Daniel Smith died about a month, and his mother had plenty of time to stage a mock wedding and work out lucrative deals with photo agencies. One thing Anna Nicole Smith hasn’t done, however, is find time to hold a funeral and burial for her tragically departed 20 year-old son.

Friends and family held a memorial service for him in Mexia, TX this weekend, where he lived as a young child. Of course Anna didn’t attend. Her ex husband, who is not Daniel’s father, was there and friends remembered Daniel as a happy, playful child.

Meanwhile Bahamian authorities have come to the US to continue their investigation into Daniel’s untimely death. They interviewed doctors to try and figure out how Daniel obtained the lethal antidepressant and methadone combination that resulted in an accidental drug interaction. They say they have not found evidence of criminal activity, but considering that Anna Nicole’s ex boyfriend claims she’s a methadone addict it seems they just as easily could have stayed home and interviewed Anna and Howard to figure out what happened.

Anna Nicole is trying to fast-track her residency application to the Bahamas by bribing the government to the tune of $10,000. She sent a check to the Bahamian immigration minister in the hope of obtaining citizenship as soon as possible. It’s unknown why she would do this, but it probably has something to do with Larry Birkhead’s paternity claim on her newborn. Unwed fathers have almost no rights to their children in the Caribbean.

Two more men besides Larry Birkhead and Howard K. Stern have claimed to be the father of Anna Nicole’s newborn, Dannielynn, but it is thought they are speaking out for publicity reasons.

Anna Nicole’s tragic trashtastic tale is the story that just keeps on giving.

Daniel’s body is still in the Bahamas awaiting word from Anna as to what to do. If I’m jumping the gun by calling her irresponsible for not burying him yet let me know. She could be in denial or something, but it seems uncaring to not have taken care of matters by now.