I have guests this week but I’ll do my best to balance everything and get the gossip out.

– Guess the news that Britney is training extra hard is true, because she looks great. Check out how thin her face is already [Mollygood]
– K-Fed gets body slammed on WWE tonight [WWTDD]
– K-Fed is a bad influence [Parliamentary Mime]
– This sounds like just a rumor, but Scarlet Johansson is said to be doing an album of Tom Waits covers. Really. [Best Week Ever]
– “Little Children” with Kate Winslet and Patrick Wilson is a compelling film about bored stay at home parents cheating on their partners [Pajiba]
– George Clooney honored at the 21st Annual American Cinematheque Awards [PopSugar]
– Heidi Klum, Courteney Cox, and Meg Ryan at the pumpkin patch. Not together. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Nicole Kidman tours Kosovo as a goodwill ambassador [Gabsmash]
– How cute is Ben Affleck playing with baby Violet on the beach? [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Katie Holmes is back in the states watching soccer with Tom [Celebrity Puke]
– America is addicted to porn! Who knew? [Fleshbot]
– The richest White Trash in England, also known as “chavs” [Agent Bedhead]
– New talent on 60 Minutes (site has sound) [YTMND]
– Pansy Jackass [Something Awful]
– Drew Barrymoore and her boyfriend, Fabrizio Moretti, in Soho. [Celebrific]
– Mel Gibson didn’t want Hulk hair in his mugshot like Nick Nolte, so he used water to slick it back at the police station [Celebslam]
– Claudia Schiffer looks like an elf [Bastardly]
– Vince Vaughn’s publicist denies that he cheated on Jennifer Aniston and almost admits that the two are together! [Derek Hail]
– Jennifer Aniston says her life is hell [Haute Gossip]
– Liz Taylor might get married for the 9th time for a guy 17 years younger. Or is she getting married for the 17th time to a guy ten years younger? [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Brandon Davis is poor [yeeeah]
– Patricia Arquette leads with her best assets [cityrag]
– Chic Mommy’s twins are identical. [Chic Mommy]
– Best David Blaine street magic performance ever [Metadish]
– Sheryl Crow pranks John Mayer [The Blemish]
– Leonardo DiCaprio may care about the environment enough to drive a hybrid car, but he’s still taking private planes. [Us Weekly]