Ewan McGregor, Christopher Meloni or Colin Farrell: who would you rather?

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I actually do miss Hot Guy Fridays. I don’t miss the work and the time it took to do them all of the time, but I miss having a few hours each week dedicated to looking at photos of hot dudes. We’re going to be doing a very special Hot Guy Friday for Thanksgiving (Thanksgiving Dong?) too. Mark your calenders!

Anyway, I was just looking at these photos of Ewan McGregor and wishing I had something more to say about him besides “Damn, he’s hot. I love him.” So I decided to piece together some random photos of some hot guys that came in this week for a little mini Hot Guy Friday. Here’s Ewan looking like he wants to spank you (and you’ll like it too, bitch). If you couldn’t tell, Ewan is my pick for “Who Would You Rather?”

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Here’s Colin Farrell on the set of Seven Psychopaths. I like his hair these days, and he looks very fit and sexy. I’ll always have a soft spot for dirty Irishmen, though. You don’t have to cosign.

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And here’s Christopher Meloni earlier this week, doing a photo op for the Empire State Building. I’m not a fan of his scruff, but I adore him so much.

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89 Responses to “Ewan McGregor, Christopher Meloni or Colin Farrell: who would you rather?”

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  1. Hollowdoll says:

    Can’t decide. Foursome it is then.

  2. Heatheradair says:

    Christopher Meloni, no contest.

    But if they were down to triple-team me, I wouldn’t say no….

    I am reminded of a weird sex dream I had about Colin once — transparent dong. Very strange. Like a clear glass d*ldo.

  3. Ari says:

    For sheer brawn, I am going to have to go with Meloni. I love my men scruffy, manly and beefcakey. So yeah. Yum.

  4. abbizmal says:

    Ewan McGregor is in my top 10. I’d so hit it.

  5. lucy2 says:

    LOL Hollowdoll!
    I like all 3…think Colin wins though. He’s cleaned up a bit, and that accent!

    Yay for Thanksgiving HGF!!!

  6. Erin says:

    4 way! 4 way! No just kiddin…..Ewan all the way obviously.

  7. Joanna says:

    Right on hollowdoll!

  8. Pyewacket says:

    Ummm, I am thinking none.

    Too short, too thin in the hair, too short.

    Mind you, they are all attractive men, but not my taste.

  9. Eimi says:

    Ewan McGregor,hands down. Mmm. I’d go to “the island” if he was gunna be there. :p

  10. brin says:

    Love the mini HGF (I miss it too)!
    I’d rather Chris Meloni (my L&O SVU hottie).
    Can’t wait for Turkey Day Dong!

  11. mia girl says:

    @Kaiser
    Gracias for the mini HGF! TurkeyDong can’t come soon enough!

    EWAN ALL THE WAY. I have so much love and lust for him. In the thrid pic, that hanging piece of his belt seems stragetically placed to evoke thoughts of… oh dear.

  12. LizZie Liz says:

    Ewan for life!!!! (although my love for him has considerably decreased since that Mélanie Laurent “situation”; I still think he’s beautiful

  13. Lee says:

    Ewan, of course! Consider the evidence in his favor: He’s appeared in many great movies, is instantly recognizable to a large percentage of the public, & shows tremendous capacity for growth. And that’s just his penis.

  14. Reece says:

    Ewan!
    Don’t need to read the rest. Ewan!

  15. Kloops says:

    #13. Favorite post of the day!

    Scottish dong all the way.

  16. UKHels says:

    ewwwww-an has never done it for me – perhaps colin farrell out of those three but I’m all for a fassdong/viggo/askars foursome

  17. mrsezc says:

    Love Hollowdoll’s comment!! Awesome!!

    I choose Meloni .. he’s just really really hot!!!

  18. fabgrrl says:

    I’d like to be the meat in a Ewan/Colin sandwich.

  19. k says:

    I feel guilty for saying Ewan. I really hope his wife is getting some action while he’s away, as it seems his open marriage is quite one-sided.

  20. ds says:

    Ewan!
    @lizzie liz: what M.Laurent thing? Share please

  21. cherryberry says:

    Ewan. Always. I wouldn’t kick Colin out of bed for eating crackers though.

  22. Sian says:

    It’s gonna have to be McGregor. Very excited about Thanksgiving Hot Guy Friday – Henry Cavill is a must surely?!

  23. Flipper says:

    Colin’s carrying a bottle of Buffalo Trace Bourbon. That’s the man for me! (And since he no longer drinks, I get the whole bottle, too!)

  24. Lisa says:

    First…

    I would make Christopher and Colin watch me and Ewan…

    Then I would make Colin watch me, Ewan and Christopher…

    Then I would make Colin get us all drinks and snacks…

    Then I would have a little talk with Colin, letting him know that I have viewed that “infamous” tape he made and I was NOT impressed…and he had better come correct (no pun intended) if he wants to play with the big kids…

  25. marge says:

    despite the bad haircut, Ewan all the way

  26. V says:

    I dislike Ewan McGregor with passion,I think he is horrendous, but adore both Christopher and Colin.

    I would take Chris if I had the chance,though.He sems to be the one who is ageing better.

  27. Naya says:

    Colin. He has had my heart since In Bruges. Plus, he’s so wonderful about his little boy who has Angelman Syndrome. Irish accent too.

  28. Devon says:

    Ewan. It will always be Ewan.

  29. Chickie Baby says:

    Mr. Meloni, please! Have had a serious crush on this hunk since way back when he had a full head of hair–and he used to have a lot of it. Yowsa.

  30. stylequotidien.com says:

    Wasn’t there a news item awhile back about Ewan’s junior being super tiny?

    Meloni looks like he has multiple STDs that even a condom couldn’t contain.

    Colin ftw, especially after seeing him in Fright Night. Plus he has that sexy accent. Hubba hubba!

  31. Jenn12 says:

    I would love to be the lone female with all 3 of them, but Ewan is still number one all these years after his insane sexiness in “Shallow Grave”. He is just a sexy, beautiful man and his Scottish accent rocks my world. Meloni is second- that body!!- but as handsome as Colin Farrell is, his inherent sleaziness kind of ruins it for me.

  32. Cathy says:

    Ewan, Chris, Colin…Chris, Colin, Ewan…somebody help me. I don’t know who to choose, I want them all. I’m so confused, I guess I’ll just have to pick all of them.

  33. DavidBowie says:

    Ewan!!!!!!!!!!!

  34. DorothyZbornak says:

    Meloni, all day, every day.

  35. Jen34 says:

    Ewan definitely. Scottish dong is the best.

    I do agree that Colin is looking particularly hot these days.

  36. ruby says:

    Ewan McGregor by far. The others seem sketchy to me.

  37. ShanKat says:

    COSIGN COSIGN COSIGN.

  38. rustytrawler says:

    Ewan.

    Not sure what it is about him, because he’s not what I would generally consider my type, but I would ditch just about anyone for him.

  39. rustytrawler says:

    Regarding the rumor about Ewan’s “junior” — he has shown his moneymaker is sooo many movies. If you haven’t seen it by now and have to rely on rumors, you really need to get out from under that rock!

  40. Kata says:

    COLIN. I think we would probably get sloshed and have really gross drunken sex and then he would be gone when I recovered.
    But I would treasure every minute of it.

  41. Bitchbelying says:

    @Hollowdoll, oh you filthy ho bag!!

    May I please join?

  42. Kara Ann says:

    Colin then Ewan. NO to Meloni.

  43. LeeLee says:

    Meloni!!!

  44. Turtle Dove says:

    HAZAA… a who’d you rather?

    Hmm… this one’s tough too. I’d have to go with Ewan. Fantastic actor, handsome too.

  45. newtsgal says:

    OK….I’d go out for drinks and party with Colin….come home and throw down some nasty with Chris and in the morning I’d call Ewan to gossip about it all.

  46. Alix says:

    No competition. MELONI, now and always!

  47. MK821 says:

    Out of Ewan McGregor, Who?? and Maybe 10 Years Ago, the correct and only answer is Ewan.

  48. Julie says:

    Colin only.

  49. LakeMom says:

    Mommy wants Meloni…bad!

  50. Kimberly says:

    COLIN

    between the three, I think he looks like he’d be the best in bed,plus he’s hot as fuck.

  51. original kate says:

    meloni looks like a lizard, so…no.

    i think i’d have to go with colin, even though i love me some ewan. colin just looks like he’d be a demon between the sheets.

  52. Lucky Charm says:

    No, I WON’T choose! I want a Ewan-Colin sandwich, lol! The dirty things we could do…………OK, now it’s going to be really diffucult stoppiing my Ewan & Colin fantasies and getting back to work for the rest of the day 🙂

  53. T.C. says:

    Ewan McGregor. I would hit that so hard he will see heaven 🙂

  54. Miss masseuse says:

    All of these men get my juices flowing, but I’ve had a major crush on Mr McGregor for sooooo long my biscuits are crying out for him and his perfect Scottish dong 😉

  55. truthful says:

    Mr. McGregor Please!

  56. stylequotidien.com says:

    Oooops! I was thinking of Jude Law’s junior. My bad o_0

    I still choose Colin though.

    @RustyTrawler – Sorry, I’m not a celebrity dick expert.

  57. Nan says:

    How about in order of who I’d rather:

    Christopher – he makes bald look hot and he has an intensity that gives me the shivers.

    Ewan – he sings, he dances, he makes sex scenes look like they’re real & dirty.

    Colin – I don’t know why. Back when he was Hollywood hot I didn’t much care for him but with age I’ve come appreciate him. He needs to get away from action flicks and do stuff that has more depth. No leading man, more inner man.

  58. bagladey says:

    Ewan!!!!!!

  59. hammer says:

    Whoever said Chris Meloni looks like he’s full of STDs, and then that same person turned around and picked Colin, um, WTF???? So if anyone between the two had STDs, you figure it’s Chris? Anyway, the douchey way Colin treated (can’t remember her name), who said he called her on his flight home and said he couldn’t wait to get home and talk about getting serious about their future, and then by the time he arrived at her door that evening, he had decided he needed his space…douchey.

    Ewan looks like crap. What’s up with his freakin hair? He looks beat, too. Plus, Melanie Laurent anyone? He’s MARRIED! So nobody goes ballistic over this? Oh right, no, only if it’s (the very much single) Jude Law. Yeah, that makes sense.

    Chris Meloni all the way. I love Stabler and Benson on Law and Order…I actually have kind of a girl crush on Mariska too, now that I think of it.

  60. Adrien says:

    If I can’t have Christopher’s Meloni, can I have Elias Koteas instead?

  61. hairball says:

    Colin Farrell totally!!!!!! I used to think he was a giant douchebag, but then saw him in interviews about his son with Angelman’s. The most recent on David Letterman, he seemed a little unsure of the audience’s reaction when talking about it. They were great.

    He is hot. NOT with a creepy pencil thin mustache though..!

  62. Jen34 says:

    For a peek at Ewan’s Scottish dong, watch this clip from the Pillow Book on You Tube. It’s in the first few seconds.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sypmxue8bc8

  63. JaneWonderfalls says:

    Ewan of course, It’s just something about this darling man that I adore! He is def. Husband material for me not just a one night stand,but he is married so I can dream… 😉

  64. G says:

    I’ll take the scruffy, drunk but somehow still boyishly handsome Irishman, please. Please! Colin’s looking good these days, not so bloated and drugged out.

  65. Sue says:

    Colin. You know he’s dirty and fun.

  66. Lindy says:

    Is it just me, or is Ewan looking kind of like a young Kenneth Brannagh? (Which is a good thing)! I’d pick him any day!

  67. cheesecake says:

    OMG!! I just saw that youtube video… You are a SAINT Jen34!!! Bless you, woman!!

    @ Ewan McGregor! “Nice dick, Ewan!!” 😉
    Well, we all know that Colin is hung, so is Malone (Anyone seen Oz?!)… but Ewan-dong made me blush… I’d throw down some SERIOUSLY nasty sheet action with ewan!!

  68. Ee says:

    McGregor.

  69. SusanF says:

    I have always like Ewan McGregor, but for me, there’s no hesitation: CHRIS MELONI! That man is pure, unadulterated sexy.

  70. Mikunda says:

    Ewan, he is the best:)

  71. Jen34 says:

    @Cheesecake

    LOL I’m always happy to share my love for Ewan.

  72. hammer says:

    Really? Ewan sleeps around on his wife, yet he’s still good “husband material?” Just because you like his dong? Well, I guess that explains your mindset. You set women’s rights back considerably. But then, you’re probably never offended at the idea of men commenting/staring at your boobs/butt like you’re a piece of meat.

  73. MissVJJ says:

    CAN I GET INSIDE YOU?? Are the famous words of Colin on his sextape. Why yes Colin. You may indeed.

  74. Carolyn says:

    Ewan. Just to look at. He’s actually getting better-looking as he gets older. Oh alright maybe one night of great action (after seeing that video Jen34 OMG). Couldn’t cope with being married to him though – it’s well known that he and his wife have an open marriage. I’m not that progressive.

  75. mandyfan says:

    Colin. All day. Every day.

  76. Andie B says:

    Ewan all the way! I LOOOOVE me some Ewan! Have had a crush on him for many years.

  77. Cerulean says:

    How come Ewan looks good in a skinny jean? Mmmm.

    I’ll take all three. They can share me. Each gets me for 10 days. I know it will be hard for them to part with me and share but it’s only fair.

    We could do a show, Brother Husbands!!!

  78. hairball says:

    Sadly I never saw Colin’s sex tape. Was there something wrong in it?

  79. Meanchick says:

    I could be cajoled into being the meat of a MacGregor/Farrell sammich!

  80. Lenore says:

    RE: the “Melanie Laurent Thing” – it’s been alleged for a long time that Ewan and his wife have an open relationship, and if that’s so, IF anything was going on with Melanie, it wasn’t cheating. Maybe the wife was off with someone else too. Maybe it was Colin Farrell. Why the hell not? 😀

    @66 Lindy – my exact thoughts, he’s really starting to resemble Kenneth Branagh, and no, it’s not a bad thing AT ALL.

    I’ll take Colin please!

  81. hairball says:

    I can’t sleep. Wasted my life by reading the Colin Farrell sex tape transcript….

    So sad. Not impressed. Wish I had not read this transcript because I was just starting to like Colin Farrell. But will give him the benefit of the doubt since I guess this tape was made about 5 years ago or so – pre-rehab.

  82. Angi says:

    EWAN!

  83. Eleonor says:

    Ooh Ewan one day you’ll marry me.

  84. AZ says:

    Ewan!!!!!!!!!

  85. original kate says:

    “Sadly I never saw Colin’s sex tape. Was there something wrong in it?”

    i saw it and no, there was nothing wrong. at. all. he was hot, had lots of compliments for the lady (who just kind of laid there as i recall) and…let’s just say mr. farell likes to go downtown. if you know what i mean.

  86. ds says:

    @lenore; thanks. I like melanie have to say

  87. bettyrose says:

    Other than the love of my life (and David Bowie circa 1986) there is NO ONE I would rather do than Ewan. Show me a million who-would-you-rathers, and it’ll be him every time.

  88. posh-toes says:

    It has to be Ewan. Colin is better looking but I heard he has the herp and was even being sued for exposing it to a woman unknowingly. For all of those Ewan dong comments, he’s never had an erection when going full frontal and I’ve never seen an attractive limp dong.

  89. Emma says:

    Ewan! (except he needs to cut that hair!) LOVED him in Moulin Rouge. Very sexy.