Kris Humphries & Kim Kardashian release dueling pleas for sympathy

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I’m sure this will be one of twenty million Kim Kardashian-related posts today, so just bear with all of us. Yesterday, as everybody on planet earth knows, Kim Kardashian filed for divorce after “making it work” for a grueling 72 days. I should point out that this is the advice I gave Kim last week – that if everything stayed in the holding pattern of “Kim is miserable, Kris Humphries is such a douche,” everybody was going to get bored with them, so they needed to just split up officially. So… it looks like Kim took my advice? Perhaps. Here’s some other stuff that happened, in convenient bullet points:

*Kris Humphries released a statement after Kim announced that she was filing for divorce. The statement read: “I love my wife and am devastated to learn she filed for divorce. I’m committed to this marriage and everything this covenant represents. I’m willing to do whatever it takes to make it work.” Ooooh, somebody’s playing it for sympathy!

*Kim is going to be traveling a lot in the next few weeks. She’s in Australia right now and then she’s going to be in Atlanta to begin filming with Tyler Perry.

*You can read the divorce filing here. Kim filed in California, and most California divorces take a breezy 6 months to complete. So… the divorce will go on longer than the marriage.

*Kim released a statement as well. She told E! News: “After careful consideration, I have decided to end my marriage. I hope everyone understands this was not an easy decision. I had hoped this marriage was forever, but sometimes things don’t work out as planned. We remain friends and wish each other the best.”

*Kim has a pre-nup, but a potential asset fight could be looming, because Kim and Kris made so much money from their wedding. In the divorce filing, Kim listed “miscellaneous jewelry and other personal effects” and “earnings and accumulations” amassed by Kim before, during and after her marriage be confirmed as separate property. Meaning she might be trying to claim all of the wedding profits as hers alone, plus all of the jewelry that Kris “gave” her, including her 20.5 carat diamond engagement ring.

That’s all for now, but I’m sure there will be more to come!

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  1. considerit says:

    the whole thing was a hoax to make a lot of money and get even more famous. why are you all playing right into it? it would be AMAZING if all the gossip sites/shows decided to ignore them completely. AMAZING.

  2. Toot says:

    I don’t even like Kris H, but I hope gets half of everything they made off this wedding because KK is such a user.

  3. brin says:

    This just confirms what greedy famewhores these Ks are and I hope they don’t make another dime.

  4. AngelMay says:

    Their marriage was certainly a business deal, but I think Kris H is backing out earlier than planned because he can’t deal with the humiliation.

    And lawd, she looks awful in those mauve pants.

  5. meesarb says:

    i know and believe kim it girl who only want to be in news and front page it all about make other look at her and make money she just in to thing nothing more is only look of surgery she never can live with anyman big ass and boob it silicone face lips nothing natural
    i don,t like her she never can live with any man she think she it something but for me she only surgery girl and money talk

  6. Vanessa says:

    I knew she was a famewhore but am still disappointed and disgusted that she chooses to make a mockery of marriage. Some people are in love and arent allowed to get married and she does this? Disgusting.
    Also, there was a blind item recently, about a reality star who’s goal it is to be married more times than Liz Taylor. Hmmm.
    I loathe all the Kardashians.

  7. Jackie says:

    how do these people sleep at night. ugh. i wish they would just go away already.

    #1 – that would be so great! let’s boycott…ok, i pledge this will be my one and only comment on these people. pinky swear.

  8. gee_gee says:

    He looks like an overgrown Taylor Lautner. And I don’t mean that as a complement.

  9. Launicaangelina says:

    Total scam from the start. She wanted a wedding just to receive attention and get paid.

  10. Addie says:

    This guy looks like a giant kid next to Kim, I mean she has aged herself with surgery after surgery, and he is fresh face and young looking.

    He really seems to have been blindsided by this family, probably because he is not too intellegent/business savy.

    Hope he gets good lawyers and walks away with something decent.
    His parents seem like really soild, in love,good and simple people, I’m sure they will be there for him. Too bad they were exposed to such fame whores.

  11. gamblea says:

    I honestly would give 200 hits a day to a post titled, this is a ban kk’s fakery day.

  12. Quest says:

    The only thing the Kardashians know and love is MONEY and FAME.

    Even Mama K is now looking to cash in with a tell all book inclusive of her opinions of OJ Simpsons verdict.

    *clicking my ruby red slippers while saying*

    I want them disappear, foreverrrrrrr.

  13. Old School Woman says:

    Must agree with most posts here. This is a calculated FARCE! Does this family have no morals when it comes to making a buck. Also, who is to say that Kris H was not on board all along with this. Her mom is one greedy B-TCH! I feel for all those who attended her SHAM of a wedding and all who gave gifts to these two FAME W-ORES! If there is an ounce of decency in their bones they should give the 10 mil they collected from the wedding and the gifts to charity. This still will not put them in good standards with a NORMAL person(not her insane fans), but would at least do something good for those less fortunate.

  14. Hautie says:

    I am also getting a vibe that something is not on the up and up with this sudden divorce.

    When is the new show starting? The one with them as a newly married couple.

    I find it hard to believe that this whole “divorce” is not tied to the promotion of the show of them being newlyweds.

    If there is one thing that these girls know is how to promote. And I am beginning to see this as a E! PR campaign to bring attention to the new season of that show they just filmed in NYC.

    And I don’t believe Kris Jenner has not planned all this out for the maximum exposure for the new show. She is not about to let Kim get a divorce if it isn’t about cashing in.

  15. Sue says:

    PATHETIC!!!!

  16. whitedaisy says:

    Kardashians are trash.
    Hope he has a decent attorney; she will want it ALL.

  17. Venefica Delirium says:

    I’d like to ask people who oppose gay marriage if they think this is anymore “sacred” than a gay couple in love that wants to get married.

    By the way, she looks more and more like a chicken everyday.

  18. bigchili says:

    I haven’t watched any of their shows and have can’t understand the appeal they have, so I’m really hoping this farce of a wedding turns enough people off that they go away. Their 15 minutes has to be about up, right???

  19. Lisa says:

    @Vanessa- She kept mentioning ET on her wedding special so obviously this blind item is about her. KH isn’t really hurt though b/c you could tell he really wasn’t feeling her too much. Poor thing he should’ve seen the signs, why does he think Reggie Bush didn’t put a ring on it and Miles Austin only hit it and quit it. Miles Austin gets points because he dogged her.

  20. Zelda says:

    BOYCOTT!!!
    you’ve done it before, Celebitchy staff, and like gossip superheroes we need you now, to once again swoop in and wipe famewhoring from this site!
    If anyone deserves to be left with herself, at this point it’s KKK.

    BOYCOTT!!!

    (stop feeding the Kardashian and it will go away)

  21. Kriss says:

    Ignore them – the biggest punishment for them. We have to stop feed the monsters.

  22. JulieM says:

    Please make it stop! How disgusting. She probably broke a nail trying to make it work.

    ITA with the comments on same sex marriage; still illegal in most states. Yet these morons can get married and divorced every six months. What a mockery; what a fraud.

  23. Dorothy says:

    This whole thing has made the Kardashians as a whole look like total users and famewhores. This will turn out to be a very bad move for them. They used a marriage for ratings and money. It doesn’t get much slimier than that. They showed their true colors on this one.

  24. francesca says:

    What is it exactly about his face that makes him look so DUMB??

  25. april says:

    I hope Kris gets paid something for the money made off the wedding.

  26. Marjalane says:

    It goes without saying that the Kardashian army is loathsome, but you know who I really detest these days? That bastard Ryan Seacrest. This whole thing was foisted on America by him. It occurs to me that if the Gov’t can declare certain foods and cigarettes are deadly for you, they ought to slap a big, “brain rotting” label all over the E network. (except for The Soup, of course)

  27. Old School Woman says:

    @Hautie – couldn’t agree more.@bigchili- from your lips to God’s ear!@Zelda-you are correct, but that should also include all of us who are posting. We are perpetrating her FRAUD!. This is my last post on this P-SSED ON B-TCH! I will not only talk the talk, but will walk the walk. I’m done with these LOWLIFES and will not add to their INCOME by posting. Out of sight, Out of mind!!!!!

  28. Hanna says:

    That first picture is hilarious! She looks like a blow up doll…

  29. Dawn says:

    There is absolutely no redemption for KK and her family. This clan worships at the alter of fame and money is their god. However there are people out there who refuse to believe that she found a dupe to marry because she wanted attention and that is scary. Until we get rid of people who believe that there is anything decent about this family they will not leave our television sets and will continue to make more and more money for being faux celebrities. As for Kris Humphries, he will be fine. He will never be duped again and he will find a woman who is taller with a smaller butt who will actually love him. But I hope he outs them for the fakes they are at every turn.

  30. Nanea says:

    Why would anyone still want to keep up with the Kartrashians?

    Kan’t SeaKrest be made to go away with them, please?

  31. valleymiss says:

    I know that by writing this comment I am part of the problem by participating and giving attn to anything Kardashian. But this will be my only post on them.

    1. I know Seacrest is an idiot, but America chooses to watch the show and give the Kardashians huge ratings.

    2. This is making me long for the Paris Hilton days, and that’s saying a lot.

    3. I agree 100% with those who say this was all staged. I believe it was, and that KH was in on it. There’s too much that doesn’t add up. KK tells TMZ (or excuse me, a “source” does) that part of the reason she’s angry is cuz KH hired a Hollywood publicist…but the same source says another reason KK had to file was because KH wants to live a quiet life in Minnesota. Well, which one is it? Was KH “chasing fame” or does he hate all the fame? Hey Kris Jenner and KK, get your stories straight before you run to tmz!

    4. This sham makes me sad for gays, who can’t get married bc marriage among heteros is such a sacred covenant! And this makes me sad for KK’s legion of young female fans, who actually think of this dipshit as a role model. At first I thought it was really cool that a dark-featured Armenian girl had crawled over barbie doll Paris Hilton to get to the top of the heap…and I know she has many ethnic young girl fans who looked up to her (sex tape or no sex tape! Lol).

  32. Cherry Rose says:

    Well, let’s be thankful that any other wedding that Kim wants to have, the public interest in it will be considerably lower than her wedding to Kris H. So there’s one good thing about this.

    I’m pretty sure Kim’s lining up auditions for her next victim, i mean boyfriend.

  33. poopie says:

    he actually says : “….AND EVERYTHING THIS COVENANT REPRESENTS…” COME ON ! hahhahhahahha.. this guy couldn’t even SPELL the word. he’s a joke and got PUNK’D by the SPECIAL K’s !!!!! they are ALL losers…..

  34. Joanne says:

    A while back I saw a promo for ‘Kims’ show. (I have never watched it.) It showed Kim going on about how she will cope with work once she had kids in school, or something like that. Kris told her that by then she will be a no body and not to worry about it. That cracked me up.
    So from that 5 second sound bite I am team Kris.

  35. theaPie says:

    A 20 Karat engagement ring? That is just gross.

  36. Tristyn says:

    This bitch and her pimp of a mother.completely scammed and lied all for personal gain .DUH!!!!
    The “wedding” was a sham the marriage was a sham their immoral asses are shams…I truly hope this a beginning to a end and people see threw there bullshit scams…

  37. ShanKat says:

    You can go now, Herp Derp.

    I wonder which of them will be on “The Bachelor/ette”?

  38. Abby says:

    Disgusting. The Kardashians have made millions being whiny, ridiculous, materialistic famewhores but this marriage hoax is the tip of the iceberg. I hope this little PR stunt backfires and is what finally sinks their greedy money making ship forever.

  39. logan says:

    Oh, please this was a plot cooked up by mommy Kris K. Now on to more pressing business of the day, scrubbing the toilet.
    Wish I could boycott the show, but don’t watch it.

  40. Ladybird83 says:

    Let’s just start referring to what she is, a pornstar fame whore. Can we really just have a boycott month? Year? Eternity? When are we gonna stop caring about these celebrities who cry wolf? Oh, look I am getting married…jk. They should be sued by every tabloid and every wedding guest for fraud.

  41. considerit says:

    guys, not posting won’t get the message across or make a difference. we can’t click on kardashian stories or links. that’s what counts on these sites, and is the way to get a message across.

  42. cmc says:

    I don’t believe they’re getting divorced. I think we are looking at Heidi and Spencer 2.0- this will be part of the show, he’ll beg her to come back to him, they’ll make it work, and we’ll get “We worked it out!” magazine covers.

    Bravo, Kim. Cash your check.

  43. eileen says:

    I’ve never seen this show, hate these girls and wish they’d take a flying leap. How on God’s Green Earth did this b!tch get famous by getting pissed on?? There’s not one talent to be had by any of them. Please make it stop.

  44. the.princess.leia says:

    I find it funny that KK is pissed because KH hired a Hollywood publicist and apparently was just using her/the situation for fame…..Isn’t that exactly what she did to Paris Hilton & Ray J?

  45. Harley says:

    I official hate this useless twat. She tried to make it work? Does this bitch even know the meaning of that word?! I sincerely hope that her making a mockery of marriage turns the public off to her and marks the beginning of the end of her and her pathetic famewhore family.

  46. Linnie says:

    I bet they signed a contract with the network that produces the show and lived out the terms of the contract. Is there a worse term for whoring yourself out? Is there really a descriptive phrase that illustrates the lengths these people will go to? So pathetic. So useless.

  47. CJW says:

    You can tell from how many “I” statements there are in Kim’s press release just who and what she is “committed” to.

  48. Hausfrau says:

    The nipple-area tailoring on the tan dress in the first pic. *shakes head*

  49. Amy says:

    I’m probably the only one, but I feel sorry for Kris Humphries. They did start dating away from the cameras and I’m sure he thought he could handle it once he got involved in the Kardashian mess he finds himself in. I think he thinks things would calm down after the wedding and I’m sure Kris pressured him into proposing to Kim just so they would get better ratings for E. He seems like a decent guy that Kim just used for fame.

  50. Nev says:

    I can’t help but think that this is the new modern soap opera and we will all never stop watching it, because it is good television. Real or not, scripted or reality it will keep pulling everyone in because it is good tv. We can cuss them all we want to at each move but no of us will stop watching r change the channel. We all knew she was spoiled, even the most spoiled of the three sisters…all you have to do is watch the show. And we loved watching it. She will calm down and they will either withdraw the divorce and reunite….then we all tune in for the new season….Wanna bet?

  51. Aqua says:

    So now that they have made a profit off of the wedding,how much more money do you think they will profit off of their divorce?

  52. Nev says:

    soap opera at its best…better than dynasty or all my children…wanna bet nobody will stop watching no matter how much we are cussing them now?

  53. Victoria says:

    don’t use the gay marriage platform as a way to come at heteros because hollywood does not represent how any of us view marriage. besides, melissa ethridge got married then tried to use prop eight as a reason why she shouldn’t have to support her ex. hypocrite.

    kk and family are parasites .

  54. Lizzard says:

    I hope she has to give back the 17 million she made off of her wedding. Like we never saw this coming from a mile away! The second they got married people have been reporting about a break up, it was all scripted, it had to have been. IN the 72 days of their marriage being in tact and the 17 million they made, they calculated that equals about $10,000 AN HOUR of marriage! It’s gross. I hope this is the end of her 15 minutes. It’s happened to everyone at some point.

  55. palermo says:

    I think their “big plan” is backfiring, cause all the fans seems to be pretty disgusted with the Kartrashians right now.

  56. Lady D says:

    Jackie (?) #7. Sorry, I can’t see your name, but don’t you think a middle finger swear would be more appropriate, considering who we’re discussing?

  57. OXA says:

    I would like to see the K&K Wedding where it belongs, on Comedy Central .

  58. J O'C says:

    I went to the grocery store this morning and was shocked to see that this divorce has already made the cover of two magazines! How is that possible? She just announced it yesterday. There was no time to write, print, distribute and display those magazines in less than 24 hours.

    Seriously, WTF?

  59. Suzy from Ontario says:

    Dorothy, I believe you are right. I think this’ll backfire on them bigtime. This was too blatant a lie, too over the line making a mockery of love and marriage. I hope their ratings drop bigtime! They are disgusting.

    It kills me how Kim got angry when Kris said something about how she could’ve just switched anyone into “her” wedding but he was right. I don’t know how much of a role he originally agreed to or if he was blindsided, but the whole thing looks worst for the Kardashians. The whole wedding was all about Kim and what she wanted…not about a celebration of love and commitment.

    The far right is always going on about how gay marriage threatens the very foundations of marriage as an institution. Frankly, it’s people making a mockery of marriage, not taking it or the vows of marriage seriously that really hurts it, not committed gay couples who truly love each other and genuinely want to be together.

    To simply use marriage as a way to make money and get ratings and get on magazine covers? They really make me ill. What a huge and utter waste of money that could’ve done so much good in the world. This family is such a waste of air. What have they done to earning all this money? What achievements? What good in the world? Why are they famous? For having sex on camera and spending obscene amounts of money and acting like spoiled, entitled idiots? What is wrong with this society that it’s people like that that are making millions of dollars? And that church of theirs is a total joke…just another way to duck being taxed and keeping the money for themselves. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a family so selfish and self-absorbed. Oh wait…Dina and Lindsay…Courtney Stodden and her pathetic manager/mom… Too many examples these days. 🙁

  60. The Original Mia says:

    I want to co-sign Marjalane’s post. I blame Secrest. I wish the world would turn on Kim K & that hideous show of hers, but I doubt it.

  61. Denise says:

    He does not have a job; Kim should do the decent thing and give him the ring and the other expensive jewelery back to him. She does not need the money, but he sure will. This publicity will not help his career.

  62. Relli says:

    So in the vein of Kaiser’s theory that Sportscenter is gossip TV for men, i discussed this with my husband last night. So i gave him this highlights, because of sportscenter he knew about Reggie and agreed that she was SUPER into him but he would NEVER marry her because of his mama and shes a slore. Then i told him of the shopping for a husband, the Italian ball player, which he also agreed she was looking for an international fame angle. Then he asked me why she only dates athletes, i explained mama pimp Kris and her own desires of fame and then he said the funniest thing……

    Well she is goign to have to start picking from a different pool of men because she is has been passed around too much in the pro athlete pool and no one lookign for that family friendly image is going to want that. I said well funny you should mention that becuase i think she trying to move into bigger circles…. eh hem Vikram Chatwal

  63. Cheyenne says:

    There is something seriously screwed up in a society which thinks gay people make a mockery of marriage but some worthless famewhore doesn’t.

  64. Orange Cone says:

    Kris H. should sue the Kuntrashians for FRAUD!! Serious.

  65. Blue says:

    Well everyone saw that coming, i thought they would at least make it a year but I mean she was on the front of magazine by herself on her wedding day. When other celeb couples get married and sell the pics they are both in the picture. She was all posing by herself grinning like a big dummy.

  66. sam says:

    You know there were a lot of photos with kim gazing at kris H adoringly and I cant help but feel that there were some feelings. I do think however that Kim got caught up in wanting to be wanted and loving being loved. She saw how Kris and Bruce got married quickly and made it work, and then Khloe and Lamar and thought – “yep I can do that too”. Turns out its just not that easy.

    That said I also think that Kris Jenner had a lot to do with setting it up, and probably pushing the idea on the couple. She and Kim will have worked out all the business side of things and I think once the whole thing started that Kim would have seen no way out. In the past I have read and heard interviews with Kim where she clearly seems to have some strong ideas about love, family and marriage. I think she’s a girl who doesnt believe in waiting.

    The little bits of the wedding special that I saw showed that both Kim and Kris were clearly not ready for marriage. Neither of them could agree on anything, and had no strategy as a couple for dealing with their conflict and no plan for their life as a couple.

    Is there an element of fame whoring here? Absolutely.

    Do I think Kim genuinely wanted this to work, and is it sad that this has happened? Yes.

    Whats the moral of the story? We the viewers need to go outside and enjoy some sunshine in the real world and enjoy the beauty of our own lives.

  67. Swah Hockey says:

    This whole thing is a big, scripted sham. It couldn’t be more obvious, either. The “wedding” was a made-for-TV event, totally fake like Kim’s entire life. The loot has already been divided, the phony news items about this & that are all part of the hustle. It’s high time that people stop following this circus clown and her idiotic family around showering them with the attention they crave, they do nothing to merit any of it. Why does anyone care about a superficial plastic tramp and who she sleeps with or what she wears?

  68. Joe's Mom says:

    How could anybody be a fan of this greedy, evil family? They don’t care about reputation, as long as they get the money and goods. I think Kris H. was duped and lied to about what was going on, and when he objected and was bugging for a “normal” life, she thought “she didn’t deserve that crap”, and dumped him. Love him? I bet she could never even stand to be touched by him! She probably thinks she “earned” that ring. He needs to sue her for fraud, and ask for attorney fees. Just because he was dumb doesn’t mean he deserves to have all his assets depleted by her (i.e., the hugest diamond of them all), and then get kicked to the curb while she is millions ahead. I want to see that pre-nup. If that thing states all the community assets acquired during the marriage are her separate property, it’s obvious this was a well-planned rip off of her husband, and everyone else. If I were Kris H., I would have to be restrained at this point.

  69. dahlia1947 says:

    I can’t stand Kim anymore! I think her an dher mother are two of a kind. I wish Bruce would divorce her as# and take his two girls with him! Just take them far far away from these evil freaks.

  70. Bernice says:

    It would be fitting if en masse everyone unfollowed the kardashians on twitter. I can’t believe anyone cares about these fame seekers.

  71. MellaYella says:

    Dorothy said it all.

  72. bokchoi says:

    Once upon a time, a dullard married a whore…

  73. anonymoose says:

    The tide is turning on Ol’ SpiderEyes and her krappy klown family at last!

    Loving the backlash! Kick ’em to the kurb!

    Soon the insufferable dullards will be gone from mass media and we can carry on in snarky peace.

    It’s oh so sad when 2 dollarsign-crossed lovers can’t make it work. What hope is there for the rest of us?

    And all of that couples counseling: wasted! ;-P

  74. Joe's Mom says:

    @dahlia1947: Seriously. I’ve wondered so many times what the heck was up with Bruce Jenner and their blatant mistreatment of him! Have they had him lobotomized?

  75. Jover says:

    First, a single pathetic instance is not an argument for against gay marriage – these fake slimeballs are only an example of how low the junk celebrity “culture” can go. The real question is will enough of the media – talk shows, mags, fashion events, etc. – ignore them now they know they have been played big time. If so the Kartrashian empire will collapse and KK can look forward to her career as a Vivid Vixen; otherwise, we’ll still have this trash inflicted on us. Yes, marjalane, i once like Ryan Seacrest when I watched AI, but my eyes have been opened on this greedy turd.

  76. Ana says:

    I can see already Kris H. next year on the cover of some weekly magazine, with a pretty girl-next-door looking girl in his arms,titled “I Found TRUE Love”.

  77. serena says:

    Ohh and I was waiting for some kat-faced babies *sigh

  78. Emma says:

    Anyone seen the movie ‘Blood Diamond?’ And I present to you one that is 20.5 carats. Thanks for supporting the conflict, Kardashians.

  79. Kim says:

    No class losers!!! They should give every wedding gift back and pay back all the suppliers who gave them free stuff. Including the piece of glass ring! They are both losers- he was in on the arranged marriage from the get go and she has always been pure classless trash – never forget how this girl got “infamous” people!

  80. Diane says:

    I’m hoping lil Kimmy and her old bag of a pimp/mother are in for a rude awakening. I think they’ve overestimated the willingness of the American public, especially those dumb enough to buy into their fantasy world, to be played for fools by a family of money-grubbing trollops. If any false idols deserve tearing down, it’s this family.

  81. JulieM says:

    Victoria @ 53: If you think that Hollywood morality does not exist elsewhere in the US, look at the divorce statistics all throughout the south. Red state divorce rates and teen pregnancy rates are higher than blue states. You may not like that, but there it is.

    So Melissa Etheridge tried to get out of responsibility for her same sex partner. What does that prove? That gays can make the same mistakes that straights do? So what?

  82. dena says:

    This skank should be put out to pasture.

  83. JaneWonderfalls says:

    @Venefica Delirium: I agree! I wondered the same thing. She’s a dumb whore and I was watching Wendy Williams today and she stated that Kris and Kim made a reported 18million dollars for their wedding, I guess with promotions and advertisers. If Reggie Bush is smart he will realize he dodged a serious bullet. He would be a fool if he got serious with her again…Also to me I don’t think Kris is as dumb as everyone thinks. He knew exactly what he was getting into, I think he just decided this is not worth it!

  84. laura says:

    BUNCH. OF. LOSERS.

  85. TG says:

    @sam – I could agree with you about Kim seeing how her mom/svengali and Khloe’s quick marriages have been working but remember this dumb whore has been married before and she is over the age of 30 don’t forget. And she and her mom and family have a history of lies and famewhoring and litle kimmy knew she was being upstaged by her sisters so spotlight must be back on her.

  86. Julia says:

    There is absolutely no reasonable logic a former divorcee divorce her second husband after only 72 days unless you learn something very grave about him, like he is a criminal, has lied about grave things,has given you aids deliberatly, has multiple women, ect…

    Even that will lead you to look for an annulment.

    If you divorce him so shortly after the marriage not saying one single thing negative towards him, saying you will remain friends, then, I am sorry the only explanation was that it was a sham all along.

    I am pretty sure that if she had to finance that huge wedding with her own money, she would have never marry. She is just a manipulative spoiled gambler who wants to be lavished like a princess for fame and glory.

    When reality bit her, she shamelessly dumped the one she chose as the prince for her lame make beleive harlequin farytale. He had a role in it and when it was finished, like a babygirl that dump her doll who doesn’t fulfill its now obsolete purpose, she dished him too.

    It’s all about fantasy. she sells fantasy. She is out of touch. Everything is a mockery with her as long as she can gain more fame and more money.

    This marriage was even traded in some outlet as some US royalties as opposed to Princes Kate and William.

    She is just despicable.

  87. ManicPixieDreamGirl says:

    Kim Kardashian is the ultimate narcissist.

    She’s shallow, vain, selfish, manipulative, and a compulsive liar.

    Her and her greedy mother saw dollars signs and ratings gold with another Kardashian wedding. They just needed to find someone dumb and naive enough to marry her. And boy oh boy did they find him! I have never seen a bigger oaf than Kris Humphries!

    Kim did Kris a favor by divorcing him. Can you imagine what it would be like having those sharks as in-laws!?

    She’s just another phony celebrity con-artist trying to cash in on her 15 minutes of fame! No respectable man will ever marry her! But that’s ok because the only person Kim Kardashian will ever truly love is herself!

    I honestly have never had so much hate for a celebrity in all my life!

  88. Venefica Delirium says:

    Yep, Jane. I wouldn’t go as far to say this Kris Humphries character is some kind of innocent victim, but Kim Kardashian deserves it. To her, everything’s worth is determined by its monetary value. Nothing is intrinsically valuable to her. As if that starts at marriage.

    I think she’s back “in love” with Reggie Bush because he’s becoming more popular and seems to be doing very successfully. I don’t watch sports at all, nor do I go out of my way to follow this twit or anything she does, but she just makes this all too easy.

    No marriage that ever meant anything in the first place ends in running to anyone who’d listen about the divorce, nor would they announce that they’re still in love with someone who wasn’t even the person they married, but I think everyone knows that. Reggie Bush would have to be a complete moron to take her back, but I’m willing to place bets that we’ll be hearing about her “new flame” by sometime next week. Some women can’t keep men because they’re needy and not necessarily bad people, but Kim Kardashian’s just a user.

    Sleeping with her must feel like throwing a thumbtack down the grand canyon.

    MSN is my internet homepage, so it’s difficult to avoid seeing everything about this loser. I *do* find it kind of funny that the “ugly” sister is the only one who seems to be able to keep a man, or at least a functional relationship. That must piss Kim up a wall, especially because she exploits her relationship with her own sisters as well.

    @Jover: I mostly agree with you, except I think that the “Vivid Vixen” ship has already sailed. She peaked years ago, but I’m sure there are still some people out there who think this hag face is hot or even good in bed for that matter. People are gullible.

  89. CeeCee says:

    I will be very surprised if any man comes within a mile of KK in the next few years. Seriously, who’d want her after all this?

  90. Venefica Delirium says:

    @CeeCee: It really wouldn’t surprise me. People are so gullible.

  91. Michelle says:

    Actually, I would hate a boycott of all things Kardashian, especially at this time, from Celebitchy. This is the only gossip site I read, and I specially come here for their take on things, including those celebrities I don’t like. Keep it up, and do what you do best!