Now that we know Jessica Simpson is super-for-sure-preggo, people are wondering what’s up with her wedding. My theory: Jessica figured she wasn’t going to “beat” Nick Lachey to the wedding, so she “beat” him to babies, and she figured that she could have a completely separate (later) drama with the wedding, if she felt like it. Not that I’m saying that she got pregnant only to “beat” her ex-husband. I’m not saying that at all. I think she got pregnant because she couldn‘t figure out if her birth control pill would still work if she farted on it. And because she’s in love, of course. But mostly because of the farting thing (I tease because I love, ladies). Anyway, “sources” (Papa Joe) tell People Mag that Jessica is definitely planning a wedding – but it’s definitely going to be later than she originally expected:

It’s been a whirlwind year for Jessica Simpson, who became engaged to former NFL player Eric Johnson last November and recently confirmed that she’s expecting their first child.

“They’re really excited,” a source tells PEOPLE of the pregnancy. “It wasn’t something they planned per se, but it’s also not something they were trying to avoid.”

Still, it did cause the couple to put the brakes on planning their wedding, which will now probably happen after the baby is born.

“They’re both still really committed to getting married, and were both really into making decisions about what kind of wedding they wanted,” continues the source, who adds that the nuptials were originally set for this month.

“It’s just going to be at a later date now [because] they really want to enjoy this time in their lives.”

And despite tabloid reports that the couple is expecting a girl, another source confirms to PEOPLE that they don’t know the sex of their baby.

But whether they have to stock up on blue or pink onesies, “they’re both very family-oriented and having a baby is something they both wanted,” the first source says. “It’s wonderful!”

[From People]

I’ve wondered for a while if somewhere in that box of hair that Jess calls a brain, she doesn’t wonder if it’s such a good idea to lock down Eric Johnson legally. Like, I feel like I can see slowly processing what a K-Fed he is. But maybe that’s my imagination. Maybe she’s totally in lurve. We’ll see.

By the way, OK! Magazine had an interesting (fictional) story about Jessica thinking she was pregnant with twins. If only there was *SOME* way for Jessica to find out if she was having a multiple birth (“I’m farting twice as much, does that mean there are two babies?” Jess asks her gyno).

Jessica Simpson was thrilled to have a baby – until she feared she might have two! After all Jessica Simpson’s “hot mess” years — through her divorce from Nick Lachey, and humiliation at the hands of John (“she’s sexual napalm”) Mayer and Tony Romo (who reportedly dumped her in an IHOP parking lot) — it’s been heartening to see the pregnancy glow in the singer’s eyes as she and fiancé Eric Johnson prepare for parenthood.

The star had fun with her pregnancy on Halloween, Tweeting, “It’s true — I’m going to be a mummy!” along with a photo of herself in an Egyptian mummy costume, holding her bump. But behind the punny facade, insiders say that as Jess’ body grows exponentially, she’s ridden with angst.

The biggest stressor? For a time Jessica, 31, who reportedly used IVF, was concerned that she might be carrying twins — at least.

“That was scary for her,” says the source. “Jessica is a perfectionist and she was panicking that she wouldn’t be able to cram in everything she needs to do in time for the birth. “For instance, she put so much effort into making the nursery absolutely perfect — she even had it repainted three times! So when the doctor said she might be having twins, she had to rethink everything.”

IS JESS UP TO THE JOB?

Even the thought of having one baby is starting to weigh on Jessica.

“She’s totally freaking out” an insider reveals to OK!. “Now that she’s so close to the finish line, fear is setting in. She’s been so excited to be a mom — it’s been like a fairy tale, but it’s becoming real and she worries she’s not ready.”

Indeed, Jess has a laundry list of anxieties. “She’s starting to question whether or not she’ll be a good mom,” the source explains, “or if she’s going to have postpartum depression, if she’ll get her body back. She’s just in panic mode about every little detail.”

Fortunately, when Jessica seems ready to fly off the rails, her fiancé reins her in. “Thank God for Eric,” the insider tells OK!. “The guy is a rock. He can always talk Jessica off the ledge by making a cute little joke or just by telling her what an amazing mother she’ll be. And he has really proven to Jessica that he will be a great dad!”

[From OK! Magazine]

Ah, it looks like Farty did find out that she’s not having twins. Good. But seriously, I don’t buy that she’s panicking or worried. In most photos, she looks totally blissed out and happy, and she really doesn’t seem like the kind of person who gets really stressed out over anything.

Oh, and IVF? She’s what, 31? I doubt she had IVF. She probably just farted on her birth control and it was the closest thing to divine conception ever.

Photos courtesy of Jessica’s website & Fame.