“I’m about to show that vagina the back of my hand!” – Matthew Fox
Back in August, Matthew Fox was completely wasted in Cleveland, Ohio. Allegedly. While hammered out of his skull, Matthew Fox decided it would be funny or interesting or a cool experience to have if he boarded a private party bus. Allegedly. When he tried to enter the party bus, the bus driver, a woman named Heather Bormann, tried to stop him, as the bus was private and rented out for a specific group of customers. Allegedly. That’s when things got violent. Allegedly. Bormann claims that as she attempting to get Matthew Fox off of her bus, he began punching her in the stomach, legs, boobs and vagina. She claimed that she struck back, but only in self-defense. She told her story to the cops and to the Cleveland prosecutor, and Matthew was not only arrested, but he was formally charged with assault on Bormann.
Funny story – Matthew is now suing his alleged victim. Because she told the world that he punched her in the vagina! SHE’S SO MEAN.
is striking back — not in the vagina, in court — claiming the woman who accused him of punching her in her private parts is a blatant liar.
Fox is countersuing Heather Bormann, who filed her own lawsuit in September, claiming a drunken Fox tried to board a party bus she was driving in Cleveland, Ohio. Bormann alleged Fox attacked her after she ordered him to stay off the bus. That’s when Bormann claims Fox struck her in the breast, arm, leg and, of course, the vagina.
Fox alleges in his countersuit … she’s just lying, and in reality he didn’t provoke her but she’s the one who physically attacked him.
Fox claims he’s lost work because TMZ and other media outlets have reported her lawsuit, and she has subjected him to “public hatred, contempt, ridicule and shame.”
Fox is suing for unspecified damages.
[From TMZ]
I’m sure I’ll get yelled at for making this comparison, but what would your reaction be if Chris Brown sued Rihanna for physically defending herself against his attack? That’s what this is. Granted, Matthew hasn’t been technically found guilty of anything, but Bormann’s story convinced the cops and the district attorney’s office, and just my opinion, but Matthew Fox has been a massive d-bag for YEARS. So I have no problem believing he’s just a violent, drunken douche who is just trying to save face here. Stupid vagina-punching a–hole.
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what has he been in? (other than wrist deep in a this poor ladys vag)
why is he famous? (other than hitting a woman in the vag.)
…i really dont know…
*facepalm*
douche.
Never heard of him…is he suppose to be a movie star or something?
Is it me, or does his face look like an old, weathered vagina?
Uhh-huh… good luck with that one dirt ball. There were a bunch of people on the bus. He’s just mad that he wasn’t able to get away with his scummy behavior this time and was held accountable.
Read the other article and good god is he a douche. Like a super, ultra mega douchebag.
And I HATE when actors complain about how much they hate acting and want to be an average joe (I’m look at you Keira Knightly). Either put up or shut up, because there are a crap ton of struggling actors out there that would kill for an opportunity these bitches get.
He didn’t punch her in the vagina, that would have been pretty hard to do. He did punch her in the vulva. Upper pubic region is better, though vagina is funnier.
What an assclown, I hope she wins.
Way to pile one douche move on top of another. Counter suits are SOP but this is ridiculous. As if it’s not enough to punch the lady in the vay-jay-jay now he wants her to pay him for losing work. He’s almost to a Lohan level of delusion if he really believs her lawsuit and not his own behavior have subjected him to “public hatred, contempt, ridicule and shame.”
He’s a douche. Always has been. I don’t know why I thought the case against him had been dismissed, which would be a shame since he so richly deserves to be smacked legally for what he did.
WHO?????
‘WTF’ Mr. Fox time for damage control…
Party of Five lead role, LOST lead role? He’s always been a drunken d-bag.
What kind of reporting is this, he wasn’t arrested or charged. Its okay to have your own opinion but at least get your facts straight.
“Granted, Matthew hasn’t been technically found guilty of anything, but Bormann’s story convinced the cops and the district attorney’s office…”
No, her story didn’t convince the cops or the DA. Fox wasn’t arrested on the night and, although Bormann attempted to press charges, Fox was never formally charged with anything. The DA’s office,having interviewed witnesses and reviewed the evidence, decided that Fox had no case to answer. To report Fox as having been arrested and formally charged is completely incorrect.
He needs to get some help and get his act together. And not do awful and stupid things like he’s been doing the last year or so.
douche. bag.
Avril Lavigne allegedly got attacked by 5 unknown people
Avril “To clear things up I got attacked by 5 people last night out of nowhere. Not cool. My face is f***d.”
Maybe it’s worth covering?
I love that part in “Knocked Up” where Seth Rogan disses Matthew Fox…it never gets old.
If he was intoxicated how can he testify during his lawsuit as to what took place? Drunk people aren’t known for their memory skills.
Whoa, whoa! Before you attack him even more, let me say that he hasn’t been charged or arrested for this. Right?
he was on Party of Five, right? ooh man…
Years ago I saw an interview with him and got the douche chills, we are talking Shia territory.
Matthew go dry out count your money and be thankful you have had great opportunities because you are a terrible actor.
Sit down, Mr. Party of Five Bitch…
@ brin…SO funny! I think of that line every time this pissy old drunk shows up, too!
@ Bunny…what you said. Angry angry rich mens!
Jobs I am glad I do not have:
1. bus driver for a private party-bus, and
2. publicist for Matthew Fox.
Yuck. This guy has just proven to the world what an asshole he is.
I was going to write something, but Fuzzby did it already, so I will just repost their FACTS:
“No, her story didn’t convince the cops or the DA. Fox wasn’t arrested on the night and, although Bormann attempted to press charges, Fox was never formally charged with anything. The DA’s office,having interviewed witnesses and reviewed the evidence, decided that Fox had no case to answer. To report Fox as having been arrested and formally charged is completely incorrect.”
I shouldn’t be PISSING MYSELF, but that is the funniest effing headline I’ve ever read. What. A. Douche.
Blocking your drunk ass from stumbling onto the vehicle for which she is responsible is not “attacking” you, douchelord.
only a douche would punch a chick in the vagina. hehe
My reaction to the title of this story- WTF?!
Then I read the story itself and got REALLY pissed off.
This guy has to do time!
like several people yet wrote:in last news,he wasn’t arrested or charged because her story didn’t convinced the police
Idiot.
This is making him look worse.
What an a**hole.
You girls (and I assume the odd guy, lol) are the MOST hilarious, smart-ass commenters on the web. The things U all come up with I swear. You’re my daily guilty pleasure. Thanks all!!
bad move
this title made me laugh out loud. i love this site! it has become my #1 guilty pleasure. some smart, funny comments too.
@Anastasia – ‘assclown’ – my new favorite word.
Lol, yeah. I always learn new ways of describing things and funny swearwords on this website, assclown indeed 😀
I hope he never finds work again.
What a f@ck wit.
This guy has got to be kidding!?!?
Suing a woman for doing her job by not letting him on the PRIVATE bus, while he beat her like he was fighting a man.
Lol at Party of five bitch.
@ Turtle Dove:
Uhh-huh… good luck with that one dirt ball. There were a bunch of people on the bus. He’s just mad that he wasn’t able to get away with his scummy behavior this time and was held accountable.
I was just thinking about that (the people on the bus who saw everything)…
The countersuit only makes him look (more) like an asshole of the highest order.
You are so going to purgatory Island, Matthew. You and Doug Hutchinson. You guys are going to have eternal “flash sideways”, whatever that means.
Thanks Anastasia for pointing out the correct terminology for where this lady was allegedly punched. It’s a pet peeve of mine to hear everything below a woman’s waist referred to as her “vagina.” But, that doesn’t change the way I feel about the alleged behavior of this guy. If he did what they say he did, he’s a dirt ball. Ugh.
Suing the lady you drunkenly attacked because your antics cost you work. The epitome of class, this one.
I want to believe that he really said, “I’m about to show that vagina the back of my hand!” Tell me it’s true.