– Carrie Underwood called Jessica Simpson fat [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Recaps of your favorite TV shows [Television.AOL.com]
– Nip slips on the red carpet (NSFW) [Bild]
– Floating Heads in Hollywood [Cityrag]
– Jada Pinkett Smith and Willow step out [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Hayden Panettiere Shows Her First Regrettable Tattoo [Bastardly]
– Bruce Springsteen cancels Halloween display [ParentDish]
– Beyonce Mania Continues [The YBF]
– Obama’s Daily Show Interview and Infomercial Video [Yeeeah]
– The paparazzo that’s suing Keanu Reeves isn’t so convincing on the stand [The Blemish]
– Edometriosis has affected two of the “Dancing with the Stars” dancers (automatic video) [The Insider]
– Cool Ad: ET’s eternal extraterrestrial mindmeld [Agent Bedhead]
– Robert Downey Jr. in flight [Defamer]
– Ice Cube to produce an hour long cop show for NBC [Evil Beet]
– Nicollette Sheridan’s London trip [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Janet Jackson forced to censor her concert in Michigan [Rhymes with Snitch]
– Blake Lively Has The Schoolgirl Thing Down Pat [Popoholic]
– Elisabeth Hasselbeck dressed up as Reagan on The View yesterday. Reallyy [Celebritology]
– It’s not too late to change your vote to Kato Kaelin [Best Week Ever]
Underwood forgot to add “Dumb”