Scarlett Johansson & Joseph Gordon Levitt are a thing: hot or boring?

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According to Us Weekly and LaineyGossip, Scarlett Johansson and Joseph Gordon Levitt are a thing now. Us Weekly hasn’t put the story online yet, so I’m just going with Lainey’s version, which is basically:

[Us Weekly] reports that Scarlett Johansson and Joseph Gordon-Levitt have been dealing with each other. It’s early but it’s hot. A proper New York flirtation …while her ex-husband and his piece Blake Lively are doing the same, ish, over in Boston.

Do you like it? Scarjo and JGL? Is it like Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes for you? Are you into it?

I have no read, which is probably a sign. The only reaction I had was dread. About the singing.

You know. She sings. He sings. Do they sit around the sing and “jam” and “play around” with chords and whatever and will they lay down a few tracks for his label while wearing fedoras?

Just…

Be two mega attractive actors, period, who are dating and enjoy making out. That’s it. We don’t need the hyphens and the commas and the DVD extras. Why does every young celebrity these days come with DVD extras?

[From LaineyGossip]

Now, ScarJo has spent her post-Ryan Reynolds, Post-Sean Penn time basically flirting and dating it up. Scar has been linked to everybody lately – Bradley Cooper, Justin Timberlake, Justin Long, yadda, yadda, yadda. Scarlett and Olivia Wilde have been cutting a wide swath across Hollywood. So… should we take this JGL thing seriously? I doubt it. It’s probably just some hookups, I don’t see them going the distance.

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  1. Sophie says:

    nooooooooooo!

  2. Rhiley says:

    Oh nose… I love JGL. I don’t love Scarlett J. She needs to keep her paws off.

  3. Happy21 says:

    LMFAO!

    I was only going to say one thing:

    Nnnnooooooooooo!!!

    But it was already taken!

  4. Guys says:

    Another one bites the dust! Let’s hope Michael Fassbender doesn’t follow in the footsteps of Gosling and Levitt by “dating” these nontalented famewhores. As soon as tabloids have the exclusives on so called new celebrity showmances you know it’s their publicist who called the tabloids and set up a story to gain attention. I never thought Joseph would go for that.

  5. Delta Juliet says:

    It’s probably just a fling. Nothing wrong with that! Not every relationship needs to be a long-term commitment.

  6. tripmom says:

    Ugh. She’ll get her skank stank all over him. He is WAY too good for her. And he’s too smart for this, too; he should know better. Hopefully he’s just slumming it for a few days, and then will return to being pure perfection in a suit.

  7. Samigirl says:

    I will slut shank a bitch. I’ve liked this guy since Holy Matrimony & Angels in the Outfield!

    Ok, maybe I’m already married and don’t have a chance bc I’m so not as hot as her, but a girl can lust, right?

  8. layla says:

    Guys like JGL dream of woman like ScarJo throughout their “not-so-cool-geeky” years.

    Let him have his fun!

  9. ShanKat says:

    They were both child actors. It’s probably perfect.

  10. MaiGirl says:

    I don’t mind him having a fling. I just hope he doesn’t mind being boiled to kill the crotch crickets. She is DEFINITELY a carrier.

  11. Vivi says:

    No Joe!!!!!!!!!!!

  12. FingerBinger says:

    He’s cute and she’s cute so I think they are cute together. However, all these hookup stories are just exhausting.

  13. James says:

    Scar, don’t touch my boy…………….

  14. jen says:

    Where did she get that tattoo? In a box of Cracker Jack?

  15. bebe says:

    jeez seriously scarlett? JGL you are too good for her. She’s just being passed around by then men in Hollywood. She ain’t even 30 and she’s already had half of them… even ugly ones lol.

  16. Gal says:

    NO PLEASE NO!!!! He is way too good for her. I’ve never understood the attraction to her. I don’t think she’s attractive and she’s a horrible actress. Really, just sit and watch her try to act – she’s BAAAD, but entertaining. Great for laughs. He on the other hand is AWESOME! Please Joseph, stay away.

  17. jinni says:

    I was kinda hoping JGL and Mila would get together. Oh well.

  18. kelbear says:

    I don’t like this, I don’t like this at all!!

  19. Emma says:

    WTFFFFFFF?!!! This would be ABSURD. He is way – WAY – too good for her. In every respect (talent, personality, hotness factor, etc.) This is stupidddd

  20. Anne says:

    So basically it’s just based on Us weekly.

    Show me pictures and then I’ll believe it.

  21. HannahG says:

    Heartbroken here. I’ll never look at him the same.

  22. JustJen says:

    Agreed, layla. He’s probably pinching himself and giggling like a goof. That doesn’t mean that I don’t want to slap some sense into him.

  23. Rachel says:

    never EVER would have thought he would go for someone like her..

  24. Nina says:

    I don’t have anything against ScarJo but this pairing just feels wrong. He seems like he should be with someone kind of indie, quirky and/or sweet (Zooey Deschanel and Carey Mulligan types), not a bombshell. And I see her with someone masculine and dashing, not a cutie like JGL.

  25. Turtle Dove says:

    Don’t care about this hookup at all. He seems sweet and nice though and she’s an admitted control freak, complainer, so … enjoy that I guess.

    Does anyone else get a “Home Shopping Network” vibe from the third picture. The toasting pose is too budget. Yes, Scarlett you schlep Moet…. (rolls eyes)

  26. Sumodo1 says:

    He’s wasting his David Bowie impressions on HER? (Oh, you should have seen the “sing-off” on Jimmy Fallon’s show!)

  27. Jo says:

    Calm down girls. She’s beautiful, he’s cute and talented, sorry for the heart-broken ones, but really it’s not that bad.

    Personally I always see him as “pretty naughty” so I’m not surprised if he likes girls like ScarJo.

  28. Toot says:

    Dag, you all are harsh. What has Scarlett actually done to cause all the mess being said about her. The only guy we know for a fact she was with after Ryan was Sean Penn, and even if she has been with some others so what, she’s single.

    Why cant’ she date around without being called every name in the book?

  29. X says:

    Love it; I think the two will be rather sexy together. He’s hot, but boyish, and she’s very sultry. The two together. . . very steamy. 🙂

  30. Agnes says:

    Zzzzzzzzzz…

  31. The H says:

    She is his type???! No way! It must be a fling. With her that is usually the case.

  32. carrie says:

    zzzz where are the pics? because i again am waiting the pics on the flirt between Reynolds and Charlize Theron!

  33. The Truth Fairy says:

    HOT!!!!!

  34. Quest says:

    No no no no….wtf…nooooooo JGL nooooooo, just don’t let this “vag of doom” come near your dong, I don’t even what this to be a rumor

  35. Anna says:

    loool #8 I was thinking the same thing. Let him have his fun because Lord knows this isn’t going to work out one bit. He’s too nice and she’s too much of a bitch but she has boobs and is sort of a bombshell. Let him tap that people.

  36. Ari says:

    ugh that tattoo

  37. ladybert62 says:

    I dont remember that nasty tattoo on her before – what is it? Looks awful.

  38. Kitten says:

    It’s like The Gos and Mendes in the sense that I hate it. I don’t know…It doesn’t work for me. He’s hot and talented but always seemed sort of low-key/chaste…..maybe I just want him to be like that? Anyway, I thought he’d be the type to date a “regular” girl..
    As far as Gosling goes-I really don’t want to see him with anyone except me 🙂

  39. Marytere says:

    Nooooooooo, please, NO! This is so wrong in so many levels. He’s just too good for her. He’s cute, lovely, nice, clean and above all… he has talent. I don’t hate ScarJo, but please, she’s been hooking up with everything that has a Y chromosome.

  40. Zzzzzzzzz says:

    JGL et tu? Hopefully this is just a fling because I shudder to think of what would become of him after Scarlett chews him up and spits him out.

  41. Onyx XV says:

    GF does get around, doesn’t she?

  42. NM9005 says:

    I don’t care…They are both attractive but I don’t see it mashed together. I have nothing on them…They’re bland together.

  43. texbrook says:

    NO! Do not even play.

    She looks like a clown in the champagne pic.

  44. ToastedSkin says:

    I love JGL & I like ScarJo but I just dont think they’d be good together. She just doesnt seem his type..

  45. Sara says:

    She takes herself way too seriously, perhaps dating outside of Hollywood would be a good idea for some of these celebrities.

  46. Joe's Mom says:

    I just saw him in 50/50. Great movie!

  47. Erinn says:

    NO! That filthy pirate hooker is to unhand my jgl THIS INSTANT!

  48. ohdear says:

    Hands off ScarJo, he’s mine!

  49. WillyNilly says:

    He is actaully a really great guy and this would surprise the hell out of me. Way too down to earth for ‘Hollywood’ type sh*t, usually. PR stunt is my call.

  50. OriginalGracie says:

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Oh my god, how could this happen?

    He is cute and funny and talented and sweet and she is just…….WRONG.

    I am going to pretend I never read this.

  51. HeiN says:

    ScarLevitt? Naaaa.

  52. Celia says:

    I love both! So for me it’s a match made in heaven! 😉

  53. Crys737 says:

    JGL is too good for her.

  54. Sara says:

    “Scarlett and Olivia Wilde have been cutting a wide swath across Hollywood.” you can put Blake Lively there too..

  55. MacScore says:

    She’s looking AWFUL. Tarty fake Marilyn-wannabe-I’ll bang-anything-in-an-elevator.
    Don’t know him at all but he’s working that “skeptical-eyebrows-raised-I’m-very-above-all-this-fame” look way too hard.
    Annoying-post-I-know. Fuck it. Call me PMS.

  56. Camille says:

    He’s hot and she is boring. To me this couple is a mis-match. I don’t care for ScarHo at all.

  57. DarkEmpress says:

    He is such a cutie! I have had a mini crush since he was on 3rd rock from the sun.

  58. Tiffany S says:

    aw man, god knows i drink my haterade from time to time when it comes to the celebs who bug me (cough cough jen aniston cough cough) but i think if i were scarjo and i read these comments i would cry. i feel pretty bad for her because i suspect she might be mourning her divorce more than she is letting on, and i think she is moving from guy to guy to kind of ignore the pain and look like it’s not affecting her.

  59. DreamyK says:

    She strikes me as not being terribly bright. But then, maybe it’s not talking that he has in mind. Have fun kids.

  60. Angel says:

    I do not like this at all 😐

  61. taksi says:

    I would’ve preferred him with Natalie Portman but I don’t hate it. Can’t really see it going the distance either.

  62. B says:

    I doubt it will go anywhere…or maybe that is desperate wishful thinking on my part since I adore JGL and can’t STAND Scarlett.

  63. Lauren says:

    Scarjo just doesn’t seem as attractive as she did 3 years ago. Her face looks so gaunt and manly. Her hair colour is unflattering too. The top pic is scary..is it botox?

  64. snapnhiss says:

    She’s not as pretty as she used to be although I can’t put my finger on why.

  65. oneflygirl86 says:

    Cmon you guys are HATERS, i love him too and the pairing is odd but when I really think about it- them together on red carpets, at concerts, having hot-cute sex…..well it works for me! Better him choosing Scarjo as opposed to Blake Lively (gag)

    HOT HOT HOT….

  66. Vanden says:

    Oh God.

  67. Nash says:

    Lucky B*tch

    P.S: LOL at the comments!

  68. Jen D says:

    Keep your claws off him, hussy! He’s mine!

  69. Maritza says:

    They would make an awesome couple! I think he is a very good actor. I saw him in “Hesher” with Natalie Portman, he was great in it.

  70. Emily says:

    If anyone’s gonna steal him from me, at least it’s someone I could quite happily have a threesome with.

  71. chat says:

    o my got, beatifull girl 🙂

  72. Jenn says:

    Any hookup with JGL is sexy. He has totally got it going on, in every department. So what if he’s a little younger than me…..

  73. The Original Mia says:

    Who cares? I’ve never understood the JGL love. He’s a nice guy and all, but that’s about all. He would never be on my HGF list.

  74. Callumna says:

    Is there still one degree separating the privates of anyone in Hollywood from Scarjo or Kevin Bacon?

    In one generation everyone in Hollyweird will be cousins.

  75. smh says:

    boring. and it won’t last

  76. ManicPixieDreamGirl says:

    Hot ass couple!

  77. Nicole says:

    Both Scarlett Johansson and Joseph Gordon Levitt:

    Were raised as working child actors: Scarlett working in theater with such actors as Ethan Hawke by age 8 and Joseph starring in such teeny-bopper trope as 3rd rock from the sun and 10 things I hate about you

    Have since reached critical and commercial success (Scarlett=muse in woody allen’s films, heavily involved in Obama campaign, Joseph=Manic (critical success), 500 Days of Summer (commercial success, though a thoroughly grating movie), and, of course, Inception

    Are interested in intellectual pursuits

    Decry famewhoreishness (I believe the hacker was truly to blame in the case of Sarlett’s nude selfies cellphone leak)

    Still seem a little social-climby, but both seem to be motivated mostly by the objective of getting cast in good roles

    Don’t really seem to be at serious relationship stage

    Struggle with dead-eye syndrome

    So, could go either way…

  78. normades says:

    Repeat: Nooooooooo!!!

    She is such the wanna be cultured intellectual. He really is one.

    Hate this coupling like I hate Gosling/Mendes.

    If they got with Mila, Emma or Carey I wouldn’t mind.

  79. Jamie says:

    So we’re not claiming that ScarJo has “game”? Good, but I’m also going to cut her some slack. She just went through a divorce not long ago, which she admitted left her depressed. Lots of women date randoms after a break-up, trying to see if things can work with a different type.

    As for JGL, he’s so gorgeous, but his off-camera personality leaves something to be desired. A little annoying, a little too actor-y.

  80. I Choose Me says:

    Someone please tell me it’s not true.

    I think I need to go lie down.

  81. I Choose Me says:

    @jinni. I wouldn’t mind a Mila, JGL pairing at all. They would make a super cute couple but I think Mila & Justin are having a thing. It could still happen though – if this rumor is true then Joe & Scar are probably just having a fling. I so want him to find love with a great girl who deserves him.

  82. Vivi says:

    Joe’s rep said the rumor isn’t true. In a current interview, he said he’s single too.

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