As soon as Playboy gave Linnocent $50 and a pack of cigs, the Cracken dropped trou and started shooting ping-pong balls out of her scorched-earth biscuit. “Y’all got a camera? I’m giving you my best angle,” she said. Yes, the very second that Playboy shelled out the money, Linnocent was already posing nude. But there’s a problem! RESHOOTS. When I mentioned earlier today that LL was given a week’s leniency to turn herself into jail, I thought that the “work” the Cracken had to do for Playboy was just “additional” photo shoots. Nope. As it turns out, the mangy crack head’s first photo shoot was a Tran wreck, and Hugh Hefner demanded new photos. Oh, Crackie. How bad were those photos?!?
Lindsay Lohan was given a week to check into jail to continue her nude shoot for Playboy magazine, but RadarOnline.com has learned that her first set of photos weren’t up to the standards of the venerated men’s magazine.
“Lindsay was told that the Playboy executives wanted to go another direction with her shoot so they asked her to come back for a second time,” a source exclusively told RadarOnline.com.
“The first pictures of Lindsay weren’t exactly what they wanted so they have a new theme that they want to shoot,” the source said.
RadarOnline.com has learned that the new shoot will take place starting on Thursday, and the current plans are for Lindsay to be on the January cover of Hugh Hefner’s famous Playboy magazine.
“There is never a guarantee that everyone will like the photos or that they will be of high enough quality to use for the cover but Playboy wanted to make sure that Lindsay’s pictures were exactly what they wanted,” the source said.
[From Radar]
“The first pictures of Lindsay weren’t exactly what they wanted so they have a new theme that they want to shoot… how do I put this nicely? She’s covered in scabs, bruises and cigarette ash. She was hammered and high, and you can’t even see her pupils. She looked like one, giant, cancerous freckle. So we‘re trying again with a cracked-out Marilyn theme, maybe this won‘t be so frightening.”
Meanwhile, a “source” has gone to E! News to claim once again that the Cracken won’t be showing anything important (biscuit-related) in the shoot, but that the new photo shoot is going down today. Hef has apparently not decided on a theme thus far, but he did get LL a new photographer. We’ll be seeing the crack catastrophe in the January issue. Sigh…
Oh, and remember how Crackie was getting some-odd $400-500,000 for her modeling stint with Philipp Plein? Well, because of the most recent crackie court catastrophe, that contract could be “in jeopardy” according to Fox News. It’s because the judge said Linnocent can’t leave the country while she’s doing this latest round of probation. But Linnocent is still trying to find a way to crack hustle her way to Europe for some reason:
“Lindsay has contributed a great deal to Philipp brand and we can only hope that something can be worked out so that Lindsay will be able to make a couple of appearances that have already been planned in Europe,” Nathan Folks of Twisted Game, who facilitated the deal with business partner Cassandra Gava, told FOX411’s Pop Tarts column.
According to an inside source, however, Lohan was contracted to make an appearance in Dusseldorf, Germany as early as November 15 – which now looks to be in serious jeopardy.
“I don’t know how this is all going to play out,” said the source. “But if she doesn’t make the designated appearances, she is going to lose a whole bunch of money.”
Following her last court appearance, and faced with the high possibility she would be thrown back behind bars, Plein told us that he was continuing to stand by his model, and that it was her “unconventional, unpredictable” nature that got her the gig in the first place.
“Lohan’s image is consistent with many of the Philipp Plein brand values, that include unconventionality and controversy, with a rock and roll spirit. These elements, combined with Lohan’s talent, beauty and high visibility made her an ideal choice as the face of this young upcoming luxury brand,” he said.
[From Fox News]
Well, that’s good that Plein is all “I hired her exactly because she’s a crack monster.” At least we’re not hearing crap about “Oh, the Cracken does nothing for our precious brand, she must be fired!” If she’s getting fired for anything, it’s because she’s not taking her Traveling Beej Tour to Europe for a while.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
is the theme, “night out at the meth lab”?
Oh Jeezus. Honestly, I don’t even know what to say anymore…
Meanwhile, a “source” has gone to E! News to claim once again that the Cracken won’t be showing anything important (biscuit-related) in the shoot…
But everybody has already seen it!!! Remember the time when she used to get out of the car (and also from a boat in Venice) without wearing any underwear?
Sheesh, with all they can do with photoshopping and retouching these days, to have to have a re-shoot they must’ve been really bad! It’s funny how Dina said the shoot went really7 well. LOL! Goes to show how grounded in reality SHE is!
I hope it’s the lowest selling Playboy ever. I wish people would stop paying this girl and her family for stuff. None of them deserve it.
Must be REALLY bad, cus Photoshop can fix almost anything.
I hope they took away her passport and if she lies and says she’s going to NY and sneaks off to Europe to do this….please…please…please do not let her back in the country.
Methinks PP’s Spring 2012 line is circling the bowl for picking Lohan as the face of his brand.
Color me shocked….Again.
Theme is 40 miles of rugged road.
She won’t be showing anything important in the photos? Then it’s safe to say she won’t appear at all.
Does it even matter? They will photoshop the hell out of her anyway. People who don’t follow celebrity gossip (like my husband) will end up thinking she’s as hot as ever (yeah, he’s looking forward to buying that issue **hides face in shame**)
So the Power of Photoshop isn’t enough to make her look sufficiently decent for Playboy? What exactly has she got going on under those tacky clothes she wears? Can’t they just ZOOM her crotch and be done with it?
I hate those circle sunglasses, they look good on no one. And dear lord, I feel sorry for the photographer that has to see her biscuit. *shudders*
Theme is: Ridden hard and put up wet.
Lets hope this “new” direction includes bringing back her auburn hair. (That blonde hair is ghastly in every photograph.)
Haha- ouch. I’m totally going to buy her Playboy issue though… it will probably be a collector’s item about 8 months from now when she’s dead. (that’s a horrible thing to say and I don’t really mean it, but you know…)
Yeah, if they are beyond photoshopping, they must be really crack awful.
Theme: High End Gutter Dweller.
“Lohan’s image is consistent with many of the Philipp Plein brand values” WTF do they sell? Crack pipes? Homemade meth kits?
Even for “The Cracken,” this is such BAD NEWS!!! Hell, two years ago Linds could’ve walked in there & given Playboy EXACTLY what they wanted in JUST A ONE-DAY PHOTO-SHOOT!!! It could’ve been JUST ONE DAY because, once upon a time….Crackie WAS beautiful. Emphasis on the word WAS.
It’s quite difficult to screw up/mess up what God gave us all at a young age naturally. Nonetheless, Crackie is STILL YOUNG, yet she’s managed to RAVAGE her looks through CONTINUOUS drinking and drug use.
Wow, oh wow, OH WOW….I dunno about the rest of you, but the stark fact that even Playboy w/all their arsenal of tools (photogs, photo-shop, lighting) can’t manage to come up w/beautiful pics (they can’t settle for less), is quite unnerving and disturbing.
I would imagine seeing The Cracken in person would be traumatic. This is really not good AT ALL!!!
Bwwwhahahahaaaa, Crackie’s crack is so gross and nasty the photo shop team threw up their hands and said “WTF is this and what are we suppose to do with it, we aren’t miracle workers here?” Those poor photographers and everyone else who seen her naked, I hope Hef remembers them at Christmas.
I’m sure she’ll look gret actually. That’s something Playboy knows how to do.
I suspect the problem is with marketing not photoshop.
Playboy is supposed to have great, experienced photographers. If they are using a different photographer for the second shoot, the first one might have refused to shoot that mess again. Rejected!
I’m waiting to hear that the Playboy Photoshop artists refuse to retouch her photographs. It’s difficult to make even “Playboy class” out of trash.
Jaysus, it must have been bad! She has def screwed with and lost her looks badly!
What the heck were playboy doing in the first place?!?!
Tho I swear a few years ago, Linnocent rejected a playboy shoot coz she was a serious actress…now this is the only job she can get (apart from hooking) and even now they have to reshoot – not looking gd at all
I can’t believe you typed out “crack catastrophe” instead of saying “cracktastrophe”. Miss opportunity.
It is a bad day when naked pictures are so tacky that the Playboy has to reshot. Maybe they should just photoshop jailbars on her cracked out vag
I saw a commercial the other night of a black spiced rum called The Kraken, and their tag-line is “Release the Kraken”.
In addition, Kraken “are legendary sea monsters of giant proportions”…
Discuss!
Regarding the Philipp Plein photo shoot – HELLLOOOO?? I said this ages ago: how the hell was she able to leave the country anyway? And as for the use of the word “values” in connection with the Cracken – pure contradiction in terms.
I heard the requirement as that she not leave the country or the state without permission. I’m sure she’ll get it and then she can carry on the 2011 European Crackenhor BJ Tour.
I bet part of the reason it had to be reshot was that she was standing or sitting up in the photos and nothing could be done with photoshop to fix the sag factor. The new ones will have to be her laying about draping things over herself “artfully” and “tastefully”.
You know, the Cracken probably can shoot ping pong balls out of her biscuit. It’s the only thing her mother ever taught her.
Bess, she can blow smoke rings out of her manhole also. Bravo!
@Smokey: IDK…that’s not what I heard the judge to say and understood from her sentencing. She has to have permission to leave the state for work or for family visits if the probation office okays it in advance. I understood no leaving the country at all.
“Can’t they just ZOOM her crotch and be done with it?”
No, no, silly Jackson, the “Girls of the CDC Quarantine Zone” is traditionally the March issue.
Lol, what happened? I guess that Cracky demanded a ‘Im just like Marilyn’ fotoshoot and Hef saw the result, wasnt having any of it, overruled and demanded a reshoot
Yes, they could’ve fixed it with Photoshop but there was some objection from “her people” when Playboy decided the easiest solution was to paste her face of 3 years ago on another model’s body.
I still feel kinda bad for her. I know at some point she has to grow up and take responsibility for her actions. But she had no chance of a normal life with parents like Dina and Michael. They are enablers who will push their daughter into doing anything for money. Dina is essentially Lindsay’s pimp. This girl was not brought up with a good foundation and that will affect how her entire life will play out. I think Lindsay is almost embracing an early death since she sees herself as the 21st century’s version of Marilyn Monroe. Maybe in her mind she thinks doing a Playboy shoot and dying young from booze and drugs will make her into a legend like Marilyn.
I clicked on the judge beating his daughter link, I could not even finish watching the video it was so sick. People have opinions on spanking your kid, this was NOT spanking, this was using a thick belt to beat her legs, back, bottom all the while swearing while saying if she doesn’t lie on her stomach he’ll “beat her f*cking face”.
It is sick what happens in some homes and what kids have to deal with. They are kids, they can’t leave. It seriously made me sick to watch that video.
Thanks for the clarification OhMyMy. I thought she had to have permission for either leaving the state or leaving the country but I must have misheard the judge. That WILL put a dent in her crack hustle!
I bet she tries to get permission to leave the country anyway and leaves and claims she misunderstood or something and nothing will happen to her anyway.
” the mangy crack head’s first photo shoot was a Tran wreck.”
Tran wreck… Bwwaaahhhhaaaaa!
Incredulous (8) – LOL. omg… funny.
I opted the “find” feature on my browser to see how many times “cracK’ has been used thus far in this post and comments. 31 – for some reason that seems like a low number.
Scorched-earth biscuit! LMAO!
Seriously, I bet the Playboy pics will come out looking more like oil paintings than photographs. Push the Photoshop dial up to “almost crashes your computer”, gentlemen.
I’m done pitying this girl. At this point, I’m just enjoying all the uses of the word “crack” you come up with when talking about Linnocent! 😀 And I also can’t wait for this first batch of pics to be leaked! That’d be a grand Christmas present 🙂
Totally agree with Hautie – the bleached hair ruins every picture. It doesn’t shine and it’s a horrible tone. Looks dead.
Also, I can’t get over the glasses. I wore some just like that for the entirety of the 80s. They can’t be coming back.
Linnocent is so scarred up and rough, the pics were probably too porny for Playboy standards and had to be reshot by an edgy fashion photographer who could soften up the rough edges.
there goes Playboy….
Playboy’s photoshop experts can’t make it presentable? Hahaha. So, it’s true…you can’t make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear. How humiliating.
@SCREEEE
I’m thinking more like airbrush.
Posed with a barbarian.
On the side of a van somewhere in El Segundo.
I wanna see the crap pictures!
Playboy is the “Master of Airbrushing” or Photoshop cant even fix her? yikes!!
of course they had to reshoot. Can’t do much with what they’re working with. Shakes head at why they’ve got her in the first place. Playboy ain’t what it used to be.
@Rio: If you could email your contact for that van thing to Lilo I’m sure she’d really, really, really appreciate it.
Ha! Too funny.
Orange Cone:
Hey! I LIKE the Kraken Spiced Rum! I bought some the other day and made a Dr. pepper and rum drink with it. Now about whether I like the Cracken on the other hand….not so much…..
And come to think of it…Im already done with work today and finished all my out-of -the-house errands and its only 2:30, think I might make myself a drink and start my evening a little early….Cheers!
Call the folks at Guinness: Linnocent is the first model ever to work in Playboy whom they brought back and reshot with MORE CLOTHES ON. She is too disgusting to even look at. She probably cracked (see what i did there?) all the lenses of the first photographer, thus making it impossible for him to do the reshoot.
This story brings me joy.
Update
Days of CS/PSYCHOtherapy Sessions
DawningRed – 14/4
shoeaddict – 19/6
Ruby Red – 16/4
Cathy – 16/4
Smokey – 12/3
Happy:
I agree
@Jackson I was thinking the same thing. Than again I wondered what playboy was expecting?
Part I of the story, the reshoot:
The problem folks is she is soo unattractive with the scorched weave, inflamed nostrils, bugged out crack eyes, inflated duck lips, low hangin tits, saggy freckled ass, not to mention the cuts, scabs, and crabs that not even photoshop can erase what the camera has seen.
Remember, these photoshop ladies and gentlemen at Playboy are not use to photoshopping the neighorhood crack whore. They’re use to something close to ‘perfection’. These girls are stunning and georgeous, not much photoshop is needed. These people never knew what hit em.
They can shoot, reshoot, and reshoot again and they we never achieve the ‘Playboy’ standard their trying to achieve. Never!
Part II of the story, Phil is fvcked:
“Lindsay has contributed a great deal to Philipp brand and we can only hope that something can be worked out so that Lindsay will be able to make a couple of appearances that have already been planned in Europe.”
Uh, LL has ‘contributed’ nothing but BAD publicity. If this new P.O. or the judge lets her go to Germany to party and collect a fee for doing so, I will fvckin scream. And she will too, you wait and see, she will somehow con the P.O. or judge, she always does.
“According to an inside source, however, Lohan was contracted to make an appearance in Dusseldorf, Germany as early as November 15 – which now looks to be in serious jeopardy. I don’t know how this is all going to play out,” said the source. “But if she doesn’t make the designated appearances, she is going to lose a whole bunch of money.”
I hope cousin Phillip didn’t pay upfront, because he will NEVER see that money again. Don’t bother passing me a crying towel. Had she done her CS and therapy, starting in April when sentenced, she wouldn’t be in this mess and would have been OFF FORMAL probation and free to HOOK all over the world, collecting a nice check in the meantime. Oh well, too bad for Crackie, so sad.
Madisyn,
If this judge allowed the Crackie to postpone her 30 minute stay in jail for another week to re-shoot the Playboy photos, she’d probably be okay will allowing Linnocent to go to Europe for “work”. Hopefully this new PO won’t be as easily charmed by the Cracken & Shawn as Judge Stephanie.
Also, why is LA county still trying to rehabilitate a person who has no interest or sees no need to change her life? Surely there are other “down-and-out” cases in LA who would readily accept the help and do the work that’s required without tons of excuses like the Crackie. Expend this kind of effort on that person and not Lohan.
The Crackie will end up violating some portion of the judge’s orders by the January court date and we will through all of this again. The judge will “huff and puff” and the Crackie will still walk out a free woman.
Hey, her teeth will look better this go-round. However, PB needs to find some collagen filler for her sunken labia.
I wouldn’t want to buy anything by a designer that purposely picks a crack whore for his advertising campaign but there are people who will just because they now recognize the brand name. I’d never heard of Philipp Plein before so I suppose the statement “there’s no such thing as bad publicity” might be true in his case.
In an exclusive report, we present the minutes from the Playboy Photoshoot meeting between Hugh Hefner and Dr. Visine Whackett, who was in chagre of photoshopping the Lyndzie pictures.
DR. VISINE: Okay, Mr. Hefner, here’s the photos of that cheap prostitute you wanted for the January pictorial.
HUGH HEFNER: I thought we were doing a pictorial of Lyndzie Lohan?
V: Same thing.
HH: (Looking at photos) I see. Well, who is THIS person then? She looks like a two-dollar homeless crack whore with a cheap bleach hair job who belongs at a donkey show.
V: That’s Lyndzie, sir.
HH: Oh. What about this picture then? This looks like a good picture of Lyndzie.
V: No sir, that’s an actual donkey. I took my family to the zoo over the weekend.
HH: You’re sure it’s a donkey? It has better teeth than Lyndzie.
V: Oh, Lyndzie forgot to put her teeth in when we were taking that picture.
HH: What kind of look were we going for in this picture here?
V: Yes, that was one a security guard took of her doing meth in the parking lot.
HH: This picture looks really nice.
V: Yes, I photoshopped a picture of Emma Stone over her face, and then I photoshopped in a picture of Heidi Klum over her body.
HH: (Looking over a group of pictures) What kind of story were you trying to tell here?
V: I thought we’d play off Lyndzie’s CS work in the morgue, so I shot her with a bunch of mannequins dolled up like corpses.
HH: Which one is Lyndzie? They all look like corpses to me.
V: This one, sir. The one on her knees giving a beej to the corpse holding a baggie.
HH: Well, none of these will do. Call in the has-been, we need to re-shoot. (looking over two more photos) What are these?
V: Uh, those are from the security cameras also. This one is her entering the studio that morning, and the other one is her leaving it for the day.
HH: But she doesn’t have any jewelry on as she’s entering, where’d she get all the stuff she’s wearing when she left? And (looking closely at the last picture) isn’t that your watch she’s wearing?
V: (Looking at his wrist) Damnit!
Playboy wants to go another direction?
How about Crack-a-lack putting her clothes on, then take the photos?
Smokey
“I heard the requirement as that she not leave the country or the state without permission.”
Don’t hate me because I’m bored and have no life but I transcribed the hearing. I taped it and transcribed it because I know people hear different things, so when someone questions what they heard, I’m here to help. I shall quote the judge.
The Judge: “Your not to leave the country. Your not to leave the state without Ms Mansfield approval and your only to leave the state for work, which you have to prove to her that you have work and for holiday visits or visits to your family”.
But like you said, she’ll crack hustle her way to Europe, even have Phil send a letter or document of some kind. Not a contract or anything that any legitimate designer would have drawn up but this is Crackie and she does business the old fashioned way. No, not with a hand shake but a hand JOB.
Madisyn: She has actual CRABS? I knew a guy once who told me about a teenage crab experience. He said they were MADDENING—That he had to wait for the pharmacy to open the FIRST day, they were so itchy. He made it sound like no one could ever live that way, even for a day.
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And we all know she’s a prostitute in Europe. She thinks we won’t find out, but it’s pretty obvious. Her being American and a ‘celebrity’ makes it easy to find johns there. Her ‘jobs’ will dry up though, as she neglects herself more and more.
Thank Madisyn. That’s what I heard the judge say too re: her travelling. I think it’s way too soon for her to be begging favors from the PO to leave the country. Nov. 15th is only 12 days away and she has still has to redo the PB shoot and show up for jail (however long or not long that may be).
Also she can’t be trusted. When she went to Cannes and used the my passport was stolen excuse because she didn’t want to come back for court. I think she left Europe when she did this last time because she had a court appearance. She turns a one-hour obligation into 3-4 days of shopping and partying. If she goes overseas there’s no way she’s gonna do her CS and therapy.
If they do let her go…I’m gonna be pissed.
Madisyn & OhMyMy
No way I’m anything other than happy that someone has the judges actual words. I thought I’d probably misheard her so I’m glad you’ve got it straight.
She’ll have Holley argue that the proper punctuation of this would be “Your not to leave the country, your not to leave the state without Ms Mansfield approval. And, your only to leave the state for work, which you have to prove to her that you have work and for holiday visits or visits to your family.”
I think her intention was exactly as you transcribed but I also think she’ll crack hustle her way over before she ends up violating her probation, again…She’ll try it anyway.
Dawning Red – Hilarious!
Wish she had worn a bra to her court appearance. Its not pretty
Bess
Did you get my reply to you on the last thread? I know some just switch over to the last post but as I had a late start today, I’m popping back and forth.
OhMyMy
I’m pretty sure I heard a ‘period’ in there after ‘country’. I guess we’ll find out as soon as we see the twit bound for Dusseldorf. Nothing surprises me when it comes to this fvckin slag. And after reading the article and long before I read your comment, I thought the same as you. She takes a 1 HOUR pap walk with Phillip for publicity and it turns into a WEEKS long party all over Europe and Phillip isn’t anywhere to be found.
As far as it being far too early for her begging the p.o. to leave the country. Are you smokin the ‘sea jasper’? This bitch has no shame. No sense of proper edicate, like say knock your monthly required CS out of the way or knock out a good chunk of it with plenty of time to finish the remaining days. That would be the prudent thing to do. But this slag doesn’t know the meaning of the word.
Can’t wait for her second month, thats gonna be the kicker. Court is Dec. 14 and its the start of ‘month 2’. We HAVE to go to NYC to ‘see MOMMY’ for the holidays. (even though, she’ll stay in Manhattan and WO lives on Long Island and they’re won’t be one pap photo of them together, but I disgress) Thats means both Xmas and New Years. Thats a week. Put in a couple days before Xmas for holiday parties and a couple of days on the back end for hangovers and now your looking at two weeks. With 12 days of CS and 4 PS sessions, thats 16 days. Right? Are you following me? So if this twit is going to fufill her committments for the Dec. 15-Jan. 17, she better start CS the day after court Dec. 14, do everyday until her flight to NY and then resume CS everday until her next court date Jan. 17th. Even then with weekends involved, I think its virtually impossible, time wise.
You wait and see, her ‘reason’ to the judge for not finishing her CS and PS will be, and you can quote me, “But you said I could see family and visit on the holidays” Nevermind that she was only gone a week or so and had the rest of the time to complete her CS. The judge, “How many day did you do CS in the month”? Blohan, “None”. Case closed.
That my friend, is the month to watch!
The judge agreed that LL could do her CS ahead of time, but LL will not do as much as possible before the December hearing so she will have a cushion of time later because it is not her way of doing things. Holley has probably explained the benefits of doing everything asap, but it is clear LL does not follow Holley’s advice. Even her idiot PR person would have pointed out the benefits of completing everything asap.
I wonder if Dina and Ali and their helpful suggestions were locked out of the second Playboy shoot. I’m still laughing about her first shoot being rejected. The photographers are used to young, hot subjects; not young, worn-out, saggy-skinned, saggy-boobed subjects.
re the Playboy reshoot. When will people learn that everything she touches she destroys? As someone else said, nothing escapes unscathed when this skank is involved.
Well I guess the old saying is true, you can put lipstick on a pig but at the end of the day, you’re still left with a pig. Apparently no amount of special filters, soft lighting, photoshop skill, etc can turn this pig into a bunny…
My belief is that the top notch photographers set up, our little Miss Firecrotch came out in her pristine white robe and got under the hot white lights. She dropped the robe and suddenly there was an audible gasp throughout the room. Coughing became uncontrollable. “Didn’t anybody bring the haz/mat masks????” yelled an assistant. Even industrial fans couldn’t blow the stench of days (weeks?) of uncleaned folds of freckled female intimate flesh out of the room. An exasperated professional Playboy photog dropped his camera in disgust “I refuse to work under these conditions! No amount of money…..” his voice trailed off as he put his hand over his mouth and nose. Lindsay just laughed as she lit a match for her cigarette after blowing some air from her nether region. “What’s the big deal? The guys in Europe didn’t have a problem!” Dina just smiled. And passed out cold.
Madisyn,
White Oprah does tend to use the royal “we” when referring to her first born, The Cracken. I think it’s because Crackie had the career WO wanted once upon a time.
Agree with you that WO doesn’t seem to comprehend the reason that Blohan is STILL dealing with the ’07 DUI’s is because she’s never been able to hold it together to complete the damn classes or do all of the other things the court tells her to do without screwing up. It’s not “the system” it’s her “25 yr. old child”.
Also, in terms of White Oprah saying, “We’ve worked hard to get where we are”, that’s just absurd. Dina doesn’t work. She pimps out her daughters and they work.
Agree that The Crakie is going to have a difficult time completing all of her obligations between the December and January court dates. The holidays are usually a bad time for the Crackie- lots of clubbing, drugging and God only knows what else packed into a week. Like you, I can easily one week turning into two in NYC. There’s also a lot of time for shoplifting and club fights.
It really will be a Christmas miracle if Blohan is able to squeeze in all of the CS and shrink visits in December. I expect her to claim that she did at least 1 therapy session via the telephone in december.
I fear the original photographer is in a padded room somewhere– in the fetal position, sucking his thumb and crying for his mommy.
@Dawning Red: you make my day!!
Wow, she can’t even take her clothes off correctly.
Ow, it still hurts my eyes to look at her like this. My kids are still watching the DVDs of Freaky Friday and The Parent Trap.
Heh. I remember my 4-year-old nephew having a giant, hour-long meltdown at the prospect of having to watch The Parent Trap back when it was still pretty new: “I hate movies about adorable twins!!!!”
http://fashionista.com/2011/11/introducing-lindzine-a-photo-zine-dedicated-to-all-things-lindsay-lohan/
What a joke,some people made a magazine for her,all these pics are on the net…omg
Danielle
THATS fvcking disgusting!
belle
Did you get my reply to you on the last post before this one?
i think this is sooooooo hysterical! the bathtub shot with the PB, thomas the train conductor hat, PERFECT. perfect for the train wreck/crazy train this chic is. too much fun reading the comments on her. effin crazy train off the rails. cannot wait for her to eff this probation stuff. oh happy day
#72, I just lost my lunch.
The Crackie hit up the “J.Edgar” after party at the Roosevelt Hotel last night.
http://www.tmz.com/2011/11/04/lindsay-lohan-jail-partying-j-edgar-november-9th-30-days-minutes/#.TrQsFL9YiF4
Holy shit the negativity on here is amazing. I think she is gorgeous and the pics will turn out beautiful. Just because she has addiction problems doesn’t give you all a license to tear her apart. I’ve seen the other pics of her by various photographers and I think they look stunning. I’m rooting for her and hope she pulls through this as she has so much talent and it would be such a shame to lose her.
Damn that was mean!
FOX is reporting that she CRASHED that party and made everyone there uncomfortable with her craziness and demands to see “Leo.” Heh.
Her saying “Leo” is just like her saying “on set.” She continues to think she is someone or something she is not. I’ll bet some therapy would help with that. Oh, wait…
Your the bomb, Boo!
Can a judge legally make a non felon break a legal contract? Especially if the person on probation is not a felon? I’m wondering if her community service hours are on track if the judge can have any say at all about her travel since that’s the probation office’s per-venue. Does anyone know, any probation or court clerks on here that know the real skinny on this?
so many people have said it already, but again: this girl is a total train wreck. She needs HELP Mrs Lohan, not soft porn contracts to keep mommy in diamonds. It’s not the Cracken that should be in court it is the truly horrendous and horrific parents of this untalented but once pretty girl. Hugh Heffner is a pathetic old pervert of a dinosaur who is using a drug addicted fame whore to try to generate sales of his ailing ‘organ’ and he should be in the dock too, for crimes against humanity. His TV shows alone qualify for life imprisonment, not to mention all the vile spin offs that some of his ‘bunnies’ have festered on to TV, usually on ‘E!’. The E! channel should be in the dock too. Hmmmmm….if I carry on like this, we’ll all be in court, so let’s just put Mr and Mrs Lohan there. Life sentence please:)