I’m not a big fan of making fun of someone’s overly-large forehead, because seriously, they can’t help it. Plus, I’m so opposed to bangs, I much rather see an adult woman’s forehead than have to look at some bangs trauma. In Tyra Banks’s case, I will admit that she generally looks better with a “softer” hairstyle, anything less severe than this Croydon Facelift she was working at last night’s Keep A Child Alive Black Ball. Incidentally, most attendees wore white and black… but not TYRA. Of course not. She wore this cheap-looking purple gown and worked her forehead like a Kardashian. That’s who Ty-Ty reminds me of here – Kim Kardashian. Neither woman should wear their hair pulled back this tight EVER. It makes Tyra look like a Disney villainess.

I’m also including some photos of Alicia Keys, who was the hostess of the event, and Swizz Beatz, who is still playing the dutiful husband (in public, but in private it’s a mess). I don’t even know what ‘Licia is wearing.

Photos courtesy of WENN.