Before I forget, let me thank all of you for your support on that Eva Green-Ewan McGregor post. I too think they (and actors of their caliber) should be featured more and more, and I promise to continue bringing those kinds of people to you. That being said, it’s kind of hard to proclaim that we’ll never cover Kardashian news ever again. Especially not when Kim Kardashian walks the NYC streets looking like she’s about to join Mick Jagger at Studio 54. WTF? Did Evan Rachel Wood send out a memo about these dumb floppy hats?!?
The Daily Mail points out that back in the 1970s, Cher wore a famous all-white ensemble with a floppy hat too. It’s especially funny because just this week, Cher might have said that the Kardashians need to be drop-kicked down a freeway. That’s what it seemed like on Cher’s Twitter, although Cher did try to backtrack and claim that she meant Bridezillas or something. The Kim K.-Cher thing is also funny because if Kim tweaks herself any more, she’s going to have Cher’s current cat-face. Sad.
Did you hear about Kim’s new purchase? She just bought herself a $325,000 Ferrari – in white. Because she’s a bride, I think, and everything has to be WHITE. White for purity. For innocence. For youth and virginity. Anyway, you can see Kim’s new 458 Italia Ferrari here – it’s pretty and completely unnecessary.
Last piece of Kim news (because I don’t want to write about her again today): she’s being accused of stealing her jewelry designs for her new line, Belle Noel. Jeweler Alexis Bittar claims Kim’s line looks “very similar” to his, and “They [the Kardashians] are not designers and they are just stealing. I passed the Dash pop up store on Broadway, and I saw that Kim’s pieces were very similar to mine, and she definitely has been taking note (of my designs). The tricky thing is that we have sent pieces to Kim in the past to wear, so now I have told my staff we cannot send anything to her.” Wow, who would have guessed it? The Kardashians can’t do ANYTHING.
Photos courtesy of Fame.
wow, all that white really brings out her powdery caked on make-up
Tragic! And with her caked on make-up covering her Kat-face…it’s even more tragic!!!
That’s embarrassingly tragic.
The top is cute, the rest not so much. And I think I read her husband is mixed race.
So much makeup. It’s impossible to get past it. Her sister’s looks bad, too.
When I flipped through the first lookbook, I thought Kim’s jewelry line had been ghost-designed by Alexis Bittar. How foolish of me, to think Los Kardashian would pay a designer when it’s so much easier (and more profitable) to steal.
That being said, it’s kind of hard to proclaim that we’ll never cover Kardashian news ever again. Especially not when Kim Kardashian walks the NYC streets looking like she’s about to join Mick Jagger at Studio 54.
No, it isn’t. Let me show you:
Butt-Kardashian goes shopping/has a new se tape “accidentally leaked” on the internet/buys more clothes/tweaks her face a little more/marries again/wears a ridiculous outfit that looks like Mick Jagger’s back in the 70s:
Eve: *ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*
Tiny-Kardashian has another baby with big dicked dick/buys clothes/buys cars/starts tweaking her face like her butt-sister/goes on a diet/wears another Herve Leger dress and passes out because it was too tight and she couldn’t breath:
Eve: Uh?
Big-Kardashian: Buys clothes/talks about her husband/goes on a diet/goes on another diet/talks about her marriage/buys more clothes/complains she’s not “cute” like the other two sisters/wears a Herve Leger outfit:
Eve: *BRAIN DEAD*
@Eve LOL
The only thing i would like to see Kim were this fall is a garbage bag so i dont have to see her super-tight Cat face all season!
Eve – Her name is Lardassian Kartrashian, thankyouverymuch. 😀 *waves* She is such an asshole. (I know, I know; I’ll never get out of mod this way!)
As Michael K put it “3 cent skank whore slut in a $300,000 car.”
if I was a publicly pissed on blow up wax doll I also would wear the colour of purity, because it makes so much sense.
@ Original Bellaluna:
I know people give them nicknames…but I can’t even remember their original names!!! Aside from Kim, I usually forget who is who — and I so wish it stayed that way because I feel bad that there is space in my poor brain being used to hold this kind of information (these trolls’s names).
They have no distinctive talents. They can’t say anything relevant. AND they’re not pretty enough to compensate the fact they’re completely useless.
If Kaiser posted something about the rock (featuring its picture) on which she stumbled and almost fell faceplant style, I’d still find that a lot more interesting than any of these three women and the people related to them.
@ MarenGermany:
if I was a publicly pissed on blow up wax doll I also would wear the colour of purity, because it makes so much sense.
Blow up wax dolls everywhere must feel insulted now. They’re smarter and have a way more personality than this woman. I mean, I could hang out with a blow up doll, but I certainly wouldn’t hang out with a Kardashian.
Eve – That’s just the one I remember. Kim is Lardassian Kartrashian. And no, I don’t think there’s a useful bone in their bodies. (We don’t have a “famewhore” bone, do we?) 😀
She looks great from the waist up. Those pants and shoes are just, ugh.
@ Original Bellaluna:
We don’t have a “famewhore” bone, do we?
I know I don’t. But they must be the result of some kind of mutation…They’re the XXX-Famewhores or something like that.
Having said that, and realizing that this is my THIRD comment on a Kardashian thread and that even one goes against my non-famewhoring beliefs…I have to go now.
*waves with a handkerchief while leaving*
*for good — will never comment on these creatures again.
She looks as dumb as ever. Who on earth walks around like that? Who has such little dignity and self awareness that they actually leave their home looking like 1976 rejected their arse on principle?
She’s got about 8 seconds left on that 15 minutes. If we are good then it will breeze on by and it will be like nothing ever happened. I promise.
My eyes, my eyes!
Her face. It’s just, tragic. That face is a hot mess.
This b*tch has started to invade my dreams. Last night, Ryan Gosling moved in to the very nice house 2 houses down from where I (no clue where my husband was-whoops!) live, and I was over just dropping off some cookies as a welcome to the neighborhood gift *wink wink* And KK just comes in like she owns the place, and we had a battle over Ryan. The winner was determined by who could do their makeup better. I won 😉
Unfortunately, I was woken up by the people who still live there. Kimbro sings gospel renditions of rap music every morning, and that’s my alarm. Sigh.
Samigirl – That’s one thing I don’t miss about our move: the booming stereos (car & home) of others.
We do, however, have a lovely “across the creek” neighbour who plays CDs ALL. DAY. LONG. The SAME CD. One day it’s Elvis, one day it’s Elton John, one day it’s John Denver, one day it’s Patsy Cline. (It’s not too bad, but it does tend to clash with the hard-rock favouring drunk across the street.)
Kim is pretty much torso-less.
Do they pay people to cover them in stories? Please stop covering her.
@TOB, I guess I’m lucky to have ol Kimbro, then 😉 He’s actually a pretty good guy. He owns several McDonald’s franchises, and sometimes he brings me hotcakes for breakfast 🙂
She doesn’t look too terribly horrible. Being able to see the pockets in the pants and the fact that she looks like her mum ruin it. I’m actually convinced she had all this work done because her mum is her standard of beauty and so looking like this is attractive/desirable in her mind.
I now believe the reason their 15 minutes have garnered them an empire and non-stop fame is because it’s garnered them an empire and non-stop fame. If they were to fade for a bit or hit a snag they might find reason to go away or the public may finally awake from it’s enchantment. Its like watching and cheering in both horror and amazement at a hot dog eating contest.
I think it’s all right for you to post Kartrashian stories, as long as you’re highlighting their consistent vapidity. I’m sick of Kim’s face, but have you guys really listened to her annoying voice? She talks just like Paris Hilton, her fellow sex tape leaking famewhore.
BTW, The Daily Mail also mentions that, last August, designer Monica Botkier claimed her ‘Clyde’ handbag was ripped off by Kim for her Kardashian Kollection for Sears. Having looked at photos of the bags, I’m inclined to agree with Botkier. Not only is Kim a talentless attention seeker, but she’s an idea thief as well.
I need to wear sunglasses when I look at that awful white-everywhere picture as it is giving me snow-blindness.
Lardassian looks like a blow up doll.
Too much white for this slut.
@ the original bellaluna: I would say paying 3 cents is still too much for Kim
The amount of makeup on her face could sink the Titanic for the second (and 3rd, and 4th…) time, honest to God!
Where did her pores go?
I hear them screaming for air!
Oh-come on -she wishes she had the style..
Bianca Jagger/Cher looked amazing and had great style-this ho looks like a fake plastic barbi doll version…..
God help me – I love that outfit.
I love that outfit. I’m a child of the 70s and the make up and clothes are right on and groovy! 😉
Is she planning to go as Bianca Jagger for Halloween?
So when her & the other Kartrashian sisters claimed they LOVED their Sears line & would wear it everday…they were COMPLETELY LYING! When, when, when have you seen then in their low budget clothing line other than the day they did interviews to announce it?! Even with all the accessories & purses they claimed to love…I’ve never seen a single one give up their expensive, designer bags. Khloe always has her Birkin and I don’t think Sears sells a special Kartrashian Birkin bag!!!
I have a very valid question. How much longer is this no-talent, vanity-ridden POS going to be “relevant?”
The Ghosts of Studio 54 vintage 1976 called.. They want their outfit back…..
Would be nice if one day Ashton Kutcher will pop up and say ok….the world was just punked big time and those you know as the Kartrashions are not real…. And you all have put up w/ these “clowns” long enough…so no more..
Of course the Jewelry designs aren’t original…ever look at their over priced junk the sell on TV, it’s all resemblences of other designers. Nothing original about any of them….
Kourtney black outfit in the background is as ridiculous as Kim’s virginal white….
And I hate when you can see pockets through the pants – so…unfinished looking.
samigirl, that sounds like a pretty satisfying dream
wish I had those.
a while ago i had a dream that I had a pet chimpanzee to do crossword puzzles with, and he bit my fingers off.
I’d rather dream about Ryan Gosling 🙁
She looks like a PIMP…must be following in her mother’s footsteps. That’s just UGLY.
@sisi-did you wake up with ALL your fingers? 😉
I’ve always had weird dreams, but never about celebrities. I don’t know where it came from.
Anyways, I bet that chimp had more class than KK.
Ugh, that was taken on my block yesterday. They were shooting something for Barbara Walters or something. It’s a quiet block but there was a mob of paparazzi waiting for them and at least four town cars. It’s not like this was the ABC studios or something, you wouldn’t even know it was there…unless someone like a publicist/mother called them to provide an exact location and time. My apartment was unfortunately too far down the block to drop a water balloon or something on their heads.
OMFG! Is she even able to close her fucking mouth? She is the Queen Mouth Breather and its annoying the hell outta me!
The outfit is awful. As pure as fresh fallen snow, it is purely and truly awful!
why oh why does anyone care about any of these people. They do NOTHING of value. At all.
Pocket linings showing through your pants is always a tacky look.
CAMELTOE!
Also, I just don’t understand how people can go around in all-white ensembles. Maybe I’m a slob, but I invariably spill coffee on myself (that’s why I wear black, LOL). I also don’t understand how she can’t end up with makeup all over her collar – you know that shizzle goes all the way down her neck. So gross.
Whenever I see a picture of her I have the overwhelming urge to scrub her face. All of that caked on makeup… yuck!
Someone please push her into a mud puddle.
That would make my day.
It’s like she tells her makeup artist “make my face look like a freshly gessoed canvas.”
she looks like a damn fool-next.
beleive it or not they ARE slowly fading,and its killing Kim, LOL
She has had so much stuff done, I am surprised she hasnt figured out some way to change her brown eyes to green or blue.. or give herself dimples.. lol.. her husband is sooooooooooooo ooogly. I feel so embarrased for them when I watch them. I feel like she is like oh dont say anything dumb you big dummy, and he is like umm what should i say?
She looks like one of Charlie’s Angels — the fat one.
they wont go away people, they are the new modern soap-opera…all the shows, the updates in personal lives…its like All My Children…people will never get bored.
Vapid. Idiot.
So much Botox and tweaking done, she looks like she can only gurgle at this point.
Samigirl – If you can stomach Mickey D’s (and the SMELL of Mickey D’s), more power to you. The fruit & yogurt parfait is the only thing I can stomach from them.
But I am VERY HAPPY FOR YOU that he is a good guy. We need more of those!
She’s got so much makeup shellacked on, her lips are sticking together. Euuuw.
Her make up is so damn thick, I almost can’t believe it! And Courtney’s make up is horrid, horrid lipstick color.
If we didn’t have Kartrashian, Cracken, Goop and LeLe stories on here, we couldn’t be half as CeleBitchy as we need to be.
So thank you Courtney Stodden and KimK and the Cracken for giving me laughter, cyber-friendships and the ability to hone my snark on a daily basis! Yay for famewhores!
She looks like CHER! I know cher would hate hearing that but she does lol. How does she keep from getting make up on her clothes? I mean she has so much make up on. That is kind of a talent
If Kim is wearing spanx it is NOT helping !!
I really wish she had slipped in some mud. 🙂 I hate white clothing, all white is awful.
It’s just begging to have something spilled on it.
Thank God for Spanx, i couldnt imagine the A@s without it !!!
Thank you Kaiser for not including her backside in this photos 🙂
I must be numb today because I am not hating the ensemble.
The entire family is repugnant!! Can’t they please go away? And it is a tragic outfit, she looks ridiculous.
Oh dear. Just because she tries to dress like Bianca Jagger or Cher doesn’t mean she has style. Still looks like she’s playing dress up from mum’s closet. LOL that E pretend she’s a style icon. The shame of it. Being old enough to remember the 70s, the average mum driving the kids to school in the station wagon and shopping at the local shops had more style than this.
Klaw – Someone please push her into a mud puddle, That would make my day
LOL LOL LOL!!
Cracks me up that her mom in the first pic is looking at her, thinking, “my beautiful daughter is getting her picture taken again, they just love her!” NO.
Do they have to go everywhere together, all the freaking time?
HAHAHAHA@TOB- I ONLY like hotcakes from there. I LOVE pancakes in any form 🙂
She always looks uncomfortable and on her way to a porno shoot in Chatsworth or something. Don’t like her style at all.
Does her face move at all? She’s only, what, 32? And already starting to resemble a wax figure of Cher.
It’s a joy to say I truly thought her mom had gotten bad extensions and called the paps for a pose off with her brood.
Looks like surgery plus putty mask. What I’m saying is if Michael Jackson had made it to over 50 without any talent anywhere at all this is what we would be seeing.
Finally, what is going on with coordination here? Did the B team of the surgical staff come in to work on the mouth area? How long does she stay in there that two different sets of surgeons with completely different maps and architectural plans have to work on her? Sue. Sue like the wind and make your name mean something to Cali courts again.
Both Kim and Cher have Armenian blood on their father’s side. Not surprising that there is an ethnic resemblance.
I really don’t like how you can see the pockets lines on the pants, other than that it looks good.
I’m short like her but you won’t catch me dead in that horrendous ensemble.
I wish they would all stop PETTING their HAIR
She’s such a pathetic woman. So desperate for attention — constantly seeking the limelight in some ridiculous costume. By comparison, her siblings are almost hiding from the media. This barrage on everyone’s senses will surely backfire on her. No one wants to see or (god please NO!) hear her. I think she and the rest of her tribe rely more on the people who despise them than their supposed admirers. It’s all so distorted and sad, actually.
You’re right, she has no torso. Her matronly-huge chest melds right into her lower body. I know she’s short, but how short is she — like, 4′ 11″????
So terribly unattractive when you add the multi-layers of makeup and the silly clothes of a 1972 L.A. pimp!!
She doesn’t even fathom how ridiculous she appears to the real world??!!!
Thanks for the laugh of the day.
I’m with Eve…I can’t remember who is who. Could that be because it’s so completely unimportant? I think they’re making these things in a lab somewhere…and not very well.
Isn’t the point of having so much work to not have to wear a trainload of make up? She looks like the fat Megan Fox – a plastic blow up doll.
I just noticed the shoes. I’m 5’3″ she looks about as tall as me WITH THE SHOES. She has to be 4’11”
Some women can wear all white. Kim is not one of those women.
Truly, the Kardashians are of the ilk that expensive always means better and classy, when in reality, it’s not. They remind me of those new-money types. Price is all that matters, even when the said item is horrendous.
God, I can’t wait until the day that E! cancels on their shows in order to make room for the next vapid famewhore reality show. Hope they’re saving their money, because it’s going to happen soon.
It’s too much! What is going on with these Hollywood people, don’t the realize less is so much more.
Its true. No torso. None.
So what does she do? Accentuate the negative. Eliminate the positive and unfortunately there is no in between.
Except for disco fabric.
So imagine how this torso-less pregnant female will look when the weight sets into her injected bosom and arse. She should never get pregnant after having altered her body this way; it will be unsightly. Has she begun to realize the mistake in trying to shape her short self into this hourglass? How sickening when I read a survey about Kim K. having the best figure. Surgeon bought figure, right…..
And the MOST guilty of all? Their “mother”, who willing auctions them off to anyone with a paddle in their hand. She’s down to the last two in the stable, I can hardly wait. It takes quite a bit to outdo Terri Shields as a stage mother. This woman seems caught between whoring out her kids and competing with them. Ish, all around.
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