Amber Heard versus Eva Green: who’s the bigger bombshell?

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The more I see Amber Heard, the more impressed I am with her style skills. Either this girl has a righteous stylist, or Amber just has an other-worldly sense of what works on her body. I’m not saying that Amber is super-fashion forward, or that I want what she’s wearing. I’m saying that I wish I looked like her so I could dress like her. Her body is AMAZING. And the clothes she wears only accentuate and emphasize how crazy that body is. The face is… well, she’s giving me ScarJo vibes lately. Remember when Scarlett went too blonde for a while? Amber is doing that.

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Anyway, these are photos of The Rum Diary UK premiere in London last night. Amber wore this shiny Alessandra Rich that could have easily looked cheap, but it’s tailored perfectly and her insane body makes the dress really, really work. She’s so sexy. I don’t know how popular this movie is going to be, but I hope Amber’s career is all uphill from here. I don’t even know if she can act. I just want her to go far so she’ll keep getting invited to red carpets.

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I’m also including photos of Eva Green, who was at the premiere because…? I don‘t know, maybe she‘s friends with Johnny Depp. I haven’t written about Eva since that post about how I prefer to write about Eva so much more than the Kardashians. It’s still true, but all of you Kardash-haters out there just have to realize that this week was an anomaly for the excessive Kardashian coverage, because of Kim’s divorce. And no one is forcing you to read and comment on the Kardashian posts anyway! If you feel that strongly about it, take the effort to read and comment about other people, and soon the Kardashians will be phased out, you know? Here’s hoping. As for Eva, I love her beautiful face, and she’s got a killer body too. I’m not in love with the dress, though. I hate when skirts have those dual slits in front – it’s totally car wash to me. I like Eva’s leopard-print shoes, though.

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  1. Julia says:

    Amber all the way, she is sexy and stunning !

    I like her oldshool Hollywood kind of beauty and normally i am not for blonds but this lady has it, face and body wise with a star like thousand watts smile !

    I am mad at Eva ! She is intrinsically absolutely gorgeous. Her sister and her were growing gorgeous gals. But for some reasons she tends to downplay her natural sexiness and has always put on weird clothes, too heavy make up, absolute horrible hairstyle. 9 times out of 10 it’s the same mistakes.

    She is one of the least well dressed of all french stars who usually get it right.

    Call me crazy but i beleive she missed the chance of becoming bigger after ‘Casino Royal’ cause she never took care of her image.

    She could have been at Marion’s place right now if she had made an effort to advertise herself with a more cleaner, sophisticated sexiest look a la european.

  2. CG says:

    I love Amber! Isn’t she the actress who came out as a lesbian a while back? She could totally convert me! LOL And Eva reminds me of Helena Bonham Carter with her dress sense. I wonder if she dresses kooky because she’s so gorgeous and she wants people to talk about something else for once? Love the leopard shoes, though.

  3. cr says:

    Eva appears to be channeling Morticia Addams.
    And Amber looks great.

  4. Diane says:

    Amber Heard, absolutely gorgeous.

  5. Samigirl says:

    On most everyone, Amber’s dress would look terrible. On her, it’s incredible. The b*tch is definitely sexy. Her girlfriend is definitely one lucky lady.

    edit: @cr-I thought the same thing at first. Or, if that dress was longer, Angelina Jolie when she won her Oscar. Same difference, though, 😉

  6. RocketMerry says:

    I was so prepared to write: “Eva, hands down” and instead I have to say somebody did something horrible to her!
    The make up, the dress, THAT HAIR… who did this to you, Eva? Well, don’t go back to them. Ever.

  7. izzyvalentine says:

    Ummm… everything about Eva here is EW. She looks like a member of the Addams Family.

  8. cr says:

    Samigirl, yes it is, though having just looked at those pics at least Angelina isn’t wearing the really red lipstick.

  9. izzyvalentine says:

    Lol @cr- I wrote my comment before I read yours and thought the same thing!

  10. Samigirl says:

    cr-true. She prefers those nudes. Which, if I had those lips, I wouldn’t do anything else to them anyways 🙂

  11. taylor says:

    Eva’s dress seems like something a high school goth girl would wear to a party. Sigh.

  12. shaniam says:

    Betty vs Veronica . . .

  13. AZ says:

    Eva needs to fire her stylist. She’s a gorgeous woman, but her style.. oh well.

    Amber Heard, on the other hand, WOW! just wow! She looks like classic Hollywood actress, classic beauty 🙂 and she’s way more beautiful than ScarJo!

  14. cr says:

    izzyvalentine, I believe that looking at Eva and thinking ‘Morticia Addams’ should be the first reaction!
    CG, yes Amber is out.

  15. Eve says:

    Eva Green has a more exotic beauty, so to speak…but I’m going with Amber Heard here (even though I hate that fabric). She looks lovely.

  16. lem says:

    i love how sexy amber looks without showing ANY t&a, let alone much skin at all. She’s been doing that a lot. I think that says a lot about what great styling can really do for you.

  17. neelyo says:

    I love Amber Heard. hopefully she’ll overtake Blake Lively’s place as the go-to bombshell.

    Eva’s sporting Goth secretarial wear.

  18. Jen34 says:

    Yuck to both of them. Amber’s dress looks cheap and Eva is dressed as a vampire. (Ooh, I’d love to see her on True Blood.) Both women are beautiful and could do better.

  19. Talie says:

    She doesn’t do much in The Rum Diary to know if she can act. She has potential though. I would say she has a January Jones vibe…she pops on screen, her face was a built for it.

  20. sassenach says:

    I say Amber Heard!! I hope her career gets better after this movie. She has been doing the promotional red carpets beautifully. I would like to see more of her and ERW and less of ScarJo. They seem to have better personalities and are more consistent with their looks.

  21. NM9005 says:

    Eva, it will always be Eva for me since I saw “The Dreamers” a couple of years ago. She is an individual among generic Hollywood women. She has something mysterious, I’m only interested in her acting and films. When I see her, I don’t know who she dated etc…she is her character and I totally get lost in it. I can’t do that for instance with ScarJo. I know too much about her to detach myself from her public image and antics.

  22. Bitchbelying says:

    Amber!!!

    Eva Green looks a hot ghetto Mess!

  23. lin234 says:

    Amber Heard is insanely gorgeous! I think her career could be bigger but she keeps getting the short end of the stick. Playboy got canceled really fast but that had more to do with the Eddie guy than her. Rum diary is supposed to be Depp’s greatest flop… I really hope she continues getting parts because she’s a decent actress.

  24. ruby says:

    Amber Heard. She always pops, she’s very beautiful, and you’re right, she knows how to dress herself. I hope she succeeds in Hollywood, we need more of this.

    Eva Green on the other hand… I don’t get the love. I dislike her face, I don’t find her pretty at all. Her eyes and eyebrows are strange and the eyebrows are too close to the eyes. She has no sense of style, and always puts together completely overdramatic ensembles. The makeup, the skin, the dresses… always too much. Although she aims at elegance, she lacks that grace which to me makes true elegance.

    Also she’s the daughter of this woman who used to do the readings for the fairytale books I had when I was a child (I grew up in France). I always found it so strange how this lady’s daughter became an actress. As for acting, I think her mother did a better job in those children’s books… I absolutely hated her in James Bond.

  25. Reece says:

    Amber going off these pictures.

  26. Julia says:

    @ Ruby

    Before doing children books Marlene Jobert, her mother was a very popular french actress.

    She often plays ingenues in comedies with her cute childlike innocent face. She began those children book when she decided to retire from acting when she got pregnant at 38, wanting to raise her twins daughters in privacy in the countryside and not in Paris.

    We saw her children for the first time when they were like 15 or 16. I thought that Eva would have turned to modelling as she was growing up having that lanky look as she inhereted the height of her swedish father.

    I think Eva had a natural sexiness while her twin sister was the beautiful one and was curvier but if my memory serve me well was into animals and nature more than into an artistic career.

  27. crys737 says:

    can I say something here? Both seem pretty meh. The dresses seem just as vanilla as them. Lets hope for more interesting stuff from these ladies later on.

  28. Ruby Red Lips says:

    Amber is absolutely beautiful, def a touch of old Hollywood glamour, love her 🙂

  29. Trillion says:

    Eva’s extreme eyeliner really makes her eyes look squinty. Amber is total old-school bombshell, but that fabric is so stripper.

  30. ladybert62 says:

    Dang that Amber is gorgeous – her hair needs some help in these photos but other than that – perfect.

    The black dress is awful.

  31. Pyewacket says:

    Heard is gorgeous.

    Never have I seen the other chick, and she is no bombshell whoever she is.

  32. Yasmine says:

    I’m with Eva on this. She may need to go easy on the eyeliner some days, but normally she’s so gorgeous and really stands out. Heard may have a great body, but the dress looks so cheap.

  33. Bite me says:

    Amber is so pretty, hope her career takes off

  34. jdao says:

    Amber!

  35. Adrien says:

    Eva. She’s unique. Love her in the “Dreamers”. Love Amber too, but there’s too much Scarlett going on.

  36. blonde on the dock says:

    Amber is gorgeous. The other one looks like a witch!

  37. podzol says:

    Eva, without a doubt. She’s a bombshell without even trying an ounce, it’s effortless. Amber looks good, but she poses HARD on those photos.

  38. Lisa says:

    Eva forEVA, haha. I love her.

  39. Ginger says:

    Amber Heard looks incredible and definitely has what I would call a “perfect” female body. I normally don’t find blondes as attractive as brunettes but in this case I am swayed. I absolutely love Eva Green and think she is darn near perfect as well. However in this instance and in the past as well, she is not flattering on the red carpet. I do LOVE her shoes but the rest has to go. I sure hope she finds a better stylist for future events.

  40. Julia says:

    I also think that Eva should go back to her natural hair color or go more redheaded or for a light brown shade. She is a natural red head/chestnut blonde.

    This dramatic very dark hair color on her very pale skin coupled with very harsh dramatic make-up (eyes & lips) doesn’t do her justice and ages her.

    Her natural hair color suits her more, brings out her freckles and makes her look softer naturally looking.

  41. Camille says:

    Amber looks stunning. Just gorgeous.
    Eva is looking very Morticia.

  42. ruby says:

    @Julia Aaaah that was her name =) Marlène Jobert. Il really liked her. Thanks for the info =)

    But I still dislike her daughter. I always find it a bit suspicious when actors’ or directors’ relatives become actors too… You can tell they got helped and they definitely loose my sympathy. Often they are not particularly talented, like Eva Green, Rumer Willis or Emma Roberts.

    The exception would be Elizabeth Olsen. She seems to have built up from nothing and I really admire that when she could have taken the easy way out.

  43. Have no idea who this ‘Amber’ is…but…Lovely,sexy

  44. Elizabeth says:

    Eva is a naturally beautiful woman but she looks terrible here. Did she even look in a mirror? Beauty is no excuse for terrible styling, even in France where they like to pretend they are beyond such stuff (I love French style, by the way, but Eva looks horrible here).

    As for Amber, she looks great. But who the hell is she?

  45. Tiffany says:

    I think Amber is a great actress. She beat out all sorts of A listers for the Rum Diary. Scarlett and Natalie Portman auditioned…but Amber won the part. She is super gorgeous, and I have liked her laid back attitude in the interviews I have seen her in. She is going to be a HUGE star.

  46. Kunst says:

    Are you joking? Amber easily. Only a blondaphobe would say otherwise.

  47. bokchoi says:

    i always hate eva greens makeup, even in movies. it makes her face look like random features cut out of a magazine and pasted on to her face.

  48. Turtle Dove says:

    Kaiser, this girl has the goods. She’s not a deep voiced mumbler like Scarlett. Amber is also absolutely gorgeous and, you’re right, the figure is phenomenal. I also love that she’s ‘out’ and proud and has a great career.

    Love this gal.

  49. werty says:

    Elizabeth: Amber Heard can be seen in Pinapple Express, Zombieland,
    North Country, The Informers etc

    Shes not only beatiful but she can actually act (i know, an actress who can do her job, shocking!!)
    And she chose to come out, which some actors/musicians are to scared to do. And she did it fairly early in her career. So more power to her.

  50. Rachel says:

    Amber Heard is ScarJo in a good way here, but nonetheless I think that dress looks cheap.

    Eva is SO gorgeous but she is ruining it here. Sigh.

  51. Avi says:

    Eva is Johnny’s leading lady in the upcoming film “Dark Shadows”…or rather, she’s the witch and lover/antagonist to Johnny’s Barnabás Collins, Angelique Bouchard 😀

  52. Cleo says:

    Sarah Purcell from Real People, anyone else see the resemblance?

  53. ezra says:

    Amber. In my opinion she’s even hotter as a brunette, her eyes are even more accentuated-stunning. I’ve seen some pics. Wow.

  54. Mila says:

    Amber has amazing body and it shows.
    But she has too much make up, i don’t like the golden dress. It’s tacky.
    Eva looks good but her look would be better with her hair up, or something like 40’s.
    Eva and Amber are complete opposites and its more question of someones preference.
    I don’t favor orange skin color.

  55. Monique says:

    I LOVE Amber Heard. I first saw her in the hilarious and amazing Drive Angry movie with Nic Cage. She just has a certain something something.

    I think she is way more beautiful than Scarlett – plus there’s just something very charismastic about her that ScarJo lacks.

    Amber, tres charmant!

  56. rachel says:

    Amber is really pretty… I think she looks like a white Alicia Keys lol, gorgeous smile.

  57. midnightmoon says:

    i think amber has an interesting face. i too hope she dumps the extreme blonde thing-it washes her out. she was in a very short-lived tv show (Hidden Palms, i think) and she had brown curly hair-so lovely. it was an awful series. then, she wore a horrific black wig in a comedic film called The Ex-Terminators. she sort of over acted in that movie, puffing on cigarettes madly, etc., but she was funny nevertheless. she’s not afraid to swing out there. i’ll try to see the Rum Diaries. i am hoping i like it. i usually avoid Johnny’s vanity projects-can’t say i’m a fan of his particular obsession with that Journalist guy… Hunter Thompson…

  58. Jen says:

    Eva is so much more interesting. Can’t fault Amber at all, but everything about her here screams Sharon Stone – everything is right, nothing is wrong, it’s all so tastefully “sexy” but so bleakly forgettable. She lacks a wicked streak.

    Eva gets it so wrong, and then she gets it so right, and you always remember her. Shocking and cartoon villainesque in Dior, stunning & louche in Antonio Berardi. She looks like she has fun with her clothes, and she looks like she doesn’t cry herself to sleep at night if someone puts her on a worst-dressed list. I bet she lives a fun life. And she’s a bombshell through and through.

  59. Realist says:

    Amber is HOT in her own way but I find myself more allured (if not seduced) by Eva! Plus she seems to be the more interesting one of the two, and if I had the opportunity to date either, I’d go for Eva easily! 🙂