Last week, no one seemed to care about Skinny Gerard Butler and his Pecks of Tautness. (sidenote: “Taut” is one of the words that I need to use more, right?) Why didn’t you care? Why didn’t you love him enough to comment about his pecs and his thunder-concealing wetsuit?
Anyway, as we’ve been chronicling over the past year, Gerard Butler has slowly and steadily lost the chunk. Specifically over the past few months, he’s been training for this surf movie, Of Mavericks and Men. Gerard plays the surfing elder in this one, and yet it seems like he’s the lead, considering he’s getting endlessly pap’d in various stages of dong-y undress. These are newish photos from the weekend, and Gerry looks… well…
From the waist up, I love him, even with the uneven scruff. I like his naturally curly hair, I like how good his arms look, I like his taut pecs and just how healthy and great he looks. And then I get to what’s below the waist…
…Now, I don’t want to be one of those “OMG, it looks so small in a wetsuit!” people, but really, his bulge is unimpressive. If Jon Hamm was in this wetsuit, his bulge would be assaulting and then seducing our eyes. The Hamm Dong would be slithering half-way down his leg. Gerry just looks… like the dong doesn’t match his big frame. I’m just saying… if you’re going to make a movie in which the male characters are in wetsuits all the time, maybe you should do something to ensure that we’re not taken out of the film because we’re staring at the unimpressive bulge.
That being said, I would (as always) still hit it. After all, it is the motion of the ocean, not the size of the boat.
Photos courtesy of Fame.
how to say! he’s not a porn actor
Still hot.
That’s because he is unimpressive
Wetsuit. Cold water. Just ‘sayin
It’s not photoshopped. And he’s not wet
he might be a grower not a shower if you get my meaning
I used to find him very hot but not so much now – I don’t know why.
“its the motion of the ocean not the size of the boat”
That is classic – did you make that up or is that a famous line I never heard before?
But I love it!
Very old saying. Anyway, who cares? He’s a Scot. Scots are HOT.
Well, this is something to consider when dreaming of Gerard.
What bulge?
It’s because the Fass/McAvoy/Hamm dong have forever skewed our expectations of men’s willies!
Oh my god. It’s like he doesn’t have any at all! Or maybe it’s just taped between his legs. I’m gonna go with the latter. So I wouldn’t cry.
Dude. Let me just say- after YEARS of lusting after this guy- big burly yummy guy- we finally got it on. And it was seriously the smallest penis I have ever seen. Like it made me wanna sing the Short D*ck Man song. And he was so insufferable about it, too. Like he didn’t even know it was itty bitty teeny weeny (there was NO motion in that ocean). Ugh. And now that I’ve made the comparison, Gerry is all yours Kaiser. I wouldn’t go there if you paid me.
Hahaha…you are funny and ITA! But i have never been a fan of GB’s so this post makes me chuckle LOL.
Check this out instead 🙂
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAnSdjEdJRQ
There once was a man named Lin,
Whose prick was the size of a pin.
As she fondled his shaft,
She observed with a laugh,
“Now this won’t be much of a sin!”
His legs look kinda girlie.
In my experience…from the little acorn grows the mighty oak!,
McAvoy, pozdol? Got any evidence? He’s fantastic.
@Rive: I think there’s a movie where he does full-frontal and it’s available somewhere on the interwebs but I was more referring to pics where he’s just wearing his every day jeans. Maybe it’s because the jeans are tight and that he’s not the tallest dude … but it always looks like it’s packin down there.
There are some pics on Just Jared where he was trotting his dog on a Malibu beach earlier this past summer (around August, maybe). He’s wearing a bright red or orange tee and blue board shorts (I think), and is full commando.
In those pics, given his body/frame, he looked pretty average (to me). But to each her/his own…
This guy used to be amazingly good looking and sexy. He has not aged well even after losing the chunk. I just can’t get excited about him like I did a few years ago. All of that hard partying has done a number on him. It is only downhill from here.
….a horrible childhood bicycle seat accident?
He has never been appealing to me whatsoever.
Laughing too hard to really make any comments because I just don’t know what to say…it’s…well…oh my…the last pic…hmmm…not sure…doesn’t matter. My G-Man lust is not abated in any way. Thanks for the pix, tho!
@Missilepanda. Brilliant.
He’s as flat as a Ken doll. Ai dios mio!
Seriously, shouldn’t the director of this movie ask him to stuff a sock in his wetsuit?
Maybe b/c that’s Jason Trawick.
I don’t care about him. I don’t know why. Upon being forced to look right now (ha)I was able to detect the nice chest, great lips and still snore myself down to the non Hamm area.
I think he is probably one of those men whom you think is “fine” or “douchy” until you meet them and then it’s all throw your panties in his face kind of thing.
Unimpressive unless it’s focused on you.
Maybe he’s got a George Costanza shrinkage situation happening? I dunno… I love the dong, but they are a mystery sometimes.
He tucks?
The studio should have created a falsie or a prosthetic one for him. Now I have no desire to see this movie. Ticket sales will be down because of this.
Probably steroid use
from the waist down, he looks like a woman! poor guy.
It’s like the R-rated version of Where’s Waldo???
He may be a grower and not a shower.
LOL! Those of his fans who know him, know the truth. Probably depends on the fit, etc. Other wet suits have provided a lot more info; these are heated wet suits, and thicker. We have a full frontal from Mrs. Brown, where he runs into the ocean, and we have a substantial and fairly lengthy bulge in Shooters, where he plays a Scottish gangster, following his fondling a woman’s naked breasts in the scene(well, in the UK, they are more graphic than we are usually), and lots more info that only fans know…:) Well, we do know he is not cut…
Howard Stern said he talked to one of G’s girl friends, and she was quite impressed, something I have read before…
Or maybe, just maybe, he’s wearing a piece so that we watch the movie and not his big, huge, throbbing…arms? Kidding, I’d still smash.
Fans, in the know who have seen Shooters, always refer to “The Yellow Towel”…in hushed tones…:)
The Yellow Towel is all he was wearing. Lovely scene…:), be sure to slow it down. If you have a REALLY sharp eye (some of us do), you can see a slight dangle in the Law Abiding Citizen naked scene, from the rear, if you slow it down.
Can’t believe all you haters are basing your dislike of Gerard on just a few pictures. He is making a surfing movie and so he is supposed to look like a surfer! You obviously don’t know that there are a ton of pictures of him on the net that show him to be pretty well endowed. Check out the pictures of him in Malibu this summer in his swim trunks. All of you that like your Hollywood pretty boys can have them – Gerard is still the most gorgeous and manly actor out there.
I’m hoping that he had to tuck it back for some reason… Maybe it’s so big that not tucking it would cause a ratings change? A girl can dream right?
http://i52.tinypic.com/e0icnp.jpg
his fans love those long, long legs, and vids of them are found elsewhere…
fug caveman looking guy. he always looks so smug too
Oh, @reel life, we are sisters separated at birth! Let’s hear it for the Yellow Towel Brigade! Huzzah!
These pics today just are not flattering, nor are they meant to be.
Kaiser, you´ve got it wrong, darling! I can state that, as an open water diver licensed by PADI myself here in Brazil, he´s wearing a 5mm suit, a thick vest for COLD waters, and these kind of vests have a corpse of their own, thick and heavy, then they DO NOT contour the body as regular neoprene suits do. Remember, COLD water? Remember its effect on human bodies as well?
Gerard*sigh*Butler is a huge man of 6´2″, and his “extremities” match him on “proper” sizes, if you know what I mean.
Hahaha, I’ve always heard it’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean. But it also takes a long time to get to England in a rowboat! LOL Still love him and his accent.
Kaiser, you´ve got it wrong, darling! I can state that, as an open water diver licensed by PADI myself here in Brazil, he´s wearing a 5mm suit, a thick vest for COLD waters, and these kind of vests have a corpse of their own, thick and heavy, then they DO NOT contour the body as regular neoprene suits do. Remember, COLD water? Remember its effect on human bodies as well?
Gerard*sigh*Butler is a huge man of 6´2″, and his “extremities” match him on “proper” sizes, IF you know what I mean.
Yvette my dear, do a little research, those of us who follow the G bulge pics know he is no Ken doll…Kaiser is just trying to stir things up a bit…
Must have been a boring day for her to do this one…LOL…
Be sure to check out the ocean scene from Mrs. Brown, with all things flying high, and not small even in cold water…
omj, you are such a fairy tale dreamer…LOL. Just a guy pretending to be a faux female, jealous of the G man, I would guess…
I want to thank silly peeps for posting the Yellow Towel pic above…thanks for the memories!
pickin on a guy’s peen size….really?
and we are all barbie dolls to be sure..
i see we throw stones in glass houses here….doubt gerry would be such a ladies man if he didn’t know how to use whatever God gave him……..
i agree with the poster who said it must be a slow news day here….
I’ve seen many pix of Gerard Butler that enhance his manhood and I think he looks to be quite adequate, unless you are one of these gals with a big vagina.
sometimes left, http://i52.tinypic.com/2v7yr8m.png
sometimes right
http://i54.tinypic.com/se1y7q.jpg
🙂
This movie is rated G or PG. For kids too. Do you really think he would be hanging out for this film?
You are really searching for something to write about. He spends a lot of time tucking it in his wet suit, keeps slipping out of place…
Please, you guys are all so superficial. It’s the man not the size of the penis. I would love to have it no matter the size.
@ silly peeps
well done! lmao !
*cueing Clara Peller*
Hey, where’s the beef?
Wow, those yellow towel pics are awesome! Thanks for posting! Well, that ends the argument for me. The boy is hung!
For heaven’s sake, from Gerry’s first ever movie, Her Majesty Mrs Brown, his junk was on full display and that was meant to be a cold day! If you were a real fan you would have watched that by now and seen that he is by no means small or “average” as you put it!
Of Men and Mavericks is meant to be a family movie, I hardly think Gerry’s real bulge is appropriate to be on full display for a child’s viewing.
Some of you chicks truly need to get a life, or better still, a “real” man of your own to play with!
Kaiser, reading your posts, I just LOL. “its the motion of the ocean not the size of the boat” hahahhaa brilliant! Yeah, can’t spot a bulge with binoculars. Shame… Speaking of “Shame”, I bet Fassie would look great in a wetsuit…….
Girl…you must be losing it. Gerry is extremely well-endowed as witnessed by many, many photos and, don’t forget “Mrs. Brown”. I don’t know about John Hamm but I’m pretty sure Gerry has him beat in every possible way. Do some research, for Pete’s sake! And, remember, OMAM is a family movie.
Hamm Dong! Hahahaha!
If anyone is in doubt of the load that Gerry carries pop over to WeirdlyObsessive get on the site and view the bulge thread…or better still for a real 3D view join the the chat and ask someone to link ya to what WO calls the seal pictures. Every doubt will be gone, but make sure ya got something close by to cool yourself off with.
Cele/bitchy you should know of what you speak before you speak the man is packed. There are not many men who can
take a walk on the beach and ya can tell if he’s cut or not.
Maybe it’s so impressive they made him tape it or tuck, lol. Didn’t want to take away from his great acting. Hamm dong & Fassdong, someone needs to get them into a wetsuit Now!
Still sexy!
‘Motion of the ocean’ haha 😛
I wonder if he would love it or be embarrassed that we are discussing the size of his tackle. Good to know that it is the very thick wetsuit that is completely hiding any sign of his genitals. To think that he had none would really ruin my Gerry fantsies. I LOVE the accent!
@peeps – why would I need to do research on such a silly matter? I save research for important things – not Gerard Butler’s crotch bulge or lack thereof.
For Andie B:
sometimes left, http://i52.tinypic.com/2v7yr8m.png
sometimes right
http://i54.tinypic.com/se1y7q.jpg
ttp://i52.tinypic.com/e0icnp.jpg
oopsie
http://i52.tinypic.com/e0icnp.jpg
I think this dude is a huge DOUCHE most of the time. With the exception of a couple of his movies, hes never appealed to me that much.
HOWEVER, that being said, i feel obligated to mention that u CANNOT judge a man’s size by his limp state 😛
No really, i know from 1st-hand experience that some dongs will REALLY surprise u once they’re in action mode! 😉
Oh and btw, from the waist down he looks like a woman, and NOT because of the non-existent bulge.
Means nothing. I wouldent look any different and I pack 8 thick inches when the moment is right. Just as much chance he is a grower as a shower.
I agree with Frank. You can never tell until the clothes are off and you are in “the moment”. And poor guy! Having his package analysed like this. tsk tsk
I laughed at some of the comments. I won’t deny this. But seriously, ladies, what is this — the high school girls locker room? Dong this, dong that, on so many threads. Objectifying a man (douchey or not) based on his package is just as bad as men judging a woman solely on her tits and ass.
I would take gerard butler anyway.He still is the most beautiful man I have ever seen.Did you see Attilla or Dracula.No plastic surgeon could make a face that beautiful.Only God could do that.His looks hypnotizes me.All I can say is beautiful,beautiful,beautiful.Finally Hollywood has given us a gorgeous leading man.