Yes, Fassbitches. Another Michael Fassbender story. In my defense, there are new photos of him. These are pics from the New York Film Festival premiere of Shame. I’m pretty sure this suit is the same one he wore to the X-Men: First Class premiere. I don’t like him in silver or grey. He looks better in blue and black. And green. And naked. But I’ll take my Fassie however I can get him.
Several days ago, Michael was at the NYFF premiere of A Dangerous Method, so… I’m very happy that he has two good, solid films to support this awards season. It’s very exciting for him, because I’m getting more and more confident that he’s going to be nominated for an Oscar this year. I don’t know for which one, but if I had to place a bet today, I would say lead actor for Shame, rather than supporting actor for Method. I think that once the Academy sees The Fassdong (the actual dong), they will move heaven and earth to get that dong to the Oscars.
I have mixed feelings about My Fassie at the Oscars as a nominee. I’m mostly happy for him, proud of him, and burning up with lustful anticipation for an awards season that will be full of Fassie. But there’s a small part of me that worries that if Fassie is recognized this year, he’ll suddenly become very mainstream and “People Magazine’s Sexiest Fassdong.” The whole point of loving/lusting Fassie is that he’s been a dirty, hot, amazing “secret” for so many years. Sigh… not that I would blame every heterosexual woman (and even some of the lesbians) for falling deeply in love with Fassbender. He’s amazing.
Oh, I saw that some commenters were discussing which celebrity he should hook up with now, and some of you think it should be Rihanna. Can I just say? I kind of agree. I think Rihanna and Fassie would dirty-hot and amazing together. He likes darker-skinned ladies, she loves big dicks. They both like to drink and party. It’s a match made in heaven.
I’m including a recent interview with my Fassie (his voice is so beautiful!) and some photos of Michael’s Shame costar, James Badge Dale… I know some of you like Dale, but standing next to Fassbender, he looks like a eunuch.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Perhaps, in honor of the author of this thread, the academy will present the Oscar to Fassman with a little gold erect dong on it. Maybe not so little. Something like Hollywood meets Michelanelo’s David in a spa.
LOLOL, Rita!!
Oh, I saw that some commenters were discussing which celebrity he should hook up with now, and some of you think it should be Rihanna.
My god, BlackMamba, she heard us whispering!
Can I just say? I kind of agree. I think Rihanna and Fassie would dirty-hot and amazing together.
YAY! She doesn’t hate us for mentioning that!
He likes darker-skinned ladies, she loves big dicks.
Pretty much what I said on that “it was Lively who dumped DiCaprio” thread 🙂 .
@kaiser, there are wispers over at Jezebel that he has Domestic Violence in his past.
If this is true, He most definitely does not sound like a good match for Rihanna.
Fassie dating RiRi is an interesting idea, but here’s my concern: I have this growing sesne that the Fassdong parties HARD. Hard, people, as in “causing permanent damage” hard.
Now please don’t get me wrong. I am delighted for Fassie and his success. He deserves to savor it. To revel in it and delight in it. But he increasingly looks like he is burning up. How long can he last at this rate?. And we want all of Fassie in good repair. So…I think he he needs better minders and/or grounding.
Sigh. I love/lust him too.
Im SO going to watch BOTH of these films! I luv seeiing his range on screen.
May i just say though, that I dont like how evasive he is of all the interviewers questions. He tries too hard to avoid stating his opinion on ANYTHING, including himself. Everything he says seems deliberately PC.
(sighs)
He looks great. I was disagreeing with you about the suit until I scrolled down and looked at the pics and the color of the suit isn’t doing much for Fassie’s skin. I think that if he added a blue shirt with the suit, it’d make those eyes POP. (Methinks Fass has had a few drinks too based on the pinkness of his pallor.)
Fass has so much confidence. These photos show it. He’s got game, knows he’s got game and is aware that other people see it too.
I watched “Jane Eyre” yesterday. It was really good. He was brooding and beautiful, and I wanted to play with his long locks at the end of the film.
That color is definitely not good for gingers, and I actually frowned at the pics where he has his arm around people because his torso is so unbelievably tiny. He definitrly needs to put on some weight. A little body fat might also help him look less old. Sorry Kaiser, he looks methy.
I saw micheal in East kissing a beautiful girl that looked like Naomi Campbell I was staring at her to be honest then I clicked it was him after I saw Jane Eyre . Sorry !!!!!!!
I saw micheal in East kissing a beautiful girl that looked like Naomi Campbell I was staring at her to be honest then I clicked it was him after I saw Jane Eyre . Sorry !!!!!!!
He is so gorgeous in that interview and on film. I think because of his coloring, he doesn’t always photograph very well, but that’s okay.
What is not okay, is that the boy desperately needs to put on at least 10 pounds. That last photo of him with the 3 men make his body look deformed. His hips, waist and legs are toothpicks. It’s disturbing me.
Sorry, but I sorta see Jon Hamm as People’s Sexiest, mainly because he should’ve been named last year instead of Ryan Reynolds.
And personally, I think those who are named People’s Sexiest before their time are cursed.
fassfans should go to ONTD and click on the fassbender tag. there’s a treasure trove of resources there, tales of ppl’s successful stalkings of him, gifs galore, every scene where he shed a tear, sharks, hysterical pics, gratuitous fangirling, etc. i mean, kaiser can’t post 24/7 about the fass, as much as she would probably like to. the domestic violence thing has also been discussed ad infinitum at ONTD if you’re looking for the deets.
this is totally the suit he wore to xmen. i don’t like the fit of it but his eyes are a beautiful color in these pics.
no opinion on whom he should hook up with, but i want to see a crazy hot fass + angelina film.
What, rihanna is a slut. He derserves a lady, i.e me.
I was at the premiere and home boy looked good 🙂
@Rose Woah say wha!?
I was at the Shame premmie as well in NYC, and was nearby when the shots of Fassman and crew were being taken. I think the problem is the flashbulbs, to be honest. He’s already got an unusual coloring, and the lights just make him look a little too pale. When he’s in natural or normal lighting, he looks a lot better, much more natural and even. His eyes are bloody gorgeous. That’s true whatever the situation. He thought he’d be able to sign for the few fans that were there after the press pix were done, but he got whisked away into the theatre for an interview, with a hasty promise to come back. But I don’t think he did. Very cool, very funny–and very talented. Shame is a must-see, for real.
@ WaywardGirl
It was in Hackney last week the girl he was with looked like some sort of African queen with European features.
I want to see Fassie with Corinne Bailey Rae. Those two = gorgeous perfection!!!
What is wrong with James Badge Dale? The hair? The luck of it. He was such a sweet red head. And now he cut it off. And he is not even red head now. Looks like he is full of gray hair. But wasn’t Pacific shot just some 2-3 years ago?
This guy doesn’t do shit for me.
But then, I’m weird: neither do Brad Pitt or Johnny Depp.
I like him with RiRi and I have to say he looks delicious in grey. I love his eyes … -sigh- …
I’d love to see Fassy dating the following women: Kerry Washington, Meagan Good, Halle Berry and even though she’s engaged…Zoe Saldana.
He has nice chemistry with Ms. Beharie in the film. They would be cute together.
luls – it’s probably for Oscars. He doesn’t want to rock the boat. Funny that he’s planning so far ahead of time for it. I thought he was above the “hollywood game”.
As for Rhianna, true he likes exotic women (not just dark skinned as he once showed up to a premiere with Sam Neil’s daughter as his date and she is white), but Rhianna seems to go for black men (judging by her boyfriends). Don’t know enough (or care enough) to know if she’s mentioned a “type” though, so I may be wrong.
I dig the Rhianna matchup! She’s gorgeous and feisty, worked hard for her fame and plays hard too. The problem is that dating her would bring up the dv allegations from his past. That happened with another guy Rhianna dated. Frankly I don’t want her to date anyone who even has allegations in his past.
CBR is way too boring for him.
Now Fassy and Kerry Washington, that would be awesome! They’re both talented and hot, and they’ve both been in the industry for a while. Plus she’s a grown woman, not a little girl. Someone needs to get them at a party together pronto.
@ Sweet! She sounds pretty
Anybody but Rhianna. Can’t stand Rianna. She seems insecure and desperate for attention. Kerry Washington is a woman not a girl. Thonk they would look great together. Methy or sexy doesn’t matter, he is perfection regardless of how haggard he looks. I do agree with one of the posters above, maybe if he gained a little weight it may help him look younger.
1. Damn he looks tired. Or drunk, given the pink tinge.
2. But f’ing gorgeous. I disagree on the grey, I think he pulls it off very well (which not many people do, so more power to him) and that suit has a lovely cut too. I don’t care about the so-called thinness he’s been sporting lately, skinny’s good on him (again, few men can claim as much). I don’t know about black but F#$^ YES BLUE HE’S GORGEOUS IN BLUE.
3. I think he and Rihanna would make a lovely match but I don’t like the idea of it because of how A-list Rihanna is. I know Fassy loves his new fame but I’d like to think he’s too good to start playing the Hollywood game where gossip mag covers matter — please stay classy keep your private life low, Fassy.
… But just for the sake of being hypocritical I’ll meddle and say that I’d love to finally see him with a real lady. Nicole Beharie (his partner on Shame) was so classy, and kudos to whoever mentioned Kerry Washington, that one strikes my good chords.
I don’t find Michael being PC at all. His comments on Jung, sex, human nature etc. has always been insightful and grounded.
He doesn’t seem to want the publicity that Riri would bring. He is still under the radar of tabloids and that’s good so.
@fassman cometh: he did go back for the fans at the shame premiere. someone met him and posted about it at ONTD with pix. he sounds lovely.
@emma: Aw, bummer! I wonder if it was immediately after everything was all said and done with the Q+A. I hung about Lincoln Center for a little bit, but didn’t see anyone where I was. I figured him and McQueen made tracks for other parts of the city fairly quickly. Ah, well. Still a pretty cool experience all the same!
Kaiser, in Fassie’s defense he looked tired. I talked to a few people organizing the festival yesterday (when I went to see shame) and they said he was really tired and couldn’t stay yesterday due to other commitments for my dismay, :(…
He is terrific in shame and a dangerous method, but I doubt he will get supporting role for a dangerous, since he is the leading role in that movie too. I will bet on Shame for award season.
Rihanna and Assbender?? NOOOOOO I’m next!! And she seems to be addicted to guys who resemble Chris Brown 0_o
I totally agree with this article. Fassbender is an actor and then a sex symbol. If he goes the way of “Tyalor Lautner” or “Brad Pitt” it diminishes his talent. And yes, too many Glee girls turning to him and away from Matthew Morrison would be great for box office sales but sucks for those who want him as our secret.
RiRi likes light skinned black men like her and who are a little bit younger than her. Not old dudes.
He doesn’t look good.
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/galleries/hollywoods_cutest_kids/hollywoods_cutest_kids.html
baby looks nothing like Fassy! Whew!
He’s a douch bag ladies! Wake up and adjust to reality. Michal Fassbender beat up a single mom, in front of her kids. Then got January Jones pregnant and robbed Lenny Kravitz’s baby carrige. Funny thing is you idiots don’t know the difference between a restraining order and sueing someone. His x never sued anyone and I am sure just wanted to keep Michael Fassbender away from her kids, he is like a ferral animal. It is so sad we as women are so desperate we can’t even read what is written in front of our eyes.