts/bruises are called ‘rough trade’. Your average/everyday rich johns want ‘stunning, good looking’ hookers, not this slag. Don’t bother passing me the crying towel, she does it to herself. And not in a ‘I can’t help it, I’m depressed’ way but the ‘I need the money, I’m broke’ way. Sorry.
If you click on the first image and zoom in, on her arm just below her elbow are what look suspiciously like track marks, they aren’t clean cuts, rather little holes in neat little rows. It’s sad to see someone who had everything piss it all away.
I think she truly thinks she is a model. Sad.
The 2 cut marks on the upper arm (above the elbow) look old; the one below the elbow looks kind of “fresh.”
Mad, Ruby Red – I’ll meet you in the vat. The rain (here) has stopped for now, but I’m not holding my breath for a clear day!
where’s her hair in these photos?? in a low pony behind her neck? i can’t tell
Lindsay looks so malnourished & unhealthy..her state of mind & body is very sad indeed. Someone help her.
After reading about Terry Richardson, one can only guess what she’s wiping away from the corner of her mouth in that one photo **shudders**
**sipping my cracktini as I swim through the vodka vat waving @the original Bella, @Madisyn, @ruby red, @brin, @ladybert**
She looks zoned out. So does that other skinny model.
Good grief, it looks like a scratch. If you are looking for relevence Hilton, try using someone else.
Ruby Red make way, here comes bellaluna. *screaming ‘INCOMING’!* belle, did you bring the melon balls? The Treehouse Bar & Grille is OUT and I’m not sure who, but SOMEONE (probably me) ‘skimmed’ all the melon balls out of the vat.
The scars are old, like someone before me said, she’s found other ‘outlets’ to relieve stress/anxiety. Not to mention her ‘rough trade’ hooker exploits. Hell, even today when I REALLY ‘tie one on’, I come home and the next morning I have a scratch here, a black ‘n’ blue mark there. And I didn’t go home with anyone or falldown. It happens.
*Waving* at Morticians. Was it YOU who ate all the melon balls in the vodka vat? Yeah, “Uncle Terry!” Thats what hookers say to the front desk of a classy hotel when checking in: “I’m here to see my ‘Uncle'”
Gosh, two more weeks and the countdown begins. bellaluna, I was thinking of starting that pool regarding her CS hours the weekend before her court hearing. Any better ideas? I don’t think we need a week, 5 days should suffice, no?
P.S. Does ANYONE know, is that twit still in Paris? Aren’t these pics from the weekend? (Bess, Boo you always have the 411)
@Lauren You cannot help someone who obviously does not want to be helped. If she cannot be helped after 4 rehab attempts then she is a lost cause.
Perez Hilton is far more vile and nauseating than LL. Just looking at that creep makes me want to shower.
@Lairen – “I think cutting is something you should leave alone unless you are ACTUALLY concerned, not just trying to bring more views to your page like I suspect Perez is doing. I was a cutter for a few years, so I guess it just hits closer to home for me. But if Lohan is struggling with that (on top of drug addiction), I feel for her, no matter how selfish and awful some of us may think she is.”
I have to agree with you on this one. I’ve had a few friends who actively suffer (or suffered in the past) with the problem of cutting. It would’v just been more decent to leave it alone.
Granted… I’m very curious as to why the images weren’t editted to remove the visible scarring… As it’s obvious that they Photoshopped the hell out of her everywhere else. I don’t suppose the photographer was leaving them included to bring a sort of ‘edgy’ feel to it?
Can’t believe so many people analyse this woman’s habits. Why would you even want to admit you could even guess what she is doing? Who is she and why do we care? Or is this Lindsay in the photos with the more famous models or something?
All call girl jokes aside, The girl is in some serious emotional pain if she’s cutting. When someone is that fragile it doesn’t take much to send them over the edge.
I used to cut until I got help, but you have to admit that you have problems you can’t overcome by yourself. She seems to blame her problems on everyone else, while surrounding herself with enablers.
I’m afraid one of these married men she’s dating is going to break her heart and she’s gonna od on sleeping pills because that’s what Marilyn Monroe did. I feel really bad for this girl. I hope she gets her shit together before it’s to late.
I have been a cutter for years. I haven’t injured in nearly a year, but it’s a struggle. I am tempted every time I get upset or stressed. Some people drink, I would hurt myself. It was never for attention, most people in my life have no idea I do it. It genuinely made me feel better. I realize that’s difficult for normal people to understand, but dont jump on her for not just “stopping” like any addiction, it’s more complicated than that.
My only advice is to invest in a bra, honey. She’s young(ish) now, but when those puppies really start to head south, yikes!
@Madisyn, I may have skimmed a couple of melon balls off of the top when no one was looking 😉
what’s the “prize” for guessing her CS hours? And is it whoever comes closest without going over?
Those scars are pink, folks pink…..think about it how long does a sccar from a cut stay pink befoe it fades to skin color or pale white (in whites mostly)…once a scar heals its fades …Now she can say they are old or not from cuts or anything at all but those don’t look to old to me and she didn’t have that one on her upper arm in Milan …go look at those pictures…as for not wanting people to see them HA…..if she didn’t want people to notice her body(arms, legs ) etc then she would wear a hell of a lot more cloths…and thats another thing…
You know she is reading this comments because she wore those shorter the short blue shorts the other night and got blastid in the photos room the press about the bruises on her legs and also about how floppy and nasty her boobs looks in that gold floursack and she is strolling (if anybody can actually strole in 7 inch heels)in Paris in a dress she had to have stolen from my little priness dress shop because the top was so tight it flatten her boobs completely and the bottom covered her legs to below the knee..and she still looks nasty……
Who is that skeletal girl with the rather large head?
I was also a cutter and for me it was an emotional release and it made me feel better. I’m curious as to why some posters are more concerned about this behavior of Lindsay’s than her abuse of drugs and alcohol. Any of them could be deadly.
Lindsay appears to be a truly unlikable, rude, condescending, scoflaw with few redeeming qualities. That is why we mock her even as we watch her fall to pieces.
Morticians
I KNEW it was you in the case of the ‘Missing Melon Balls’.
No prize per se, BRAGGING RIGHTS. They go a loonngg way. Maybe EXTRA cracktini’s?
Good thinking, those ‘price is right’ rules because if, like myself, guesses 33 hours (and that is my guess, her last court hearing update, I reserve the right to change it to 34) and you say 35 hours and no one comes in at 34, we could have a problem.
Or we could just name ‘co-winners’. Yeah, I like ‘co-winners’ better, what about you? And multiple people can guess the same amount of hours.
The rules are flexible, I’m open to suggestions. I just have to run it by my boss/twin and the head of the syndicate. (bellaluna)
I have to go out in about 15 minutes, so this may be my last post for about 3-4 hours, but I shall return. (Famous last words)
*tosses more melon balls into the vat* Alright, ladies, calm down. I still have another “unadulterated” watermelon in the fridge, for the Epic Crack Tailgate. (I can’t use cantaloupe, due to the listeria thing.) 😉 Going to read the rest of the comments now…BRB
OK, I’m back.
Morticians – Traditionally, we pool the winnings to go towards the next Crack Tailgate – more crack-snacks, you know. 😉 But it’s up to you.
Madisyn – I think 5 days is enough time to “gather a betting pool,” as it were, for her CS. Provided she keeps on this roll (so we have more Linnocent posts) I can’t imagine needing more time.
To be honest she actually looks nice in the black and white photos. But I didn’t know she use to cut herself. As much as I make fun of LL, I’m starting to feel sorry for her because it’s only a matter of time before she meets her end and all in all that isn’t funny. She has serious issues and all the people around her including Mama Lohan is enabling this girl.
She’s got a year for her CS, so while there may be disaproval, I’m not sure there’s any legal force behind it. Sautner seems to have severely overestimated Lohan’s sense of shame.
Maybe she does her counselling on the phone while she “works.”
Is it just me or is Lindsay fading even as tabloid fodder?
@HannahF – “I’m curious as to why some posters are more concerned about this behavior of Lindsay’s than her abuse of drugs and alcohol. Any of them could be deadly.”
I definitely don’t mean that Lindsay’s idiotic life choices (or her nasty attitude) should be ignored/off limits. After all (she more often than not) begs for the attention, using negative behaviors. The drugs/alcohol are obviously a huge problem worthy of attention.
I think a lot of posters who’ve had experience with cutting might be feeling a bit of ’empathy’, at least for that specific behavior, & feel sympathy. She acts out, she’s an arrogant trainwreck. Her choices are STILL her choices (no excuses), but she *is* surrounded by enablers who only care how much they can make off her, & was raised by Dina & Michael Lohan.
It’s unpleasant to imagine what it’s like to be Lindsay, especially between the pills/cocaine/& all the alcohol. It obviously *really* hurts, for her to be trying SO hard to get away from it all the time.
Ladies of Celebitchy, I ask you:
What HAPPENED to Lindsay Lohan?
Discuss.
dena – What a loaded (ha!) question. Her mother (White Oprah) & father (Deep-Throat MiLo) started her in commercials at 3. Linnocent hit Disney Gold with the remake of The Parent Trap. Too much too soon, with absolutely NO parental authority. Feed that monstrous ego and then let it run un-checked.
WO wouldn’t tell her “little darling” no because Linnocent was the sole wage-earner in the household (3 siblings + 2 [f’d up] parents = a lotta mouths to feed) and once Linnocent grew some legs (read: balls) and decided she wanted to do what she wanted to do, when she wanted, whatever small amount of discipline existed went out the window.
You CANNOT secede control to a tween/teen incapable of making intelligent, informed decisions. Combine that with the going out & partying with her daughter, and WO basically derailed Linnocent’s train right off the rails.
Now, I’m not one of those all-about-blaming-the-parents type gal, but the foundation for discipline and self-respect should have been laid long before Linnocent was a teen.
Instead, Lindsay has been f’ing off since she was 17. She’s now 25, so that’s a LOT of years f’ing off. Her sense of entitlement and ego has grown to such EPIC proportions that they can no longer be contained via normal methods. She doesn’t think ANYTHING (including laws) apply to her, and NOTHING IS EVER HER FAULT.
It’s not going to get better, it’s only going to get worse. I’ve said it before, but it bears repeating: Until she kills someone (or herself) she will not change. Maybe not even after that.
dena
What bellaluna said.
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There isn’t any legal consequence for the CS till April, we know that, were just dumbfounded at the lack of committment to at least attempt to do her CS. As for her ‘therapy’, THAT we wonder if there could be a violation of probation in her future.
HannahF
“I’m curious as to why some posters are more concerned about this behavior of Lindsay’s than her abuse of drugs and alcohol. Any of them could be deadly.”
You must be new to this site. Celebitchy and Michael K at DListed, just to name two, have been going on about her drugs/alcohol abuse for FIVE YEARS now, as of 2006. Go back in the ‘archives’ here or for an even more sarcastic take, DListed and go all the way to the ‘end’ and work your way back. You’ll see the documentation of her slow fall from grace. Though it was sympathetic coverage at first, it got old real fast. The behavior never changed. The ‘blame’ went to everyone and anyone but herself. ‘Responsibility’ it not in the ‘Lohan’ vernacular. We posters go on about her abusing drugs/alcohol on an almost daily basis but this post was specifically about ‘cutting’. Bottom line, “you can’t beat a dead horse”.
I used to be quite a serious cutter. I started when I was 13. When I was sixteen, and then nineteen I slashed my wrists, and both times I was taken to the hospital by ambulance, and had to have the artery stitched, along with 8 external stitches on each wrist.
For some reason, once I turned 20, I stopped cutting. I just grew out of it. Not to say that every cutter does that. However, I still stash razor blades around, mainly so I know the option is still there. This probably sounds weird, sorry.
Anyway, I wonder what the reasons behind Lindsay cutting are. I’ve known some people who cut mainly to punish those around them. Sort of like “Do you see what you made me do to myself!?” I wouldn’t put it past Lindsay to cut herself in order to make someone else feel bad, be it SamRo, her family, or anyone else.
Anyway, who is that bobblehead next to Lindsay? I thought it was Kate Bosworth for a second.
In my admittedly limited contact with cutters… it seems like there are two types…. the ones who cut to relieve their own pressure (one described it as feeling like she was relieving some huge pressure block in her head) and then there are those who cut for attention, to demand pity.
The ones who cut to relieve some pressure tended to hide their cuts, and many said they felt ashamed of needing to do this to themselves.
The attention-seekers wore short sleeves and revealing clothes and cut in easily visible areas and didn’t want to talk about why they did it.
Given how she seems to show off her scars in her little short “dresses”, I’m betting blohan is in the second group. How often has she played the victim in other ways? I’m wondering who she’s trying to get to pity her.. the general public or is she playing for the sympathy of just certain people?
i probably sound cruel here but lilo has shown she’ll do anything for attention. Anything.
Dear Lindsay,you are nothin but a ratty blonde glued up extension wearing,fake eyelash having,angelina jolie lips wishing,brown chipped teeth having,going bald with red roots trying to come out being,crusty nail having,coke in nose and dress showing,vodka and redbull guzzling,i dont want to be a celebrity Lying,rolex,furcoat and jewlery stealing,tabloid fodder trash being,fame whore exploiting,call girl doing,actress wishing,come do me high heel wearing,law breaking,self entitled,self absorbed,fashonista wishing but not having,im mm reincarnated wishing…
wow that was easy,she makes it so easy!
Aww, it’s always sweet seeing a grandpa out with the grandkids.
@ Cherry Rose: “However, I still stash razor blades around, mainly so I know the option is still there. This probably sounds weird, sorry.”
I do the exact same thing! I haven’t cut in about four years, but I still have a couple razors hidden away. It’s just strangely reassuring knowing they’re there. I probably never would have admitted that, but I was so surprised to see someone else who does the same thing.
@Cherry Rose – “However, I still stash razor blades around, mainly so I know the option is still there. This probably sounds weird, sorry.”
I don’t think that sounds weird at all. It makes sense that if the act of cutting would somehow relieve stress/pain/bring comfort in some way, keeping the tools to do so nearby (even after no longer doing so for so long) would act as a sort of ‘security blanket’. A reassurance in the background that you may never need to use again, but know is there just in case you need it.
A good friend described it like a substance addiction, so compared it to keeping cigarettes in a kitchen drawer next to the backdoor, even when you quit smoking long ago. (Or hiding alcohol in your closet, even after not drinking for a long time). It’s a logical connection to make emotionally, at least in my opinion.
As far as I know she is in Italy at the Comer Sea right now doing a photoshoot 4 Vogue with this Plein-Dude and his tacky clothes.
oh god please,not vogue,whats wrong with these people????
@ Poison Ivy, I really dont understand why Vogue would want her…is she ‘favouring’ everyone in the fashion industry?! Surely a Vogue shoot just confirms her ego that she is indeed ‘the someone’!
Anyhows morning Ladies *waving & sipping crackmopolitans* I’m swimming around the vodka vat but its a bit lonely in here by myself – come dive in soon 🙂
@ Bella, spot on with the summary 🙂 I really do think Linnocent will either OD or her body will just fail in the not too distant future which is sad as Linnocent did have promise and beauty about 6-7 years ago, but sadly all is left now is a drug addled alcoholic ‘working girl’ whose ego and sense of self worth i.e. delusion is off this planet – not a nice person at all
I’ll make a guess at the CS hours, 40 is my bet, figure that ‘ law abiding respectful’ Linnocent (excuse me whilst I choke with laughter) must have at least made some sort of effort!!! (Hmm Maybe I’ve not had enough cracktinis and crackmopolitans yet!! Tho cant wait to hear actual figure!!)
Hate to knock a girl when she is so obviously down…so I won’t. BUT! OMG enough! I am SO over the f’ugly stumpy clumpy, cloppy ploppy, slutty shitty, bricky crappy cracky, stabaliser stash-hider shoes that she teams with EVERYTHING. Even with this nasty “fixed” tennis dress! Ok carry on.
For some reasons that I can’t understand I still find myself feeling sorry for her. Not in the way she wants or plans people to feel, not in a “oh poor Lindsay, she’s a good, misunderstood kid” kind of way just.. I dunno.
And I can’t stand that creep, TR. Blergh.
take your effing finger out off your mouth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good morning all,im sorry if some of my posts are off the hook,but anyways i use to post on tmz,but tmz now sucks,i like celebitchy now,and i totally enjoy all the commentors on here,i’ve had some great laughs already,i hope i am welcome here,i enjoy the lindsay trainwreck unfolding day in and day out,and have no problem throwing in my two cents…i hope someone here will pass me a cracktini soon!!!!
Why is that sh*thole TerryRichardson still around? He is a pimp and drugdealer to all the girls. And there are so many better photographers out there *sic*
Who can tell? Her skin, legs and arms are so mottled, bruised, scratched and drawn on that she looks as though she’s rollin’ in razors. Horrible skin tone and muscle tone.
Vogue?!?!? Please tell me you’re kidding!
*passes Danielle a cracktini* Of course you’re welcome here! (As long as you’re not a troll.) We have several folks who’ve tired of the TMZ/ROL deal, and have gathered here. CB is my absolute FAVE site, and it’s a good one, honey, let me tell you!
Cherry Rose – My daughter cut, and I mean with ANYTHING she could. Those big-ass black & silver office clips? She’d dismantle them and cut with the black part. I will never forget going through her room and finding all these things I’d never thought of as “harmful” that she’d stashed.
To the cutters/former cutters: Love yourselves, don’t hurt yourselves. Do whatever you need to do to get healthy.
Ruby Red – Honestly, I’m not sure her body will give out. She’s a crackroach. She seems to have an unlimited tolerance for all things bad, and after 8 years, if her body hasn’t given out yet, I don’t think it will. Not for awhile, anyway. (Fun fact: while making tea several years ago, I saw a roach crawling in the microwave – it was ON – and freaked. The roach walked away just fine, while I was having the heaves. And I’m not talking some weenie 700-watter here; I’m talking 1100+ watts.)
I think she will end up OD’ing or killing (seriously hurting?) someone else. She’s just tenacious like that.
Yeah I know!!! They said twice it’s for Vogue in an interviev in a TV-gossip-magazine. But I think it’s for an european Vogue issue, so you guys are safe.
But reading between the lines I think it’s just a Plein-Add-Campaign that will be printed in Vogue not really a fashion-spread in Vogue….let’s just hope so….
@the original Bella, crackroach LOL. I love it. Can you imagine if Blohan and Keith Richards reproduced? Their children would be invincible having already been exposed to every drug and every strain of STD.
@Madisyn, @the original Bella… I propose, whoever wins, choose the celebrity cabana boy (or girl) of their choice to serve them cracktinis by the vodka vat all day. I’ll borrow a couple of orange traffic cones from my friend who works road crew and we can “reserve” a lounge chair for the winner and the winner has the right to yell “move that traffic cone” all day. Winner also reserves the right to wear traffic cone as a crown after consumption of too many cracktinis 😉
Ex TMZ here as well.
Vogue? I just don’t buy it. It’s a planted story.
Mornin Ladies
Ruby Red
I’ll join you in the ‘pool’, you just get up waaay earlier than the rest of us. I’m with bellaluna, her bod is not going to give out on her any time soon. These crackroaches, known as the ‘Lohans’ have the life expectancy of a Sea Turtle, up to and beyond 100 years.
Now regarding your CS guess at 40. I’m NOT trying to change your mind but I want you to think about something. Last count of 33 and your guess of 40 would mean she went down to the DWC FOURTEEN TIMES as its been pointed out that she does her CS in 4 hour intervals. I don’t know, I think your being gererous.
Danielle
Of course your welcome here and *passes* ANOTHER cracktini. Be prepared to get muy drunkie all the time around the vodka vat. For rainy days, its off to the Treehouse. Oh and now that your part of the CB family, you can get help yourself anytime. Just be careful about the high dive above, lots of crazy girls doing ‘kamikazis’ (cannonballs) off the diving board.
Poison Ivy
God, please be right. Plein just BOUGHT ad space to showcase his hideous designs with Blohan as his ‘model’. A Vogue ad campaign bought by Plein and an Blohan interview & photoshoot are two VERY different things. NO WAY Vogue would have anything to do with her, here or Europe.
Morticians
What a fab idea. You know, awhile back, when bellaluna and I had construction workers over building the new deck and outdoor kitchen, we had the hunkies guys and us ladies all floated on our rafts, sipping cracktinis, and just watched the ‘show’. But a ‘special’ cabana boy who waits only on the winner/winners, that would be grand. I especially like the idea of placing ‘cones’ around the deck, yard, and more importantly, I love the idea of the winner/winners wearing the cones on their head after a couple of cracktini’s. Perfect!
G or Danielle
As TMZ’ers, I’m curious as to your theory why TMZ has all but put a moratorium on Blohan? I mean we’ve had a months worth of stories on the Cracken, yet one measly story, whats your thoughts?
@morticians: you have a point, but at least – as you read Keith Richards’ strangely moving and humane “auto”biography, – he is unabashedly candid, with intelligent thoughts, a great sense of humour, and something that amounts to wisdom after all his years and experiences. He always brought something to the table. Blohan never did – and I don’t think we’re going to be looking for anything remotely resembling wisdom from her, now or ever.
*May I join y’all in a cracktini please?*
@bellaluna – What a spot-on explanation. Honestly, I didn’t pay much attention to Lindsay UNTIL she became the mess we see today, so I have no real insight on what switch was hit and why she has turned into this sad monster. You can’t just blame Will Valderama, right?
I can’t imagine what abuses she’s gone through, both as a child in the Lohan family, and then in Hollywood. Not to mention the self-abuse she’s been suffering.
I had a messed up childhood and I grew up a drug- and drink-free contributor to society. A lot of people do.
This is why I don’t feel much pity for Lilo, but I do feel guilty watching her die this slow death.
And no, she won’t change.
The “Vogue” story will have maybe a milimeter of truth in it for some european version of vogue like those almost naked shots she did for Spain’s version last year….they like the over the hill whore looking models over there…. As for the TMZ thing….two thing comes to mind …he’s not buying any more story’s on her being peddled by Lohan Inc or (my favorite)her sugar daddy in NY has paid Harvey to stop any negative posting on her and to surpress any negative comments on the boards….he has the money to do this and this whole trip is being payrolled by him to keep her out of his hair this his family gets out of town and the qossips loose interest….after all he or somebody has been paying her expensive lawyers, rent , rehabits etc for at least two yrs now cause she’s run thru her money long time ago….I’m talking bigh money here…..So why should she worry about the consequences of what she does she’s got somebody to buy her way out of anything that comes up…..like this up coming court appearance……I can almost bet ya ‘ll money has already exchanged hands back in California..to change working hours and payoff people so she will waltz in and out of that hearing with No conseqenses…..I really hope I’m wrong but I don’t see it changing ….Makes a body sick at heart don’t it….
But like someone on TMZ used to point out ….Karma’s a bitch and what goes round comes around …if I was Lindsay Lohan I shore would be looking over my shoulder really hard about now.
Morticians – I’m loving that idea! (But I want a cone-hat too, no matter what. I’ll bring my own cone! I’M BELLALUNA!)
G – Welcome. Join us. We promise unadulterated honesty and honest judgement. And cracktinis. And EPIC crack tail-gates on Linnocent’s trial/court hearing days. We’re not nice, but we’re not deliberately cruel. We are, how shall we say? PAINFULLY HONEST.
dena – I actually think Wilmer had something to do with Linnocent’s epic descent to self-destruction, but he is not the sole factor. He introduced her to the “no holds barred” lifestyle to which she became accustomed and embraced wholeheartedly. Once no rules apply, there is no going back.
Mad – Her body has been so over-exposed to the “elements” she chooses, I highly doubt it will “give out” any time soon. If/when she dies, it’ll be OD. I’d bank on it.
(And it’s no longer raining, but I STILL have ants – in the kitchen now, the bastards – and my house now smells like Pine-Fresh Raid. UGH! And it’s FREAKIN’ COLD!))
You know… I take great issue with everyone condemning her because you ASSUME she cut(s) for attention.
Now, I feel ridiculous for defending Lindsay Lohan of all people so much, so don’t get me wrong–I’m NO fan of hers.
However, it’s really quite unfair to first of all assume that she did/is doing it for attention. Do you know her? Did you speak to her about it? Do you know anything about self-harm in general apart from the scare tactics bullshit you hear on the news? I’m guessing you’re answering no to most of those.
Secondly, you know what? Even if she DID do it for attention, doesn’t that speak volumes about what she must’ve been going through that she’d purposely injure herself so that someone would ask her if she’s okay? The notion that cutting for attention should be mocked, ignored, and not taking seriously is really quite offensive.
No matter what the reason is, if someone is hurting himself/herself, there is a pretty big underlying problem. YES, even IF it is done for attention.
I have been self-harming off and on for 7.5 years. I never once did it for attention. No one in my life knows. Not all people cut for attention, and even though I haven’t, I can still have some damn empathy.
This girl has made a lot of poor choices. I find her annoying. I probably wouldn’t like her if I knew her personally. I think that she’s likely a spoiled brat. But at the same time, I don’t think that it’s right to sit at your computers and make fun of someone you don’t know.
MacScore
One need not ‘ask’ to join us, all one needs to do is grab a raft, jump into the vodka vat, float over to the bar and order a cracktini or a double if one is so inclined. AS LONG AS YOUR LAST NAME ISN’T ‘LOHAN’! Has bellaluna not given you a key to the grounds? We keep it locked up so no stray ‘Lohans’ wander onto the property by mistake. You know, ‘free booze’ gets the ‘Lohan’ radar up and we find ourselves with unwanted ‘guests’.
hillbilly in the corner
I like your theory about Vikram paying off TMZ and deleting the MOST negative comments. If TMZ were to delete ALL negative comments, there would only be 6 comments total. If her CS hours total more than 40 hours, I’m going to SCREAM BULLSHIT and believe your theory is the correct one with Vikram making a ‘donation’ to the DWC. If thats the case, I hope the City Attorney makes inquiries and demands proof of her attendance.
The only thing I can hold out hope for is her ‘therapist’ is reputable and would not risk his/her license for a payoff from Vikram for Blohan. But as you so elequantly pointed out, he has BIG MONEY. Even Vikram cannot payoff the therapist to say she attended her ‘therapy’ sessions for the last month, as its been well documented she hasn’t even been in the country for the last 3 weeks. That’s what I’m hanging my hat on come Oct. 19th.
bellaluna
Like party hats. “GIVE ME THAT CONE, I’M MADISYN!” I agreed with you earlier, the only way her body is going to ‘give out’ is if she somehow gets to be a senior citizen, otherwise I’m going with OD as well.
As for the weather, its beautiful, cold at night, but WARM during the day. Its suppose to be mid to late 80’s on the weekend. Next Thursday, Friday, late 90’s, possible triple digits and it cools down at night. The ‘pool’ will be ready come her hearing a week from Wednesday, bring extra melon balls for the vat that day, as I suspect with myself and Mortician around, they will ‘disappear’ from the ‘pool’! Did you try the baby powder? It works, depending on where there coming in. I know it can be ‘messy’ but its safe for the baby and will do the trick.
Thankyou everyone *sipping two cractinis*…@ madisyn,as for the tmz deal,personally i think its something to do with white oprah and honig,if its not them then its her rich sugar daddies,no matter what story they put up lilo gets 15 pages of negative comments,and they started deleting comments.
http://www.examiner.com/entertainment-news-in-national/liv-tyler-s-mom-slams-lindsay-lohan-s-mother-dina
someone pass liv tylers mom all the cracktini’s available….stat!!
I am with the Honig theory. He’s probably using access to his real clients that TMZ wants as muscle.
I also think this “move” to Europe is part of the strategy. While she’s hardly turned over a new leaf, she really couldn’t continue to be photographed drugging and partying in LA. From a PR point of view, she really needs a new venue and Europe seems to be it.
Personally,you know she hasn’t changed a bit and won’t.
All you old TMZers …..Smith is back….gloaten like a fat toad with a dragonfly hanging out of its mouth…but the interesting thing is he let me a lovely comment..”Blow Me” and signed it Lohan Inc….
I find that very interesting because that is what I have always referred to as her inner circle of advisers….
told him or her he needs grow some balls first…..but I would love to have all the “haters as he gloated show up and just say Hi” and we don’t comment till theres something to comment on …he would really be pissed ….
If you don’t want to thats fine but I really like to show them they ain’t all that powerful enough to drive this old hillbilly off…..LOL
@bellaluna, you’re so right. I think that was the point at which she went from slightly thick-bodied (and beautiful), red hair, to emaciated and washed-out blonde. That was the beginning of the end.
I saw some photos of her last night when she was voluptuous and red-haired. The difference was night and day.
ok,off to work to deal with the new trainwreck of drunks here in vegas….wish me luck!!
Inexplicably, TMZ offers us THIS delightful tidbit (just when we thought TMZ was anti-scandal for LieHo):
http://www.tmz.com/2011/10/07/lindsay-lohan-lawsuit-limousine-company-security-late-charges/#.To-W_80ebMc
And HOLY SHIT! This from ROL:
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/10/lindsay-lohan-new-porsche-80000-no-money-troubles
I hope the weekend Mod Jail won’t keep this off the forum for too long….
Oh, just one more…….
http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Gotti-Shadow-My-Father-Has-Been-Put-Hold-27210.html
The Crackie is back in LA and she picked up some new wheels. I expect her to have either a speeding or parking ticket by next Friday.
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/10/lindsay-lohan-new-porsche-80000-no-money-troubles
Hillbilly,
I can see Vikram definitely making a generous donation to the Downtown Women’s Center to add more hours to Blohan’s CS. Let’s hope a staffer or volunteer with a conscious steps up and blows the whistle.
Also, I definitely think Wilmer played a big role in Blohan’s downfall. He should have to register as a sex offender for all of the underaged girls he’s “dated”‘.
Boo
I just left you a message here but it got deleted. If you could, pop on over to TMZ.
Bess
I read the ROL story. I guess Vikram decided to LEASE Blohan a vehicle but I thought she couldn’t drive. Oh well, its Blohan, my apologies, I forgot. Rules for EVERYONE else , don’t seem to apply to her.
Did both of you get my comments to you guys on the preceding post?
Mad – Yes. The baby powder worked in the house, and the borax-laced honey is working outside the house. (WTF with all the ants? Under the house, in the house, in the vents of the roof!!! Little bastards! Beloved [no longer with us, bless her heart] Gramma called them “piss ants”…a pisser to get rid of and they seriously piss you off.)
MacScore – Join us, love! We’re a loving bunch! *passes cracktini*
Bess – Oh dear God, tell me you’re kidding. The Cracken is back in LA? And who the F would give her a car? She’s so…not OK in cars. She car-jacks them. She hits babies in strollers. She crashes them. (And of course it’s NEVER HER FAULT.)
Please tell me you’re kidding.
@Lairen – Oh good. Some people try to say I shouldn’t have them stashed around, because I’m just tempting myself, but it’s really not. They’re in places where unless I open a box, or dig through a drawer, I can’t see them. Thankfully, my dad understands why I stash them, because he used to cut himself too when he was younger.
Cherry Rose – God love you, honey. Be well.
How can someone really tell if a cut is new or old?
bellaluna
I’m glad it worked. Safety for children and animals always.
Speaking of ‘piss ants’. . .”a pisser to get rid of and they seriously piss you off”.
Who does THAT remind you of?
I’m going to pop on over to TMZ and read some of the ‘limo’ comments. I read the ROL story a few hours ago and my first thought is Blohan didn’t BUY this car HERSELF, it was LEASED by her john Vikram. Bitch, please!
@Madisyn
It’s perfectly natural to say Lyndzey’s car is leased; she rents out her body on a daily basis!
Mad – The crackroach. I’m heading over to ROL & TMZ to check out their stuff (but no commenting on there – they just piss me off).
Yup. Borax is safe too, and it also gets rid of fleas. Diatomaceous earth also works, but the pool quality can kill pets and seriously mess up your lungs.
@Madisyn,
Per your question above, I can’t find your comments to me. Can you repeat?
Bess
It was on the previous post, it wasn’t important but I found it and I’ll repeat it:
“Patrick is her usual sidekick/enabler/travel companion”
You forgot ‘accomplice’ in the theft of the necklace and perpetual ‘freeloader’. What a decent gig for this guy. Free travel, room & board, endless parties, and all the drugs and booze he can ingest. The only downside I see is having to deal with Blohan.
That all, like I said nothin important. Anywho, good mornin. Are we having crackmosa’s this morning?
Dawning Red
“It’s perfectly natural to say Lyndzey’s car is leased; she rents out her body on a daily basis”!
You got that right!
bellaluna
Yeah, thats why I suggested the harmless baby powder. Does the trick without harm to babies or pets. Crackmosa? They’re being served ‘vatside’.
Lohan Inc…they are so stupid, planting this story 2 weeks before going in front of the judge whom was told she didn’t have enough money to even afford a theopy…….
She didn’t BUY it …it probably a rental….paid for by the sugar daddy back in NY to keep his mistress happy….
Judge asks …”Shawn’s going say it’s a rental” sure as shootin..
After all she can’t rent limo’s any more so she needs something to take her nightclubbing late nights…. and to make a couple of token appearance in at the CS to look good for the judge….
Madisyn – I’ll join you. Crackmosa, cracktini, whatever…no complaints here! 😉 (Don’t know if it’s my net connection or the site, but shit sure is moving slow today. Even for a weekend.)
bellaluna
*clinking glasses* to your cracktail of choice. Cheers.
Nothin says “I can’t afford therapy, I’m broke” like pulling up in a 80,000. dollar Porsche.
Just like her last court hearing in July. I noted she pulled up with a personal assistant, in an expensive SUV, driven by a chauffeur, in $1200 Louboutins, with lips perfectly DUCKED out, hair freshly bleached, in designer clothes.
Expect nothing less come Oct. 19th. Yeah, screams ‘BROKE’, doesn’t it?
Mornin Ladies
Cracktini’s anyone? Its time!