Linnocent: “Please ignore the reports which have no truth to them”

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Let’s recap the current Linnocent situation: she’s a cracked-out mess. That about sums it up, right? Oh, you want details! She’s probably an international call girl, she gets paid a lot of money to “model” for budget clothes, she blows off whatever court-ordered obligations she has, she was actively non-compliant with her community service and didn’t even bother trying to get court-ordered therapy (where she surely would have been diagnosed with a massive personality disorder, like narcissistic personality disorder), and absolutely NONE of that is her fault because people are mean to her and everyone is trying to get famous off of her good name and SHUTUP. *throws drink at your face*

So, here’s the latest. First, Linnocent tweeted this “explanation” or crack denial or whatever you want to call it:

I am not to be made an example of anymore. I am working hard and fulfilling my obligations every single day, to the court as well as myself. If I travel, its for work and its been approved. As is anything I do when I leave the state. I’d appreciate it if people will just let me do what is asked of me, so that I can get my life back. Please ignore the reports which have no truth to them. Thank you

[From Lindsay Lohan’s Twitter]

Whatever, blah blah. This is her M.O. First, there are reports of crack shenanigans, then Lindsay denies it, then someone comes forward with further evidence, and then she shuts up and lets Dawn Holley do the talking and then the California legal system throws their hands up in the arm like they just don’t care. Why break the cycle now?

Let’s do the rest in bullet points:

*TMZ reports that Linnocent has been “going to therapy” if the definition of “going to therapy” means “calling some poor therapist bastard in the middle of the night when she’s all high and junk.” Yes, Linnocent claims that while she was “working” in Europe, she got approval from both her probation officer and her therapist, and she did two therapy sessions over the phone, both for longer than 45 minutes. I would LOVE to read those transcripts. I hope the court makes them public.

*TMZ’s report also notes that Linnocent “strongly believes the probation department is out to get her … and desperately wants to make an example out of her” and that she “can’t wait” to go to court to tell “her side of the story.” For real.

*TMZ also caught up with Mother Crackhead, in case you couldn’t tell from the previous stories. Dina tells TMZ that Lindsay is “great, wonderful and really on it” as far as her community service is going.

*And in our (hopefully) last story, Page Six reports that Linnocent stills absolutely HATES Pitbull – she’s suing him for (LMAO) defamation, remember? Because of his lyric, “I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan.” Linnocent still has such a hate-on for Pitbull that she requires all of the clubs she “frequents” to NOT play Pitbull while she’s in the club. A source told Page Six, “Club staff were told that if any Pitbull song comes on, Lindsay would leave — [it’s] hard since he’s on so many hit songs right now. They briefed the DJ, actress Taryn Manning, that she could not play any Pitbull songs for the time Lindsay was at the event.” Linnocent’s crackie rep Steve Honig even confirmed this story, saying: “I told THQ that I would appreciate it if they did not play any Pitbull at the club. Lindsay was not aware of it, and she didn’t have anything to do with it. Even now she has no idea I did that. If they did play Pitbull, there was no chance she would have walked out.” I dare someone to play Pitbull around her. Wait, no. Don’t do it. She’ll beat you with a liquor bottle.

Oh, and Lindsay’s court date is for Wednesday, not Monday as I previously thought. Mark your crack calendars! If she’s found in violation of her probation, she could be looking at up to 18 months in jail. *rolls eyes* That won’t happen.

These are some new photos of Linnocent shopping with Ali. Because she’s Ali’s role model.

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Photos courtesy of WENN and Fame.

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  1. Cherry Rose says:

    Hell, if I was a club owner, I would tell the DJ to play as many Pitbull songs as he/she could, so that Lindsay would leave my club.

    What’s even more surprising is that Lindsay is still allowed to go in clubs. I would have thought they’d have blacklisted her, as I’m sure she never pays her tab and most likely starts fights with other people in the club.

    And Kaiser, they can’t legally release transcripts of a therapy session. It violates HIPPA, and you can definitely bet that Lindsay would sue if that happened.

  2. Seal Team 6 says:

    Sunday morning Cracken story?!

    It’s like Christmas in October.

  3. Innocent says:

    Lindsay and Ali look great. I have faith in Shawn.

  4. Rita says:

    Only in California could she be found not to be in violation of probabtion. How much has this coddling cost the state? The state is her biggest enabler.

    Morning Seal Team, brin, bellaluana and all the lovelies.

  5. vicky says:

    I don’t care what the reports say; you look like shit. You have lost all your beauty and you are too young for that.

  6. sally says:

    These people are Irish Travelers that somehow broke free of the pack.

  7. Nanea says:

    I haven’t even had crackfast yet, so how will I get through the day now?

    Scratch that, how will we all make it til Wednesday, if things progress like this?

    Can’t we find someone to sponsor cracktinis and other cracktails, cracks d’oeuvres, crackamole etc etc for this site?

  8. sally says:

    The little sister has had so much plastic surgery–she could pass for a kardashian.

  9. Kimbob says:

    @sally…loved your comment about Lilo & Mother Crack being Irish travellers…hahaha…it’s probably true!

    Oh..did anyone notice the 2nd pic of Lilo in this article (her hair is in a bun)? It’s mentioned she was shopping & that those are new pics. LOOK AT HER TEETH!!! She must’ve made a 911 appointment w/a dentist…her teeth look whiter, & the chipping in the two front teeth….GONE..VOILA…PRESTO!!! ABRACADABRA…meth mouth GONE!!! Hahaha..all the discussion about her meth mouth must have gotten to her. Oh, this is a BLAST!

  10. LichiFruit says:

    I seriously saw someone on the street in the big east coast city am in that I thought was lohan. Stringy blonde hair, fake tan, smoking like a chimney, big ugly heels. Even though I think she is a loser, I was interested to see her up close. Turns out it was a fifty year old woman! So, yeah, that sums up lohan for me.

  11. Oh Good!! She remembered to put her teeth in for these pictures! Now we can just rag on her hideous clothes (which she thinks are nice because of the (fake) Chanel belt, and totally bloated cracked out face!

  12. LAK says:

    oh innocent..such delusion. methinks someone is in desperate need of an intervention.

  13. Eleonor says:

    It seems someone has brand new veneers?

  14. Boo says:

    In the past, everyone always thought she’d go to jail, and she never did. Maybe this time, when everyone knows she will skate, she’ll actually get the jail time she has deserved all along? I read somewhere that if she gets more than a year–even one day–the early release isn’t quite so cushy. Anyone confirm or deny? Andyconda?

    That second picture–yeah, the teeth are better, but dear Lord, the bloated illness just wafts off her. And yet, she seems to think she’s really lookin’ cute.

  15. theotheryael says:

    in that second picture, it looks like she had her teeth cleaned and/or bleached.

  16. Boo says:

    It looks like Mr. Ali (sorry) is getting out of THE PORSCHE. Can anyone with more Porsche knowledge confirm?

  17. serena says:

    Ugh, just brush your teeth Linds.

  18. Bess says:

    I have to say that Linnocent looks a little bit better without the orange tan & did she have her teeth cleaned / fixed??

    Also, whatever plastic surgery Ali had must have “settled in” because she looks normal (for a Lohan).

  19. badrockandroll says:

    Even Innocent has (sorta) thrown in the towel. She has stated her faith in Shawn , but apparently has little in La Lohan or in Dina. Well, lawyers are like actors: they need material with which to work.

  20. sally says:

    @Kimbob–I know, right? My big fat Lohan Wedding will be the next hit on TLC! And the travelers all have f-ed up teeth as well! HA ahahahahahah!

  21. elina says:

    her teeth look like shes been chewing on rocks. siiiiick

  22. MacScore says:

    @Kimbob – yeah, I noticed that immediately too! Emergency dental work – she must have been so off her head when the meth mouth pics were taken that she didn’t even notice it; then all the publicity got to her… RESULT!
    And look at her in Pic 4 (with shopping bag, because one can never have Too Much Crap, right?) – looks as if she’s checking with her tongue to see if her veneers are still there – that’s the sort of thing you do when you’ve had mouth work done and it still feels strange.
    About the car – looks like a Porsche tail-light, but somehow seems too small for a Panamera….? Or is it just the angle of the photo?

  23. Shelly says:

    I love reading your daily Cracken update! It’s the best part of each morning.

  24. Green_Eyes says:

    Dentist trip or not..her teeth still look horrible for someone as young as she is.

    Wonder if Dino hits the pipe too..cuz SURE I would want my youngest daughter to look up at LILO as a positive role model..who doesn’t want their kid to be an international call girl and cracken partner for the sleazy guys right??

  25. Launicaangelina says:

    Her teeth look much better – definitely emergency dental work! Before the fix, her teeth had that meth/crack smoker look. Seriously, I have known meth addicts and their teeth look like Lohan’s from a few days ago.

  26. only1shmoo says:

    Oh Lilo, for someone who doesn’t believe in giving any attention to the press, she sure acted fast on the meth-mouth accusations! She looks like she’s just had veneers (albeit bad ones) plastered on!

  27. OhMyMy says:

    Even if she did get her teeth fixed nothing can hide the ugly inside.

    @MacScore: I thought that too….she really needs more crap. Glad to see her priorities haven’t changed at all.

  28. Jaded says:

    Her teeth look like she’s painted them with white-out, that doesn’t even look like a decent whitening job!

  29. Green_Eyes says:

    If you look close her gums are still very telling..but guess she figured better cover the meth teeth before court..like it really matters..she always gets off w/ a slap

  30. brin says:

    Morning peeps! Our lovely Crackie is still making demands like she’s a big star, that calls for a round of shots of delusion…cheers!

  31. Gizmerelda says:

    Wow, when I woke up this morning I honestly NEVER imagined I would be agreeing with Linnocent about something, but here I am…. “Please ignore the reports which have no truth to them. Thank you” – Linnocent – I always ignore the reports that have no truth in them – namely the delusional ones that come from you and your family!!!

    Ok, that’s not completely true – I read them, LMAO at them, and then ignore them 🙂

  32. kas says:

    Maybe she just got a Toddler and Tiaras style “Flipper” for her teeth.

    “I’m am not to be made an example of anymore”– WTF??? God, if there is any justice(there isn’t) the Judge will read that back to her before sending her to jail.

    The fact that she avoids her Shrink is the most telling. I expect her to avoid the Service aspect, as she is an entitled Bitch. But, what excuse will there be for avoiding the shrink–besides the one you gave??

  33. Ck says:

    I’m confused… This ali does not look a thing like that anorexic pic we saw… What’s the deal?

  34. Estella says:

    That is positively a Porsche Panamera. Love the “hipbone” look it has from the side. I am glad this crackhead chose this model instead of one my favorites -the 911 or 930. It still irritates me that methed out “cracken” has a Porsche – or a driver’s license for that matter.

  35. Turtle Dove says:

    TMZ live stream…. just saying.

  36. yt says:

    If the judge does not throw her in jail, maybe she will do something to help LL maintain the rules of her probation. Alcohol and drug tests 2x/week. Monitor bracelet. Curfew. No more trips out of state. Complete financial accounting to prove she cannot afford private therapy.

  37. Chelsey says:

    How can she tell people not to read reports about her, when according to her she, “doesn’t read those things…” Every interview I see of her (her last Ellen appearance comes to mind) they ask her about what’s going on in the tabloids and she’s always like, “Oh, I never read that stuff.” She’s such a perpetual liar, I hope this mess finally gets put away for a long time (I’m obviously not holding my breath, but here’s hoping.)

  38. newtsgal says:

    Her gums are all red…..like she spent a day with a toothbrush and some Rembrant. Now, she still needs to take a bath and for the love of God please do something with that rats nest on top of your head. ( OMG, I just flashedback to my mother, when she would bitch at me after a campin trip) It’s hopeless Lilo is still a busted bitch!
    Is it too early for a cracktini….I think not! CHEERS!!!!

  39. JRD says:

    I think Lainey said it best when she wrote, “That girl has a lot of problems. But even if you fix every one of them, it still won’t change the fact that she is an asshole. “

  40. Nina says:

    And this is how she will, again, get out of having to go to jail. Therapy by phone is a valid option — not just for her but for anyone. Many therapists offer sessions via telephone and/or Skype since it is hard for the functioning mentally ill to constantly have to leave work to make appointments. And when I say ‘leave work’, I mean normal people not international call girls .. but unfortunately it will still apply. I don’t think her shenanigans with the DWC will be enough for the Judge to throw her in jail. Yes, she told her to be well-behaved and serve at least four hours at a time but since Linnocent has until May to complete her time, I think she will just get a talking to on Wednesday. I’d love to be wrong and for her to finally get tossed into prison but I know better than to get my hopes up.

    And while her teeth look whiter, they still look horrible. The whiteness only serves to highlight how bad her gums are; they look like they are actively trying to push her teeth away and are seconds away from bleeding all the time.

  41. Eileen says:

    Ya hear that?? It’s the shaking of some cracktinis ladies….this time we’re garnishing them with mint leaves on Oral-B FLoss Picks. Let’s encourage Oral Health for poor Linds.

  42. Mrs. Odie 2 says:

    She has that gray bulimia pallor. Bulimia rots your teeth too.

  43. bagladey says:

    Are those ‘Paris Hilton Clip-on Hair Extensions’ in the black dress photos? That hair could not look cheaper, faker or tackier, smh, lol; I’ve seen black women whose complexions better suit blonde hair e.g. Eva Pigford. Honestly, Lindsay should be committed just for the insane, delusional belief that she pulls off blonde hair. Lindsay doesn’t remotely look like Marilyn Monroe and I never think of Marilyn EVER in association with Lindsay.

  44. snappy81 says:

    Glad to see the teef in better shape.

  45. Devon says:

    Yeah, that’s a Panamara. Figures this cracked out mess of a ho bag trick would buy/lease the ugliest mofoing Porsche out there.

    She’ll just get a talking to on Wednesday. We could start calling her the Teflon Crackie.

  46. Bess says:

    Do the various players in this mess- the judge, the therapist, the DWC and the probabtion officer even talk to each other? I’m just having a hard time figuring out why the judge, PO or therapist would allow the Cracken to leave LA for “work” and do “phone” therapy when she wasn’t being cooperative with the DWC.

    Does the court bend over backwards to accomodate “normal” citizens like this???

  47. Boo says:

    “Please ignore reports which have no truth to them.”

    What i can’t understand is how her entire mouth doesn’t burst into flames when she uses the word “truth.” Then again, maybe that’s what happened to her busted toofuses.

  48. Hugh Mungus says:

    Lindsay can fix her teeth and she can get rid of the busted weave and go back to being a redhead…but she’s still an asshole and nothing she can do now will ever change that.

  49. Annie says:

    Oh, lookie. Lindsay got some new white fake chompers so she can keep on PARTYING SNORTING AND PIPE SMOKING. And forget about the consequences. When her nose drops off that won’t be so easy to replace.

  50. cmc says:

    Linds is a lost cause, but I actually think Ali looks really beautiful in that shot. I’m still rooting for her to succeed.

  51. KLO says:

    oh GOD

  52. ShanKat says:

    “Also: Please ignore these teeth, which have no enamel to them…”

  53. Blood Red Witch says:

    Stop being mean to Lindsay! She has “phoned in” all of her obligations in life! Don’t believe me? Check her twitter. She SAYS so!

    Of course, “phoning in” dental visits hasn’t worked out the hot for her.

  54. ShanKat says:

    Owie, it looks like she had some endoscapy. That gum-scraping shit HURTS, yo.

    Looks like she’s coming out of Toluca Lake Dentistry on the Bob’s Big Boy side.

  55. Quest says:

    Can’t she afford some dental work…gosh! Girl needs to get that organized pronto

  56. dovesgate says:

    Ali’s facial work looks settled. Or she gained a couple pounds back. She looks pretty there.

    Of course, next to her sister she looks like Cindy Crawford compared to the average woman so LL’s downward spiral is oddly good for Ali. Go Ali! Free yourself!

  57. Mich says:

    Ugh! I lurk through the Lindsay comments on this site all the time because they make me laugh so much. Usually, lurking is enough but my absolute loathing of this woman needs an outlet today! “I will not be made an example of anymore!”. Give me a break. After so much GLOBAL humiliation in just a few short days, is it possible for her to look any happier about once again being ‘spotted’ by the camera? You don’t get to have it both ways you Obnoxious (Cracknoxious?) Prat! You can’t run around practically SCREAMING ‘loooook at meeee!’ and then cry foul when we actually see you for what you are. And her rep’s comment that there are more important issues in the world than the miserable state of her teeth is (crack)spot on. And fixing them starts with caring about those around you (such as, say, the women and children at the shelter?). Of course, in CrackLand, nothing says ‘I DO care’ and ‘I DO take this seriously’ like showing up for community service in a see through shirt and no bra.

  58. Madisyn says:

    Turtle Dove

    TMZ live streamin is good. Watching it on Court TV is better. They televised the last hearing in July. I’m afraid they’re too into the Jackson/Murray trial that they won’t show it this time. Fingers crossed!

    Newtsgal

    Its NEVER TOO EARLY for a cracktini. *Clincking your glass*

    Eileen

    Long time, no hear from you. I’ve got the ingredients for the Seven Layer Lohan Dip at the ready. As most know, I only bring it out for ‘special’ occasions such as a ‘must appear’, roll out the red carper, ‘Crackies back in town’ appearance.

    Bess

    I agree, Ali’s face has ‘settled’ and doesn’t look anything like those pics we saw. And for that, I say, good for her. I absolutely wish Ali ‘no ill will’ but Dina and Blohan, thats another story altogether.

    Not surprised Ali is in CA ‘babysittin’ the Cracken, its her ‘job’, has been for the last couple of years. When does she have time to ‘work for Next’ as Dina stated on that video from TMZ yesterday?

    Delusion does not fall far from the tree!

  59. the original bellaluna says:

    Morning brin, Rita, Madisyn, boo, Morticians, Eileen, Blood Red, KatScorp, and anyone else I may have missed! 😉 (see why I usually just type All the Usual Suspects?)

    boo, I think WO said it best “From your ears to God’s lips.” (WO should never EVER do interviews while drunk and/or high.)

    It would actually be kinda funny to see that happen. On air, live.

    Eileen – Hysterical! And I’d love one.

  60. Madisyn says:

    SkanKat

    How do you know about Bob’s Big Boy in Toluca Lake? I’m a born and bred Burbankian, how bout you?

    The one thing I must take issue with is please, please don’t let her anywhere near Bob’s. I eat there and her just in the vacinity makes me very, very nervous. Infection and all. Of course, Blohan the MAGNIFICRACK wouldn’t deign us with her grace in the Valley, so I guess I need not worry.

    bellaluna

    Mornin girl, ready for your first cracktini of the day? Its time. Anymore thought about your hours and if she’ll go to jail? I know, I’m still pondering the hours. As for jail, thats a NO! Unfortunately. *sigh*

    Update:

    DiaBLa – 36 hours
    Firecracker – 38 hours
    Ruby Red Lips – 40 hours
    Lady D – 44 hours
    Lucky Charm – 45 hours – Yes
    gizmerelda – 47 hours
    Dawning Red – 48 hours
    Seal Team 6 – 51 hours
    Morticians – 52 hours – Yes
    theotheryael – 54 hours
    Bess – 55 hours
    newtsgal – 56 hours
    ladybert62 – 60 hours
    bellaluna – ??
    Madisyn – ?? hours – NO

  61. Kloops says:

    Knew it. Knew Mama Crackhead would get some emergency dental work ordered. Looks like just laser whitening, but I predict veneers in the near future. Big, crazy white veneers that she’s going to constantly flash to “prove everyone wrong”.

  62. Nemesis Rose says:

    This chick will not last another year, when those around her are not willing to sit her down and tell her the tooth (hahahaha!) I mean shit! It wasn’t until the media and the public went ape shit about her teeth that she finally did something about her rotting candy corn gnashers. Now, voila! New sparkly whites!

    I doubt anything will happen on Wed. She’ll cry crocodile tears, there will be an I or a T that wasn’t dotted or crossed properly in her report, and she’ll slide. And the band played on……….

  63. the original bellaluna says:

    Madisyn

    Always dahling, always. You know I love a good cracktini! And I cannot WAIT for your 7 layer dip.

    I still don’t know about the CS time served…I’m still pondering. But it’s probably going to be a “no” on going to jail. I just can’t see why anyone would bother to GAF right now, when they’ve her get away with so much for so long already.

    I’m of the mind that “consequences for actions” must be taught from an early stage: Be it teaching a toddler that if he’s throws his ball in the house, it will become an “outside toy;” if he bites, he will get swatted or bitten back; if he throws that toy, it’s going to be taken away until he can play with it nice;

    OR teaching a crackhead that if you carjack 3 guys and then high-speed chase after someone in said STOLEN CAR while drunk and/or high; if you sneak out of rehab to get drunk and physically assault one of the workers upon your drunken return; if your are seen on a public street buying “sea jasper” from some random, YOU GO TO JAIL! You DO NOT(!!!) get to jet-set to the flashiest fashion shows in the world and drive a Porsche!

    The LA County judicial system gets an EPIC FAIL in crackhead parenting. And don’t even get me started on the heads of that Clan of the Crackhead household.

  64. DarkEmpress says:

    @ Sally- #6. You totally called it! Lilo looks just like an Irish traveller! She would fit right in! They love tannning and bleach blonde hair and their teeth are horrible!Plus they love to drink! I also assuming that they wouldnt mind getting items that had “fallen off the back of a tuck”. Yep. Lilo belongs to them. Has anyone else seen “My big fat gypsy wedding” on TLC?

  65. Madison34 says:

    @kimbob and @sally: Why are you insulting Irish people just because LL sux? Anyway, the girl is sick and needs help.

  66. dorothy says:

    I’m just going to say it: What an idiot! The fact that she issued a statement proves that she hasn’t realized…no one believes anything she says.

  67. Boo says:

    have we seen the pics of her at the 10 year celebration of the Bill Clinton Foundation last night?

    Shhhhh….don’t say anything yet, but I think Lindsay will be playing the lead role in the hot new film, “Truman Capote: The Final Years.”

    http://celebrity-gossip.net/lindsay-lohan/photo/lindsay-lohan-7055

  68. Lady D says:

    Mad darling, (to paraphrase Original B) what is the yes/no behind some names? I missed something. Thanks for filling in the ‘late to the party’ one.

  69. Girlygirl410 says:

    “Move that example out of the way, I am Lindsay Lohan! “

  70. MorticiansDoItDeader says:

    @seal team, don’t you mean Christmas in Cracktober (at least that’s what the month would be called in the 12 months of Blohan calendar that one of the ladies here was supposed to make).

    @brin, I believe @innocent had one too many shots of delusion BEFORE she got here, as she thinks Lindsay looks “great.”

    *waves @the original Bella, @Madisyn, @ruby red, @Rita, @Lady D, @cherry rose (sorry I left you out before, can’t forget my fellow funeral director ;)) et al.*

    also what’s with the “mom Jean” cut-offs?

  71. Marianne says:

    I would love to see the look on her face as her ass is thrown in jail.

  72. Madisyn says:

    You know, Blohan isn’t the first person to ruin her looks and won’t be the last because of drugs, she just started earlier. Go back and look (for those who like hard rock, long haired boys) at Sebastian Bach and the ‘I Remember You’ video, he’s absolutely stunning. Look at him now or even the last several years. Not good.

    I don’t give a fvck if she goes back to red hair, stops the duck lip injections, stops ‘storing coke’ for those looong winters in Cali in her cheeks, or gets veneers, NOTHING will reverse the damage she’s already done. Nuff said!

    Lady D

    The ‘Yes or No’ is the ‘is she or is she not going to jail’ question. Not all are participating but its your call.

    Its funny you called me ‘Mad’, only my twin (bellaluna) calls me that AND thats my initials in real life.

    *WAVING back at you, Morticians* Where is ARE Ruby Red? Its 85 in Burbank, cracktini by the vat?

  73. Danielle says:

    Does she not own a mirror,actually she does,there all just smashed out because of her ill temper,my point being it took tabloids trashing her meth teeth for her to run to the dentist,i wonder if the dentist warned her about her crack use and how it has affected her teeth???

  74. andyconda says:

    “Judge I called my community service hours in to the DWC., I gave them Tons of hours over the phone…Look at my teeth I cant afford crest much less therapy.”

  75. andyconda says:

    Boo
    Boo: If the judge gives you 6 months you will do about 20% =34 days
    If they give you a year 20% = 74 days

    But if the judge says a year and a day… that means you are going to to spend the whole thing 366 days. no early release.
    no good behavior…
    so she would want to be sentenced to a year in a half (95 days) rather then a year and a day.
    Now in florida if you get over a year,you will not do county jail you will be shipped off to prison

  76. Danielle says:

    ahhhhhhhh a nice dose of coke bloat photos from last night,i also feel so bad for chanel 🙁

    http://celebrity-gossip.net/lindsay-lohan/photo/lindsay-lohan-7054

  77. Denise says:

    Well, after all the negative post I’ve done today, I am going to be generous and kind and say that Ali actually looks normal in this pic.

  78. Madisyn says:

    Morticians

    January = CrackUARY

    February = CrackRUARY

    March = CrackARCH

    April = CrackRIL

    May = CrackAY

    June = CrackUNE

    July = CrackLY

    August – CrackGUST

    September = CrackTEMBER

    October = CrackTOBER

    November = CrackVEMBER

    December = CrackCEMBER

  79. LeeLoo says:

    I really want her to go to prison for at least a year. I want it because right now she is a has been who has cameras that follow her around. Without the cameras, she’s just a has been. Going to prison would ruin what’s left of her career and when she got out she’ll be a nobody that no one will care about. That’s why she’s so afraid of going to prison for a long period of time because she’s afraid everyone will forget about her. I think that needs to happen.

  80. newtsgal says:

    Madisyn….. I say NO to the jail time, we will never be that lucky.

  81. Hautie says:

    It does no good to bleach rotting teeth.

    It does not stop the damage.

    Once your teeth enamel has started to rot… you need good expensive dental work. Not some quick fix.

    Not some cheap veneers to hide the damage.

    I also tend to suspect the complete lack of daily dental hygiene, is a serious issue too.

    So maybe instead of spending money at the Mall. Or on another vehicle to wreck. Maybe Lohan can put $10K into her mouth.

    Before she ends up with a full set of dentures like Whitney Houston.

  82. Cherry Rose says:

    @MorticiansDoItDeader – Thanks. I’m finally taking the classes. I have to say, it’s pretty hard. Especially the Embalming Chemistry. BUT, I’m doing well in them, so thank god for that.

    @LeeLoo – This is why people like Lohan and the Kardashians are constantly shoved in our faces all the time. They know that if they’re out of the public eye for too long, people will forget about them, because they are disposable celebrities, who will easily be replaced by the next set of disposable celebrities.

  83. HannahF says:

    Y’all have to go over to the Daily Mail. They have pics of Linnocent there from Bill Clinton’s bash that was held last night at the Hollywood Bowl.

    Her outfit is hooker chic—basically a streetwalking outfit with a giant floppy hat.

    Vikram must be a Clinton supporter. (I know, I know cue the Clinton jokes…)

  84. Lucky Charm says:

    “Please ignore the reports which have no truth to them.” Never fear, Linds, I do. I ignore all reports from you, your mom, and everyone else in your camp!

    And I am really glad none of my Irish relatives were travelers, or else I’d be very offended by the association with Lindsay & Dina, lol! Although maybe they are from a breakaway sect.

  85. twinkle says:

    @Seal Team 6:Sunday morning Cracken story?!
    It’s like Christmas in October
    Too funny. I just got a laptop so it’ s my first Sunday at celebitchy; usually just on the comp at work.
    It really does feel like Christmas

  86. hillbilly in the corner says:

    Don’t ya just love how she comes out of the same door two or three times just to get out of a building……..
    Once with her hair down

    Once with her hair up

    Once again with the phone just two make sure the shoot was a good one..!!!

    My god , how dam staged can you get…..wonder how long she keep them standing there before she came out…..

    Lazer whiting on the teeth and her gums look red like they have had some trimming……So much for not reading any of the gossip sites……LOL

  87. Auds says:

    I don’t know whether to feel sorry for her or to roll my eyes and pray for a random sinkhole to open up and devour her.
    She is desperately trying to be relevant, for all the wrong reasons. She can be in the public eye for as long as she wants, but she won’t garner any interest for a reality show or anything remotely trashy-Kardashian. Chief reason being is that she has shit management.

  88. Cherry Rose says:

    @Auds – It’s not just that Lindsay has shitty management. It’s because she’s unreliable and because of how she acts (rude, entitled, arrogant), NO ONE wants to work with her, outside the nobodies who use her name to garner publicity for themselves.

  89. LeeLoo says:

    @Cherry Rose: which is exactly why she needs to go to jail. It’s high time she be “disposed” of. By disposed I mean we need to find a new cracken.

    @Madisyn Would you be so kind as to putt me down for 33 hours?

  90. logan says:

    someone made a 911 visit to the dentist.

  91. Franny says:

    Too many comments to read to see if anyone said it, but she def had veneers put in in the last week. Try that aren’t rotted, now white and red gums? I feel bag for that dentist

  92. Amanda says:

    She is so far gone I find it hard to believe NOW everything is magically going perfect. Not really how drug attics work. It’s not even as if she has gotten help for her habits.

  93. Lady D says:

    In that case Madisyn, put me down for a no. I’m sick of hoping Teflon Crackie actually gets punished.

  94. LeeLoo says:

    I tried posting an informative link about veneers but it got flagged for spam. 🙁 But in case anyone was curious there is no way she would have been able to get veneers in the span of a week. Composite veneers would not have worked, the sucking motion of even smoking a cigarette would irritate them. Procelain veneers take about 2 months to make so there is no way she has those in.

    I guarantee the bitch just got some white strips and whitened her teeth. They still look like they’re rotting. Only now they’re white and rotting instead of disgusting yellow.

  95. Bess says:

    The Crackie was at the “Decade of Difference” concert for the 10 year anniversary of Bill Clinton’s charity. How the hell did she get into an event like this?

    http://www.lipstickalley.com/f17/lindsay-lohan-decade-difference-concert-339252/

  96. Susan says:

    To the comment above about porcelain veneers, 2 months is inaccurate. I got mine in two weeks. In fact, 2 months would be ridiculous because in order to get porcelain veneers, they have to take a mold of your mouth after they have already ground down your teeth to little nubs. After they take the molds, they put temporary composite on your teeth to fake the look of teeth for a short while. But that stuff is really fragile and you can’t eat normally. Lasting 2 weeks while waiting for the veneers was really hard, and I remember thinking I should have paid more to get them faster.

  97. LeeLoo says:

    @Susan
    I got my info from an “informative” dental website. Thanks for the correction. 🙂 I’m sure it all depends on how long it takes to make the porcelain mold. I thought that 2 months sounded like a long time myself. Thanks for the 1st account info!

  98. Anastasia says:

    New veneers, and they aren’t particularly good ones nor do they fit very well.

    Look at the redness and irritation of her gums. Dental work.

    Her real teeth are bumpy/ridgy, especially along the cutting edge. Those veneers are smooth and straight on the cutting edge. And whiter than her natural teeth.

    Someone got Miss Thang to a cosmetic dentist, anyway.

  99. the original bellaluna says:

    Bess, what in the Hefty bag GD hell kind of outfit is that? (Michael K, there’s your title for tomorrow morning’s Linnocent post. You’re welcome) 😉

  100. Bess says:

    bellaluna, I know. That’s one hell of an ensemble Blohan put together.

    Madisyn, just for the record, I don’t think the Cracken is going to be sent off to jail this week, but I can’t imagine that the judge is going to give her a pass either. Are you still thinking there’s a chance for new drug testing or travel restrictions???

  101. Auds says:

    Cherry Rose, you have a fair point.
    I forget that she is a rank tobacco fiend and has punctuality issues, so yeah…that weighs against her viability.
    There are so many starlets or potential starlets out there. It’s a shame to even bother with Lohan.

  102. Seal Team 6 says:

    @Hautie

    Houston has dentures?!

  103. misstrishm says:

    She could kill someone and get away with it. That’s a flipping shame anyone else would be in prison. And Pitbull is the best thing that’s happened to her. ~~~

  104. Boo says:

    Look at this cute pic of LL looking plastered while driving last night at the Clinton thing. In the passenger seat is Pootie the Caveman. Hmmmm…what is he up to?

    http://www.x17online.com/celebrities/lindsay_lohan/lindsay_lohan_hat_peace_sign_clinton_concert_porsche_photos_101611.php

  105. Madisyn says:

    LeeLoo, I certainly will.
    Lady D, you got it.

    Update

    LeeLoo – 33 hours
    DiaBLa – 36 hours
    Firecracker – 38 hours
    Ruby Red Lips – 40 hours
    Lady D – 44 hours – No
    Lucky Charm – 45 hours – Yes
    gizmerelda – 47 hours
    Dawning Red – 48 hours
    Seal Team 6 – 51 hours
    Morticians – 52 hours – Yes
    theotheryael – 54 hours
    Bess – 55 hours – No
    newtsgal – 56 hours – No
    ladybert62 – 60 hours
    bellaluna – ??
    Madisyn – ?? hours – NO

    My twin

    This twit is a bloody tosser! And thats putting it kindly. Another cracktini? Where is are Ruby Red today, I miss her. I know its 5 AM her time, 9 PM our time, so she’s teepin. I spose if were up late enough ‘our time’ Ruby will be bright eyed and bushy tailed soon enough.

    Bess Angel

    I got you down for a ‘No’. As for your question to restrictions, I say, to quote WO, “from your ears to God’s lips” there will be restrictions. I’ve quoted you more than once. I too, want a SCRAM AND drug testing, CONSTANTLY! Nothing else will compel this twit to comply with ‘therapy’ and CS. NOTHING!

    For all those commenters saying she had veneers, YOUR QUITE WRONG. She still has the same ‘chipmunk teef’ she always had, she just had the STAINS removed. Period, end of discussion.

    Like Danielle said, someone ANYONE please play a Pitball song as she strolls into court Wednesday. PLEASE!

  106. Dawning Red says:

    @Bess: Maybe Lyndzie thought it was a “Decade of Drugs” concert?

    It is kind of funny she would be at a Clinton charity, but the jokes I could make would be too easy. Much like Lyndzie. Although when it comes to her and the Dems, I remembered this little gem:

    http://gawker.com/5051294/barack-obama-graciously-turns-down-lindsay-lohans-offer-of-support

    I love the quote the Obama campaign had saying that Lyndzie “is not exactly the kind of high-profile star who would be a positive for us.” Although the picture of her shows us a healthier Lyndzie, albeit one still ready to pull her shorts off at the drop of a hat. But if LiLo still wants Obama to win in 2012, all she has to do is support whoever the Republicans nominate. It would be the Kiss of Death! o.o

    But you know, I was thinking that another idea we could have in addition to guessing how many hours she (didn’t) serve, we could also start guessing the reason(s) the judge gives as to why she won’t toss Lady MacMeth in jail! I mean, come on, we all KNOW Lyndzie will skate, so lets move past that and start speculating as to why she will!

  107. MacScore says:

    @Madisyn:
    If you’re still checking this thread – sorry – time difference and all that:

    Please could you put me down for 50, and a “yes”?

    (50 coz it’s a nice round number and since she’s an imbecilic liar, she may just pick this and hope that it pans out; and “yes” because, as we say over here, “hope is the last to to die.”)
    Roll on the 19th!!!!!!!!!

  108. imabrat says:

    What a disgusting individual.

  109. the original bellaluna says:

    Maybe she thought it was a GEORGE Clinton “fundraiser” (which would explain why Pootie is rolling a doob.)

  110. Boo says:

    “Lady MacMeth!” I can’t say how much I love this. The only thing is, though, that Lady Macbeth eventually felt some guilt/remorse for what she did…and she tried to wash! None of that nonsense for our precious girlchild, Lindsay. Lyndzy. WTF.

  111. Dawning Red says:

    I’ve been busy with school so I’ve missed more than a few posts; what is with people putting down a “yes” or “no”? If its for whether she gets jail time, put me down as a solid no. Wait, put me down as a “Hell, no!” I wouldn’t be surprised if the judge asks Lyndzie for her autograph! o.O

  112. Green_Eyes says:

    @Madisyn. If it’s not to late & you read this please ADD me for 35 HOURS & NO Jail. Thank you so much 🙂

  113. Gal says:

    Rita – I think you hit on something here. When Lindsay finally does go down (as in dead), Crack Mom will sue the state for enabling her this whole time. And of course she’ll win. Because you know it IS ALWAYS someone else’s fault.

  114. ladybert62 says:

    Please add a NO to jailtime next to my 60 hours of community service (none in the morgue).

    Will be back after I do some work!

  115. Anastasia says:

    Madisyn: bleaching doesn’t smooth out the ridges and bumpy appearance her teeth had on the bottom (the cutting edge). The teeth she has now are completely straight along the bottom edge. Compare to the earlier meth teeth pictures.

    Of course new veneers would be whiter, why bother if they aren’t whiter and brighter? But they’re also a tiny bit bigger and all those ridges on the bottom are gone.

    Her real teeth are rotting. You can’t just bleach rotting teeth.

  116. Madisyn says:

    MacScore, Dawning Red, ladybert62, Green_Eyes

    Update

    LeeLoo – 33 hours
    Green_Eyes – 35 hours – No
    DiaBLa – 36 hours
    Firecracker – 38 hours
    Ruby Red Lips – 40 hours
    Lady D – 44 hours – No
    Lucky Charm – 45 hours – Yes
    gizmerelda – 47 hours
    Dawning Red – 48 hours – HELL NO!
    MacScore – 50 hours – Yes
    Seal Team 6 – 51 hours
    Morticians – 52 hours – Yes
    theotheryael – 54 hours
    Bess – 55 hours – No
    newtsgal – 56 hours – No
    ladybert62 – 60 hours – No
    bellaluna – ??
    Madisyn – ?? hours – NO

  117. Green_Eyes says:

    @ Madisyn thank you sweetie:)

  118. rightgrrl says:

    looks like she did some tooth whitening for sure, also bonding (or filing) the bottom of the teeth would make them look cosmetically better in the short term…

    that is, until she gets veneers. and she will, you just know it, but they will at least match her new lips…

  119. Johen Doe says:

    What a piece of crap this woman is, liclo, lol. Do the crime do the time. She is no different or special from anyone else. She is a Hollywood dirt bag scum bucket slut.

  120. SCREEEE says:

    [formerly Ben]

    I still can’t get my head around the fact that it took her *widespread media disgust* for her to notice that those things in her mouth were rotting the eff away… Crackity Cracky Crack-Crack McCrackersons II.