For the most part, when everyone is going on and on about how great Jennifer Aniston looks, I truly feel a sense of mystery. Sure, she has a great figure, and her commitment to blowouts and blonde highlights are legendary. But her style can be hit-or-miss, and the combination of everything she puts together usually gives me a big “meh”. Now, all that being said, I LOVE the way she looked at last night’s Elle Magazine event. As you remember, Aniston was selected as the cover girl for their “Women In Hollywood” issue, and so she was one of the biggest names at the event.
Aniston selected this metallic gray Kaufmanfranco mini-dress which looks absolutely stunning on her. I’ve always said that she should try bolder colors, but now I’m saying that she should definitely wear more metallics and grays. I’m not even put off by the “look at my boobs” vibe of the dress – in fact, I rather like it. If you’re going to do a deep-V-neck, this is one of the best ways to do it – covered arms, a skirt the perfect length, and then hit ‘em with the cleavage. Basically, I would love to own this dress. It’s beautiful and sexy and perfect for her. And don’t even start with the pregnancy rumors, either. Those are her normal boobs. They are not pregnant-boobs. Basically, this is the best she’s looked in MONTHS.
Guess who else was at the Elle event? Chelsea Handler, Jennifer’s BFF. Chelsea is a “woman in Hollywood” now, because she’s an “actress” now! Chelsea looks okay (for her). The skirt doesn’t fit her, but the colors are pretty. And her face looks less busted too. Well done, Chelsea.
Photos courtesy of Fame & WENN.
She looks really good, but her shoes always look painful. Time to update your shoes Jen, they look so 2005.
i love jennifer’s hair…but that’s where it ends. to me, this dress looks like someone just slit the front of it open with a pair of scissors. but i do really love her hair.
I want the dress and shoes!
Her dress looks desperate. The other women at the event wore nice, classy dresses. She is dressed like she is going to a club.
And do people who say she looks good completely ignore her ugly face. It is so manly to me, no softness or prettiness. Just a manly jaw, sausage nose and thin lips.
she looks incredible! ought to wear that color more often!
Yes she looks great, but calling that a dress is a bit much, it’s barely a shirt! How does one move in a thing like that without constantly exposing ladybits?
She is stunning!
I have to disagree with the writer. I don’t like having to look at her boobs. I don’t think the dress does anything for her. Granted it’s not black so that’s a plus. Why oh why do some of these women pose with their legs crossed looking like they have to pee? It’s so juvenile and unflattering.
I think part of the new “getting ready” routine ought to be saying “Now, hit me with a flashbulb and let me know if my setting powder shows!”
Because it makes it look like she’s got a beard. And these things are avoidable.
Chelsea Handler is doing that cross-leg pose I hate. The one I hate most is the pigeon-toed pose, but cross-leggged is my second choice for dumb poses.
She does not look good. She looks cheap and desperate. She is a 42 year old who dresses like she is 20. When you are 42 dresses like this make it look like you are trying too hard.
No one else there dressed like this.
To me she looks like a Real Housewife with her orange skin and plain face.
That dress is amazing. There’s a little weirdness around the stomach-al area, but it’s solid.
What does Chelsea Handler have against flattering clothes and colors? She needs to hire a stylist.
I think Jen looks preggo (sorry).
Hate what Chealsea’s wearing. Everything.
Colour and fabric look great on her but I don’t like the dress. I think it’s inappropriate for the occasion. We all know you’re getting a regular boffing now Jen but showing up dressed like a high class hooker isn’t quite the way to alert the world to it.
Damn, her face and neck looks harsh. Beneath all that foundation, she is not aging well at all.
Holy crap she looks amazing. Her body is crazy.
Not impressed – Jennifer is committing the cardinal sin of boobs and legs. There is too much fabric in the midsection of the dress, so it looks kind of sack-y on her. A better fitting cut with no navel slash would have showed off her great body to a much better degree. And her face is lighter than her neck, something I loathe but have never seen her do.
Would look much better on Jennifer Lopez.
The best JA looks to me, is when she’s not being forced into my eye sockets!
and yea I too noted the tummy.
Has Jen An had extensions?
The cleavage is ridiculous with the amount of leg she is showing. She obviously shortened the length and somehow made the dress look weird, it seems like a tunic. The small fabric left between the end of the cut and her leg look thick around the waist.
What about the toe ring by the way? It reminds me of the arrested development episode where Lindsay wore Michael’s dead wife’s wedding ring on her toe. I can’t help but think it’s reaaaallly tacky.
Wow just saw the Chelsea pics, she looks pretty great (for her) and age appropriate. (I know is probably a one off). I hate to bring age into it but do agree, just a few more, well five more inches and Jen would look classy. Looking slutty at 42 should not be a goal. And her lips look like she’s messed with them, not overdone, just plumper.
Not crazy about the dress – but I resent the above poster who mentioned that she is dressing like a 20 year old. It does not matter what age you are. I hate the whole thing that as we age we are suppose to dress and act a certain way. What is wrong with wearing what you want regardless of your age. I love the fact that women recently have moved ahead. Older women can dress and look like a 20 year old any day – in fact better. There is no age where you have to wear a certain type of dress.
As for the breasts. Well at least there has been no surgery there.
Great body, but the dress is not doing it for me. I think it actually looks dumpy in this pose. It just seems ill-fitted to me.
@normades…I agree with both your statements.
Good new sex is the best beauty secret…it’s that amazing glow it gives!!
She looks fabulous!
Sorry — I have to disagree. While I’ll agree that the color is stunning on her, the cut of the dress is very unflattering. We know she has killer abs/waist and this one gives her funny bulges and bloated belly appearance — dare I say pregnant? 🙂
Both of her big toes are bright red. Like the dress, looks good on her.
I think chelseas face on anistons body would help that dress out alot…
I think she looks fabulous and I love her casual style. Since moving to New York, she’s been trying to dress with a bit more artsy “edge”, but it still works. To me, she always looks effortless. Chelsea Handler, on the other hand, is painful to look at.
She looks good.
She has got her man who she is clearly crazy about, I’m sure she feels the way she looks…sexy
Saw recent pics of Justin Theroux talking to Reese Witherspoon and remembered they acted together in American psycho together.
He is a really good actor.
The color looks good on her but it seems she forgot her pants.
The dress is a little hoochie mama, but she manages to rock it. She, Halle Berry, and a few others can pull off these kinds of looks with their perfect little bodies. The color is fabulous on her (even though I’m sick of her tan and the blond, the color contrast is gorgeous). Love the shoes.
Neck up, she looks nice, but the fit of the dress is off making her look like she has a stomach when god and the rest of hollywood knows she doesn’t. Try again Jen, up your game and dress better.
@Pat: co-sign your statement. As long as you’re not dressing like a Justin Beiber fan, it’s OK to wear something fresh and fashionable at any age.
But this “dress” doesn’t look “young” to me. It looks like something Lopez, Demi or Blake Lively would wear (those who frequently break the boobs/leg rule).
I think she has a beer belly.
I don’t think this dress is good on her honestly. It looks like she has a belly when we know she doesn’t and her boobs are not perky enough anymore and the skin in décolleté area looks awfull. Not to mention that it doesn’t seem to be quite appropriate for occasion.
Sorry I think Ms. Aniston looks trashy in that dress – I dont really need to see her boobs.
Also, her hair is a mess – please brush it next time Ms. Aniston.
Chelsea – well, that outfit is ugly and the way she is standing with her crossed legs looks uncomfortable and looks like she is nervous and doesnt know what to do with her legs.
Jen has a very interesting face, not ugly or pretty, just very unique.
Maybe manly, I don’t know.
The tossled beachy hair helps to soften her bone structure.
I think the tanning is really catching up with her, her skin looks aged.
The color of the dress is bringing out her pretty eye color.
I rarely see such a great body at NYU with girls half her age.
The yoga is clearly paying off!
Her best feature is her body shape, not too thin or too curvy, just right.
Does she drink and smoke?
She looks good, but I’m not sure about the dress. There’s something unflattering about the midsection area.
CH looks better than usual, but still not good. Don’t like that outfit at all on her.
I think the crossed legs pose is to make the hips/thighs area look thinner in photos.
For once Chelsea’s face looks fresfer and younger than jen’s.
Jen’s skin on the chest area is too orange and shows traces of overtanning.
Other than that, her body type is made for short dresses so she looks good in it but will look better with some more waist definition.
I have noticed that when she get weight, it’s around the waist and doesn’t flatter her silouhette anymore like would have an hour glass type of frame a la Halle Berry.
Sorry, no. Something that low cut should have a much lower hemline. Knees barely covered would be fine with me. Yeah, her figure is great, that’s not the point. I just feel kind of invaded by so much flesh, know what I mean?
I’m sorry but that dress is trashy, screams for attention and is completely inappropriate for the event. Night club, fashion show would have been fine but not for this event. Is she this insecure? I hate to say it but Chelsea Handler got it right though a bit on the matronly side.
I agree with the above posters who think this dress makes her look pregnant-ish.
And I refuse to like this woman’s hair ever since she said her Rachel cut was the ugliest style ever and she hated it. I totally rocked a Rachel in the ’90s. So I’m not goi
Nope, don’t like it. As others have said, too short and/or too much cleavage combo. And while I never see much of anything special about her I think she looks much better when she’s dressed more casually and this look is no different. The hair and the face aren’t looking too great, either.
Most of the time, I love her outfits but this one is not doing it for me at all. I do not think it is flattering on her AT ALL! I don’t think she is aging all that badly – I just never thought she was a real beauty in the first place.
Why is Fabulous Body Jen wearing something that is so loose and shapeless in the midsection?
She’s inappropriately dressed for the occasion. When that classless twat she now calls BFF is dressed more appropriately, then there is a problem.
jen looks pregnant, face not so good, dress me no likey
Anyone saying this woman does not look good needs a mirror and a shrink stat.
I should be looking forward to reading the jealous comments but somehow I’m not as they set women back decades and it will be painful knowing how they look versus how JA looks… oh well..best bring it on then
Where are the usual suspects with their cut n paste remarks….zzzzzzzzzzz
I’m not much of a fan, but she looks stunning. She has a sick body and looks healthy. So what if she’s 42? She has the body for that dress, it looks beautiful on her.
The dress is shapeless and ill fitting.
I really don’t get this constant praise for JA’s body. To me, she’s in good shape but nothing out of the ordinary, nothing to get excited about. Can anyone explain it? Or is it just that it gets mentioned for lack of anything interesting to say about her as an actress?
Also, that dress is just wrong, as others have said, lower hemline or less boob.
Too old to pull this off.
1. Her hair needs brushing.
2. Her blush isn’t blended.
3. The sleeves are too long (it’s like she took V.V. shirt and cut it open down the front).
4. Emphasizes her middle age, not-exercising-as-much, belly bulge.
5. The shoes are wrong (with $100+ million she can’t afford to buy a new pair?)
6. Another inappropriate outfit compared to what everyone else is wearing. Again, screaming “LOOK AT ME, IT’S ALL ABOUT MEEEEE!!!! by dressing slutty for the occasion.
7. C.H. looks matronly!
@#50 – So, let me get this right – anyone who doesn’t like this dress (on or off JA) is ugly and mentally unstable…wow, who knew! 😉
Some of us are able to dislike the outfit without insulting those who have different opinions. Talk about setting women back – like before we had the right to vote or voice our own opinions!
No, no, no, no! She looks like a no-name actress who’s starring in a low budget action movie in 2003… What is she wearing? Too short for the long v neck. And the color… It just gets worse. I’m starting to doubt your taste, Kaiser.
Barbara Streisand should have been the Elle cover girl. She is the legend, not Aniston or the others.
Holy Moly, Jennifer Aniston is absolutely stunning!! I dont care what age you are if you look like this in this dress she rocks it!! You should die for her beautful body. She is a gorgeous woman inside and out. Justin Theroux should consider himself lucky.
@ 50 – nope dont mean people in general just “the usual suspects” who constantly post disparaging remarks about Aniston regardless of the obvious i.e. in this case she looks stunning IMO.
I dont have a problem with it if people can realistically look at themselves in the mirror and conclude they look better. If not then I dont get the negativity.
I just find those remarks depressing for reasons previously stated.
I agree that she needs to mix up her fashion like this more often. And show off those great boobs, Woman!
Now, to her hair… I think she is not an “extension girl,” per se; however it seems to me that she has very subtle extensions here. Normally she does not need them, and her hair looks great.
However, it seems to me that her hair has been in that semi-awkward “lob” (long bob) for awhile now and I think she was over it and decided to add about 2-3 inches of length until it grows out.
Seems to me like it “grew” way too fast right
before the latest Terry Richardson shoot, so I have to be realistic and guess that it’s not completely natural. Looks good, though (unlike most other extensions, which I despise!)…
@ Imelda
No offence but there is no such thing as obvious when it comes to beauty and taste. It’all in the eyes of the beholder and its’ legitimate.
This time, your critics have no basis and are wrongly targetted.
God she has an enviable bod! She does look a little bloated around the middle though. That could be the dress. The material looks odd. I don’t like the dress much. I love her hair. In recent years, when I go for colour, that’s the colour my stylist aims for.
Ew, Chelsea Handler – ick!
I think the dress looks terrible on her. It makes her look fat, which she is not.
The dress is completely off putting. I hate those deep V cuts – they don’t flatter anyone. Her boobs are not particularly enhanced since they look naturally sagging and the material enhances her stomach bulge. No chance she’s pregnant or we’d be seeing larger boobs.
I don’t know what to say about a toe ring on a 42 year old which in the end just draws attention to her hammer toes. Not attractive.
But I do agree with Kaiser. Though she looks older, she looks better and more interesting here. Maybe she is beginning to accept the reality of life and that will help her stop obsessing about her body and looks and give her more confidence to spend time working on more important things in her life and career.
But I do think she has laid off the face filler for the most part and that gives her a more naturally aging face which to me gives her a more interesting face than any obvious attempts to look younger.
that color is amazing on her…but its too slutty..her legs are really sexy though.
I think she is a little too old to be trying to pull off a dress like that!
It’s strange, but I think if Handler and Aniston switched outfits, Aniston would look really nice.
As for the dress, I don’t think even Haley Berry could pull it off and not look trashy.
Aniston just looks like she has saggy orange boobs and a beer belly.
And the face, oh lord, the face… sometimes she looks really good, but her stylist and makeup artist really did not do her any favors.
@G, I respectfully disagree and am guessing you must be young–? All of the signs of aging aren’t necessarily there, and I think a woman should be able to rock a classic but sexy look for as long as her beauty allows. I think the whole, “she’s too old to wear that,” should be reserved for:
1) women who have sags and what not (regardless of age) that just can’t pull off a certain look b/c it does not flatter them, and
2) women who are wearing a “trendy” look that looks absurd b/c the trend is really appropriate for a certain generation…
Just my opinion. I feel like when we begin the cycle of, “she’s too old…” it boxes in women past a certain age and makes them automatically “old hags,” regardless of appearance. That isn’t good for those of us who look younger than our real age, due to hard work, etc., and women should fight that stereotype, regardless of their age. 🙂
@Lulu – thanks, I do see what you mean, everything being proportional. 🙂
From far away, everything looks fine, but the close-up of her face is wrong. It looks like her makeup artist went crazy with the blush and highlighting her lower face, which seems wrong because she’s always trying to de-emphasize her jawline.
The rest of her would’ve been fine if the dress was better-tailored in the waist/mid-section area. I expect to see that kind of bunching on Edina Monsoon, not Aniston.
@Heather. I’m not particularly young. 🙂
I think Anniston is stuck trying to look like like an ingenue and she isn’t one any more.
She looks great, but I think it would be better for her career if she explore “looks” that weren’t just demostrating that she’s still in shape.
One thing about being a great looking older woman is having the confidence to not try to cling to your past. 🙂
I think her dress looks great on her. With a body like that, she can rock it. And besides, the long sleeves and the neutral color offset the deep plunge, so I don’t think it looks too slutty at all!
She looks pregnant–I don’t care what you say.
Yes, it may be bloat, but look at the top photo you–can see her abdomen pouching out and it looks gravid, not fat.
The dress is a sack of sh*t and it looks awful on her. She is an attractive lady but the fact that she seldom wears anything but neutrals, blacks and metallics makes her one of the most boring of the actresses, style-wise.
It’s not like I care one way or the other because I’m not a fan of Aniston. I can take her or leave her and mostly leave her. She would even be more interesting if she wore horrendous stuff. As it is, she dresses in ways truly not memorable and this makes her, in an odd way, much like her ages-long nemesis Angelina Jolie. The difference being that Jolie is so striking that one looks at her in spite of her lack of fashion sense not because of it. Aniston does not have that particular advantage.
Jen is an ugly and manly looking woman. There is no softness or femininity to her face.
The large ugly chin, the thick nose, the thin lips are all masculine features.
Feminine features are full lips, small chin, small nose, big eyes…Jen has nose of this which is why she looks so manly.
Jen is an overrated plain average boring B-List actress.
Her body is not that great. She has a belly, pancake breasts, busted knees and feet, leathery skin, thick arms etc.
If she was never married to you know who no one would give a s*it about her. She would be as irrelevant as the rest of the Friend’s cast. That is a fact.
Jennifer looks pregnant.
If she isn’t, the dress is definitely wrong for her.
Too short, too much boob and no waist.
She looks like a man. Her face is busted. There are many more women in Hollywood that are beautiful and more talented than her. Jen just has a good pr team and an industry that coddles her like she is a little baby.
She is desperately trying to hang onto her youth and it is sad.
She has no class.
Every other woman at the event dressed classy. They all wore appropriate beautiful dresses for the event. Jen on the other hand looks like a desperate 40+ year old wanting to look 20.
The problem is that Jen`s face looks 42 with it roughness and sun damage.
ps. She is not pregnant and never will be. She has a pot belly and thick arms. For all the exercise she does her body is really not that great.
I doubt shes pregnant , Us weekly said she had Vodka at the SNL after party, she also had alcohol next to her at the RDJ awards thing unless that was Justins and People mag had an article a few weeks ago that said Justin bought her a drink(uless they meant soda lol)
I don’t find Aniston attractive, especially her face.
Too manly or something.
I agree that she has a nice body, but her skin looks aged.
I think that even if a woman has a truly amazing body, at certain point she should try to dress a bit more appropriate for her age.
She would look more classy.
I can’t help myself, but the whole look seems desperate.
I would like to see two photos of Chelsea Handler–one from this event and one where she looks hideous so that I can compare and analyze why she looks better here. Is it her hair color?
@G, yes, I hear you, but I just think she has a great figure and I like when she shows it off. It helps break the perception that women over 40 are old and unattractive, and I want that stereotype gone for when I reach that age! 😉
Good job dressing like my grandma, Chelsea.
Her hair is always top notch, her outfits are hit or miss and her shoes are mostly off but that girl can work a red carpet. She knows her good qualities and the bad and works with that in the best way possible.
Plus, how good does she look for her age? Granted, there is some work there but it’s subtle, well-done and doesn’t make her look like an alien.
I think she and Justin are a good match publicity, romantically and sexually wise. I don’t understand why people call her boring. I think she has some qualities that men appreciate, you don’t get Mayer and Theroux if you’re a boring old hag if you catch my drift. She obviously likes her babyfree lifestyle and I applaud her for that. If she would only came out and admitted she likes her life babyfree.
Btw, she has been seen drinking so pregnant, I think not. Also note the absence of pregnancy boobs.
Sumodo1: Chelsea Handler is doing that cross-leg pose I hate. The one I hate most is the pigeon-toed pose, but cross-leggged is my second choice for dumb poses.
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LOL and I totally agree. Whoever told woman those poses look attractive? They make you look like a busted kewpie doll.
I have to admit that Handler’s dress isn’t too bad. Aniston overdid it as usual. If you’re over 30, either go for a low neckline OR a short skirt. Both at once look hoochie-mama-ish.
I can’t get over Jen’s face.
Her skin looks very sun damaged.
I think she should at least mix it up sometimes and wear different styles, not the same tired/sexy look.
She is completely out of Jolie’s league.
Jolie’s face is near perfection, too bad her too thin body is a disaster.
TO OLD FOR THIS …REGULAR ,PLAIN JEN
DESPERATE.IN THE NEWS EVERY DAMN DAY SO SICK OF IT
Sorry to disagree, but this outfit was a MISS. The dress bags around her waist, making JA look thick through the middle, and accentuates her tummy. Hideous look for an otherwise gorgeous girl!
Totally, totally disagree with you, Kaiser.
And you think this dress is going to dispel the pregnancy rumors?
OMG for once in her life, she is looking fierce from heard to toe. Normally there is one thing I like but everything else is wrong. She rarely gets it right for me, but in this she killed. I don’t know WTFrack was going on with Chelsea Handler but she is looking more and more busted as time goes by.
I just realized that we wouldn’t be blasting JLo for wearing an outfit like this because of her age and they are the same age.
I don’t much care for it on anyone. A person should chose to either accentuate their boobs or their legs, not both.
All I see is a big downward arrow pointing to her baby belly.
@Happy21, JLo is not grasping at being an ingenue. She’s got her own of kind Latina aesthetic that allows her to go for that drama.
Seeing middle aged celebs who look like they forgot to put their bottoms on is getting kind of old, anyway? It looks fresh on a kid, only
She is too old for that dress. Really, it is just inappropriate for a 44 year old to dress like that. Her hair is great, her face is great but the young girl’s dress just makes her look old. And speaking of old I just wish CH would crawl back into the internet and stay there.
She’s 42 not 44…
Gee, I always thought at least she has that gorgeous hair! But now I know her secret: Extensions! She whacked her hair off shoulder length and it looked limp and stringy. Now she has long, flowing hair a couple of months later? No way she grew all that in this amount of time. And it’s even longer and showier at the RDJ thingy.
So obviously the hair is not hers but bought hair. So anyone can look like Jen if they have money and lots of time to exercise.
Love the legs, hate the boobs. Her age is showing on her face but her body looks 25.
However, the body is toned not sexy. Not sure what it is about her but she looks like a little girl to me. Even with the boobs hanging out, she looks boring.
Still her 42 year old face looks younger than Chelsea.
RE: the shoes, she finally wore a platform.
I’m on the fence with that dress. Not something I would wear but she can pull it off. She looks very sexy! Chelsea Handler’s outfit looks frumpy to me.
Nice legs, shame about the face….
And please brush your hair dammit!
she can’t pull off an overtly sexy vibe. it just reads as desperate.
i really liked her style on ‘friends’. she needs to get that stylist back.
looking like a cougar…and i hate that term!
Even as a nobody, I would not wear that dress if it made my otherwise flat stomach look that round.
She is flaming the pregnancy rumours herself.
IMO she’s wearing the dress and it’s not wearing her so she’s definitely pulled off the look.
Regardless of her age, she has the BODY for this dress and don’t I just wish I did?
Wow. This dress looks perfect for a 7th grade disco party in 1980.
Hate Jennifers dress. Hate that neckline. Not flattering on any chest size. I cant fathom why women wear that neckline when it makes any size breasts look manly/like pecs. Her hair and makeup look cheap. This wanna be Farrah hair is way to light and doesnt work on her face shape/makes it look longer than it is. She looked good in the bob – she should go back to light brown bob.
She looks like she’s desperately trying to hang onto her youth. Low cut mini titty dresses should only be worn by 20 year olds, give the dress to blake lively and dress your age Jen.
Wow, I hope a lot of the pregnant comments aren’t coming from women because that’s pretty denigrating to talk about pregnancy rumors because she gained a few pounds. I thinks she’s just happy and busy with her love life which made her eat more than usual and work out less. She still has a killer, healthy body! Like a woman is defined by her midrif, there is more to life than a baby, get over it already! I would hate if people would ask (or insinuate) me all the time if I was pregnant if I gained a few pounds. That would be disturbing.
If you’re Leann Rimes skinny you’re sick, if you are Aniston skinny, you’re pregnant. Seriously, what is normal then? I wouldn’t want my children to be raised so superficial like that.
As for the dress. Please, she’s 42, in the prime of her life. Nobody decides what’s sexy or not, it’s how the person feels. It’s the same thing with long hair. Innopropriate after a certain age. It’s still a pretty dress, not slutty at all. She flaunts what she got. Must she dress like an old tired hag (side-eye to Chelsea), would that be suitable? Way to put women in a corner after a certain age. God forbid they are confident about their looks!
I will say: JA ditch the Handler. She is way to controlling and a backstabbing b* if you don’t watch out…
She looks really pretty.
She has an amazing figure and doesn’t look desperate in that dress. Desperate for what?
She looked appropriate. Though the dress did kinda give her a gut she doesn’t have, I think the dress was really pretty and she looked great.
Is that a baby bump I see? Not saying she looks fat or bad– she looks incredible for her age!
When she broke up with Chris Macmillan, who was her bff and her hair stylist, he talked about how her hair was always, always extensions. JA was technically only 25% of The Rachel.
She has Greek chick thin hair, like Nia Vardalos.
Ok, she’s def not pregnant. Enty had someone mail him about her fighting publicly with Justin on this event. He thought she drank too much.I think they’re fine though, everybody couple fights.
Besides, no pregnant boobs, that would be the real dead giveaway. Weight can fluctate but pregnant boobs is something else.
Overall I like the color of the dress and am happy not to see shoes that look lke hooves. i am do over the huge platform hooker shoes. The fit of the dress could be better thought–the V neck should be not quite as deep or the length of the skirt needs to be just a tad longer. It’s right on the tacky tip. Chelsea’s makeup and hair look the best I have ever seen. And her outfit is perfect for the Jen’s secretarial pool. Never pull attention from the boss.
I guess we’re going ahead with the gray polish thing, then. Demi has a grey mani in the red dress at her premiere.
It’s better than the claw-making black polishes, but it’s a little corpsey, dawg.
Jennifer looks fabulous,as usual.
She’s always been an exquisite beauty, and now in her forties is gaining a refined elegance.
Jen looks good from the neck down. Other pics I’ve seen don’t show the belly very prominently so I think it’s just the cut of the dress and the fact that she can’t wear Spanx with the low cut. The hair color is just not flattering though. If she went closer to her natural color you’d see her eyes and not just her chinny-chin-chin.
Looking at the first three pics. My God, she’s ORANGE!!
I don’t like the style of Jen’s dress, but the colour looks fabulous on her!
She looks great, although I would have liked a different neckline on her.
Jen has always had a rounded tummy people. Remember how she looked at the Oscars with John Mayer??
From the neck down, Jen looks like one of the New Jersey housewives.
From the neck down, Chelsea looks like Maggie Gyllenhaal.
She looks awesome. a little tan going on, great dress, great shoes.
Angelina has a stunningly beautiful face.
Jen is average looking in the face.
Both of these women should really consider going back to their natural dark hair.
It will lessen tremendously the averageness of their face and make their hair more healthy with less harsh chemical treatment in it.
good color of the dress but the cut is too young and not flattering. i don’t care if you think women of any age can wear any length, it’s just not classy in my opinion, i don’t care who you are.
and HELLO ACNE and wrinkles! aniston’s skin compared to handler’s looks like hell. with all that money i’d do something. i should be glad she’s not botoxing the hell out of her forehead but jeez she’s looking her age.
I think both the neckline and the tan are a bit overdone.
Before you jump on me: I wouldn’t like this neckline on anyone and that’s because instead of giving a promise of the boobs, the boobs are just out there, screaming. We actually get to see the underboob. So yeah, even if you say they’re nice, they’re too much for me, thank you very much.
Sidenote: I don’t know what exactly the occasion was but Handler, on the other hand, chose to look like an Amish lady, considering her normal outfits (and no offence to the Amish ladies).
What an odd coupling.
Forget about ‘pregnancy boobs’ what about that stomach??
I’m not saying that Aniston *is* preggers (although that could be a possibility?), but more likely it is just the dress *or* that when she gains weight it goes to her stomach and arms first (her legs still look good).
Well with that fuller looking tummy aside, I have to say I hate that dress on her. It does NOTHING for her figure at all. Aniston doesn’t have much of a waist, but that dress makes it look like she doesn’t have one at all. Not an attractive look on her.
I think Halle Berry or Charlize Theron would rock that dress though.
I do like this colour on Aniston though.
I like the softer (new hair extensions by the looks of things) hair style on Aniston, it helps to soften her manly facial features. But I agree with mln76 that she should go back to her more natural hair colour. It would make her look younger and less like one of those Real Housewives of the OC.
As for Handler, it looks like its usual ‘old man’ self.
*Note: Just my opinion lol. 🙂 😉
@TiffanyS: Nothing wrong with looking one’s age, but she seems to be trying hard not to be her age. That is sad, because there’s not a thing wrong with being 42. And a 42 year old woman doesn’t need to flaunt her body — unless her body is all she’s got going for her.
@Cheyenne- true that sista, I agree with you 100%. That is kind of her “thing.” That and her hair I guess. Anyway, all superficial and not much to do with her acting chops or great intellect or charitable endeavors. And I’m always hard on celeb skin bc that’s definitely a way I’d pamper myself if I had millions 🙂 luckily clinique isn’t so bad lol
Jennifer Lopez dress, JLo kills that look, because Jlo have killer gams and a big buddie. Jennifer Aniston needs to stay away from that look it pulls her face right down with the V and makes her look old. The person who dressed her should e fired!
@TiffanyS: I think the skin is looking bad from too much tanning and too much smoking. You can see the effects on her chest already and it’s starting to show in her face. She needs to lay off both now, because if she doesn’t, in a couple more years she’s going to look like Donatella Versace — and that is not a compliment.
@ anonymous
Aniston needs to work hard to keep herself in shape, otherwise she takes on the arms and tummy first and accentuates the APPLE shape of her body frame.
Jennifer Lopes has a PEAR shape, with more balance waist/hips shoulder/rear. Those dresses look very flattering on women with either a pear shape or an hourglass shape.
A few more inches and an hourglass shaped dress or a belt would have made the whole look better on Aniston.
Here Jen Aniston is wider on the shoulder and gets verry narrower down without any curvy definition in between, meaning waistline/hips definition.
That’s why the look doesn’t render as greatly as if it was Jennifer Lopes with her small waist, wide hips, rounder back = more curvy or halle berry.
Those loose dresses adopt the form of your body shape like your skin do. The curvier, yet on the thin side you are, the better it renders your womanly feminine overall shape.
All I see is a belly pooch. No wonder people say she is pg.
No no no! Over-exposed chest, skirt is too short. She looks trashy & cheap. If she wasn’t using double-sided tape to hold the neckline in place, she’d have at least 1 nip slip before the night was over.
@Francesca: That’s the first place my eyes focused on. She works on her body too damn hard to be wearing stuff that gives off the illusion of belly fat. While I do like the color and her shoes are fab, the cut of that dress is doing nothing for her midsection.
I don’t wear make-up so I wouldn’t know, but is that make-up making her look like she has a freshly shaved beard in that third and fourth picture?
What’s wrong with having a few wrinkles in your early 40’s? I think it’s great that she’s not botoxing her forehead. Women in Hollywood can’t win. Either they’re criticized for getting work done or they’re criticized for not doing it.
I think that looks like a baby bump.
She is very pretty with a nice figure but this dress is hideous and it makes her body look just plain awful.
Oh and another thing…
I DO NOT WANT TO SEE YOUR TITS MISSY
I am confident I am not alone in that opinion.
How about having just a shred of dignity and save this view for the new boyfriend?
Nope nope nope.
Saggy boobies…no waist…too much hips.
Not a great look.
Hey, just a thought ( haters rev your engines ) but Audrey Hepburn did alll her charity work behind closed doors, no cameras, no press. If Angeline Jolie was a real humanitarian, would we have a press recording of every fucking moment? Ummmmm. Not if she was sincere and not out for the PRESS people.she needs the accolades. Real humanitarians do it for the giving gift. Nuff said.
In a video clip from the event, JA said she loved the dress because it felt like a man’s t-shirt. I can understand a little better now how she saw a relaxed, sexy vibe in this silhouette.
I never understood the hoopla over her body. She has a cute figure but so do a lot of people, especially actresses. She has been nipped and liposuctioned to look like this because lets face it she is butter. That man face is never going to be beautiful no matter how many times she changes her nose.
The dress is not that great on her. She isn’t sexy nor does she have the right kind of body for it. Its blah and just hangs there. She always has to be the center of attention. No matter what.
Chelsea looks like a cracked out grandma on her way to a luncheon at the Rotary Club.
called it before but she’s had a new nose job now the bridge of her nose is more, umm, concave for the lack of a better term.
and is she wearing a fake bump to add fuel to those pregnancy rumours which she initiated as well? maybe just weight/bloat with an unflattering glittery fabric. which brings me to the hideousness of the dress: this is absolutely not the best she’s looked in months. and the rest of her looks the same except for another subtle surgery this time a new rhinoplasty
I definitely don’t get Kaiser’s rave review of this look. Yes, she looks good, yes the dress is sexy and cool but I think JA usually looks good. I like the way she dresses. This is just another good look for her. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not a huge JA fan, but I do like her style….most of the time. She does have quite a jaw though….yikes!
As for Chelsea…..horrendous!!!!!
@ cerulean.
Didn’t know that you own the universal definition of what constitute a REAL humanitarian.
Second, Audrey Hepburn was living during a generation where multimedia didn’t exist, hence less media invesment compared as of today. Internet and gossip blogs that are now the biggest and quickest relay of information, data of every form and rumors were not even a reality by the time of her death while tabloids were minimal.
Last but not least, Audrey Hepburn did indeed get a lot of WRITTEN press (since internet was at its stammering start at the end of her life) and was photographed in each of her mission and was interviewed for TV several times talking about her different missions when she was appointed by UNICEF, a branch of the UN, just like Jolie in her own appointed role for the UN.
But what does that have to do in Jen’s thread anyway ?
I think the dress is too young for her. I’m about to make a lot of generalizations here but…
It looks too young for her in the way that many young people think that showing lots of skin=sexy. Older women normally dial it down…They don’t feel the need to try to attract attention by showing lots of skin. They even often wear less makeup or at least go for a natural look. (I’m not talking about Jen’s makeup here.)
The dress looks like something a young woman would wear to a club to turn heads.
You don’t have to show a lot of skin to show off a good figure.
I’m glad I’m not the only one that thought the neckline was too much for the hemline. I thought I was just being negative.
I also think she chose this dress to make people wonder if she’s pregnant. You follow the neckline all the way down to her belly where there appears to be a slight pudge.
@ Rudypatudie:(136)
Please troll somewhere else.
JA looks good but the dress is pretty tacky. It looks like something Lee Ann Rimes would wear.
@ creulean
Sorry my post was for Rudypatudie of course
I think Jeniffer Aniston, Halle Berry and Jennifer Lopes are the only 40 years old that would opt for such a very revealing dress.
I think it has to do with the fact that they have based their career partially and heavily on their physical silouhette : hourglass perfect silouhette for halle, famous bootey for jenifer Lopes and Aniston famously was asked to shed some weight during friends has reached the perfect yoga body through hours of exercising and diet and enduring effort.
So their body has been heavily marketted and they have been known for years for reavealing their body.
I also think there are many actresses with even greater bodies who won’t opt for such a dress and I beleive that apart from the personal taste for such a dress, being a mother, especially with teens convince some women that opting for dresses that their 20 years old daughter could put on isn’t a good idea.
The trap for them is keeping on being sexy but elegant and sober at the same time. Someone like Stacy Dash who has a banging body knows how to dress sexy without going overboard.
I can’t picture Robin Wright, Garcelle Bauvais, Monica belluci or Sophie Marceau opting for it, though they all have great model like body and legs for days at 45 years of age.
I also don’t remembered Katherine Kelly Lang, Eileen Davidson, Michelle Pfeiffer, Victoria Rowell pulling that type of dresses in their forties though they still have their former model body at…50+ years of age.
All have been mothers for years, some have children who are adults and this could be a motivation for them to dress more age apropriate to mark the difference between them and their own children.
Iggy Pop twin wrong dress, any one saying Jennifer Aniston looks stunning don’t know anything about fashion. Why would someone her age go out looking like that, the low cut pulls her long facial features right into the V neck aging her face! JA must have been there like the Emperor in his new clothes, getting compliments but laughter behind her back knowing she is a fame wh***.
shoes=awesome
dress colour=great
hemline=could have been a wee bit longer
vneck=too low.
the dress would have kicked a** if it had a different design, better neckline. She’s got killer legs…overall, i don’t think the dress did her justice, actually.
I don’t get the “manly” face comments. but she should smile more or i wish there’d me more photos of her smiling. that’s when it all goes out of the ballpark.
She is totally wearing hair extensions. Please note the short hair around both sides of her neck…surrounded by the outer longer extension hair…so obvious. Just a couple of month ago she was sporting short hair now suddenly it’s grown 4 inches! Her hair looks nice though.
She usually dresses well, but in this case, not so much. I think she looks preggers. If so, that’s great!
She looks awful. This dress makes her look potbellied. And Chelsea looks like a hurrah nest as usual..just awful.
This is the best she’s looked since she’s been with Justin. Glad she’s going back to dressing like herself. The dress might be trying a little too hard, dramatic plunging neckline then the ultra mini biscuit grazing hemline- really? Is it necessary? Word up- we’ve seen your goods Jen!
She’s starting to look like Jill Zarin.
OMG. Everything is sagging on this 43 year olds body including her horse face…even with the hair extentions good old Chris still had to try and hover her face with faux hair aka “Rachel curtain” to hide the ugly mug.
This picture is too funny 🙂
http://celebrity-gossip.net/elles-women-hollywood-party-2011/photo/jennifer-aniston-4
So, what is going on with the chubby arms and fat belly? No— she is not pregnant, she got fat, period!
LOL, the short, balding pinocchio must be keeping “sugar mommy” very busy trying to transform him to look half decent, I guess she forgot about her baby food diet and her 5 hour exercises. She looks awful and looks much older than her 43 years so does her vodka BFF. They make perfect train-wreck buddies.
S’ok Julia.
I really wish she would do something dramatic and interesting with her looks. Freshen it up some. She always looks trapped in the 90s. Really, its time to do something new. Farrah Fawcett, another one with famous hair, did. So can you.
looks pregnant.
dress is badly fitted plus shes too brown
She looks amazing! Love everything about this look. You go, girl.
Well, I guess that answers why you never understand the praise that surrounds Aniston. The one time you think she looks great, I think the dress is god-awful (and I always think she looks great). I don’t think it’s desperate or any of the things people above have said, I just don’t like it. It’s very blah and unflattering to me. But to another point, I don’t think she’s constantly surrounded by praise for looking good. In fact, I rather think blogs have taken a particular joy in hating on her in the past four years. It’s getting old even.
@ NeoCleo said: The difference being that Jolie is so striking that one looks at her in spite of her lack of fashion sense not because of it. Aniston does not have that particular advantage.
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Angie (to me) is better when she wears all black/grey and doesn’t follow fashion trends, her beauty is a statement on its own and does not need anything extra.
However, Jen has one of the most unique and striking faces in hollywood too. There are only two other people that kind of resemble her 1. Barbara Striesand and 2.Jill Zaron (Real housewives on NY)
So although Angie is WAAY more beautiful that most in hollywood, Jen is not a plain jane by any means, she really stands out in a crowd herself.
what a slob!!! put some clothes on!!!
My ex (who could give a damn about celebrity culture) has a massive crush on her. He gets a dreamy look on his face and says, “Jennifer Aniston… she’s sooo pretty.”
Right. She’s not a classic beauty. (And she doesn’t have an overabundance of talent, IMO.) But, good lord, how high are our standards? Someone who looks like that is actually being called ugly??
toe rings are so nineties. so often she is dressing in the style of 13-15 yrs past. the nineties was when her career happened (undeservedly) and she’s still reminiscing the good ole days. argh too much nostalgia is bad for the soul, move on heniston
@cirque28 well to be fair she’s just well groomed but average. and she got all these surgeries and still can look only average. and i see better looking women on the street. the very average, no make up wearing lady in the supermarket i go to looks prettier than her (in the face). and it’s usually the face that people care about the most, rather than the body. anyway and her acting sucks which is why people dislike her at least it’s why i have disliked her…
@Addie & Cirque28. Ditto. Ditto. I’m ‘meh’ on the look. But I genuinely think JA has her own unique ‘allure’ and guys wud be TOTALLY into it! C’mon, we know, men can be so superficial. And Im excited for her for her great body. She’s def got that going for her 😀
I don’t think she is ugly. She is not beautiful.
I don’t like the dress for this event. It just doesn’t fit the occasion. I just think there is such an effort in the media and public to make all things equal. Jen has to be considered beautiful. But she is not. But no she is not ugly.
And can Angie please be left alone.
she looks AWFUL!!!! has horrible tits, and the dress makes her look odd! yuk! and as for handler, she’s an idiot that could never look good in anything so why bother posting pics of her????????
looks like aniston’s face is expanding like a COBRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I agree with Minx2 @ 43. A cooch skimming cocktail dress isn’t appropriate for the event. It was a LUNCHEON for Women in Hollywood. It seems against the point of the event to show up dressed like that. ‘Hey girls, if you want to get ahead, show lots of gam and boob!’
Aniston is going to be like Goldie Hawn and Bernadette Peter; wearing variations on a theme until she dies.
Angelina may be exotic looking or “more beautiful” to folks but Jen DEFINITELY has the better bod!
I looked the pictures of all other women at this event, and they’re much more.. I dunno, elegant.
So here’s my final take on the matter: JA wanted to be the most photographed person at the luncheon, and she was. She wanted everyone to look at her boobs and talk about the dress and ass, and she got it, for better or worse.
If she ever complains about being judged or photographed constantly, it will be dishonest, because if you wear a dress like that, you invite people to look at you from up close.
As for varying opinions, we all see what we want to see, as usual.
PS: I’m glad that both camps managed to resist the bait of the troll (136). It’s reassuring.
I actually thought she was prettier when she had more weight or roundness to her. She looked softer some years ago. Same thing with Angelina and I guess most lady celebs. They loose all of that weight to get this gaunt sunken cheek so called model look. Not attractive on any of them.
All I can say is WOW. Jennifer Aniston for me is one of the most beautiful ladies on earth. She is stunning and classy. My God, at her age, she looks like a 28years old. I love love and love Jen. Her dress and shoes are gorgeous. I adore her!!! BTWN @Kaiser, I love the way u wrote the piece. Thank u.
That’s a dress? It looks like a top. If it were 3″ longer, I’d say it was pretty. And she looks pregnant. And Chelsea Handler looks positively frumpy.
i don’t know why everyone keeps complimenting her on the legs, they’re not that great. we’ve seen the bikini photos where she called the paps and tried to pose like she didn’t know she was being photographed. Her thighs are way too huge especially compared to the lower part of her legs, i mean they are so huge they look like upside down triangles! really i have seen disfigured huge thighs before but for someone who isn’t obese she sure carries a lot of her weight there: http://www.celebbeach.com/images/Jennifer%20Aniston/surfing/CelebBeach_Jennifer_Aniston_surfing_014.JPG or http://www.celebritybigbrother.net/photos/jennifer_aniston_obsesion_pubis/celebritybigbrother.net_jennifer_aniston_obsesion_pubis_004.jpg they look kinda gross, you can find a lot more if you google her name with the beach tag. anyway looks like all the work out hasn’t paid off on dem thunder thighs at all! but of course with mini skirts and dresses you don’t see all of that. a bit of the upper thigh fat is visible in the first photo on this post, only because the dress is even more desperately short this time. add to that she is pretty short, which makes her legs quite short and stubby, but she wears high heels all the time and fuck her fans will applaud her no matter how she looks anyway
Seriously some people are getting extremely obsessed about Miss Aniston, to the extent of analyzing every part of her body. Truth is- I wish I could be as beautiful as her. Stop analyzing other people’s body and work on your own feature. Truth is Jennifer Aniston is a very beautiful woman- period!
not good… the sequins, the deep V neck and the lenght makes you focus only on her belly, which look as prominent has her breasts. really bad choice
@Chris. ITA. Thö I like to think of it as: anybody can be real strict on their body, not eating junk, doing yoga, tanning, not have kids, get all the body toning expertise, etc. to have an awesome bod. All you need; is to CARE that much.
But one actually has to be ‘born’ with a gorgeous face, to have a gorgeous face.
I guess we all work with what we’ve got ;-).
@ Ogechi.
That was unecessary to tell people you don’t know to work on their own features like they may be ugly.
Not everyone is feeling Not beautiful and mind you but there are actually people posting who could be extremely beautiful by most standards.
And jen is beautiful to YOU, she may not be to others who have other beauty standards than you. That’s the only universal truth for everyone since tastes are diverse.
Agree to disagree on beauty perception and move on.
@Julia ikr and why wouldn’t people criticize her looks… when that’s all she ever talks about?? body/exercise/diet/tanning/hair/yoga she is all about her looks… so insecure and immature at her ripe age imo
@ Julia: I truthfully have not seen any pretty lady praising herself. Ugly women do that a lot to cover their insecurities. Insults are the last resort of insecure people with a crumbling position trying to appear confident. Jen has beautiful legs, shape and face, why can’t some people see good in others? I honestly feel that analyzing people’s laps, hands; legs etc is absolutely pathetic and indicate the highest level of obsession. #No insults meant.
@Ogechi: “why can’t some people see good in others?” I think you’re in the wrong site for this hippie crap. People will mock celebrities right and left and there’s nothing you can do about it. You talk about your idol like she’s your bff, “jen” but the truth is to everyone i’ve seen irl she’s just another mediocre fame addict. sure some people will write nice stuff about her too, everybody has a right to express their opinion as long as they don’t go overboard. for myself i can say i mock some celebrities and i praise or say nice things about others. not everyone is going to like everyone and such is life. to each their own
She looks chunky, like she is getting fat. Especially the legs moreso upper legs. They are as thick and wide as a massive tree trunk and look like they rub together. Never got the fuss over her body as she’s always looked stocky to me with an unfortunate face. Handler looks worse. Whats the opposite of Harry Highpants, for women? Harriet High Skirt? Her skirt is tucked under her breasts for petes sake. I know an 80ish woman who wears her skirts so high the waist is almost touching her bra; Handler reminds me of her. I guess both Aniston and her vile racist friend are showing their inner ugliness in their outer ugliness.
I’ve seen many photos from this luncheon from past years and women wear suits and day dresses. They usually look very chic and glamorous but they do not wear sequinned cocktail dresses. This outfit is really quite hilarious. What could Aniston have been thinking? Completely inappropriate dress.
This is the kind of rookie mistake I expect from young women eager to show off their “assets” on a red carpet no matter what the event.
Goodness she draws a lot of comments.
To the poster who pointed out that as women get older, the thinning face look is unflattering, well – you lose fat in your face as you age even if you put a little more on elsewhere. Unless you are obese, of course.
As for the comments that her thighs are ‘chunky’. rotfl. I suppose we are all supposed to look like runway models.
I’ve never found Aniston’s face attractive, just too manish for me.
Jolie has a stunningly beautiful face!
I like that she has some wrinkles, at age 42 a lot of women do and it’s better than being pumped with horribly toxic botox.
The tanning is really aging her skin.
She has a nice body, not too thin or too curvy, too tall or too short.
Just right.
I often like her casual style, but not much when she is dressed for events.
This looks is too young for her, even though she has a good body.
Too much showing, sexy doesn’t equal showing a lot of skin, doesn’t matter what the age!
At least she is dressed better than Jolie, but with her disgusting skin and bones body, I guess no clothes look good anyways, doesn’t matter what the color is.
There is such a thing as too THIN, not just too fat!
185 comments and counting – for a “boring” woman she sure draws a lot of people to post about her!
Looks amazing here – yeah sure it may not be appropriate for the occasion but if you’ve got it flaunt it.
The comments saying she’s fat and/or pregnant are hilarious – love to see what some of you look like! Thank God we can read your nasty comments without having to see YOUR faces or bodies!
@Imelda: you nailed it. Exactly my point…
@Imelda,
Your argument seems to be that the possibly fat & ugly commenters of celebitchy (“thank God we can read your nasty comments without having to see YOUR faces or bodies!”) should not criticize the beautiful and thin JA.
The rudeness of this comment aside (it’s directed at the people who actually read this thread, in contrast to Aniston): you seem to be implying that only beautiful people have the right to talk about beautiful people and the ugly or fat ones should worship or shut up. Following this logic only writers should be allowed to critique books etc. I dare say there is a flaw in this reasoning.
Side note: this is a gossip site, and anyone who wears a dress like the one pictured above, opens themselves (literally) to scrutiny, which they ultimately get. This is the purpose of the said dress, and of this site.
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edit: Also, the number of commentaries does not make JA more interesting. It simply shows there’s a number of people stunned at a women choosing to put her boobs out at an event aimed at celebrating female achievement in Hollywood (instead of trying to play in a decent movie)
@Original Chloe. Great comment. The immaturity displayed by some posters…God forbid you not worship their fan favorite, or you get called names. Too funny.
I find it interesting that Aniston chose the tits and ass routine, showing off her body at an event which is supposed to be about celebrating women in Hollywood. Aniston chose the “look at ME, ME, ME” route, as usual. (She wore a similar T+A outfit at a fundraiser for breast cancer.) Even Chelsea Handler chose to tone it down for the event. It’s a sad day when you are outclassed by Chelsea Handler–haha. 😉
Post number here is increased due to pea-brained minions rushing to the defense of their false idol. and it seems to infuriate them that the average woman looks much better than their orange leather skinned, worn haired, desperately dressed man(iston).
@Chloe, #188 wow, that was a truly awesome comment, so well put. 🙂
“The immaturity displayed by some posters…God forbid you not worship their fan favorite, or you get called names. Too funny.”
Yet you and your chronies do this very thing on every AJ post, but apparently you’re too self-important to notice. I guess hypocrisy only counts when you’re the one pointing the finger, right? Right. This site has really become a haven for bullies.
I don’t think Jen is pregnant. I think she’s just too short even short-waist-ed for that dress. Did you see the pictures of Jen and Reece Witherspoon together? Jen is barely 2 inches taller than Reece, who is only 5’1-1/2 inch tall.
Jen has no waist and short legs, which is why she always wears those 5-inch heels. I first noticed she was short-waist-ed, square, and rather stumpy when she presented at the 2009 Oscars. Remember? She wore an extremely tight, strapless dress that appeared to be hard to walk in and made her look like a sausage. I thought ‘that’ dress was completely wrong for her body type and height, but it looks like we can add another dress style to the list.
Someone posted today over at ‘E’ online that Jen is starting to look like the Olsen twins. Well, I don’t know about that, but she certainly is starting to dress like them. The Olsen twins would rather buy and wear off the runway rather then commission a designer to make something in their size … which is uber petite. Not that they look much better in the clothes they design themselves, but you can always tell when the twins have been at a Fashion Show by the jackets with sleeves three inches past their hands and 4 inches past their knees.
Bender, you’ve clearly never come across a site full of real bullies. Try Female First and DListed if you want to see a true actual ‘haven for bullies’.
“Bender” is off on a bender.
My “chronies”? I didn’t realize I had chronies here. Where are you, chronies? Come out, come out, whereever you are. 🙂
And, nice try, but I have never posted any fan love on Angie, or Brad, or Jen, or any celeb for that matter. Just try and find a post from me, worshipping them, and trying to make others
do the same. It’s not there. Next time, you might think, or do some research before you talk out of your ass.
I am on a site called Celeb-bitchy because I like to BITCH at celebs. Well, imagine that. The crime. Ooo, I’m such a bully. Shame on me. SHAME!!!! snark, snark, 😉
When I read comments about how aniston is too old to wear this dress the only person who sounds desperate to me is the commenter. In fact, I bet if the commenter would put down her twinkies and get some exercise, she might change her view on what is appropriate at each age. If anyone thinks the dress is too skimpy, she should think that regardless of the age of the person wearing the dress.