Yesterday, the Viggo Mortensen-Michael Fassbender thing was by far the biggest and best post of the day, no disrespect to all of the other posts. I asked a series of questions regarding the Viggodong and the Fassdong, like “If you had to choose one for a one-night-stand and one for a relationship, which would you choose for what?” I thought it was fair fight, judging from the new Dangerous Method photo call pics – Fassie looked unkempt and randy, Viggo looked dashing and suave. We had a lot of fun trying to choose and come up with situations in which many of us could have equal time with the Sophie’s Choice of dongs.
But then I was looking through these new photos of last night’s Dangerous Method premiere at the London Film Festival. Okay… it’s no longer a fair fight. FASSBENDER WINS. Can you seriously look at these photos and NOT choose Fassie? Viggo looks like he’s wearing makeup! And the makeup was not applied correctly. Is he wearing lip gloss? Meanwhile, Fassie is all dongy and beautiful in a great grey suit and my GOD his ginger is so dark and gorge. Sigh… Fassbender for a night of passion AND a relationship. No, wait. Viggo for a night, just to see what the fuss is about. And Fassie for forever. Fassbender Eternity. Fassbender Infinity.
That being said, if you still choose Viggo over Fassie, that’s more Fassdong for me. So have at LipGloss Mortensen. (Sidenote: CB just told me that she would still choose Viggo over Fassie, even with the lipstick. So… have at him, ladies. More Fassbender for me!)
Photos courtesy of WENN.
I never got the Fassbender thing until I saw those pictures yesterday. Now I get it. Oh, do I get it.
I still daydream about Aragorn, though. Mmm…
Fassy needs to take me now.
I don’t get it? Neither one of these men or that attractive to me, but to each their own! If I had to choose for the sack of this I would choose the red head guy.
Whatever Kais Fassdong is a Fassdon’t in my book and poor imitation of the hottest rugged ginge around: Dr. Owen Hunt of Grey’s Anatomy. Don’t hate. That’s gorgeous. While I appreciate Fassie’s love of chocolatey goodness, I cannot with honesty say he is hot at all.
Viggo DOES NOT look like he is wearing lip gloss. I don’t know about makeup. I don’t wear makeup and I can never really tell when men wear it on the red carpet or not unless it’s really obvious. Viggo is sophisticated, speaks Spanish (like yours truly) and is an artiste and have you seen A History of Violence? Uh I’ll take it.
I have not see Fassie’s dong yet so I will not say anything about size except one woman’s Mr. Big is another’s PeeWee Herman. That’s all.
Viggo’s still my favourite – all the way!
Hot damn in the morning! Somebody get the holy water! I’m obessed with Fassdong! Tempted by Viggo! This is just what I needed to get my day started! lol and yeah there’s like over 200 posts yesterday. Man meat Monday has spilled over to Tat Tat Twinkle Tuesday!
Bitch, don’t go badmouthing my Viggo!!!
Still, look at Fassbender. What fine..fine ..dong.
Eyes, i mean eyes.
I still chose Viggo.
I like smart men.
I like men with a great speaking voice.
I like a man who looks like he knows how to shag. Vee-go!
Plus, I appreciate that he does not drag around some 20 year old pinhead to do his PR for the movie. Just Viggo in a great suit. Looking all kinds of do-able.
So I will wonder again, what in the world do women see in the Hamster face twins… Leonardo DiCaprio and Justin Timberlake. Both of them have annoying voices. And have huge Mother issue’s.
Viggo does not look like a man with any Mother issue’s.
Viggo is not wearing makeup or lipgloss. You can see his freckles and his cleft palate scar. I never noticed that before. (Or is that from an accident?) What Viggo needs is a good haircut and a different tie. Then we’re back to a fair fight.
@hautie: well spoken! veeee-go!
Yep. Viggo forever. Won’t change my mind, so more Fassdong for you Kaiser ! And I don’t see lipgloss.
I’m sorry, Kaiser. I will always prefer the Mortensen, no game!
that ain’t lip gloss, that’s just where all the blood rushed to his lips because he’d just finished ravishing his girlfriend with hot passionate kisses backstage.
VIGGO – any time, any place, any way ….
Viggo forever!
Viggo is not wearing make-up and lip gloss.
I still choose him over Fassy.
Viggo speaks multiple languages. He also writes poetry.
I like smart men 🙂
Put him in Aragorn costume, then we’re back to fair fight 😀
@journey : LOL! 😀 😀
I so do not understand this Fassbender thing. He has the same appeal to me as Daniel Craig has- ZERO.
Viggo skin is ashpale, not attractive at all and his theeth freak me out.
I take Michael.
I’ll take Viggo because he looks like he has really LIVED and has some good stories to tell. Also, both men have make-up on of some sort or their heads would be shining up the place wouldn’t they? Fassie is not aging well and looks unhealthy. Viggo is 20 years older and looks vital and virile.
viggo!
Now these pictures today they both look a little dorky but cute and I do like both of them but I am still scared of the Fassdong and it’s alledged size plus like I have stated before, Michael needs to get all that wild prison style fucking out of his system before he hurts somebody. Overall I am going to go with Fassbender today but my biscuits are tender so I don’t know how much of him I can take plus my co workers are starting to hint that I may need to start using poise pads cuz everytime I read anything about Fassbender in here I leave my seat wet.
I don’t get the charme of Fassbender. At all.
I’m all up for Viggo, even if he has lipgloss or mascara, or whatever..who cares!
@Kaiser- you must learn to share well with others!!
Look at them.. I mean, Viggo is 53 (I think) and Micheal is full of wrinkles..and HIS teeth scares the hell out of me.
@Victoria and Serena: believe me, Fassie is all that and more.
I will still take both, ;).
We do not need to guess about the size of the Fassdong. LOOK AT THE BULGE IN HIS PANTS. Yum/ouch!
Still, Veego!
Jesus. That has to be the cockiest sexy grin ever. It screams boldnes.
Haha, I like how you just manufactured a reason to write another Viggo-Fassbender post. 😉
Fassbender definititely wins. I am afraid of his dong so I would be happy with two hours of making out.
Nope, not seeing the Fassiedong at all. Just hand over the Viggoness now and no one will get hurt. A brown suit is NEVER hot (unless it’s “Ranger” wear from a LOTR shoot).
FASSIE!!!! NOW!
Love these posts. Can we have a shirtless Fassy vs. Viggo tomorrow?
Viggio forever. The end.
can we have ’em shirtless and dirty? only then will I be be certain of choice. hee hee
Lucy I’m not impressed unless it’s 10+ lol
“Fassie is all dongy…”
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Fassbender all the way. I wish he’d throw me on the couch as he does with that actress in “Shame”. Damn, that looked hot.
That last picture of Fassy smiling… I have to go change my underwear now.
Whilst this is not Viggio’s best showing…. the size of Fassbender’s ears is quickly becoming a dong killer.
@Bellydancer – your post sort of made my morning.
It was never really a fair fight for me. I was never a Viggo person. I also never found Johnny Depp attractive, I feel it’s kind of the same type of deal. But yeah, there’s a serious amount of foundation involved. I’m cool with guys wearing makeup, but not if I can tell (lots of guys feel the same way about girls)
I suspect Viggo hand-knit his own tie.
Well thank you Alexis I do like Viggo also but some day every girl has to find herself lying on her back gettin pounded senseless by some well hung guy with an irish accent even if it’s only for the experience. Just sayin…
Oh and Layla you are supposed to hang onto the ears while you’re being pounded senseless, I thought you knew that.
Aww Kaiser, why pit two good men against one another?! I’ll take either of them over any other Hollywood actor anytime, anywhere. But to choose between the two of ’em? Naaaah.
There are so many good pictures of Fassman at the ADM premiere, and some of the ones here are so ghastly, it kinda doesn’t help his case with the non-believers 😉
VIGGO VIGGO HE’S OUR MAN.
IF HE CAN’T DO IT, NO ONE CAN!!!
both are not doing it for me…but if my life depended on it I would do Fass first then the old guy. I never date poetry guys(Viggo), they are generally so pretentious and ughh..And Fass is just bland.
-off topic but I don’t see the appeal of Skargard either…YUCK
Glad to see a blogger loving Fassbender for his acting, personality and talent. The “Oh no they didn’t”- livejournal is full of crazy people turning every post about him into a defamatory attack. If I didn’t know better I’d think someone is trying to destroy this men’s career.
I would still slam-bang Viggo in full drag.
still not getting the appeal of either one. and viggo, with his buttchin and greasy hair was one of the many reasons why the lotr movie adaptations sucked. many of those many reasons being the casting. everyone was badly cast except for frodo, and allright the wizards too cause those actors were legendary. oh well
@Bellydancer –
I’m all for hanging on as he throws me around and has his way… but I don’t need them ruining my experience and those things are borderline!!!! 😉
@laylajane – I’m with you on the Skarsgaard. I got nothing for that beady eyed slimy looking Swede.
well, based superficially on these pics alone and no other factors, I’d go for Fassy. although he looks really rough in pic #3. where are the pix of them standing together?
@ angela, actually ontd is in love with fassbender right now (witness large # of posts, comments). which means there are always haters who flock to his posts. but the lovers outnumber the haters.
@kaboom: hand knit his own tie!!! Hahahaha! That’s great, and thanks for the laugh.
Why choose between them? I’m certain I could put each of them to their best use concurrently. La dee DAH!
You can have the Fassie, CB. I’ve wanted the Command Master Chief to order me to drop and give him 20 for years. Aragorn only cemented that wish. VIGGO FOREVER!
Granted, Michael looks great here but I have a weakness for facial scars and Viggo’s above the lip one is driving me crazy.
Still Viggo for me!
Brad Pitt might join Fassbender in “12 Years A Slave”
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According to ScreenDaily.com, River Pholad‘s River Road Entertainment will serve as producer and financer of Steve McQueen‘s upcoming project Twelve Years A Slave based on the life of Solomon Northrup.
Besides producing and although not confirmed, Brad Pitt is said to co-star along with Chiwetel Ejiofor, and Michael Fassbender. Summit International is reportedly handling the international sales.
The screenplay is adapted from Solomon Northrup’s novel about an educated black man Kidnapped from New York and sold into slavery in 1850s Louisiana by John Ridley (Red Tails, Undercover Brother) and McQueen.
Twelve Years has been in development for some time by Plan B, which brought it to River Road. Brad Pitt, Dede Gardner, Jeremy Kleiner and Pohlad will serve as producers.
River Road and Summit International last joined forces in financing The Tree Of Life, which starred Brad Pitt.
By the looks of this cast and and the team in place behind its financing, it looks like a high profile project.Twelve is also said to become a major contender in the near future award season.
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http://blogs.indiewire.com/shadowandact/archives/river_road_ent._to_finance_steve_mcqueens_12_years_a_slave_brad_pitt_produc/
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I see Pitt wants to attach himself to every hip director at the moment even though he always gets overshadowed by his far more talented co-stars like Fassbender and Christopher Waltz in Inglorious Basterds.
VIGGO!!!
He is not wearing makeup. That is natural Hot Red-Blooded Male Manliness.
Also, I’ve worked in the Mortensen Research & Discovery Program for many a year. =D
As a leading expert in the field I can present Exhibit A: The infamous upper lip scar carries down to his lip as it should and would not IF it were covered in lip gloss.
BAM!
I disagree. Viggo ALWAYS wins.
Viggo – sorry but a younger man who looks older than me doesn’t do it for me. Viggo looks older than I do as well but he *IS* older.
sorry Kaiser I think you’re biased
I happen to know more about Viggo than most (my mother is OBSESSED – she’s met him 6 times all over Europe and I know she’s a bit OTT but some of the stories she tells about how lovely and sweet (but manly) he is would make your biscuits explode)
and I bet the Fassdong doesn’t look as good in 20 years time
but hell, they are both good actors and gorgeous guys – why do we need to choose one or the other (it’s VIGGO for me he he)
laylajane – I don’t get Skarsgard either. Too skinny but at least he looks younger than I do (since he is).
Viggo!!!!!
I love Fassbender, but he looks significantly older than he is (unless he’s lying about his age?) – a heavy cigarette habit will do that to you. Viggo, on the other hand, is in his early 50’s, still looks pretty great, and can still hold his own against the much younger Fassy.
By the time Fassbender hits his 50s, he’ll probably look like the cryptkeeper. So I’ll take Fassy for one night, but Viggo’s the guy I want for the long run.
Yuck! I wouldn’t touch Fassbender with a ten foot pole! Ga-ross! I don’t see any lip gloss on Viggo. There’s no comparrison. Viggo is way more handsome.
vale:
October 25th, 2011 at 1:03 pm
Brad Pitt might join Fassbender in “12 Years A Slave”
I see Pitt wants to attach himself to every hip director at the moment even though he always gets overshadowed by his far more talented co-stars like Fassbender and Christopher Waltz in Inglorious Basterds.
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A little early to depict Fassy as a box office hot ticket and BP as some sort of tick, isn’t it?
Sorry to interrupt the Fassy vs Viggo flow.
Carry on.
Fassbender needs to brush those yellow teeth!!! He is not attractive – you need glasses-haha! Viggo on the other hand YUMMY!
I don’t know how Michael Fassbender is only in his early 30’s! All those lines and wrinkles!
Reminds me of what the girls from facebook who think it is cute to wrinkle their forehead while they have a bottle of vodka in their hands are going to look like. 🙂
Viggo is just so perfect.
Fassbender has yellow teeth. You can keep him. 🙂
Honestly they both look like poo
I will never get the Fassbender thing. He’s the opposite of attractive.
pwal:I think the poster was referring to the talent not box office. Besides it’s not like Pitt makes a huge box office, he’s no Johnny Depp or Will Smith.
Viggo, period.
I’m sorry, but yeah, I’d still go with Viggo every damn time! (More Fassdong for you). I am not liking the gine beard/dark hair combo on the Fasdong. (Which, again, is freaking me the eff out because that is just like what my husband has going on! What does that mean?!).
Darling Viggo, you will always be my Aragorn.
Viggo is my first choice, but basically, I’d hit’em both.
I’m still picking the sexy little homewreaker, Viggo.
Hee hee I will always have a place in my heart for ‘the Blouse man’ but it’s Fassy all the way.
Hehehehe preach it Bellydancer 😉
Why look here … Fassbender with an adorable case of baby face and fierce ginger hair (circa 2007): http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b0170yjj. If people still find him unattractive there … well that’s ok, more for us!!
Team VIGGO!
Sorry, I don’t see lip gloss. Also, looking at the close-ups, Viggo and Fassie look the exact same age! How does Viggo do it?
Still Fassie, all the way. I love his shark-like teeth and the way his blue eyes sparkles when he grins. I love the way he looks in his suit. I love that he can be confident and charming as hell, yet still come across as sweet and a little vulnerable. I’m so with you Kais.
Hey, I just noticed his large earlobes, while imagining nibbling on them. I guess it’s true what they say, it’s not the big hands or feet, it’s the large earlobes that indicate when a guy is hung. 😀
It’s official.
Pitt has joined Michael in “12 years a slave”.
http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/63833560.html
PS: Fassbender’s theeth are normal. In Hollywood everyone has bleached theeth like Ross in that episode from Friends. It looks so fake.
all the viggo love is very nice. saw a comment somewhere to the effect that viggo and keanu both have reps as extremely generous and kind human beings, “but viggo wins bc he’s really talented.”
fassy looks better in motion sometimes. non-believers need to watch some of his interviews. he’s really lovely and has a great smile. @podzol, have you seen the fassy catching fish with his bare hands as the wind ruffles his ginger hair gifs? lol.
& the wrong half of brangelina is lining up to work with fassy.
Fassbender looks a lot younger in real life. I saw them both at the LDN premiere yesterday and Viggo seemed a bit miserable. It’s still Fassbender for me any day of the week and 4 times on Sunday.
Kaiser, could you please next time make a separate post just with Fassy so we don’t have to read through hater comments who don’t even care about him? Let them have Viggo or whoever they stan for.
The Fass. No contest. That is all
Hi emma! I’m not sure I’ve seen those internet gifs but I’ve definitely seen Fish Tank quite a lot. LOVE his introduction to the viewer in the kitchen as well as the lake scene. I’ve also noticed that MF has a really great stance when he poses for the red carpet (especially in the group photos). Very relaxed, but with this undeniable twinkle in the eye — no wonder so many want him to be Bond.
Yep, I still prefer Fassbender. His smile is gorgeous. <3
73.sure_fine_whatever:
October 25th, 2011 at 2:37 pm
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Wax poetic about how important talent is, but it doesn’t mean a damn if you make bad choices. Right now, Christoph Waltz is seemingly making bad choices despite having talent and an Oscar. At a certain point, his filmography cannot be blamed on the Supporting Actor Oscar curse.
It remains to be seen if Fassy is making smart choices and whether his choices will lend itself to box office. But, right now, Brad Pitt is making fantastic choices that continues to show his growth, technique-wise, and sometimes the fantastic choices may not equal box office, but they will have value in his filmography.
Now again, back to Fassy versus Viggo.
pwal: you confuse own talent and associating with talented directors. Pitt like Clooney are mediocre but get elevated through the overall quality of their films usually due to the director/writer/co-stars.
Pitt obviosly wants respect so he is trying to tie himself to good projects, no problem with that but he isn’t in the same acting league as Fassbender, Mortensen, Waltz and others.
Flora: I’ve seen a comment from someone who was at the premiere and tha person said Viggo seemed arrogant, he and Keira went very fast indoors while Michael stayed longer than anyone and signed for the fans.
If Viggo still had his dark raggedy hair and manly stubble from LOTR I would choose Viggo without blinking. However, I must choose Fassbender, he looks like the epidome of manliness and rugged beauty which is the look I love.
VIGGO!!!
Fassbender is sooo rocking the suit! That’s more like it.
As a matter of fact, he’s downright gorgeous here even though I still prefer him clean shaven (a la Inglorious Basterds). mmmm-mmm.
He also has a beautiful smile.
Today, Fassy wins for me.
Still Viggo!!!
podzol, be my fassy guide? yeah, there are plenty of gifs from the kitchen scene lol. & the twinkle in the eye – exactly. easily put to devastating use. bond could use some subtle humor back. yeah, i’d ditch craig 007 for fassbender 007.
gonna try to watch shame at afi fest, but i bet tickets will be elusive.
Viggo will ALWAYS win. Period.
I don’t get the Fassy thing either. I’m not partial to redheads and he’s got this serial killer grin and looks stoned off his ass in a few of those pics with the droopy red eyes.
That point aside, Viggo DOES need a haircut and prefer him on the scruffier side (think: Aragorn… oh yeah). The tie is ugly but when you’re that gorgeous it doesn’t much matter. Viggo is a man of substance, intelligence, he is cultured, well-spoken, creative, passionate, and I’m pretty sure my marriage would be over immediately if Viggo happened by and wanted to get nekkid.
Gorgeous pics of Fassie – not even a competition.
Fass looks nice in the suit but he is absolutely nothing special in the looks department. Viggo has seen better days but I love his presence in films.
Could we get over this Fassbender business and bring back some truly beautiful men like Jonathan Rhys Meyers please
@Emma: but of course, I’ll dutifully be your fassyoda 😉 Shame played last weekend at the Montreal Film Fest and I tried to order tickets on the day they went on sale, thinking the film was underrated enough that I’d easily get tickets. But it was about the only movie that was sold out about 2 hrs after booths opened. Completely underestimated Montreal’s capacity to appreciate the man. In a way, I’m pretty happy that he’s catching on like wildfire, even if I have to wait until December! Hope you’ll be luckier at AFI.
You can keep Fassbender, I’ll take Viggo in a heartbeat!
@hautie – well put, totally agree, Viggo all the way!
Its a fantasy, I’ll take one of each.
Viggo has always been in a class of his own. There can be only one.
@Allie: nobody is insulting the Fassman. We’re just pacefully arguing about who to bone. And anyway all you Fassdong’s lovers aren’t too nice and neat about Viggo either, so may the best win! 😀
Having said that, the Viggoness need space!
Btw reading all the comments, I think Viggo wins. Oh yeah, more Viggo please.
Viggo Mortensen still wins.
Fassbender is hot guy of the moment, pretty much like Mortensen was around the time of the Lord of the Rings trilogy…but he’s proven to be worthy of admiration and drooling ever since.
Fassbender has a long way to go until he can be put in the same category, sorry.
P.S.: I’m not feeling Fassbender’s ginger beard/brown hair weird combination either.
#43 – Kaboom. LMAO.
But on a series note, macrame blue and red striped tie? Yugh. That right there kills it. If a man cannot even look good in a suit (a nice well made suit can elevate a man), than no.
Whoops DP. How did that happen?
sure_fine_whatever – you’re 100% correct. Pitt is the male ScarJo.
^ What kind of comment is that? Eesh…
@Jackie: Judge for yourself:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPomKsOXzXI&feature=feedu
It’s really quite amazing to me how Fassbender can look hot in one photo and then in the next, perhaps taken seconds later, look strung out and cracky. Lighting? Expression? He looks hot in all these photos except the 3rd, where he looks like he’s been on a week-long bender with a vat of tequila and a bunch of women called Lindsay, Tara and Candy.
Viggo THE KING- now and forever! He is ageing but not loosing anything- he is hot, good looking, sexy, his mind is as attractive as his face and body. He has intelligence, this tender artistic soul and still a lot of uncovered things about him. He has his own class and it is difficult to compare with Viggo- even when man is young and handsome. Viggo is just something more. From me- vote for Viggo- for one night and all nights . We can dream ladies, can we?
They are both hot and totally gifted actors!