As I’ve been saying ever since Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries reached their three-week anniversary, this marriage is doomed. They are already living separate lives, everybody hates Kris because he’s a terrible douche, Kim is making plans to stay far, far away from him all the time, and her family despises him. So, obviously, the tabloids are sticking with the new story line admirably well. Next, Kris Jenner is going to propose a four-hour E! special: “A Very Special Kardashian Divorce”. Here are some highlights from this week’s tabloids (via Jezebel and Hollywood Life):
*When Kim arrived in NYC from Dubai, Kris Humphries didn’t meet her at the airport. Or at home. He was out clubbing and partying. Some random club girl gave him a lapdance and then Tweeted: “Just danced in Kris Humphries lap… SORRY KIM. Best night of my life.”
*Kris doesn’t show up for Kim. “He’s breaking Kim’s heart,” a source tells Star. “Originally he was supposed to come to New York for a guys’ weekend, but at the last minute he switched it to Miami. I guess he thought that way they could drink and do whatever they wanted without Kim finding out.”
*Kris has been seen “holding hands” with a blonde chick. He’s been “acting like a single man,” says Star Mag, and he takes other girls’ cell phone numbers “all the time.”
*Life & Style says that when Kris went to Toronto in September, “he attempted to hang out with his long-time ex-girlfriend Bianka Kamber and had his buddies text her to meet them at a sushi restaurant.”
*Everybody with the last name Jenner or Kardashian absolutely loathes Kris Humphries. A source says, “All Kim’s family and friends positively hate Kris.” Kris Jenner, Scott Disick and Khloe all “play nice” for the cameras but they seriously hate him. And because of the way the wedding special was “edited,” America hates Kris now too. Allegedly, Kris “screamed” at Kim because of the way he was portrayed on the special.
*You know how Michelle Obama admitted in an interview that Pres. Obama didn’t want his daughters to watch any Kardashian programming? TMZ reports that the Kardash Klan were “surprised” by the statement “because Obama personally told Khloe he thought ‘Keeping Up with the Kardashians’ was a ‘great show’ when they met last year.” Whatever, kat-faces.
*Page Six’s sources say: “Kim isn’t willing to change her life, she works hard and cannot take any time out. And she doesn’t have time for his friends… After the wedding, Kim and Kris started filming [“Kourtney & Kim Take New York”] right away, they haven’t even been home yet. They haven’t had any time to settle in together. They have an army of people around them all the time. Kourtney and baby Mason are in the adjacent room and they film until midnight every night. It’s hard for them to be alone and have any quality time together. Most newlyweds would struggle with that.”
*Kim has a pre-nup, and she’s prepared to use it. Star Mag says that she’s already visited a divorce lawyer.
[From Hollywood Life & Jezebel]
And everybody thinks that Kris is just bored because of the NBA lockout, and that idle hands, etc. Considering Kris has nothing to do, you’d think that he would find the time to escort Kim to some of her red carpet events? But he hasn’t. Honestly, I would not hate a “very special Kardashian divorce” special. I would actually watch that.
Covers courtesy of Jezebel, additional pics by WENN.
Its only a matter of time so at some point, this will be true I guess. They didn’t date for very long and I can’t understand why they got married. I think the drive for fame and ratings can mess with your head.
Her life is so scripted that I’m sure a divorce is next for the show.
She looks so much better with less makeup.
How old is that picture of Kim from Star magazine? She looks human and attractive. I forgot she used to be attractive and not do feline looking.
You mean there won’t be a baby Kyria Kreme Kardashian in the near future?!
I did not expect that.
She looks great in the cover picture! I think if she got divorced because he cheated, it would be the perfect out for both of them. We already know he’s an idiot in over his head and she was desperate. Maybe this story will be true and she’ll have learned there are worse things than being single. (Like being married to someone you don’t even like for the sake of publicity.. which is bad publicity anyway).
I don’t believe these trashy mags when it comes to stories about Brad, Angie and Jen, but with trash like the Kardashians, I can totaly believe them.
THIS is what happens when people are desperate to marry just for the sake of being married.
I hope Kris takes a lot of her “hard earned” money and runs.
Of COURSE she’s “meeting” with a divorce lawyer. They need something for the next season!!
Script, script script……
Everything these turds do is for the show or to stay in the tabloids.
LOL@RocketMerry….or Krispie Kreme Kardashian-Humphries.
@RocketMerry – LOL!! at the baby Kardashian name!!! Sounds about right!!
So…gay couples still can’t legally marry in most of the country but talentless whores can get married simply to make money. How f*cked up is that????
Lord let this story not be true. I want Kim to be happy, I agree she is not perfect but she is a woman and deserves happiness. But if Kris cheated, that is absolutely saddening to say the least.
Team Humphries!!!!!
Anything for attention!!!
This whole thing is a bunch of BS. from the relationship to the marriage and next will be the divorce.
I can see the writers and momma pimp coming up with these ‘dramatic’ stories just for ratings. I really wonder if anyone buys into these stories lines and if they think they actually married for anything other than ratings for the show.
I can see them staging Kim or someone having an accident or health issue to just to get ppl interested.
I think most of the world has lost total interest in this scheme of a family.
Does anyone know how the ratings for the wedding were? Did it bring in the numbers they were hoping for? It seems the interest in them is fading quickly which is why they’re coming up with these relationship issues already.
Yeah I alsi think that everything is going exactly as planned and the Kardashian Klan created these stories. Kim walking the red carpet alone a few days ago was also done just to create more stories.
Hmmm. Not sure you even need a divorce-divorce after less than a month of marriage. I’m not familiar with California law, but I’m guessing that an annulment would suffice.
His ex-girlfriend looks a little like Kim K, so the plot thickens. Maybe Kris is not as dumb as he appears to be.
Maybe we’d be seeing a two week long reality series on the divorce. Come on cease the opportunity (Ryan S) to make those millions.
OMFG! I do not feel bad for this girl at all. I don’t feel bad for either of them. He’s s douche buffoon, and she’s a vapid famewhore. They deserve eachother.
Uhm, that’s what you get when you marry the first guy that comes along and enjoys the spotlights. He looks like really dumb, like genetically he can’t help being so dumb, but he’s still a douche. I don’t feel sorry for Kim and Kris, they are both faking it for fame and now it blew up in their faces.What did they except if they treated marriage like a way to get more ratings and visibility instead of treating it like one the most difficult adult decisions?! Karma is going to get both of them, it’s already beginning…
I posit that SHE’S the douche in this relationship.
It’s all so stupid. Are we really supposed to believe that any f this is real.
I know it’s been said before, but it’s worth repeating: Kim Kardashian can have a stunt wedding, but gays will violate the sanctity of marriage? Ugh.
if they want a ratings booster they should go with a death.. i volunteer to off 1 of them on camera.. wow.. a reality t.v. murder!!!!!those kardashians.. such trailblazers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There’s something really sick about our President and First Lady commenting on the Kartrashians. He better not walkback his disapproval of them!
I’m with Shelb! I saw the Star pic and thought ‘wow, she looks really pretty!’ And she does. Either that is a really old picture or it’s from an odd angle or something. If it’s recent, then she needs to do whatever she did in that picture whenever she goes out in public and stop with the crazy makeup and weird hair pulling and whatever else it is she’s doing.
As for the topic at hand….meh. Whatever. They both knew what they were getting into so I really do not care in the least. This also may just be a story arc for her show. They have trouble, then reconcile, then have a baby. Awww.
I’ll believe it when she files the papers. Their lives are worse than an episode of Days of Our Lives. I don’t believe anything. Kourtney and Kim’s new show start in November. Publicity stunt.
How can people believe that there was really a wedding?
The whole things was a faked, marriage was just a prop to the Kardashians it was all for TV. The Kardashians are the worst of the worst.
Wow, she was so pretty before she jacked up her face.
Her face could be so pretty if she would lay off the fillers 🙁 the pic of her “trying” to drink is horrible and looks uncomfortable
they must think they are the biggest media geniuses like ever.
they dont get that 99% of people think they are a pathetic bunch of famewhores.
Find out tonight, on E!
who is in the pic – the plastic surgery??? chick with the mask???
Wow, did not see this coming…
honestly this Krap is more predictable than the sunrise.
Why does anyone give a damn! Dreaming of the day when I no longer see anything about the Kardashian whore machine.
@theword – then you could demand the “blood evidence” (that was part of Robert Kardashian’s defense of OJ Simpson – “I struggle with the blood evidence.”). That’s kind of twisted, I know, but I’m feeling a little warped this morning, LOL!
I just wish she would stop with the huge fake eyelashes. They look like a costume. She would look so much better without them.
I couldn’t care less about her marriage, but think of the legitimate causes the millions in wedding costs could have been used for. It’s almost offensive to have shelled out so much on a marriage that can’t even make it a year. Tasteless, at the very least.
She looks much prettier on the cover of Star magazine than when she’s so overdone like she usually is.
The tabs keep talking about how hard she works…doing what? What work does she actually do? Go to lunch? Fly here and there and stay in 5 star hotels and wear expensive clothes and jewelry? We should all have to work like that. Boy, like is tough…NOT! She makes millions for essentially doing nothing but indulging herself, her materialistic, narcisstic behaviour. It makes me sick that young girls look up to her. Does she ever read a book or do anything to really help others?
This whole wedding seems like such a sham. They barely seemed to even know each other and the wedding was so over the top that it was disgusting. I hate this whole trend of women having to have three wedding gowns…that is so stupid. They just come across as spoiled and vapid.
I’m looking forward to seeing Kris Humpries and Eddie Cibrian out dancing and holding hands.
Yep, I’m with the “scripted for the show” club. I think the whole thing is scripted including his behavior. I hope he’s getting a lot of money for doing this bullshit.
It should be annulled rather than a divorce because there never was a “marriage”, just a charade for TV.
I see her folks are feeding the “he did her wrong” lies already to paint kat face as a damsel in distress..
LOL
It’s a contract. Remember when they went on the Letterman show (I think) and Humphries said something to the effect of he wasn’t too sure what he thought about KK wanting to date him and KK quickly shutting him up telling him to watch what he said b/c he was on national TV. Also, the fact she looked super annoyed with him before the wedding.
OK, wasn’t there a blind item about how he doesn’t get paid that much from the reality shows and that he agreed that they could portray him any way they want? Wouldn’t this fit in to the drama/ratings aspect of the show?
1) kim has too much pride to get divorced this soon
2) kris isn’t dark enough for her .. hello Reggie, Ray J
3) she’s gonna leave him & go back to dark skin athlete who ACTUALLY make money
and have babies
your father is turning over in his grave right now kim tsk tsk
I must have saw that wedding special differently than the rest because I thought it was the Kardashian’s being assholes to him, not the other way around.
Khloe says inappropriate things all the time and is very brash, but now that she’s on the receiving end she hates it, so she’s trying to turn everyone against him. (Me thinks it also has to do with not wanting to lose her reality show. You know Kim and her athlete can be the only ones with a Newlyweds type show). No to mention the whole you’re golddigging things she pulled on him. Is someone projecting?
They completely stonewall him from having any say in HIS wedding and he’s the asshole? Not to mention all plans were made for the Kardashian’s to roll up in Maybachs, but Kris (jenner) completely leaves out his family, because it has to be all about the Kardashians.
Now they’re ruining his image in the press. There’s nothing these heinous women won’t do to stay in the spotlight.
Team Humphries.
Are these pics old? Possibly she’s just wearing less makeup — I think I’ve seen candid pics of her before where she looks prettier and more youthful when she wears just a little bit of casual makeup. I really don’t get why she does all the plastic surgery and makeup.
Anyway, this was obviously staged.
Yes @Kpist
Which celebrity has basically signed his life away because he is in love. The thing is he has agreed to have himself portrayed however the Executive Producer wants him portrayed in a reality show. Whatever it takes for ratings. Oh, and if the ratings do not improve, then he will be saying goodbye very soon. One more thing. He is getting paid scale. The minimum. Hardly anything. Tip money at the places she makes him go.
I cant believe peope are taking this union seriously.
Is she 30 yet? She won’t be single at 30, the divorce will come when she turns 31.
Kim is what they call a high-maintenance beeyotch! Kris might have no filter on his mouth but his heart is in the right place. He’s too sensible for her, though, I doubt it will last 2 years. It always amazes me how women like that can get married but good, down-to-earth women can’t find a good man.
Those ruthless Kardashians will do anything for money and fame.
My personal theory from day one is that Kim never intended this marriage to be anything more than a publicity stunt. Kris Humphries just happened to be the sucker infatuated enough to fall into her trap, but I guess he’s fed up with being used.
Plus Kim seems to be every bit as controlling as her mother, so I doubt he’s even been able to get a word in edgewise this entire time.
I hope the prenup states that both of them walk away with whatever they came to the relationship with, but my guess is that he’ll have no right to her money but she’ll be able to claim some of his, as well as all the proceeds from the marriage. The guy isn’t even being paid to star on their reality show, FFS.
The Star picture is definitely old. You can see her baby hairs which have since been lasered off.
I hope so because it will be the end of her “career.” People are over her fake life/marriage only for the cameras. No one ever respected her to begin with and this just seals the deal that she is a gold digging, fame ho who married only for a tv deal/$$$$$. She is pathetic!
She’s probably deliberately trying to stir the shit so she gets media coverage for their next season renewal.
The filthy thing is in my Country & state right now…
We don’t want her, take her back!!!!
OK, In Touch, Life and Style are all publicity supplied magazines. They run this stuff to try and sell their trash. People are onto this simply because there have been too many “stories” that don’t pan out. Be gone, guys. Better luck next time. We’re on to you.