Dear God, how terrible does Christina Aguilera look? A few weeks ago, I noted that Christina was looking a bit better after a series of really awful public appearances, including her uncomfortably bad showing at the Michael Jackson Tribute concert in Wales. Christina seemed to “get” that she needed to stop the boozing and actually ease up on the drag queen makeup – or so I hoped. But her appearance last night at “The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Launch Party” just shows that with X-Tina, it’s one step forward, ten drunken stumbles back. There’s not even anything I can find to compliment in this look. Her makeup is terrible. Her wiglet is completely busted. She looks like the puffy alcoholic she is. The outfit, while terrible, does seem to do its best at hiding some of Christina’s problem areas, though. The jacket is Versace, and the shirt is Alexander McQueen.
The Mail notes that this video game launch isn’t really Christina’s scene, which… makes sense, I guess. She probably just came for the booze. And maybe she thought it would be a fun “date night” with her lover and kept man, Matt Rutler. They were even making out on the red carpet too. These photos are both gross and hilarious. I love the faces Rutler makes when Christina is trying to kiss him. He must be like, “UGH, this drag queen wants to fondle me again. Now I’m going to be smeared with clown makeup for the rest of the night.” Of course, Rutler looks drunk too. They probably shared a bottle of whiskey before their “date night”.
Photos courtesy of Fame.
I’m sorry, but she has legs like Mr. Crabs.
She’s a porker
is that make up in her hair?!
good lord.
love how her hair is full of excess ORANGE makeup! hahahahahaha
FF when will she drop this ridiculous hair and makeup? I dont care about the puffiness or weight gain, I just cant stand look at her anymore, it hurts my eyes!
Is she trying to be the next celebrity weight-loss endorser?
She would look so much better if she dyed her hair a dirty blonde and fixed her eyebrows, make them a little more thicker, put on less make up, use a lighter lipstick, cut her hair a little, dressed according to her body shape.
Awww…I don’t want to pile on..lol.
I actually think she looks less puffy and heavy. Her outfit is cure. The hair is terrible and her face looks sad. I hate this. I wish she would get help.
she needs to get scrubbed clean.
Dang, that girl has legs and hips like I do, but I know how to dress myself. Xtina, I can even pull off skinny jeans and come out looking girlishly curvy rather than looking like a porker. There are ways to look good even at a poofier weight. Get thee to one of the stylists from Mad Men now!
It looks like she was applying her rouge with drunken broad sweeps and in her enthusiasm also blushed her hair.
Well, women can be puffy for many reasons. I sure hope that when people see me they dont assume I been drinking whiskey 😛
What a mess. Can’t she afford a stylist?
I’ll say this: LOVE those boots.
Never met a pair of over-the-top boots I didn’t want (wait, no, I think Gaga’s worn some that make me cringe….).
Unfortunately, I think I’m in a similar camp right now — gained my “no longer in my 20’s” weight this year and seem to end up in leggings and boots almost every day because it *feels* somehow slimming.
But yeah, the foundation in her hair is egregious. Xtina, woman — if you use spray foundation and you actually SPRAY it (instead of using a brush or sponge) — put your hair in a towel.
Those are some phony “love shots” btwn the two of them. You can tell its totally for show and nothing else.
I hope she gets her shit together soon. She has such an amazing voice.
I don’t think she looks that heavy (just heavy compared to how she used to look). But the awful hair and makeup have needed to go for awhile. She’s so pretty without it.
This is bad bad bad. WTF gives with ORANGE makeup (self tanner?) in her hair?
Xtina needs give up the white blonde, cut off the rat’s nest on her head, and stop putting on her makeup with a shovel.
She’s not THAT overweight and would look pretty good if she made some simple changes.
Girl needs a new stylist or a reality check. Either one, but no one should let her go out with makeup in her hair and that outfit! It’s not the figure, it’s the clothes.
I actually think her face is full of filler in these shots.
She looks like she needs a kidney function test.
The outfit doesn’t bother me. The makeup and hair, OTOH.
Oh my the makeup (spraytan? bronzer?)in her hair… and the white stuff (powder?) on her scalp.. or is it her wig..
That white-hair-paint-tangled-matt looks like it would kill the cat who tries to cough it up.
She didn’t look too bad from the front, but in the back shot she looks like a stuffed sausage, those pants look ready to bust.
With the money Christina has, the girl could afford the very best of… store bought hair.
Yet, she roams around with that tragic mess attached to her scalp. When did she allow herself to be the girl who wore budget wigs?
She is totally reliving her secret grandmother, Elizabeth Taylor’s very public weight gain. But to me, the real Christina is the Genie in the Bottle with the narrow narrow torso.
She doesn’t look as fat/puffy as you’re saying, but there is no excuse for orange make-up in your hair.
Lose weight already….waiting on that superstar transformation….Britney, you too
I mean when you can see that much lip crack on a 30 yr old woman…and hair is so bleached your scalp looks dead…I just can’t anymore. I quit.
She is looking more and more like her mother………..
She’s starting to resemble Mariah Carey while she was pregnant with twins. Very sad.
I have to say it’s a step up from the past couple of weeks. At least she remembered to put pants on.
Tights are NOT PANTS!!
that is the worst dye job i have ever seen.
She looks god awful.
And those kissy face photos are awkward x100000.
I find her really pretty here actually. Esp. in pics 1 and 2. Her skin’s beautiful up close in pic 2. I don’t usually like that platinum blonde hair color but with her eye color it works. I like her outfit too. To me she looks healthier than she’s looked in a while. For what it’s worth – I’d be sad if Aguilera got skinny again. She used to have a skinny body and to me…there’s way too many of those type ladies’ bodies represented, esp. in media. Variety is the spice of life….though she may cross over into chub sometimes, she always has a nice shape overall.
Seems like each time I’ve seen her photographed lately, she’s not wearing pants. I think she believes that the less fabric she wears, the thinner she will look. She should invest in some wide leg trousers.
She looks horrendous, but the worst of it is that she is rarely if ever with her son- just that boytoy. Who cares if you gain a little weight, but dress decent or at least get into A.A. What a mess she is.
She reminds me of Elizabeth Taylor’s character in “Who’s Afraid of Virginia Wolff”; except that it isn’t a character for Christina, it’s real life.
i actually think she looks a little skinnier, less puffy here. she looks a bit happier, too. i’m pulling for her.
She keeps putting on the lbs. He looks like Jordan Bratmen.
Poor thing, she looks as if she drinks from night to day to night again.
Stop, Christina! Unless you’re faking “a Britney” for fame-whoring, as a Blind stated months ago; in that case you can carry on.
But seriously, stop this and get healthy!
Skyrim? LOL
I can’t stand seeing this cow’s bowlegged legs anymore and she can’t wear pants. So I must now avert my eyes anytime she appears or I’ll turn to stone.
I agree with everybody above who said it’s not the weight, it’s, as USUAL, her trashy tasteless clothes and orange hair and makeup. UGH!
@jennifer- youre deluded.
so theres this girl who works at the sunoco near my job and she looks like a fat christina aguilera. now she just looks like christina aguilera. who looks like a photo negative of snookie.
she reminds me of the OLD Dolly Parton when she was chubby.
YUP
Dolly Parton Jr.
Yar! Did you gander at me gray manicure? Gray nails continue to be big for fall/winter. Ya scurvy mongrels!
The Porky Pirate sure does have a type. The last one had his own cash, and lots of it. This one, not so much.
Call me crazy, but I really don’t think she looks fat. She’s certainly not as skinny as she was when she was a teenager, but who is? IMO, she actually looks much skinnier than she did a few months ago. I mean, yeah, she’s got some chub on her for sure. But, dang, the way some of you are talking about her you would think she was a whale!
Anyway, girl needs to get her wig/orange situation in check. That’s the real tragedy here.
@gg Hey! I’ve got bowed legs too and super tiny feet. A girl’s gotta work with what she’s got. 😀
Oh well, time to find another bow-legged celeb to identify with. Christina indeed looks busted (wtf with the hair) despite the awesome boots.
She looks like ‘Time for Timer!’ (google it…lol); big body, skinny stick legs. She is a disaster…It doesn’t matter how much you weigh, you need to dress for your body….and I wish all these ‘broads’ (that’s what they look like…right?) would give up the WEAVES AND WIGLETS!!!! Can’t anyone have real hair anymore??
@ 45….lol!
She is not fat-a few pounds overweight yes. all you people here look like crap at home hiding behind a screen yknow how hard it is to walk out every day looking perfect for the paps? shes gone thru hell with her divorce im sure and as a new mom sometimes a little weight lingers. we have zero tolerance these days for stars having any weight, what with cosmetic surgeries and weight loss drugs but its not normal to be stick thin always. cut her some slack. besides, the camera adds weight and she doesnt dress for her figure. btw that orange in her hair is from spray tan.
Those boots do absolutely nothing for her legs. Just saying.
i think she looks good
we need to pray for her
@ 51 – she’s nowhere near a new mom! That kid has to be a toddler now.
God I wish she’d chip off the spackle.
She looks horrendous. It’s not the weight (which if to be believed is from booze-very unhealthy and can be life threatening) but the heavy-handed make-up, hair and clothes that look awful.
She needs to have her done or (wig) in a more natural shade with a slew of low lights, less make-up and get a stylist who can dress her properly. The orange tan and platinum hair is terrible.
And what of her son? Does she shield him from the paps or does Jordan do most of the primary caretaking at this point?
She has an awesome voice. She needs to really utilize her brain function (even with an alleged addiction playing part). I don’t know if she needs rehab or to have a complete makeover or both. She had better take notice soon or people will completely write her off.
Her face is so puffy that when she smiles her eyes are hidden. This is a sign of a problem, sweetheart! And how busy can she be that she has no time to workout? Does she work at a desk 8-5? Can she not afford to have meals sent in by one of these diet plans? Her job revolves around her public image, like it or not. That’s the difference between a struggling artist and a celebrity–celebs gotta give the public what they want. And nobody wants to see muffin top, so dress better or work it off.
Oh dear, she’s morphing into Tina Yothers!
@ dietcokeho
She was much smaller then this 3 years ago after she had her son and she was the one who filed for divorce not her ex and it was drama free, not to mention she was already with her BF when she and her ex split so what hell did she go thru with her divorce?
christina aguilera 2008 12 after month giving birth.
http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrity_gallery/image_full/125559
In 2009
http://media.onsugar.com/files/2011/01/03/1/1331/13311615/7f/christina_aguilera.jpg
Does anyone else wonder if after Christina passes out, does he masterbate to Genie in a Bottle or Dirrty video?
I have a feeling she looks slimmer in person, and her outfit is cute. The makeup is ok, but the hair is horrendous. I don’t get these girls who are obsessed with having this extra-long white blonde hair. It’s NOT A GOOD LOOK. Seriously. It does not automatically make you look hot. She needs a darker blonde color w/ high & low lights. With all of her money, she needs to get good stylists. This is a travesty.
Standing w/ her legs wide apart so her thighs don’t rub together looks vulgar and doesn’t make her look any thinner. LOL. What.A.Mess.
You know, all I could think was, “At least she’s wearing pants.”