Here are some photos from last night’s Avon Foundation Awards Gala. I’m only featuring Fergie and Ashley Greene, because those are the only two ladies at the event I really bothered to care about. First up: Fergie, in this pale pink dress with a sparkly jacket. The outfit is kind of meh – the pink washes her out, but it’s a pretty dress on its own. The jacket is cute too, but not with the dress. Do I have to again bitch about designers not making enough long-sleeved dresses these days?

But really, let’s talk about everything from the neck up on Fergie. We’ve discussed her alleged plastic surgery, which is ALLEGEDLY in the hundreds of thousands of dollars at this point. I’m think she’s gotten a little more done recently, because she’s looking freshly tweaked to me. But does she look better than she used to? That’s always difficult for me to talk about with Fergie, because she is spending a lot of money to transform herself into a pretty standard-issue-looking blonde Hollywood girl. She has such a great voice, and I wish she didn’t feel the need to give herself such an extreme makeover.

Next up: Ashley Greene in Donna Karan. Bitch thinks she’s Dita Von Teese, and she’s really not. I think the dress looks really cheap on her, and her hair is just wrong. You have to actually BE Dita to make this look work. On Ashley, it falls flat.

Photos courtesy of WENN.